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AndyKaufmann via FT.com cartoon to illustrate Humphry Copenhagen’s culinary demons University of Cambridge
Davy’s loss of “all connection with
My experiences as a kitchen external things” following his Can augmented reality take off
seasonal worker in Cornwall years experiments with nitrous oxide. where VR has failed?
ago – long hours, poor or illegal I recall a master at school telling by Tim Bradshaw
pay rates, abusive conditions – us about Davy and the clerihew: We live in a world of too many
are encapsulated by the memory Sir Humphrey Davy people, too much carbon. Tech such
of the waiter who regularly, with Abominated gravy as virtual reality can help people
unanimous kitchen staff approval, He lived in the odium to experience things that would
spat on the restaurant owner’s Of having discovered sodium otherwise not be affordable, either
evening meal before serving it. Alastair Conan, Coulsdon for them or for the planet.
I doubt much has changed. So bring it on, these snap glasses
RB, Cornwall Even when you do succeed, sound cool!
sometimes it pays to try again Secret Lemonade Drinker
This is an important story by Tim Harford via FT.com
especially for all of us “foodie” Tim Harford’s piece brought to
tourists and champions of work mind music producer Jim Steinman Salad cream days (May 28/29)
of chefs. (of Bat Out of Hell fame), who after by Tim Hayward
@om via Twitter a successful take would say, “That I love you, Tim Hayward. Your
was perfect. Let’s do it again.” articles are informed, dogmatic,
The best chair for work might not John Kelly, Little Raveley full of peppy joie de vivre.
be the one you think My prawn cocktail (cold water
by Harriet Fitch-Little The cheap, green, low-tech prawns only) has been transformed
Sitting in a chair is a learnt solution for the world’s megacities according to your strictures by the
behaviour and thus probably by Simon Kuper use of home-made salad cream
unnatural for human beings. I agree that cars pollute, generate made using a small springy whisk.
This is why younger kids will do congestion and cause accidents but TO CONTRIBUTE
By the way, I was reliably told
anything but sit in them properly. they increase personal mobility by the local postman that Madame
You can comment on our articles online
So all chairs challenge human enormously, which leads to or email magazineletters@ft.com.
Cradock could not make a decent
musculoskeletal behavioural increased prosperity. The solution Please include a daytime telephone cup of tea. Tea gown? I’m sure you
norms. Mind you, so does spending is not to abolish cars or lorries, but number and full address (not for wear it well.
40+ hours a week at a desk. to make them less contaminant publication). Letters may be edited. Yvonne Bristow, Carnyorth
Intellect
Undercover Economist
TIM HARFORD
Intellectual virtues to help
sharpenyour thinking skills
◀ discouraged, cowardly, dismissive, narcissistic and prone to Notes from the Cutting Edge
every kind of excess. Could such a person really be described as
knowing how to think? They would certainly not be the kind of LEO LEWIS
person you’d want to put in charge of anything.
“My list was meant to start the conversation, not end it,” I regret toinform youthat
Schwartz told me. So I sent his list to some people I respect, both
in and adjacent to academia, to see what they made of it. The reac-
thefamilygames debate is
tion was much the same as mine: almost everyone liked the idea still a stalemate
of intellectual virtues, and almost everyone had their own ideas
about what was missing.
The Cambridge statistician Sir David Spiegelhalter raised the
idea of intellectual variety, since working on disparate projects
was often a source of insight. Hetan Shah, chief executive of the At the end of this month, house- Japan supplies have thus been
British Academy, suggested that this variety, and in particular the hold negotiations over buying a unusually thin and, since the start of
ability to see the connection between different parts of a system, PlayStation 5 will enter their 600th the year, there have only been three
was the most important intellectual virtue. He also argued for a day of deadlock. Arrival at this mile- weeks where Sony sold more than
senseofhumour:ifwecan’tplaywithideas,evendangerousideas, stone may well bring all parties back 30,000 units here. In one extraor-
we are missing something. to the table, but a breakthrough still dinary week in May, Sony sold only
D
feels a long way off. 2,693 PS5s in Japan – an indication,
ame Frances Cairncross has chaired several nota- Part of the delay is that global say analysts, that the supply crisis
ble academic institutions. She suggested that if economic forces are playing havoc could actually be getting worse.
one accepted the premise that intellectual vir- with stock, of course. But this is by Those Japanese gamers determined
tues were also moral virtues, a greater one was no means our first version of the to secure a machine are left relying
“humanity…asympathyforthehumancondition argument. As each enchanting gen- on store lotteries, luck or a second-
and a recognition of human weakness”. eration of console (particularly ary market where “as new” used
She also suggested the virtue of “getting stuff done”, noting the those of Sony and Nintendo) has PS5s trade at 70 per cent above the
line from the Book of Common Prayer, “we have left undone those come along, the question of the new official retail price.
things which we ought to have done.” True enough. What would machine’s cost-to-justifiability ratio This absurdity has killed the
be the value of having all these intellectual virtues if we did not blazes around several talking points. debateinourhouse.Sinceitslaunch,
exercisethem,andinsteadspentourdaysmunchingpopcornand Is it really that much better than the PS5 has sailed through two
watching TV? the one you’ve already got? (Abso- Christmases and multiple Lewis
Tom Chatfield, author of How To Think, mentioned persua- lutely, yes, the existing model is family birthdays both hotly desired
siveness. What is the point of thinking clearly if you cannot help now decade-old tech and just look and defiantly unpurchased.
anyone else to do likewise? This is fair, although persuasiveness at game X.) OK, but is it worth $500 ItmaybethatSonyhasaninterest
is perhaps the intellectual virtue that most tempts us into the when the games also cost $60? (Well, in keeping its Japan sales low. Calcu-
vices of arrogance, partisanship and an unbalanced treatment yes. See previous answer.) Really? lated globally, it makes little money
of the facts. And yet you whinge on the hardware
Almost everyone raised the omission that was much on my about the cost of the sales of PS5 units –
mind: curiosity. Curiosity was not on Schwartz’s list, except per- kids’ trainers. (Yes, InoneweekinMay, no problem, given
haps by implication. But curiosity is one of the central intellectual but that’s totally Sonysoldonly2,693 that the real money
virtues. Curiosity implies some humility, since it is an acknowl- different.) And so unitsinJapan–asign is made on the soft-
edgment that there is something one doesn’t yet understand. on. The support, thatthesupplycrisis ware. In Japan, says
Curiosityimpliesopen-mindednessandaquesttoenlargeoneself. this time, of a naggy couldbegettingworse one analyst who has
It is protective against partisanship. If we are curious, many other 12-year-old in my covered the com-
intellectualproblemstakecareofthemselves.AsOrsonWellesput lobbying effort has pany for decades, it
it about the film-going audience: “Once they are interested, they been useful, though not decisive. is probably making a loss of about
understand anything in the world.” But the core difference between ¥2,000 on every machine sold.
Very good. Range, systemic thinking, humanity, humour, this and previous iterations of the Pelham Smithers, another vet-
getting things done, persuasiveness, curiosity. Other plausible argument has been the PS5 itself. In eran Sony-watcher, suspects the
virtues were suggested, too; alas, this columnist must also display Japan, Sony’s home turf, its games spew of red ink could be even more
the virtue of brevity. But one of my correspondents had a sharply machine has been very difficult to severe, with material costs rising sig-
different response to Schwartz’s emphasis on explicitly moral buyfromamainstreamretailer.Nor- nificantly amid global inflation and
intellectual virtues – tellingly, the one most actively involved in mally, there is an initial post-launch high energy prices, and with the yen
teaching.MarionTurner,professorofEnglishliteratureatOxford stampede and ensuing shortages plunged to a 20-year low. That com-
university,putitfrankly:“I’mnottrainedtoteachstudentshowto that all form part of the hype (and bination, says Smithers, could mean
be good people, and that’s not my job.” fun). Within a year, though, the that Sony is losing about ¥15,000
It’s a fair point. It is very pleasant to make a list of intellectual casual buyer can generally find one on every PS5 it sells in Japan. That
virtues, but why should we believe that academics can teach stu- without too bruising a quest. could be an incentive for it to ensure
dents courage, humility or any other virtue? Yet if not academics, Not so with the latest PlaySta- that stores and online retailers are
thenwho?Parents?Primaryschoolteachers?Newspapercolumn- tion. Launched in November 2020, not flooded with machines. Sony’s
ists?Perhapsweshouldjusthopethatpeopleacquirethesevirtues despite the well-known headwinds gaming chief did recently announce
for themselves? I am really not sure. of a global semiconductor shortage, “a significant ramp-up” in PS5 pro-
Barry Schwartz is on to something, that is clear. Facts, logic, it has been buffeted by supply chain duction this year, but for now, I’ll
quantitative tools and analytical clarity are all very well, but the difficulties. Sony, which has a real have to make do with our PS4 – itself
art of thinking well requires virtues as well as skills. And if we battle on its hands against Micro- the result of a successful round of
don’t know who will teach those virtues, or how to teach them, soft’s Xbox, has been funnelling its household negotiation.
that explains a lot about the world in which we now live. machines to particular markets,
principally the US, where it believes Leo Lewis is the FT’s Asia
Tim Harford’s latest book is “How to Make the World Add Up” victory will be decided. business editor
GALLERY
Photograph by
GARETH McCONNELL
World View
SIMON
KUPER
Elite football is a meritocracy.
Why can’t politics be?
I
know many readers are sick of me bang- physically almost by the month. Coaching staff many levers to steer several hundred thousand
ing on about Oxford, but I promise this have to keep innovating. When Barça stopped civil servants, whereas a football coach manages
column is about a bigger question: are doing that, they collapsed, culminating in the 8-2 20 or so people whom he sees daily.
political and educational elites in coun- thumping by Bayern Munich in 2020. Every political leader will confront an array
tries such as the UK, the US and France Contrast this with the highly educated political of problems about which they know little – for
genuinely elite achievers? elite. If you’re born into the right caste, selection instance, Ukraine, climate change and Covid-19.
In the past year, I’ve published two books isn’t very rigorous: elite US universities in 2017 They therefore need the humility and listening
about elites. The first, Barça, is an inside look at admitted more students from the top 1 per cent of skills to act as conveners, hearing out experts.
FC Barcelona, the football club, and the second, the income distribution than from the bottom half. The worst possible leader is an egomaniac who –
Chums, a dyspeptic account of the mostly male And elite universities rarely kick out underper- perhaps encouraged by his CV, caste and gender
Oxford-educated Conservatives who rule Britain. formers. Boris Johnson’s classics tutor at Oxford – imagines he knows best.
A response I often get is, “Surely the best-educated recalled that “Boris rubbed along Infact,littlebrillianceisrequired
people should be running the country?” But on no hour’s [work].” At Har- anywhere in the governing process.
whereas the sporting elite is a high-performance vard, a study in 2019 found that Elitenetworksleadto Ideally, government specialists are
meritocracy, the political elite isn’t. 43 per cent of white students thebestjobs,including themselves reliable conveners who
To play for a top-class football team, such as admitted were either recruited ingovernment,where distil the latest consensus of their
Barcelona until about 2019, you had to be one of athletes or children or other rela- leadersliketorecruit fields, because that is more likely to
the 200 or so best footballers on earth. All players tives of alumni, donors or faculty chumsandrelatives be right than the blue-sky thinking
have trained for the job since childhood, amid con- and staff. Most of these students of some maverick who may or may
tinuous selection. After each season, eight to 10 wouldn’t have got in otherwise. not be the next Einstein.
boys in every team at Barça’s youth academy, the Yet they almost all manage to sail through college. A football team has to win matches, but a gov-
Masia, are replaced by newcomers selected from In short, Harvard is not the Masia. Elite universi- ernment has to please voters. That has little to do
among the millions who want to be professional ties have other priorities besides excellence. They with good policymaking. An energy transition or
footballers. The average kid lasts only three years often retain elements of their past as gentlemen’s educational reform can take decades to judge and
in the Masia. finishing schools, teaching upper-caste presenta- sometimes longer. The core job of government is
In football, quality trumps CV, looks or skin tional skills. to avert catastrophes, but voters rarely reward
colour. The day a tiny 16-year-old Argentine with Graduating from one of these places gives you politicians for things that don’t happen. Instead,
a flowerpot haircut trained with Barcelona’s first a life-long entrance ticket to the top, which is why governments generally get voted out because of
team, Ronaldinho, then the world’s best foot- someFrenchelitemembershavetheiralmamaters poor presentational skills, trumped-up culture
baller, remarked that the kid, Leo Messi, should be inscribed on their tombstones. Networks lead wars or global recessions.
playing for the firsts already. to the best jobs, including in government, where I’ve spent my journalistic career toggling
But players must keep performing. Once Ron- leaders like to recruit chums, caste-mates and rela- between sport and bigger things. I used to worry
aldinho declined, he was kicked out, his brilliant tives. Selection in politics is chiefly for clubbability that football was a lower subject than politics.
CV an irrelevance. Failure in sport is clear-cut and electability, not governing skills. Many politi- I don’t any more.
and gets punished. Even retaining your level isn’t cal leaders have zero prior experience of running
enough, because football improves tactically and even a government department. Nor do they have simon.kuper@ft.com @KuperSimon
American Experiment
GILLIAN
TETT
The banker who fell to Earth
and boarded a train
A
couple of weeks ago, I had has now ebbed, it would be hard to replicate his him concluding that “tutorial cultures in tahfiz
breakfast in New York with a tripatpresentgivenChina’squarantineregimeand madrasas, Oxbridge colleges and ancient Tibetan
Malaysian accountant-turned- rising tensions between Russia and the west. temples perhaps have more in common than
banker named Azman Mokhtar, Indeed, in a world of growing geopolitical strife commonly thought”. In Russia he stumbled on
who I first met years ago when and uncertainty, it seems increasingly naive to unexpected beauty in the Moscow metro system
he ran the Khazanah sovereign assume that borders will remain open, even when and, as a devout Muslim, was thrilled to discover
wealth fund. He arrived carrying a fat photo book the pandemic is over. In a deglobalising, uncertain that the Saint Petersburg Mosque “was the largest
entitled KembaraKretapi:AroundtheWorldinTrains age, travel opportunities need to be grabbed. in Europe” when it opened in 1913.
of Thoughts. It was the memento of an epic journey Mokhtar’s journey demonstrated something In Sweden he had a less pleasant surprise:
he took in 2019, boarding exactly 77 trains over 77 else, too: the power of putting your feet on the the trains were badly delayed, and another pas-
consecutive days as he circumnavigated the globe. ground. During much of his later career, he worked senger swore at him. He viewed this as a sign of
The idea, he explained, was to celebrate some- in the Petronas Towers in Malaysia, “a turbulent upside down world”,
thing known as kembara in Malay (probably best thetallestoftheirkindintheworld. where “developed” countries no
translated as “wanderlust”). Planes are not well This was an elevated perch, both Financiersoftenwork longer seemed quite so advanced.
suited for kembara, since being 30,000 feet above physically and metaphorically. But intowersthatleave InAmericahefacedmoredelays,
the ground detaches you from, well, the Earth. italsosymbolisedaproblem:finan- themfeeling asifthey and despaired that “the nation that
Train travel, by contrast, enables you to better ciers and executives often work in havearighttofloat gave us the great transcontinen-
experience the places you’re travelling through. places and ways that leave them aboveeveryoneelse tal railroad… just won’t upgrade its
Mokhtar had dreamt of this pilgrimage for feeling as if they have a right to float infrastructure”. But after he got the
40 years while working in finance, so when he above everyone else. To counter last seat on the 2,500km journey
finally retired in 2019, he took off. “The world that, Mokhtar says that he often urged his staff to from Perth to Adelaide in Australia, he marvelled
is both small and large, and life is both long and engage in kembara in their jobs, by walking incog- at the beauty of the Nullarbor Plain and the “pretty
short,” he writes in the book. “Live it.” nito around the companies and places that the garden city” he found in Adelaide (Day 73).
It is a sentiment that most of us might usefully fund invested in. His long-planned trip was a way Tohardenedexplorers,suchobservationsmight
ponderrightnow.Foronething,itshowsthe power to counter the detachment he felt after years spent seem mundane. But after looking at Mokhtar’s
of escape fantasies as a way to sustain our imagi- in an office tower. book, I felt not just inspired but also embar-
nations during long careers. For another, kembara What he encountered along the way was not rassed about how we used to take globetrotting for
seems like a doubly precious commodity today. necessarily shocking; the value came from numer- granted in our pre-pandemic age, when nobody
Backin2019,whenMokhtarboardedhisfirsttrain, ous tiny surprises. In the rail carriages of Vietnam worried about the type of labour shortages and
he assumed that the world would always be open he was stunned by the entrepreneurial spirit of flight cancellations that we are currently seeing in
for anyone who wanted to explore it. the other passengers and the fact that so many Europe. Today, uncertainty is the new certainty.
So did most people whose careers had been built people smoked “peace pipes” on board (“Things So, if you, like Mokhtar, have secret travel dreams,
on the back of globalisation. If you had a travel they don’t teach you at Harvard Business School!” the message is simple: act on them now or soon.
dream, there seemed no reason to rush. he joked in his Instagram posts). With or without trains.
But soon after Mokhtar finished his 77th train On a stop in Lhasa he saw Tibetan monks
ride, Covid-19 erupted. And while the pandemic teaching their students in a manner that left gillian.tett@ft.com @gilliantett
I
togofrom‘WhatisaSonesta?’to‘IwantaSonesta.’”
$37bn
discovered that many of them found travel inher-
ently stressful, a feeling only exacerbated by the
pandemic. Booking a hotel was particularly nerve-
racking because so many places failed to live up to
photos posted online. To the new chief marketing
and brand officer Elizabeth Harlow, who started in
hospitality as a front-desk clerk in The Mayflower,
that unease seemed like an opportunity. “Guests
were hungry for a sense of calm and things to help
them offset anxiety. So how do we create spaces or
experiences that fulfil those needs?”
At Sonesta’s budget, extended-stay properties,
Assets managed by the the answer was pretty straightforward. Guests
Boston-based RMR there are often workers – in construction, say, or
nursing – on extended assignments that might last
Group, Sonesta’s owner for months at a time. These conditions mean ▶
O
go with their family at the same time.” what each brand represents, it makes it a lot easier empty hotel’, franchisees don’t like rules that don’t
how we sell to each target customer.” makesense,”Murraysays.“Whenwecomeupwith
n a snowy February day, Manoukian As the staff raise plastic flutes of sparkling cider brand standards… we have to live with them. We’re
strides to the front of a big ballroom in to toast the changes, Manoukian sums up the task putting our money where our mouth is.”
White Plains, New York to the sound of at hand: “You are the ones who are going to bring Staci Patton, a Chicago-based interior designer
INXS. “Need You Tonight” is blaring, and the brand to life.” who specialises in hotels, can certify that is true.
the assembled hotel staff are cheering But rallying the troops will not be enough. Hired last autumn to reimagine the Sonesta Select
loudly. “Let’s bring down the house, guys,” “Hotels should offer a bit of fantasy that you don’t brand as a mid-price boutique, she was handed
she says, grabbing a Sonesta-branded get when you walk through the front door of your pages and pages of specifications about the 60-odd
clapper and shaking it. “I love your energy own house. There is something exciting about that existing hotels, along with warnings about what
and passion. I’m going to bottle it.” little thing that is ‘free’ that you aren’t expecting,” could and could not be changed, from the fin-
Her visit is the culmination of a week-long train- Hutson says. Perhaps the most famous effort along ishes in the bathrooms to the location of the hotel’s
ing session meant to get Sonesta employees around these lines started in the 1980s at DoubleTree, now restaurant. Her original idea of putting local ele-
the country enthused about their new brand and owned by Hilton. The chain first put freshly baked ments in each hotel was scrapped in favour of a
about growing the company. Reception agents, chocolate-chip cookies in VIP rooms as part of more generic, and less expensive, theme: “Neigh-
housekeepersandmaintenanceworkersalikehave nightlyturndownservices,butiteventuallyshifted bourhood hotels made personal.” Lighting aimed
been deluged with Sonesta swag, offered meals to handing them out to everyone at the check-in at making the hotels’ outdoor space more welcom-
usually reserved for guests and invited to discuss desk. The chain’s 600-odd hotels now give out ing was toned down from fancy lanterns to string
how the company’s various slogans would apply to 65,000 every day, or more than 25mn a year. “In lights. The designs also incorporated the latest
their jobs and their hotel’s target guests. ourfocusgroups,youwouldnotimaginehowmany research on germaphobic travellers: wood floors
25mn
Patton explains. “Together, but alone-together.” lacks a presence.
Sonesta remains 50 years and many billions
Sonesta’s rethink of post-pandemic travel looks behindthebignamesincorporatehospitality.Mar-
a lot more like a series of tweaks than a wholesale riott, Hilton and IHG each have more than 5,000
shake-up. And compared to some of the edgier hotels and dozens of brands among them. Not that
offerings at the bigger chains, the branding is rela- itseemslikemuchofadeterrenttoMurray.Inearly
tively vanilla. That’s on purpose. Harlow, Sonesta’s April, the company convened its new customer
marketing chief, argues the chain is putting owners advisory board, composed of guests and business
and guests first. “This is what they’re looking for in partners, in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Murray showed
their physical spaces. This is what they need,” she up to make a personal pitch on the chain’s behalf.
says. “Rather than having things that might be per- “Our goal is that when somebody says, ‘Where
ceived as radically different, we wanted to develop are you going to stay?’, they’ll answer, ‘I’m debat-
The number of chocolate-chip things that our guests were asking for. Crazy stand-
ards are one thing, but unless we deliver the best
ing’, [and] we want to be in that conversation.” He
was delivering his speech to a meeting room in a
cookies the Hilton-owned guest experience we can, based on what our guests recently refurbished, luxury Sonesta.
DoubleTree hotel chain gives aretellingus,theydon’tmeanawholeheckofalot.”
To that end, Sonesta recently revamped its web- Brooke Masters is the FT’s US investment and
guests every year site and launched its first smartphone app, making industries editor, and an associate editor
Appetites
I
The Gastronome sometimes think you people don’t get how whinge. As John Gregory Dunne memorably put
Tim
tough this job is. You think it’s all fawning it: “A writer is an eternal outsider, his nose pressed
maîtres d’s and complimentary champagne. againstwhateverwindowontheothersideofwhich
Let me disabuse you. A few weeks ago, I found he sees his material.” So I did. My face was a mask of
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Appetites
◀ “The wines are all low intervention,” she spat as she cast the
wine list on the table like a challenge. Since I’d already waited
20 minutes for her attention, I felt it was too late to act on the
new information and wearily ordered a large glass of something
I thought I recognised. I was mistaken, though I had another
20 minutes to think about it until the staggering bill arrived.
I was the first to leave, the other groups watching enviously, as if I
was crossing the exercise yard to early release.
As I limped, cursing, around the perimeter of the once-great
market, I passed what appeared to be one of those supremely
arch hipster London junkshops attempting to create interest in
1970s electrical goods as objets de vertu. It had dodgy French
movie posters, lights spun from flame orange fibreglass, a near
mint 1972 Binatone Worldstar radio and – oh happy day! – a fully
stocked cheese cabinet. The place was called, and you’ll have to
bear with me here, Funky Cellar.
I ducked inside to be met by a bloke who looked like the result
if you’d image-searched “classic gorgeous French boy”.
“You have food?” I blurted.
“Of course.”
“Wine?” It was almost too much to hope.
Within seconds, I was whisked to one of several unmatched
tables in unfortunate Formicas. You know, the kind that
became extinct when stripped pine was discovered. The menu
was a bigger collection of comfortable clichés than The Archers
omnibus. But it was perfect. You know how you need a rhino-
slayer of a hangover to really appreciate a fry-up? I reckon you
might need to be dumped by an important restaurant and
duped by a natural wine bar to appreciate a French brocante/
fromagerie/bistro.
W
FUNKY CELLAR
orking quickly, I slipped in an order for pork
10a Lamb Street
rillette and a non-binary croque. My strat-
London E1 6EA
egy here was that my modest order would 020 7247 7437
leave some budget for a glass, or possibly two, funkycellar.co.uk
of a good looking premier cru Chablis. Of course, no strategy
survives contact with the menu, and I was tempted by an addi-
tional “Funky Board” of mixed cheeses and charcuterie. Then
I remembered the wine bar and, as my lips puckered, ordered
the Chablis anyway.
In case you’ve never done it, let me tell you there is something
religiously calming about the moment you simultaneously
contemplate the smooth curves of an early ’80s Vega 642 black-
and-white portable TV, take your first sip of cold white as Stevie
Wonder’s Innervisions drops on to the turntable and a waitress
presents pork paste with a welcoming smile. Symbiosis of
serendipity and glorious, comforting recognition.
Back in the ’70s, when most of the Funky Cellar’s knick-
knacks were au courant, my nan had a kind of fat, overstuffed
legless footstool she referred to as the pouffée. It was, to be kind,
revolting. It was also smaller than the croque – properly rubbish
white sliced bread so rammed with gruyère and béchamel as to
be near spherical, slouched on the plate, oozing joy and a kind
of infinitely lewd challenge. I swear it winked at me: “C’mon
handsome. Climb aboard.” If the waitress found my behaviour
over the following five minutes in any way repugnant, she had
the exceptional grace not to show it as she wheeled in more wine
and the platter.
More sober research has revealed that Funky Cellar is
independent and run by a bunch of young French people who
don’tseemtohavemuchtruckwithPR.Andwhileitisn’tactually
a cellar, it turns out to be quite funky.
You see, I know my weaknesses. I am seduced by simple
hospitality, a sense of humour and, let’s face it, cheese. But
honestly, you don’t even need a cocked up booking and some
rotten wine to make the Funky Cellar a significant find. Go.
You’ll love it.
@timhayward; timhayward
Rowley
Leigh
Spaghetti alle vongole
History cook
In the middle of a busy restaurant kitchen in tome is a revelation. “It will affect the way we cook
London, Sam and Samantha Clark stand contem- from now on for sure,” says Sam.
plating a saucepan filled with cooked, sprouting Arabic scholars have long known of al-Tujībī’s
broad beans. The Clarks, owner-chefs of Moro, culinary masterpiece, but it was a chance discov-
have been cooking with dried beans for dec- ery in 2018 at the British Library, where I work,
ades, but it took reading an ancient recipe before that allowed all the manuscript’s 475 recipes to be
they thought to try sprouting them first. “What’s collatedandtranslated.“IthoughtIwascataloguing
insane,” says Sam, pausing to taste a bean he has three medical texts,” says Bink Hallum, Arabic sci-
marinated in olive oil, cumin and coriander, “is entific manuscripts curator. “Then I noticed that
how much we recognise, how much we don’t and the writing in the middle of this folio didn’t sound
how sophisticated the recipes are.” medicinal. It was for food that was… tasty.”
He is talking about a newly discovered copy of a A week before testing al-Tujībī’s recipes, the
13th-century manuscript titled Faḍālat al-khiwān Clarks meet Hallum and me in a nondescript meet-
fī ṭayyibāt al-ṭaʿām wa-al-alwān (Best of Delectable ing room in the library’s back offices, looking at the
Foods and Dishes from al-Andalus and al-Maghrib) oldest known copy of the original 13th-century
and written by Ibn Razīn al-Tujībī. Since they manuscript. This one was written in the 1500s,
opened Moro in 1997, the Clarks have championed Hallum tells us. Another version, held at the
thefoodoftheArabic-Iberian world, butal-Tujībī’s University of Tübingen in Berlin, was created ▶
British Library Food Season this spring. Sprout- Above from left: tasting Lentils from ‘Best of Moro’s Lentil recipe by
ing broad beans were on the menu, along with a dishes recreated by
wafer-thin herb omelette, lentils and “soft, white Sam and Samantha Delectable Foods’ Sam & Samantha Clark
Clark for the British
halwã” (nougat). Library Food Season in Take whatever kind of lentils are • 6 tbs olive oil
“We’ve been making what we call Syrian lentils May (clockwise from available to you, wash them, and put • 4 cloves of garlic, chopped
for 25 years,” says Sam, back in Moro’s kitchen. top): herb omelette, them in a new pot with fresh water, • 3 tsp ground cumin
“But al-Tujībī’s has browned garlic, saffron and lentils, halwã and broad olive oil, black pepper, coriander seeds, • 4 tsp ground coriander seeds
and chopped onion. Put the pot on • Small bunch of coriander,
vinegar, so it’s going to be different.” To tackle beans; pages from the
manuscript; the Clarks a fire to cook. chopped and stalks set aside
the halwã, Sam looks up a modern nougat recipe. • 2 red onions, chopped
in the Moro kitchen
“It requires such precision,” he says, with a look As soon as the lentils are done, add • 250g small brown or Puy lentils
of disbelief. “How they managed by eye without Previous page: a salt – but not too much – a bit of • Small pinch of saffron
thermometers is incredible.” close-up of the halwã, pounded saffron, and as much as you • 1.75l water
Meanwhile, Samantha takes four large bunches sweetened with honey like of fine-tasting vinegar. Break three • Salt and black pepper
eggs into the pot, and as soon as they • Splash of vinegar
of coriander, pulverises them in a blender and and flavoured with
walnuts and pistachios set and the vinegar boils, remove
squeezes a couple of tablespoons of vibrant green the pot from fire, empty it into a glazed 1. In a largish saucepan, heat four
juice from the resulting mush. She tips this into a bowls and eat the dish salubriously, tablespoons of olive oil over a medium
bowl of beaten eggs and then adds coriander and God Almighty willing. heat. When hot but not smoking add
cumin powder before transforming the mixture the garlic, cumin and coriander seeds
into a wafer-thin omelette. The British Library Food Season and fry for a minute until light brown.
Then add the coriander stalks and
The Clarks assemble their finished interpreta- takes place during April and May
three-quarters of the onions. Soften the
tions together on a table. The lentils are a deep, live and online.“Best of Delectable onions for 10 minutes, or until sweet.
glossy brown and taste earthy and rich. “These Foods and Dishes from al-Andalus
show up our recipe a bit to be honest,” says Sam and al-Maghrib: A Cookbook by 2. Add the lentils, saffron and water to
a little sheepishly. Samantha samples the ome- Thirteenth-Century Andalusi Scholar the pot. Bring to the boil, and simmer
lette. “It is subtle,” she declares, “but really nice.” Ibn Razīn al-Tujībī (1227-1293)”, for 40-60 minutes or until the lentils are
soft and start to mush, becoming
The halwã, sweetened with honey and fla- translated by Nawal Nasrallah,
sauce-like. Season well with salt and
voured with walnuts and pistachios, has a published by Brill, 2021 pepper in the last stages of cooking.
texture like a chewy cloud and is impossibly
moreish. “Any one of these could end up on our 3. Remove from the heat and stir in
menu,” says Sam excitedly. Stretching out across the remaining chopped coriander and
the centuries, al-Tujībī’s 800-year-old recipes the remaining olive oil.
are a reminder that the past is not always a for-
4. Sprinkle a few teaspoons of your
eign country. favourite vinegar on to the remaining
raw onion. Fold half the onions into the
Polly Russell is a curator at the British Library. lentils and sprinkle the rest on top when
@PollyRussell1 the_history_cook serving. Eat with a pitta or flatbread.
Wine
Jancis
Robinson
Blind Ambition’s journey
from dream to screen
E
rica Platter’s surname A journalistic instinct never an up-and-coming Cape wine
will be familiar to anyone subsides, and back in 2016, Erica region, Swartland, and she invited
who knows anything contacted me with an extraor- him to visit.
about South African wine. dinary story. It was the tale of a His first job was as a gardener
A journalist-turned-wine producer, small group of economic refugees workingeveryhourhecould,includ-
she and her journalist husband from Zimbabwe whose upbring- ing in the garden of a restaurant
John launched Platter’s South ing had been devoid of both wine called Bar Bar Black Sheep, whose
African Wine Guide in 1978, a pocket and fine dining, but who were all owner, Mynhardt Joubert, soon pro-
book unashamedly modelled on now head sommeliers at top Cape moted him to dishwasher.
Hugh Johnson’s annual. Town restaurants. He then became a waiter and,
The Platters’ guide was initially One of them, Joseph Dhafana, as he later told Platter, “On March
dismissed by the South African arrived in Johannesburg in 2009 7 2010, I had the very first glass of
wine establishment, and the then- as a destitute 27-year-old, walk- bubbly in my life, from Mynhardt
dominant wine organisation, the ing the streets looking for work [the restaurateur]. It was my birth-
KWV, even refused to supply any and sleeping rough. He was given day. I struggled a lot to finish it.
details for the book. But it has since shelter in the city’s Central Meth- Looking in the glass, which was
definitively established itself as the odist Church, which had become fizzy, with my mind in the vine-
bible of the blossoming Cape wine a refugee centre and was often yards, trying to think how can
scene. It is now run by a team of featured in TV news bulletins. someone convert grapes to such a
tasters who aim to keep up with the He was spotted on screen one night wonderful liquid, I asked myself
many new developments there. by a cousin living in what was then dozens of questions with no one ▶
◀ to answer. The wine bug followed It seemed like such a great story
me since that day.” that I emailed everyone I could
Dhafana moved to Cape Town think of who might be interested in
and up the ladder of restaurant ser- making a film about their attempt,
vice, taking wine exams and ending without success.
up in charge of the wine list at the
I
famous La Colombe restaurant. n June 2017, I attended a fine
He made contact with three other wine conference at the Ventoux
young Zimbabwean men who had estate of Xavier and Nicole
come to South Africa in the 2000s Sierra Rolet, producer of
in search of a better life and whose Chêne Bleu wines. The Australian
workethicandfascinationwithwine Andrew Caillard, a fellow Master of
mirrored his own. They all became Wine, was also there. He had been
top somms: Tinashe Nyamudoka at an adviser on a rather successful
The Test Kitchen, Pardon Taguzu 2013 film called Red Obsession about
at Aubergine and Marlvin Gwese at how the Chinese fell for wine,
Cape Grace Hotel. so I tried to sell him the idea of a film
In 2015, Dhafana entered South about the Zimbabwean wine tasters,
Africa’s wine tasting competi- hoping he would communicate
tion and came third, so in 2015 he it to the rest of the team back
was included in the South African in Australia.
team in the World Wine Tasting As it happened, producer-
Championships, held every year directors Warwick Ross and
by the French wine magazine La Rob Coe had been looking for a
Revue du Vin de France. The South subject for a second wine-related
Africans managed their best per- documentary and were consider-
formance ever and, inspired by ing making a film about the annual
this, Dhafana set about assembling Oxbridge wine-tasting competi-
a Zimbabwean team, to include his tion in London. Caillard scribbled a
‘The Zimbabwean team three friends, for the 2017 interna- note about the Zim sommeliers
broke intoan impromptu tional competition. on a bit of paper at Chêne Bleu in
The only problem was the June and put it in the pocket of
acappella songatdinner. cost. Some of their employers a jacket he didn’t wear again
This,and theirfervent helped out but the team needed until August, when he found it
group prayerwere,of quite a lot more. We chipped in and mentioned the idea to Ross
course,cinematicgold’ with a crowdfunding drive on my and Coe. They were thrilled. By
website. A total of £8,262 was September 8 they had the financ-
raised, more than they needed, so ing in place and had booked to fly to
by August 2017 they were set to Cape Town just 11 days later to film
take on the world in Burgundy two the first footage, about the Zims’
months later. preparations for the competition.
Robert
Shrimsley
The last Prius to freedom
stadium, Fergal Keane’s voice was you didn’t know the first time
9 10
playinginmyhead:“Theycamefora around should become easier.
rock concert but now tired, footsore 00 00 00
1. For which novel did
andhungry,theyarejusttryingtoget
Howard Jacobson win the
home. This man has been walking 11 12
2010 Man Booker Prize?
for 90 minutes and still can’t find
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the right night bus. There’s a dog at 2. Which British charity was
home, and its bladder cannot hold known until 1972 as the National
13 15
14
out indefinitely.” Association for Mental Health?
Surely, not since Scott headed off 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 16
3. Which regular performers at
to the Pole had man embarked on
British national events made their
such an ill-fated mission. I envisaged 17 18 19
debut in 1965 at Little Rissington
us bivouacked somewhere around
in Gloucestershire? 20 00 00 00 00 00 00 21 00 00
Islington, only 10 miles from base
camp. “I’m just going to McDonald’s. 4. Which of the “Two Johns” 22 23 24
I may be some time”. who worked with Rory Bremner
T
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died in 2013?
his is why I’ve never made
5. What body of water separates 25 26
it to Glastonbury. The
Saudi Arabia from east Africa?
abilitytoliveentirelyinthe 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
moment is a skill I’ve never 6. What term, which originally
possessed. I will always be thinking applied to the Irish revolution 27 28
aboutthemud,thecrowds,howwe’ll of 1912-23, was used again five
findourwaybacktothetent.Waking decades later for another conflict? The Across clues are straightforward, while the Down clues are cryptic.
up in a sleeping bag two hours after
7. Which word is missing from
you finally managed to get to sleep,
all of these hit singles: “________
just so you can trudge 20 minutes ACROSS 27 Come together (8) say, when
Avenue” (The Maisonettes);
to the midden that passes for the 1 Swamp, bog (6) 28 Two-shilling climbing (6)
“________ Tonight” (The Eagles);
toilet is all part of the experience I’m 4 Hitting (a fly) (8) piece (6) 10 Rap about
“It’s a ________” (Bonnie Tyler)?
genetically coded to avoid. 9 Cowboy show (5) the old regiment
While friends dive into the 8. What’s the first syllable of 10 Fortune-telling DOWN being reorganised
mosh pits of life, I am drawn to the the nursery rhyme that refers using the hand (9) 1 Spoil one occasion for religious
sturdy chairs by the side. These to “the butcher, the baker, the 11 Virtuoso at sea (8) occasion (6, 7)
concerts are primarily about the candlestick-maker”? keyboard piece (7) 2 Fundamentally 15 Kent town upset
memories and the moment, and my 12 Acorn recover without the scorer (9)
9. Which valley is the hottest place
memories would be of the moments producer (3, 4) drug being put up (9) 16 Major disaster’s
in the world?
of inconvenience. I am not proud 13 Donkey-horse 3 Labour gets one cut without energy
of this but I also know it to be true. 10. What was the nickname of cross (4) catchphrase (6) that’s limited (8)
The key to my happiness is effective the wild west woman who’s been 14 Show up 5 Chinese design 18 Dull part of
advance planning. played on screen by Jane Russell, once more (8) plain trowel with Worcester I left (7)
The price of this is missing out Yvonne De Carlo and Doris Day? 17 North California odd bits only, 20 Still cast it out (6)
on the richest experiences, which National Park (8) perhaps (6, 7) 21 Top up faulty oil
mostly I’m OK with since there are 19 Dull pain (4) 6 Tiny drop to filters so it’s gone (6)
few riches I seek which don’t involve 22 Acrobat’s swing (7) deceive the 23 One to win over (5)
clean toilets, coffee machines and 24 Basic part (7) French (7)
a clear means of departure. In this 25 Custom, 7 Bury coffin terribly?
case, the price of my inadequacies convention (9) Not entirely (5)
was spending too much of the Solution to Crossword No 592 26 Opening piece, 8 Spout about
concert gaming through the T R I B A L A P A M P H L E T in short (5) Surrey’s borders,
alternative routes home. A E A Y A A A L A A L A E A A
Half an hour after leaving the A N A C O N D A A C A N V A S
stadium we were met by the cab A T A H A D A T A A C A E A T
R E E M E R G E A R E L I E F
robert.shrimsley@ft.com
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Wit & Wisdom
The Questionnaire
Edward Carey
Author and artist
Interview by Hester Lacey
1. What is your earliest memory? the 1970s. More recently, at the desperate. In an unhappy moment, I love the Wensum too, as a Norfolk
Picking daffodils in a Norfolk start of the pandemic, we took in stalled or worried, lost or aimless, boy. I remember one weekend on
garden. There was also being an abandoned black cat with a foul nothing works better for me than a the Wensum at dusk with a couple
forbidden to go on a bumper car in temper – an appalling brimstone sharp pencil (Tombow B from of friends and seeing a strange mist
Legoland in Denmark because I was beast that we love very much. Japan) and a pad (Strathmore collect above the water. We were
too small. That smarted. 5. Risk or caution, which has Bristol Vellum), and then the pencil convinced it was a ghost. It was an
2. Who was your mentor? defined your life more? might take you off somewhere, experience to me as profound as the
I had an amazing English teacher at Sometimes one, sometimes the anywhere. It seems very modest, books of Alan Garner, which I read
school called John Flint who other. About a decade ago I came a the pencil, but I don’t think it is. as a schoolboy and made me want
inspired me very much. He taught little off the rails – writing-wise I don’t think it can ever be fully to become a writer.
us King Lear and I’m still in the – and thought I’d never write again. fathomed what the pencil can do. 12. What would you have
thrall of his classes many years on. Returning to fairy tales and to 9. Do you believe in an afterlife? done differently?
Later, I was lucky to have very children’s literature taught me to I’ll let you know. I don’t really go in for regrets.
generous support from the start all over again and to dare 10. Which is more puzzling, the I once took 15 years to write a
playwright Hugh Whitemore and myself in my thinking and writing. existence of suffering or its novel, which was probably too long –
the novelist and short-story writer 6. What trait do you find most frequent absence? I should have told myself: “You
Robert Coover. These two men gave irritating in others? Both, everything. might think about hurrying up.”
me confidence when I dearly The enabling of morons 11. Name your favourite river. My dear late father once said to me,
needed it. Things may have been or monsters. The Thames at low tide – I love “You might try writing books that
very different if it weren’t for them. 7. What quality do you find most mudlarking. Finding old bits of people would want to read.” I’m still
3. How fit are you? irritating in yourself? London in the mud each time I visit working on that.
I go running most mornings before Mind your own business. the city has always been an
dawn, but remain perennially stout. 8. What drives you on? incredible delight. That you can Edward will be at Essex Book Festival
4. Tell me about an animal you The next book or the next drawing. find history in the mud any day of on June 25 as part of the Midsummer
have loved. There has to be something to work the week – Victorian, Georgian, Madness day at Cressing Temple
There was a bulldog called Gerty in towards, or it all feels a bit Tudor, Roman – feels like a miracle. Barns. essexbookfestival.org.uk