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G I Jane and Major Pain
G I Jane and Major Pain
(JANE wears a soldier’s uniform and is packing things into a duffle bag.
PENNY, a younger sister, watches her from behind something.
JANE smiles and holds up her phone like a walkie-talkie)
PENNY: Captains?
PENNY: I’m your boss now and you have to do everything I say.
(JANE stands at attention and salutes)
JANE: A 1,000?
(JANE pauses and looks worried. She sits down with PENNY
and tries to get her to make eye contact)
PENNY: I saw it on the news. They said some soldiers got hurt.
I don’t want you to get hurt.
PENNY: But what if you’re not. What if one of those majors is stupid
and tells you to do something bad and you get hurt? I won’t let them.
I order you to stop. I order you to stay home!
(PENNY cries and JANE holds her until she calms down)
PENNY: I know.
(PENNY wipes away her tears and gets up. She gets JANE”s bag,
hugs it and then gives it to JANE)
PENNY: I have something for you. Please wait a second while I get it.
Please don’t leave yet.
PENNY: Yes, it helps me get good grades and helped get a free milkshake once.
PENNY: Yes.
(PENNY takes JANE’s hand, the one holding the lucky coin, and holds it to her ear)
(They hug, and then JANE exits. PENNY goes to the window and salutes)