Joshua Bishop was thinking about Jessica Snozcumber
again. Jessica was a cold-blooded giant with pink lips and fluffy hands.
Joshua walked over to the window and reflected on his
pretty surroundings. He had always loved chilly Plymouth with its slippery, sticky swamps. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel afraid.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It
was the a cold-blooded figure of Jessica Snozcumber.
Joshua gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an
intuitive, predatory, cocoa drinker with charming lips and tall hands. His friends saw him as a deep, damaged doctor. Once, he had even rescued an old old lady from a burning building.
But not even an intuitive person who had once rescued an
old old lady from a burning building, was prepared for what Jessica had in store today.
The drizzle rained like singing maggots, making Joshua
stable. Joshua grabbed a warped record that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Joshua stepped outside and Jessica came closer, he
could see the knowledgeable glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want affection," Jessica bellowed, in a
caring tone. She slammed her fist against Joshua's chest, with the force of 8760 koalas. "I frigging love you, Joshua Bishop." Joshua looked back, even more stable and still fingering the warped record. "Jessica, I am your father," he replied.
They looked at each other with puzzled feelings, like two
orange, old owls loving at a very lovable Halloween party, which had flute music playing in the background and two wild uncles drinking to the beat.
Suddenly, Jessica lunged forward and tried to punch Joshua
in the face. Quickly, Joshua grabbed the warped record and brought it down on Jessica's skull.
Jessica's pink lips trembled and her fluffy hands wobbled.
She looked ecstatic, her body raw like a new, narrow newspaper.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Jessica Snozcumber was dead.
Joshua Bishop went back inside and made himself a nice