Clio Ƣ

u
31/01/1970 (Earth, Solar System)
Mars, Solar System
ESKER GABBRO ć ceskergabbro@globemail.com
(they/them) ç ceskergabbro.com
] www.linkedin.com/in/ceskergabbro
a github.com/ceskergabbro

My name is Clio Esker Gabbro. I am a space explorer with experience on Mars. My current ambition is to
conduct further research on awareness during time loops. Very importantly, I do not lie on résumés. In my
free time, I enjoy formulating jokes and puns and roasting vegan marshmallows.

EDUCATION WORK EXPERIENCE

PhD Irrelevant Science of Jokes Mars explorer

Perfected the fine art of species-inclusive Mostly playing with Mars rovers to search for the
interplanetary entertainment, a.k.a. PC jokes remains of an ancient society
Institute of PlutoTech (remote) Ȱ Ȱ Mars (Solar System)
2013 – 2017 ϓ ϓ November 2017 – present

MSc Cheap Space Entertainment Personal portable heater

Learned how to make low-quality space movies, Hired on demand by those who happened to feel
and how to sell them as refined content cold during the day and could use a hug too
Lunar University of Technology Ȱ Ȱ All over Earth
2010 – 2012 ϓ ϓ June 2008 – March 2010

SELECTED PUBLICATIONS SKILLS & LANGUAGES

Looking for Water on Mars Computer

C. Esker Gabbro et al. i Ī Ī Ī Python++ ĪĪf DeRust
Journal of ambitious hobby projects (2012) ‡ Ī Ī f JavaSharp Īff Macrohard
DOI: 12.3456/1234567.1234567 î
Other tools
Life on Mars: All You Need Is a Twix ů Mars rover ů Asteroid gazer ů Brain
C. Esker Gabbro et al. i ů Ballpoint pen ů Signalscope
Conference on universal puns (2017) ‡
DOI: 12.6543/7654321.7654321 î Languages
Ī Ī Ī Earthian ĪĪf Interstellar
Ī Ī Ī Martian Īff Nolan
PROJECTS

This LaTeX résumé PERSONAL INTERESTS

Great success in interstellar job applications
ceskergabbro.com/llresume ç … Writing quantum poems … Playing the flute
github.com/ceskergabbro/llresume a
… Collecting minerals … Building hammocks
The strange look of cats on Mars
A collection of the strangest photos of cats
www.flickr.com/ceskergabbro/catsonmars r