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By Michael Sloman
ALICIA
Hey, Lucas. How's it going?
LUCAS
Hey, Alicia.
ALICIA
(Trying to make conversation)
Did you study for the Math test?
LUCAS
Yeah. No. Not really. You?
ALICIA
Same.
ALICIA (CONT'D)
You're looking at the finger, aren't
you.
LUCAS
Who wouldn't.
2.
ALICIA
It's from Bruce Lee.
LUCAS
I know.
ALICIA
(Not believing him)
Really. What's your favorite movie?
LUCAS
Haven't really seen anything of him,
to be honest. Just heard of him.
ALICIA
I'll send you a link to some of his
stuff tomorrow during class.
LUCAS
Cool.
ALICIA
I was sorry to hear about your mom by
the way. How's Shift?
LUCAS
Just trying to cheer him up, ya know.
ALICIA
How are you feeling?
LUCAS
I try not to think much about it.
ALICIA
That's not what I asked you.
Beat.
LUCAS
Well. See ya virtually tomorrow.
ALICIA
See ya virtual.
RING LEADER
What's good, Alicia. You know you look
more lickable if you smile right?
PUNK 1
Yeah, c'mon girl, take off your mask
and smile for us.
PUNK 2
Turn around, mama.
RING LEADER
The fuck you looking at?
ALICIA
Stop, you guys! What the fuck! Leave
him alone!
LEADER
The fuck you gonna do, you half-breed
bitch?
CUT TO:
Lucas hops out of the shower, wipes himself down, and stares
at himself in the mirror. FLASHBACK TO--
Lucas' alarm goes off at 7:50 AM. He looks like he's been up
all night. He rolls over and sluggishly pops open his laptop,
and logs in to his first class of the day. Algebra 2.
TEACHER
Good morning everyone. I hope you're
all enjoying this gorgeous, bright,
sunshiney day out. Well, I mean, if
you were outside, maybe you could
enjoy it, but, you're stuck here in
virtual ville, so, let me take
attendance. While I'm doing that, if
everyone would kindly unmute and show
themselves so that I know you're
present for class, that would be much
appreciated.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Lucas, can you please show your face
and unmute yourself?
No response.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Lucas?
TEACHER (CONT'D)
So if everyone can open up their
Nearpod assignment on Polynomials. I'd
like to go over that.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
(Audible again)
Haru, could you please share how you
got your answer to Number 1.
HARU
(Sharing his math problem and
solution on the screen)
Sure, well, the parenthesis are only
there to illustrate how each
polynomial is being used in the
indicated operation and are not
needed, or used, in general. The
degree of a polynomial is just the
largest exponent in the polynomial and
so the degree of the result of this
operation is three.
TEACHER
Very good, Mr. Takara, very good.
ALICIA
Hey, here's a clip of Bruce Lee
6.
MUSIC DOWN.
TEACHER
Lucas, can you tell us what you got
for number 3?
LUCAS
Number 3? Uh...
ALICIA
Fifteen.
LUCAS
Fifteen.
TEACHER
Good. Can you tell us how you got that
answer?
LUCAS
I just used the FOIL method. First,
Outer, Inner, Last. Then just did the
math from there.
TEACHER
Fair enough. Moving on.
7.
LUCAS
Thanks.
ALICIA
No problem. You just channelled Bruce
Lee.
LUCAS
Really? How?
ALICIA
You were in the moment. Not focusing
on your thoughts. You felt it...
CUT TO:
SHIFT
"Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo
was quoted as saying that the Chinese
Communist Party won't let anybody into
that lab to look at what happened.
They disappeared journalists, they
made doctors who knew what happened go
away. That cover-up itself is a
crime."
SHIFT (CONT'D)
See, this is the fuck I've been
talking about. These fucking commie
chinks and their fucking latrine
experiments on bats and shit. They're
the reason Ma is dead. Didn't stand a
chance against their Covid bullshit.
8.
LUCAS
You mean laboratory?
SHIFT
What'd I say?
LUCAS
Latrine.
SHIFT
The fuck's a latrine?
LUCAS
Bathroom.
SHIFT
Ma's little golden goose. What's that
line from the bible? The meek shall
cherish the Earth?
LUCAS
Inherit.
SHIFT
What?
LUCAS
(Enthusiastically)
"The meek shall inherit the Earth."
SHIFT
Now you're starting to sound like the
niggas down the road. You know they're
in on it too, right?
LUCAS
(Preparing his plate)
Who?
SHIFT
The Chinese Commies and Black Lives
Matter. They've been paying the niggas
off to burn shit down.
SHIFT (CONT'D)
Why else you think the Chink corner
9.
LUCAS
Yeah.
SHIFT
We need to get some pay back.
LUCAS
For what?
SHIFT
For Ma, idiot. The next fucking
slanted eyed, Bat eating Kung Pao
nigga we see, we're fucking his ass
up. Matter of fact.
(Downing another beer)
We're hunting tonight.
LUCAS
What do you mean?
LUCAS
There's nobody out tonight, Shift. Can
we please go home? I'm fucking
freezing and gotta do my math
homework.
SHIFT
Scrawny ass bitch. Man the fuck up.
You'll do it when you do it.
Beat.
SHIFT (CONT'D)
You know this town used to be mostly
white?
LUCAS
Really?
10.
SHIFT
Yeah, bro. My Pa used to tell me how
back in the day this was a sunset
town. You know what that is,
schoolboy?
LUCAS
Yeah, towns that excluded non-whites
with discriminatory local laws.
SHIFT
The great white hope.
SHIFT (CONT'D)
Jackpot.
LUCAS
What's this?
SHIFT
Hit him in a pressure point with it.
LUCAS
But I don't know any pressure points.
SHIFT
Jesus fucking Christ. Just do what I
tell you.
LUCAS
What the hell, man? You're taking this
to a whole other level.
SHIFT
Yo, Chink. What's up! Where you going?
(Tugging his brother along)
Huh? Where you going, you bat-
dumpling-eating fuck?
HARU
(Putting his hands up in front of
him)
Please, I don't want any trouble.
SHIFT
(Grabbing his brother)
C'mon, you pussy! Hit him!
Lucas resists. Shift shoves him hard and turns his back to
him.
SHIFT (CONT'D)
You're a fucking disgrace.
ASIAN KID
(In a ready stance)
Please, I don't want anymore trouble.
LUCAS
Haru?
HARU
Lucas?
With the moon beaming over the both of them, they stare at
each other for a moment before the Bystander intervenes.
BYSTANDER
Hey, what the hell's going on over
there?
Haru looks down at Shift and quickly runs off into the
shadows. Lucas watches after his classmate, awestruck. He
then looks down at his despairing brother.
Bruised up, Haru is still dressed for the day with his
notebook, pen, and laptop all neatly arranged on his desk. He
logs into his Math class.
TEACHER
Goooooood morning my mathematician
wizards! How's everybody doing on this
windy, rainy day? Hope everyone has a
poncho if you go outside. Well, I
mean, please wait till your lunch
break, not during class. Let me take
attendance. Don't forget to unmute
yourself and show your lovely, diverse
faces!
TEACHER (CONT'D)
Much better. Okay great. Let me just
finish setting up the Viewpath
feature. Freaking cameras always gotta
be on us teachers, you know how it is.
Big brother and all. Haru? Are you
okay?
HARU
I'm fine, Mr. Randberg. Was in a minor
car accident.
13.
TEACHER
A car accident? Those bruises don't-
HARU
I said, I'm fine, Mr. Randberg.
TEACHER
Okay...
LUCAS
Hey, you alright?
LUCAS (CONT'D)
Need to talk to you. Can you meet in
person?
HARU
I told you. I don't want any trouble.
Just leave me alone, alright?
LUCAS
I didn't tell anyone. And I'm not
going to. I promise.
HARU
What do you wanna talk about then?
LUCAS
What style of Martial arts was that?
HARU
Why?
LUCAS
Was hoping you could teach me.
HARU
So you can teach your brother?
14.
LUCAS
Fuck him. He got what was coming to
him.
After a moment.
HARU
I'll have to think about it.
LUCAS
That's cool. Was that Bruce Lee's
style?
HARU
No. It's Goju Ryu Karate. You ever
seen the Karate Kid?
LUCAS
A long time ago.
HARU
Well, that's the style from the film.
LUCAS
Mr. Miyagu?
HARU
Miyagi. My family is from Okinawa.
Birthplace of Karate.
LUCAS
Dope.
HARU
Later.
LUCAS
Hey, I was thinking about those Bruce
Lee videos you sent me. Was hoping we
could talk some more about him. What
are you up to later?
15.
ALICIA
Working late.
LUCAS
Want some company?
Alicia smiles.
ALICIA
Sure, that'd be nice :)
FADE OUT.
END CREDITS
Haru and Lucas are in full combat mode, applying the Kata
they were practicing to real life applications.
The three bullies enter the corner store. Time slows down.
Alicia hops over the cashier table, stands side by side with
Lucas and prepares to face their opponents.
CUT TO BLACK.