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Gabriel Parks & Sarah Czarnecki, Hr: 1, 2/17/2022

Shakespeare’s Language Play Script,


Final Revision

Character 1: Teenager’s dad.


Character 2: Female teenager.

Setting: Saturday Morning, Home office, Present day.

1. (Daughter beguilingly walks in & sits at desk next to her dad who’s scrolling through
emails) Hist1, so do thee2 know John?
2. (Jokingly replies) Ay 3, of course I know John the baptist.
3. (Sarcastically remarks) Ay 4, John Deere. He wanted to give you a free riding lawn
mower.
4. Nay5, It’s John (random last name) who used to live next door.
5. Oh, the one who’s drenched me with water and then was heavy6 when I shot him with
nerf guns?
6. Yea7, and we were like 7.
7. I’m marking8.
8. So, he asked me out yesterday morn9,
9. And, what did thou10 say?
10. Merrily11 I quoth12 that I would bid you about it, then we both went’st13 on our separate
ways.
11. Methinks14 it’s unwise to woo15 with skains-mates16. But, you wot17better than me
whether he’s a friend, or a foe18.

1
A sound to get someone’s attention, like “hey”.
2
You.
3
Yes.
4
Yes.
5
No.
6
Sad.
7
Yes.
8
Listen; pay attention to.
9
Morning.
10
You (informal).
11
Happily.
12
Said.
13
Went.
14
I think.
15
To court; date; flirt.
16
Mischievous companions.
17
Know.
18
Enemy.
Gabriel Parks & Sarah Czarnecki, Hr: 1, 2/17/2022

12. You’re being a bit vague, what art19 you saying?


13. He’s not much of a sirrah20, I don’t think it’s wise that you go out with him.
14. Dad, (sighs impatiently) ‘Tis21 not your relationship, attend22 to me, I would23 that you
would realize that anon24 a fellow25 like him is hence26.
15. What an27 he’s not who you think he is?
16. Canst28 you not be negative?
17. Mine29 negativity is transparency,
18. Doth30 your transparency include a yes?
19. But hark ye31, If you want to hie32, then hie32. Ok, sorry if I bored you to death.
20. Alright, well ‘twill33 probably be on Friday night, I’m going to go call him. Farewell34.

19
Are.
20
Fellow; young man.
21
It is.
22
Listen; pay attention.
23
Wish.
24
At once; soon.
25
A young man.
26
Here.
27
If.
28
Can.
29
My.
30
Does.
31
Listen.
32
Go.
33
It will.
34
Goodbye.

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