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Known and voted as the smartest

small town in America, Brighton
Valley, has everything it could ever
need. Except, all of its citizens lack
the social skills to be able to attract
romantic partners. The city's mayor,
desperate for love himself and
looking to take the depressing
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conflict abound between the public
end their dismal
school kids and their dry parents.
spell. Amidst
this, the son of the President tries to
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in an attempt to ease tension,
he cannot make them laugh and find but
fathers new, glaringly attractive friend. Cassie, a finds
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waits for him backstage at one of his
shows with the offer of deal to give
them both what they need to reach
their desires of success. However,
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magician will give the MC a concotion
a powerful magician in training. He must use his to make him the funniest in the
true talent: the right tonic for an unimaginative underworld however he will be
MC with a useless, indestructible punisher to eternally bound die in his magic show
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d dark realm where forever is at our doorstep. Make Me Funny or Die Or one of them actually dies.

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fiction. Landry and Dunne are both still searching
for their precious abridged keys to the past, busy
Abducted in untamed cellars of abridged memories. Hard-
Boring, to-read minds and undisciplined teenagers
Abducted dominate the day. Their plots--isolated from each
Delusional other and, in the end, untraceable--offer what we
Warmonger value:
When entrepreneur Ben Scalfo asks indie author
for a relationship, he and the novelist =
Bak! Youre passionate leader of the Fight Club turn his tiny
Fired! universe into a giant fizzy mess.
forties who have been living in their
dead mother's basement for the past
5 years suddenly realize they will die
without any legacy if they dont find a
younger generation to carry their
story into the world. They devise a
scheme to kidnap their new
neighbor's two teenage children and
escape to another city and start over.
However, they suddenly realize that
that the teens are ready to outwit and
outsmart the couple at every chance a
long the way, threatening to blow
Abduction Ain't So Easy their plan up in smoke.
A hedgefund, wall street man, after a
near death experience with qualudes,
has an awakening and decides he
throw his plans of market domination
and become an artist. He meets a
playwright who seduces him and also
convinces him that he will write his
next play about the dark underbelly
of the wall street world inspired by
his life. However, while in the midst
of writing the script together and in
the heat of their passion the former
hedgefunder discovers his lover has a
dark secret of his own: he is the
Trimming Back the Hedges leader of cult.
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