Scene Study 1

Ang Sistema Ni Propesor Tuko

Mga tauhan
MR TUKO: King
BODYOK: Shane Alfred
NINGNING: Melaiza
KIKO: Armando

Isang umaga, sa silid-aralan kung saan mang paaralan

(Nagbubulungan)(Papasok si Mr tuko)
Mr Tuko: What is the meaning of this? Early in the morning?
Mga estudyante: Good morning Mr. Tuko
Mr Tuko: (Imumuwestra) GOOOODDD MMMOOORRRNNNIIINNNGGG
MMMMMRRRRRR.TTTUUUKOOOOOOO
Mga estudyante: (Gagayahin) GOOOODDD MMMOOORRRNNNIIINNNGGG
MMMMMRRRRRR.TTTUUUKOOOOOOO
Mr Tuko: Very good class! Now, sit properly,chest out,
stomach in, and put your hands in the table properly
for inspection.
(Iinspeksyunin ni Mr. Tuko ang mg akamay ng bata)
:NINGNING
Ningning: sir?
Mr Tuko: Bakit nangingitim ang mg adaliri mo? Kmay ba ng
isang babae yan?
Ningning: Eh sir, nag hugas kasi ako ng kawali
Mr. Tuko: I don’t care!! Basta, you always have to keep your
hands clean so that they will be good to see
Ningning: Yes sir
Mr. Tuko: Oh my god!!! What are these Bodyok?
Bodyok: These sir? These are patay na kuko
Mr Tuko: Patay na kuko?!!
Bodyok: Napukpok kasi ng martilyo sir
Mr Tuko: Para kayong mga taong bundok. Children, Remember
that your hands reflect your personality. Kaya you
should see to it na they are always neat and
presentable. Paano nalang kung makikipag kamay kayo sa
mga disenteng tao?. Now, everybody,show me your teeth
(Ilalabas ng mg bata ang kanilang mgaq ngipin)
Mr. Tuko: My Goodness, bodyok! What is that monster in your
teeth?
Bodyok: Tinga sir
Mr. Tuko: You did not brush your teeth again?
Bodyok: Naubusan kasi ako ng tutpayst sir, pero nag mumog
namn ako
(HIHINGAHAN SI NINGNING)
Mr. Tuko: What a shame! Iisipin ng mga tao na your teacher
does not teach you proper hygiene
Bodyok; (Biglang sisingit sa dialogue)Haaaaayyyyy GIN sir?
Ayoko non sir nakakahilo yun eh
Bodyok: AHHH ayoko ng gin sir, Nakakahilo yun ehhh
Mr Tuko: GAGO!!, ang sabi ko hygiene. Proper care of your
body and soul. Kelan pa kayo matututo? Kailangan ko pa
bang ulit-ulitin?
Kiko: Nako, please, wag na sir
Mr Tuko: Puwes, mag bago kayo!!
Mga estudyante: YEEEEESSSS MMMMRRRRR TTTTTUUUUKKKOOOO
Mr Tuko: (bubulong bulong) yes Mr.Tuko, yes Mr.Tuko….. My
goodness. Okay okay, let us begin the day… How are my
little angels?
Mga Estudyante: Still alive and kiking sir
Mr. Tuko: And what is today?
Mga estudyante: Today is Monday. Monday is a fine day. The
sun is up. The sky is blue. Everything is nice except
youuuuu
Mr Tuko: (iaamba ang pamalo) Again!!! Repeat the last two
lines
Mr. Tuko: what is our national flower?
Mga estudyante: (itatalumpati)Our national flower is
sampaguita. It is the symbol of the Philippines. Very
clean, very white, very fragrant like the beautiful
Filipina.
Mr.Tuko: And who is our national hero? Bodyok?
Bodyok: sir….
Mr.Tuko: I said who is our national hero?
Ningning: (bubulong bulong) Cardo!!! Cardo!!!
Bodyok: Sir…
Mr.Tuko: Yes,bodyok?....
Bodyok: Our National hero is Ricardo Dalisay
Mr.Tuko: No, not Aguinaldo
Bodyok: Adornado sir
Mr.Tuko: And who is Cardo Dalisay?
Bodyok: Yung sa Ang Probinsyano sir, yung hindi agad
namamatay
Mr Tuko: Gago! Eheeee! What are we talking about?
Kiko: National hero, sir
Mr. Tuko: Oh, yes. And you don’t know him, ha, bodyok?, Do
you want to write his name again one thousand times?
Bodyok: Nako sir, maawa naman na kayo sakin. Tatlong na
kaya nauubos ko kasusulkat ng thousand-thousand na yan
Mr. Tuko: Then, don’t forget your lessons. Itanim mo sa
kokoye mo.... ou national hero
Bodyok: our national hero
Mr. Tuko: is
Bodyok: is
Mr. Tuko: Dr.
Bodyok: Dr.
Mr. Tuko: Jose
Bodyok: Jose
Mr. Tuko: Rizal
Bodyok: Rizal
Mr. Tuko: Now, repeat…
Bodyok: Our national hero is.. is… aaahhhh sir? Pakiulit
Mr Tuko: Pag hindi naman talaga natuyuan ng dugo sa mga
taong to. DOCTOR JOSE RIZAAAAAL
Bodyok: Doctor jose rizal
Mr Tuko: Again!
Bodyok: Doctor jose rizal
Mr Tuko: Again
Bodyok: Doctor jose rizal
Mr Tuko: Now go to the corner and recite it one thousand
times
Bodyok: One Thousand times?!! Nanay koooo, ang dami dami
naman non sir
Mr Tuko: Gusto mo isulat na lang?
Bodyok: Irerecite ko nalang sir. (Pupunta sa sulok) one
thousand times, nanay kooooooo
Mr Tuko: Huwag kang mandadaya….. Okay, let us continue,
Ningning what is our national game?
Ningning: sir…. Our National game is online sabong
Mr. Tuko: Don’t make foolishness or I’ll give you zero for
recitation
Ningning: Sir, our national game is sipa pero wala namang
naglalaro non a

Mr. Tuko: Then we have to learn it. In order for us to

learn, we have to study. Kaya tayo hindi umaasensong
mga Pilipino is because we do not appreciate the value
of education and the importance of discipline. That is
 why I am teaching you the noble traits, patriotism, and
love of country
(LALAPIT SI BODYOK SA TITSER)
Bodyok: sir…
Mr Tuko: Huwag mokong dayain, Alam kong hindi kapa nakaka
one thousand. I know it. You cannot fool me.
Bodyok: Hindi pa nga sir. Kasi, hindi ko na alam
susunod sa 27 eh
Mr tuko: Ano?!!! What a shame! You do not even know
how to count?. Paano ka mabubuhay niyan?
Bodyok: Bibili na lang ako calculator paglaki ko sir
Mr. Tuko: Gago!!!, you cannot count with a calculator!
You can only divide and multiply. Kikooo
Kiko: Yes sir?
Mr Tuko: Ikaw ang mag bilang para kay bondying. See to
it na hindi siya mandadaya
Kiko: Yes sir
(pupunt ang dalawa sa sul0k)
Mr Tuko: Now, wher was I?

Ningning: Patriotism, sir

Mr. Tuko: Oh yes, patriotism. The noblest of them all.
You, you are the hope of our motherland. In the
future, you will rise to become the pillars of our
society. And when you are already on top, Then you
have reached the peak of your success, and you
will look back to recall your school days. You
will remember me, you will remember my words. And
you will say to yourselves, Yes, Mr.Tuko you were
right
(lalapit ang dalawa kay Mr tuko habang nag
bubulungan kung sino ang mag sasalita)
Bodyok: Sir, Tapo nako
Mr Tuko: Tapos kana?! Dinadayo mo ata ako eh
Kiko: eeeeeee, yes sir haha. Sumobra pa ng asa one
thousand eh
Mr Tuko: Bakit parang ang bilis?
Bodyok: Ganoon ba
Kiko: Ganoon nga ho,sir
Mr Tuko: Siguro’y nadala na naman ako ng aking
makabayang damdamin. Talagang pag nagsasalita ako
tungkol sa bayan e nalilimutan kong lumilipas ang
mg asandali.
Bodyok: Para pala kayong KBL
Mr Tuko: Anoi kamo?
Bodyok: I said sir, You are very humble
Mr. Tuko: Oh please don’t mention it… Now let’s get
back to business. So class, what is the motto of
our section? Say it loud and clear!
Mga estudyante: Cleanliness is next to Godliness
Mr. Tuko: Very good class! Before we start our lesson
for today, I want you to write the following
things in your notebook
Ningning: Sir, I don’t have a pencil
Mr. Tuko: You don’t have a pencil?!!! You are like a
soldier going to a battle without a baril!!!
Ningning: But I have a baril sir(ilalabas aqng baril at
itututok kay mr tuko) Bang-bang-bang!
Mr tuko: Gago! Ang ibig kong sabihin, you should bring
your pencil everyday. Who has extra pencil?
Bodyok: Ako, sir
Mr Tuko: Pahiramin mo muna si ningning, baka lalong
uminit ang ulo ko
Bodyok: Yes sir(bublong kay ningning)Wag mong ubusin
ang pambura ha
Mr Tuko: You will bring these tomorrow(bibilisan ang
pagsasalita) Cartolina, colored paper, crepe paper
at paste. I’m going to inspect them tomorrow kaya
better not forget
Ningning: Sir, Bat ang dami namang dadalhin bukas?
Mr tuko: Because we are going to make paper flowers
and flags. Gagawa tayo ng Philippine flags,
American Flags at Japanese flags
Kiko: Are we going to study flags, sir?
Mr Tuko: No, we are going to the airport tomorrow. May
darating na mga special guests from abroad at
sasalubungin natin sila
Kiko: Mga balikbayan sir?
Mr. Tuko: No, they are distinguished personalities.
Sina emperor Bakerone at ang world-famous organist
na si Uban sideburn. Imagine that class such
distinguished people will be stepping on
Philippine soil, kaya don’t forget to bring your
materials tomorrow
Ningning: Naku sir, Magagalit na naman nanay ko. Ang
mahal mahal daw ng cartolina at tsaka crepe paper
Mr Tuko: Tell your mother dear that this is for the
glory of our country. Biruin niyo kapag natikman
nila ang filipino hospitality they will love our
country and our people. Kaya tomorrow, kailangan
maputi ang mg adamit niyo. Plantsahin ang mga
pantalon. Shine your shoes, Comb your hair, cut
your fingernails. And pleae!!! Brush your teeth!
Naku, baka pag smile niyo e naninilaw yang mga
ngipin niyo
Bodyok: Sir, pwede bang hindi na sumama? Iigib pa ako
tubig tsaka mag bubunot ehhh
Ningning: Ako din, mag huhugas pa ako ng pinggan
Kiko: Mangunguha pa akong kaning-baboy sir
Mr tuko: That is an order from the district super
intendent. Ano ba ang mas mahala sa inyo,
kaning baboy o ang pride ng Filipino race?
Kiko: Kaning-baboy sir
Mr Tuko: Kiko, nagiging barumbado kana rin!!! Watch
out alalahanin mong nasa honor list ka pa naman
Kiko: E, kasi nama sir
Mr Tuko: Wala nang marami pang reklamo, Someday, pag
tanda niyo maiintindihan niyo din ang lahat ng
ginagawa natin then you will say to yourselves
Mga Estudyante: Yes, Mr tuko you were right
Mr Tuko: Buti alam niyo. Enough with all your
reklamos. Now we shall begin our first lesson for
today. We are going into a world of beauty and
majesty. I think I shall never see the world of
LITERATURE! Now everybody says LITERATURE!
Mga estudyante: LITERAYTYOOOR
Mr. Tuko: NO, NO, NO Let it slide to your lips like a
beautiful waterfall, say LITERATURE
Mga Estudyante: Literaytyuuuur
Mr. Tuko: Be graceful like a swan on the lake!
LITERATURE
Mga estudyante: Litiraytuuuuur
Mr. Tuko: Again, with a little more grace. Say
literaaaayyttttyuuuur
Mga Estudyante: LITERATURE