*Comedy biography of an opposition politician who fled his country*

By Mojtaba Ali Hemati

He was born as a child to a pregnant mother with a remorseful father.

He had an older brother who was born two years before him and committed suicide at the age
of six months.
He went to school very early, but wasn't interested in science, so with great effort completed
the six-year elementary course in nine years.
He lost his uncle as a child and was raised by his father.
He was very interested in weightlifting but said: It was too heavy.
He played basketball for a while to get taller, but got a few inches shorter.
He is currently only interested in mountaineering and water skiing, of course watching them
on YouTube.
As a young man, he was prosecuted and banned from leaving the country for wearing a
short-sleeved shirt on charges of spying for foreigners and acting against national security, so he
decided to go to Bangladesh secretly. He left the country secretly by a drug trafficker in a
disguise (long-sleeved shirt) in a charcoal sack embedded in a truck, but found himself
disembarking in Turkey.
He went first from Turkey to England and then to Britain and from there to UK, but when he
realized that all three were the names of one country, he left there forever and went to London.
He has been arrested several times in London for drunk driving, but still believes that he, like
his compatriots, drives better after drinking alcohol.
He believes in all the divine books and he is careful not to fall on his head.
He respects all religions and considers the prophets as the main criminals.
His favorite book is the art of cooking; he has memorized it completely and among politicians,
he likes Nelson Mandela, but now loves Melany Trump.
As a child, he wanted a magnifying glass, a magnet, a ping pong ball and a flashlight, which he
now has bought for himself.
His favorite regime is communist-leaning capitalism, that is, the equitable distribution of
wealth among the rich, the equitable distribution of poverty among the poor, the distribution of
tanks among the occupiers, and the distribution of Viagra among the invaders.
He hopes to one day seek refuge in his own country.