From May 2001 to May 2007, 743 thick lorry drivers ploughed into the country's railway bridges. The Loop Line bridge on Customs House Quay has been struck over 80 times in the past decade. 'Harmonstown Dart Station' is an anagram of 'Hoots mon! it's drawnn tartan'
From May 2001 to May 2007, 743 thick lorry drivers ploughed into the country's railway bridges. The Loop Line bridge on Customs House Quay has been struck over 80 times in the past decade. 'Harmonstown Dart Station' is an anagram of 'Hoots mon! it's drawnn tartan'
From May 2001 to May 2007, 743 thick lorry drivers ploughed into the country's railway bridges. The Loop Line bridge on Customs House Quay has been struck over 80 times in the past decade. 'Harmonstown Dart Station' is an anagram of 'Hoots mon! it's drawnn tartan'
World’s longest instruments on the cover. The title is strike either exceptionally innocent or exceptionally wicked: Derek Bell Plays With Himself. DEEP down, everybody wants to be We favour the latter explanation. loved. Now, back to trains... Last week we noted that one of the most unpopular companies in the Most struck railway bridge country is attempting to woo us. Irish Rail is so desperate to please that it’s The figures aren’t out for this year, rolled out a clatter of Train Hosts to but from May 2001 to May 2007, 743 carry our bags and smile at us to thick lorry drivers ploughed into the make us forget the strikes of the past country’s railway bridges. few weeks. How nice. Most of these strikes happened in With this in mind, we’ve loosely Dublin, with East Wall Bridge being a themed this week’s offering on strikes favourite target. It was hit 104 times and trains, with our final destination over 18 years until its height was being the longest strike the country increased in 2003. It still holds the has ever encountered. (It has nothing record for being the most struck to do with trains, by the way.) bridge in the capital. First some train facts: The Loop Line Bridge on Customs House Quay has been struck over 80 Some train facts times in the past decade. The council is considering renaming it Loopers’ » St Ivor is the patron saint of train Line Bridge after the morons who drivers. keep bashing into it. » The nation’s first train was the The Loop Line carries the Dart ‘Hibernia’ which steamed down the which travels to Dun Laoghaire, 8.8km track between Westland Row which was the final stop on the first and Kingstown (Pearse to Dun Irish train journey. It was also home Laoghaire) on 17 November, 1834. It to the... made the journey in 19.5 minutes – just 30 seconds slower than it takes World’s longest strike on the Dart today. » ‘Harmonstown Dart Station’ is an The world’s longest strike started in anagram of ‘Hoots Mon! It’s Drawn Thirsty work: the Dempsey, John L Sullivan, Gentleman February 1939 when a Dun Laoghaire Tartan’. Just so you know. strike wore on and Jim Corbett. It’s also given the world publican, Mr Downey, gave a barman on and on and on . . .a fighter of epic crapulousness. His (Mr Young) the boot without any Most striking Dart ad Inset: Derek Bell on name is Peter Buckley and he’s a apparent reason. his harp and, left, StBirmingham Paddy who can claim to He then refused the union’s Dart users may be familiar with the Ivor the Engine be the second worst boxer in the demand to reinstate him and a strike company’s advert which boasts the world EVER. was called on 6 March. Despite the following: ‘Dart Services – Reliability Last March, Peter (39) retired after strike, and the unfairness of it all, 400 99.8%, Punctuality 93.3%’. a gruelling 291 pro fight career. It’s barmen applied for Young’s job. Sounds impressive? Read on. not the amount of fights he has The stubborn publican’s business According to Irish Rail’s passenger fought, however, that sets him apart. didn’t suffer despite the picketers. It charter, “95% of all Dart trains will (America’s Reggie Strickland fought actually improved as sightseers arrive in the city centre within 10 more, with 363 bouts.) dropped in for a pint and a look at the minutes of the published time”. Buckley’s fame claim is that out of strikers. As the years passed, the Consider this: the journey from those 291 fights he has lost... 249 story of Downey’s pub gained Dun Laoghaire to Salthill station times. This makes his mush the most international repute and tourists takes two minutes. So if the train is struck face in European history. Only flocked to it, making him even more delayed by 10 minutes it’s not actually Strickland has lost more bouts at 276. determined not to negotiate. late. This is despite the fact that the On the occasion of his 200th fight, He stuck to his guns for a mule- trip took five times as long as it staff member. Then an official, noting Buckley got a special showbiz parade headed 14 years. should. Use this as an excuse to your the train was running late – and into the ring. Ever the pro, he didn’t Before Downey pulled his last pint boss and see what happens. presuming the blind man was the last disappoint and carried on his proud, in June 1953, he said that for all he So, technically, 93.3% of all Darts passenger to board – gave the signal unbroken losing streak. cared the picketers could stay outside are up to 10 minutes late according to for it to leave. In the history of losers, he’s the the pub until the day he died. They their own advert. If you think that’s a The empty train made all its David Kenny is greatest and we salute him. could even march at his funeral, he cock-up, then try this for size . . . scheduled stops and deposited its author of ‘Erindipity’ Ding, ding, here’s the bell for the declared. They did both. VIP passenger in Limerick after a and ‘Erindipity Rides next heading... The world’s longest strike finally Most strikingly obvious pleasant, but somewhat lonely, ride. Again’. While an ended on 27 November, 1953 after an omission As this was a problem with space occasional snippet Most struck bells agreement was reached with the new (ie too much of), the driver could from those books owner. Last January the Dublin-Limerick have cried “Heuston, we have a may be included St. Audoen’s Church in Dublin has the What curmudgeonly old Downey’s train broke a new record. It was for problem” and no-one would have here, this column is oldest bells in the country. They date motive was for firing Young is still ‘Least Amount of Passengers on punched him. But he didn’t. all shiny, new back to 1423 and have been struck unclear. Was it for being nice – like Board’. Let’s move on . . . material. Any ideas more times than any other set. Irish Rail’s new train hosts – to The train left Heuston Station with or queries are We’re telling you this as an excuse customers? only one passenger – while 300 others Most struck face always welcomed to relate another Bell story. We reckon not. waited on the platform. In 1981 Derek Bell of the Chieftains That would have been a plain loco The passenger, a visually impaired The Irish diaspora has given the dkenny@tribune.ie released a solo album with a picture motive. man, had been helped on first by a world some great boxers, eg Jack www.davekenny.com of himself surrounded by Which is where we came in.
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