S: Shrek

C: cat in boots

D: donkey

L: Lady fortune

Face it, Donkey! We're lost.

We can't be lost. We fellowed the kings instructions exactly.

Head to the darknest part of the Wood.

Past the siniter trees with scary-looking branches.

Yeah

The brush shaped like shirley Bassey!

We passet that three Times already

You we're the the one who said not to stop for directions

Oh, great. Muy one chance yo Fox things up with Fiona's dad
And i end up lost in the woods with you!

Dont get huffy! I'm only trying to help.

I know, i know.

I'm sorry, all right?.

Hey, dont worry about it.

I just really need to make things work with this guy

Yeah, sure. Now lets go bond with daddy

Well, well, well, Donkey.

I know it was kind of s tender Moment black there, but the purring?

What? I aint purring

Sure. Whats next? A hug

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Hey, Shrek, Donkey dont purr.

What do you think Im dime kind of a....

(Enter the CAT)

Ha-ah fear me, if you dare!

[Hiss]

Hey, look a Little cat

Look out! He got a piece!

It's a cat, Donkey.

Come here, Kitty, Kitty

Oh! Come here, Little Kitty.

[The C attack S]

Ahhhhhhhh!
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Whoa!

Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming

Come on! Hey it off! GET IT OFF!

OH GOD, OH...

NO!

Look out, Shrek! Hold still!

GET IT OFF!

Shrek! Hold still!

[Kick in the balls]

Did i miss?

No. You got them

Now, te ogre, pray for mercy from

Puss... In boots!

I'll look that cat!

Ha-ah!

[Coughs]

[Wheezes]

[Retches]

[Coughs]

Hairball.

Oh! That Is nasty!.

What should we do with him.

Taken the sword and neuter him, give him the Bob barker treatment.

Oh no! Por favor!

Please!, I implore you!

It's nothing personal, señor

I did it only for muy family.

Muy mother, she Is sick.

And muy fhader lives off the garbage

The kings offeder me much in gold and

a litter of brothers....

[Shut up]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Fiona's father paid to do this?

The rich king? Si.

Well, so much for dad's Royal blessing.

Dont feel bad.

Almost everybody you meet wants to kill you.

Tsk.... Thanks

Maybe Fiona would've Belén better off

If we're dime Sort of Prince charming

That's what the king said!

[donkey looks badly at the cat]

Uh...eh... Sorry.

I thought that question was directed at me.

Shrek, Fiona knows you'd do anything for her.

Well, it's not like

I wouldn't change if i could.

I just..... I just wish

I could make her happy.

Hold the phone....

[pulls out a card that says

"happiness" and "just a tear drop away"]

Donkey! Think of the saddest things that's ever happened to you!

Ah, Man, where do i begin?

Fist there was the Time that old farmer

Tried to Sell me for some magic beams.

Them this fool had a party and he the guests

Trying to pin the Tail on me.

Then they got drunk and start beating me with a stick, going "piñata!!"

What Is a piñata, anyway?

No, Donkey!!

I need you to cry!

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Dont go projecting on me.

I know you're feeling bad, but you go to_......

[cat steps on the donkey]

Aaaahhhhhh!

You Little, hairy....

Litter-licking sack of...

[D sheds a tear and that tear falls on the card]

(What? Is it on?)

(Is it on?)

[Clears throat]

(This Is Fairy godmother)

(I'm either away from my desk or with a client)

(But if you come by the office, we'll be glad to make you an appointment.)
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Oh...

Are you up for a Little Quest, Donkey?

That's more like it!

Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind

Adventure!

🎶ain't no stoppin' Is now! Whoa! We're on the move🎶

Stop, ogre!

I hace misjudged you.

Join the club.

We're got jackets.

On my honor, I'm obliged to accompany

You until i have your life

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As you hace spared me mine.

The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.

Let's go, Shrek.....

Shrek?

[cat looks at shrek with tender eyes]

Aw, come on, Donkey.

Looks at him...

In his wee Little boots.

You know, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly.

Let's keep him.

Say what?!