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By Toby Griffin
They walk further into the woods and THE MAN IN BLACK loads a
gun. MARTIN falls over. THE MAN IN BLACK clocks the gun. THE
MAN IN BLACK’s mask distorts his voice.
THE MAN IN BLACK points the gun. THE MAN IN BLACK looks at the
gun. Strange warping sounds begin to intensify, both THE MAN
IN BLACK and MARTIN turn towards the source. In a burst of
blue light, FUTURE MARTIN appears in front of them both.
FUTURE MARTIN
Hello Martin, I’m you, from the future.
FUTURE MARTIN
Martin! Martin! (muffled in short distance)
FUTURE MARTIN
Martin! (still out of breath) let me – let me
explain. Woo, you weren’t kidding time travel takes
a lot out of you.
FUTURE MARTIN
Ummm, you’ve still got the tape.
MARTIN
Who was that? Who are you? What have I got do with
the fabric of space time? What is going on!
FUTURE MARTIN
I have no idea. I’m you, but future you. And I have
no idea how to answer those questions.
MARTIN
That isn’t helpful at all!
FUTURE MARTIN
Well, that’s what you told me, or I told you.
FUTURE MARTIN
Or he told us. I don’t know, it’s all wibbily wobbly
timey wimey. But either way now you need to go back
now.
MARTIN
Go back where? What is this?
FUTURE MARTIN
It’s a time machine. It takes you back in time. (As
if he is stating the obvious)
FUTURE MARTIN
I don’t remember asking so many questions. But say
and do everything I did. Remember everything that
happened exactly how it happened.
FUTURE MARTIN
Make sure you explain everything. And say something
cool!
MARTIN
Hello Martin, I’m you, from the future.
(pause)
That wasn’t very cool
MARTIN
Martin! (still out of breath) let me – let me
explain. Woo, you weren’t kidding time travel takes
a lot out of you.
MARTIN
Ummm, you’ve still got the tape.
PAST MARTIN
Who was that? Who are you? What have I got do with
the fabric of space time? What is going on!
MARTIN
I have no idea. I’m you, but future you. And I have
no idea how to answer those questions.
PAST MARTIN
That isn’t helpful at all!
MARTIN
Well, that’s what you told me, or I told you.
PAST MARTIN stands looking even more confused whilst MARTIN is
trying to figure it out.
MARTIN
Or he told us. I don’t know, it’s all wibbily wobbly
timey wimey. But either way now you need to go back
now.
PAST MARTIN
Go back where? What is this?
MARTIN
It’s a time machine. It takes you back in time. (As
if he is stating the obvious)
MARTIN
I don’t remember asking so many questions. But say
and do everything I did. Remember everything that
happened exactly how it happened.
MARTIN
Make sure you explain everything. And say something
cool!
PAST MARTIN is sucked through with a burst of
blue light.
MARTIN breathes a sigh of relief; he then starts to look
around and starts to freak out. MARTIN takes of running.
Strange vortex sounds start whirring up. The sound is cut off
by a small pop and a black hole forms with it.
MARTIN
Sherman!
MARTIN
Sherman! Someone tried to kill. But then I was saved
by me and then I went back in time and saved my self
and then sent the me I saved back in time.
(rambling)
I have no idea what’s going on!
SHERMAN
I’ll put the kettle on again
SHERMAN
So, time travels your problem, let’s see here.
Nuclear war, no. Zombie apocalypse, no. Alien
invasion, no. Dolphin people, no.
MARTIN
Dolphin people?
SHERMAN
Meeting the Carbons, no. Ah!
SHERMAN
Time travel.
They put the DVD into the player, and it starts to play. A
hypnotic video begins to play and starts glitching. The words
“TIME TRAVEL TUTORIAL” appear on the screen. Suddenly, a man
dressed in a cowboy outfit jumps into frame.
JOHNNY ROCKETS
Howdy partner, I’m Johnny Rockets, the rootin’
tootin’ time traveling cowboy. Here for all your
time travel and exposition needs. Yee-Haw Make sure
you stick around after the presentation, for the
Spanish dub.
MARTIN and SHERMAN look at each other then look
back at the screen.
JOHNNY ROCKETS
Now time travel is a fun pass time, but it’s also a
very risky business. It’s important to remember to
never interfere with any event in history, under any
circumstance. Interfering with the timeline will
result in many things but the worse possibility is
the creation of a paradox. Never create a paradox
under any circumstance. A paradox is a rip in the
space time continuum, a void of absent space that
will suck in and destroy anything in its path. A
paradox can be created with any major change to the
timeline, like saving your past-self from death or
putting your hat on backwards.
MARTIN
I-I I don’t know…
SHERMAN
Martin?
MARTIN
Promise not to yell.
SHERMAN nods.
MARTIN
I-I think there may be the slightest,
minimal chance that I may have created a paradox.
SHERMAN
Martin! (yelling)
MARTIN
You said you wouldn’t yell
SHERMAN
You said you wouldn’t create a paradox!
MARTIN
I never said that!
SHERMAN
It should go without saying! Just…watch the video.
JOHNNY ROCKETS
In the event of a paradox, you’ve got a very short
amount of time to set it right. However, paradoxes
aren’t the only possible side effect of time travel.
Excessive time travel may lead to such effects as:
Minor amnesia
Dry mouth
Minor amnesia
General confusion
Itching
Head aches
And last but not least minor amnesia.
The use of a home-made time machine will result in
even worse eff-
SHERMAN
He said we’ve got a short amount of time to set it
right. If we can contain it, that should buy us some
time.
MARTIN
How are we supposed to contain a “a rip in the space
time continuum”?
SHERMAN
The Dyson protocol.
SHERMAN seals the paradox in a jar, the jar is not filled with
a solid black void. MARTIN takes the jar and writes a label on
it, “PARADOX”. SHERMAN looks at MARTIN and MARTIN looks back.
MARTIN
So, we don’t forget…
MARTIN
Wait is that it? What do we do now?
SHERMAN
Now you go back in time again
MARTIN
Again?!
SHERMAN
Kill him before he gets a chance to kill Martin…
well you
MARTIN
Jesus Christ Sherman
MARTIN
Only problem is that we don’t have a time machine
SHERMAN
Not yet…
SHERMAN
The only website with all the scientific answers we
could need.
SHERMAN
Alright, let’s get to work.
MARTIN
It says to use a digital clock
SHERMAN
Potato. patato
MARTIN
Who says patato?
SMASH and CAT SHREAK. SHERMAN and MARTIN get up and look
towards the source of the sound. They walk towards it.
SHERMAN
Peabody? What did you do?
MARTIN
Wait Sherman the machines not done yet
They enter the room and the sounds of the paradox intensify.
SHERMAN gets pulled in by the paradox, MARTIN grabs him.
MARTIN is in a tug of war with the paradox.
SHERMAN
You’ve gotta fix this. Go back, stop it at any cost-
THE MAN IN BLACK points the gun. THE MAN IN BLACK looks at the
gun. Strange warping sounds begin to intensify, both THE MAN
IN BLACK and MARTIN turn towards the source. In a burst of
blue light, FUTURE MARTIN appears in front of them both. THE
MAN IN BLACK realises what is happening.
FUTURE MARTIN
Hello Martin, I’m you, from the future.
CREDITS
JOHNNY ROCKETS
What is wrong with my pronunciation. Gary I am an
actor for heavens sake, let me act
JOHNNY ROCKETS
Gary, Gary, Gary. I was Richard 3rd. I was in King
Lear. I am doing this as a favour for your mother,
Gary.
He pauses
JOHNNY ROCKETS
Fine, you get one more take, one more. Get me a
glass of orange juice, freshly squeezed, or so help
me Jeffrey, I will rain hell on you.
END
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It is the student car park so a lot of cars may Film during half terms so there will be
pass through minimal people
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It is a car park so there is a danger of being Have someone standing look out and film
hit by a car during easter\to lower the chance of other
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Wind can cause the leaves to create noise Use a dead cat on the mic and try to film
when the wind isn’t blowing
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Finn’s Kitchen
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Finns Family maybe around Family is out on the days we intend to film
Detached house so no noise from
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Kitchen utensils Put away the knives that are on the counter
Loose wires as the walkway would become narrow with
too many people
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Jar scene
Montage
Sherman death
Very secluded room no risk of noise from Train comes every hour or so. Film in-
neighbours or family between.
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Clear floor
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Kidnap Martin
Next to a road, however it isn’t used that Film during half terms so there will be
often as it leads towards the student car minimal people
park
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