My Cute "Brother"-in-Law

written by

cyaltr and corpsethot

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

BOYFRIEND and GIRLFRIEND enter through the front door. They

carry grocery bags and are slightly tired. “BROTHER”-IN-LAW
(BIL) is sitting on the couch playing Elden Ring. He wears a
baggy hoodie concealing his body.

GIRLFRIEND
Oh shit, I forgot to buy eggs. Can
you ask my bro to help you put the
groceries away while I go to the
store?

BOYFRIEND
Sure. Can you pass by the mechanic
while at it? The car is due for an
oil change.

He hands her the car keys and goes up to BIL while GIRLFRIEND
leaves.

BOYFRIEND (CONT'D)
(Playful)
You heard the boss, let’s get to
it.

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

BOYFRIEND and BIL start putting the groceries away. Music is

playing on the background. BIL tiptoes to reach a tall
cabinet. The outline of his breasts start showing through his
hoodie. The music cuts with a "DJ Stop" SFX. BOYFRIEND has a
"Surprised Shaq" face.

BOYFRIEND
(Embarrassed)
Uhh… you sure you’re comfortable in
that hoodie?

BIL
(Clueless)
Yeah it’s fine…

BOYFRIEND
I was thinking… maybe you’d look
better in something… cuter.

BIL
(Looking down and
blushing)
Oh… like what…
 2.

BOYFRIEND
(With a soft grin)
Hmmm, I have a few ideas…

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INT - LIVING ROOM - DAY

BOYFRIEND is sitting on the couch and accidentally touches

video-game controller. He gets startled by the sudden loud
noises coming from the tv and comically tries to pause it

BIL
(From a distance)
Okay I'm ready…

BIL slowly enters the room to the sound of romantic music in

a clear reference to She's All That. Boyfriend has a
dumbfounded look on his face

BIL (CONT'D)
(Shyly)
What do you think?

BOYFRIEND
You look just like--

BIL interrupts him

BIL
--A girl?

BOYFRIEND
I was gonna say an anime trap but
that works too I guess.