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sacred. It’s code. It’s law. Steal another person’s area—expect to find a music stand
shoved up your ass. And of course, buying a spot is expensive as all hell.
Three prodigies. 100% Pokemon. The first all-Pokemon band in Spikemuth, the
ragtag trio of misfits spend their nights rocking in abandoned buildings and tagging walls
Clicking, clacking claws clink on black concrete. The neon lights of the city
become cloudy in the mist. Dulled light refracts in his hexagonal, crystal eyes. A short,
thin, body slinks through the dark streets. The goblin approaches an echoing,
The goblin? A Sableye. His name? Kyber. A zig-zagging line of white fangs cuts
across his face in a wide grin, wavering a bit as he fails to stifle his excitement. Ever-
bursting with a seemingly limitless amount of chaotic energy, Kyber’s body is never still.
dance: hips pivoting, and arms, hands constantly moving. His tips of his claws twiddle,
cradling a new buddy of his nestled between his palms. And—an accomplice to his
newest prank.
A tiny bug, just small enough to lay hidden in the goblin’s hands. Fluffy yellow fur
sprouts from a puffy body. Four legs with a tip-toe claw dipped in blue, the insect’s
matching four eyes gleam with mischief. A Joltik, she’s being paid in a big, fat IOU if she
lifting and dropping with musical melody native to the island west of Galar: the Isle of
Armor. Kyber supposes it’s fitting that bright, stark fur still carries a slight shade of
green.
“We sneak up, you toss me by the amp, and I just make a whole mess of the
“Pfff,” Breath rushes through Kyber’s teeth like air leaking from a balloon. Biting
his lips, it all eventually blows out in a rattley cackle. “Pah-hah-hah! Of course, ya
adorable four-eyed fuck-o. Sparky: you’re gonna make his “guitar” sound awful—just
bloody awful. Bad, bad, bad. No good, no good—like a rusty chisel in the ears.”
past the Joltik. “All over the shop then?” Sparky asks, “just a real rat’s nest o’ sound?”
Kyber grins, “All over the shop. I want to see ‘im blow up like a bomb and throw a
wobbly like that blondie—pissed off ‘bout three Pokemon rockin’ in the road without
license.”
“He—” Kyber corrects, “was bein’ snobbish about the license. We’re Pokemon.
Can’t even speak their language. How in Arceus’s arse are we supposed to do that?
That’s like getting your panties in a twist because a squirrel cut you off in the queue.”
“...What’s a squirre—”
“Never mind that, mate. Just know that even the punkiest punk-looking punky
punks around are all bureaucratic ass-posers who gotta sign the dotted line—then hand
over some green before they even start pluckin’ a string. Can’t be bitchin’ about the
system if you’re the pawn, you two-faced fucks.”
“Sharp tongue.”
Dead of night, no one around, a stout-legged reptile strums lazy glides of power
chords. The Pokemon’s back to a wall, the mane of crackling yellow lightning, streaming
from his head down his neck and back, sparks upon contact with the stone surface.
Long and thick arms cradle a blistering-bright light. Shaped into a guitar, the glow lights
him with a dramatic glow. Sporting a purple body, a butter-yellow splotch covers his
chest, belly, and neck like someone splashed a paint can over his front. The lizard’s flat
head sports two nubs that extend outward from the sides. And his eyes are squashed,
This—is Viro.
A large, three-fingered mitt of a hand strums at the light-guitar’s strings. And the
glow from said guitar lights up the whole of the improvised amphitheatre. Hardly more
than a squarish empty lot, the lizard’s secret stage is hidden from all but the craftiest
streetwise explorers. Nestled from all sides by abandoned buildings, this has been the
“You’ve been holding up here for donkey’s years, yeah?” the Joltik pipes as
Kyber crawls behind a blasting speaker, just large enough to hide him. “Ever wonder
“It’s simple, mate.” the Sableye chuckles as he unscrews the back panel with the
tip of a claw, “it isn’t because they can’t be arsed. They just forgot these bloody
buildings even existed.”
The speaker’s panel pops open with a pop, tipping over—bopping Kyber
between the eyes. The box-shaped sheet of metal as large as he, the ghost struggles to
not get smushed. His face unwillingly pesses against it—a curious child’s face smushed
against the glass of a candy shop. Grunting and muttering beneath the crackle of
electric guitar, Kyber manages to slide it away. It grinds against stone, the grating noise
“This is good enough.” Kyber grumbles. “Do your magic. Cracking, crackling
The bundle of fluff glares back—not out of any sort of anger—but as a warning.
“Don’t you dare leg it without trotting down to pluck me up. Mess up, and I’ll have you
fess up. ...Even if I have to crawl up your nose and shock you until you’re blue.”
And with the Joltik’s last words still buzzing in his mind, Kyber scuttles into
position. And after mantling the netless skeleton of a basketball hoop, he’s got the high
ground. Dangerously close to the note-plucking Viro, Kyber stays hooked to the hoop,
Near invisible in the shadow, his gem-eyes glow ghost-blue. Tips of two of his
claws alight in pinpricks of light, leaving spectral trails as he draws a hexing sigil.
The Joltik begins her chaos. Supercharging the speaker, sparks fly as the sound
The goal: place a curse that swaps his size with Viro’s—the speaker’s noise
explosion absorbing the blame as some weird fluke. And afterwards, a divebomb from
But that spark redirected his mind. Kyber no longer thinks of him and Viro. He
Winds rush as the world grows large. Buildings stretch into monoliths; the hoop’s
rim becomes thicker than his body. Still slippery, Kyber slides off the slightly-rusted
surface. Screaming, his cover is blown in an instant—his tiny voice tickling Viro’s ears.
Whump! Kyber splats on Viro’s head fins. Scrabbling like stowaway clinging to
plane wings, the dizzy Sableye eyes the faraway ground. Gem eyes glimmering in
panic, he manages to clamber to safety. Just in time too! He sees a truck-sized eye
“Creative prank, luv.” He says, voice a half mumble. “Lookin’ like things went
awry.”
Kyber yaps as Viro’s head tilts, turning the ground dangerously unsteady. “You
“You’ll get your chance some other time. ‘Member our lil’ game?”
Viro’s head tilts. Kyber slides free with a cry. He falls directly in Viro’s mitt.
“My time to shine, doncha think? Your plans are always over-complicated. I’m
gonna keep mine simple—and not clean.”
Viro’s face wrinkles, “when the bloody fuck did I ever do that?”
“Luv, either you had some weird fuckin’ adventures or some other minging
“Prick.”
“Baby legs.”
“Bejeweled gremlin.”
“Sparky.”
“I told you not to out me, you knob!” A voice cries from the distance.
“Alright you bloody purple muppet.” Viro pinches the bridge of his snout. “It’s late.
A hand passes Kyber by. The grip of the displaced air nearly pulls him away. The
gremlin flinches when he dips low too—and hears a nasty-sounding, syrupy peeling
noise.
“Pricks go in the cock hole.” Viro drones, a slight teasing trill in his flat voice,
“cloaca, if you wanna be smart about it. But you ain’t a smart ‘Mon, are ya?”
“I’m not the one who shoved a bevvy bottle up his arse!”
A grumpy stare.
Silently, Viro tilts his hand forward. The yellow flesh becomes an imbalance
incline. Viro’s feet instantly slip. Tumble and fall, he rolls down from palm to the flesh
hammock of the curved last joint of the lizard’s finger. Screaming and cursing all the
way, Kyber bumps his back against flesh wall—upside-down, ass in the air and feet
over face.
The warmth of Viro’s finger glows with pleasant heat. The cooler air is a nice
contrast, streaming past his body as the Toxtricity’s wrist turns. Kyber’s perch swivels.
Viro pushes his finger forward. And Kyber stares dangerously close, face-to-crotch with
Viro’s splayed-open slit, peeled apart by two fingers. The heat is palpable—wet musk
radiating from the subtly-clenching insides. Nasty, clearish lubricant soaks the wet flesh,
overpowering reek. Kyber isn’t in a rush to claw at his neck or anything. But it’s that
lewd whiff he’d get if the goblin face-planted a rockstar’s just-stripped underwear.
He twists himself like a cat, vying to flip himself upright. Kicking and scrabbling,
he’s too slow. With a simple, effortless motion, Viro moves his finger forward, nudging it
into his cloaca. He hums as a pleasant warmth fills his body, his digit squishing into his
slimy privates as Kyber grinds across the ceiling, propelled through bodily syrup.
Blech! Kyber gags in his mind as he squishes through the muggy heat of the
paradoxically warm-blooded reptile. Feeling like he’s been shoved some sort of Viro-
scented hell, the Sableye locks his lips shut as the Pokemon’s finger begins to play.
Teasingly, he swabs Kyber along the walls, letting goo collect on his body as he mops
along the smooth walls. Viro’s fingertip takes him for a ride, swishing him a full 180 so
that he goes from ceiling to floor. Or—at least—what Kyber thought was floor. The
Sableye plunks down on a firm, cylindrical… thing! Invisible heat and musk rises from
the thing like stink lines from a drawing. Bombarding poor Kyber, his dribble-coated
body begins to sweat in the sultry, rainforest steam. Beads of cloacal fluid, lubricant, are
squashed by drooling hug as the groty walls squeeze—Viro’s groin muscles on the
outside tensing. Kyber is shoved into the hot, humid member—obviously Viro’s lengthy
cock. The droplets of fluid get crushed with splattering deaths, becoming webs of gook
when the walls ease up. Peering past the strings and wretched flesh, Kyber sees the
glowing mouth of the cave. Light from his guitar shining in, Kyber’s cheeks puff with
barely-held disgust as slimy sounds erupt around him—and he notices the ambient shift
of the world outside. Viro’s fidgets are monumental at this size. And despite standing
still, he’s treated to the reality that even the ground holds more say in his current life
than he. The “earth” will shift, sway, and move in any way it damn pleases—and Kyber
Not that he’d see much for longer anyway. The light from the outside world grows
dimmer as Viro’s fingers begin to weaken their hold. VIro’s flesh begins to close. The
glowing chasm to the outside world begins to close. And Kyber is terrified when he feels
the nighttime breeze begin to lessen—the lights darkening as more and more of his
world is ripped away. He swears, bashing his palms and kicking his feet into Viro’s cock.
Hoping to elicit a response, he recieve it—but it isn’t one he likes. Viro grunts, surprised
as his arousal grows. His dick slides forward, just a little bit. But it’s enough to bash
Kyber to the cloaca ceiling—pinning him there in musky darkness as cock crawls and
Viro stills his lust with an affectionate rub of his now-closed slit. A triumphant
smile breaking across his face, he grabs his light-guitar once again. Fingers strum once
more, and Viro’s tongue falls from his lips. The lizard delights in the tiny pattering along
the innards of his groin. Kyber’s curses are muffled in their entirety—unheard.
But for the goblin, he’s trapped in a harshly-vibrating and drooling cave. The
sound form Viro’s guitar travels through his body, shuddering his innards with powerful
chords. And the tiny Sableye’s body rattles, dragging side-to-side against lizard cock as
Viro sways his hips to the rhythm—enjoying the pleasure music brings him.
slimy flesh. Broiling in the moist, sunless interior—the Ghost-type could hardly move
without tickling the sensitive, goopy walls. And when the giant ‘Mon tromped home,
Kyber goes from dick-riding to dick sliding, lodging beside the right of Viro’s cock while
the lizard bounces on the asphalt street. Limbs all tangled like wild vines, the Sableye is
thoroughly smushed into wet as the insides of a dog’s cheek. His face smushed into a
pudgy-looking press, the irate goblin grumbles. A scratching is heard. Viro relieves an
Groty moisture drips down Kyber’s noggin when he notices the sounds below
change. No longer scale slapping upon asphalt, the texture becomes coarse. Viro is
stepping on grass. The torrid, musky sauna has done a number on Kyber’s mind. It
takes an embarrassingly long time of him to process: his bandmate is in the park. At this
time of night, only ghosts are picnicking—the park is abandoned. Well, by humans.
Pokemon thrive in the night. Skwovet scamper; Noctowl call. But Viro—he retires.
Settling beside a wonderful smelling berry bush, the reptile lets the grasses be
his bed. The plush fibres of a cared-for lawn provide the perfect pillow. His spine is
cradled by ground, back curving comfortably with a natural hill. Though, the night is a bit
chilly. And to keep warm, Viro squishes his thighs just a bit more—sharing his body heat
with himself. Of course, this has a wonderful effect on the ghost inside. The tunnel
cramps with a groty squish, vile fluids spurting unseen as the Sableye is pressed into
“Get muff mweh!” Kyber wriggles and grinds. A short grunt pipes from Viro—but
nothing more. “Bwoody awful prwank, you know that!? Fwuck this!”
Kyber hears Viro’s heartbeat slip into sluggishness. The lizard’s pumping blood
becomes a lazy river. Viro—has gone to sleep. And Kyber is left alone. There's nothing
but his thoughts… and the horrible environment. And he thinks of all kinds of colorful
thoughts.
Screw you, Sparky his mind echoes before a fierce cringe twists his face; Viro’s
dick twitched. I hope she was sleepin’ on this hill. And Viro stuffed her up his bloody ass
A crunch of grass, farawry. Fucking dick! Your man-cunt is too tight for me to
Closer. Stomping. You know, thinkin’ about it, why the hell are you so tight?
You’re mucking around with Lowen every blithering day. Your dick’s a fucking pogo-
stick. Sliding out, sliding in. Your cloaca ought to be loose as an old wallet slathered in
listerine.
STOMP.
Wait.
Kyber freezes.
Mucking every night. Every night. Tonight. No muck. No fuck. ...Fuck!
The Ghost-type’s soul rips when his ears catch a long, drawn out slurp. A bit of
light filters in from Viro’s nudged slit. A long, fat tongue laps at his crotch—pulling the
flesh up, letting Kyber glimpse at what lay ahead. Orange fur; threads of hair of a burly
ape’s muzzle.
and with a honed physique, Lowen wears them well. He doesn’t bloat into a cartoonish
plant life drapes from his scalp, covering his back of warm brown fur. And the ape’s red
eyes look ahead towards Viro’s, eyelids fluttering as he rouses from sleep.
“Mhhm? Wha?” The lizard’s throat bubbles with half-formed words. Yellow pupils
look ahead, peering between his own legs to see the mountainous gorilla hunched by
his crotch.
“Lowen…?”
“The one and only.” His voice is a gentle, quiet rumble—travelling far despite
being hardly louder than a whisper. And it travels deep as well. His sonorous tone easily
reaches the squirming Kyber, scrabbling like mad as lizard cloaca gush glazes him like
a bakery pastry.
Viro’s sleepy face flushes red. His thighs tighten; he tries to hide his arousal—to
“Gorillas hang near wood.” He smirks as Kyber screams, voice unheard to them
both.
Viro feels an odd scratching on his dick. He squelches it with a lift of his core and
a crush of his crotch muscles. “Lowen, monkeys hang from trees.”
Lowen puffs the string of his plant mane that’s drooped over his left eye. “And
“Simple luv—your cheesy dirty talk.” And despite Viro’s words, his cock twitches
and begins to slide. And the gremlin attached begins to gag. Bashed and grinding
against the walls, Kyber’s plans turn a complete 180. The slit above? Kyber tries to get
away. Pushing, hugging Toxtricity cock, Kyber fights to not be exposed. The dumb,
horny brute would never notice him. And Viro seems to have forgotten.
Foregoing all dignity, Kyber unashamedly squashes him to the slimy pecker.
Forcing himself into as flat as a profile as possible, he cups his legs around the massive
spire. And being so small, he can’t even reach all the way around. He’s left wriggling in
a futile attempt to descend, grinding his balls against the ripe fluid of his bandmate. No
longer protecting himself, he’s quickly drenched head to toe. The warm stuff licks his
asshole and waters his chest, bespattering his face as the pitiful ant attempts to outpace
Viro’s growing cock. But the fluids glue him fast, leaving him to shout as Lowen gets to
work—tonguing Viro’s tailhole as the lizard’s tiny tail goes thumping on the ground. The
ape’s large hand removes the spiky belt around Viro’s hip—then leaves a long, slobbery
The nub of Viro’s cock greets the world, steaming with musk and excitement.
And as softspoken as Lowen is, he’s not a patient man. He slucks his tongue deep into
Viro’s slit,grunting deep from his belly as the Toxtricity’s body rumbles with a loud,
stifled moan.
And inside the jungly swelter, Kyber gets the briefest look outside before the
stars replace with the deep red slimy skies of gorilla throat. And a fat tongue strikes
forth, delving into the tight cavern like a horrific, squelching, burrowing worm.
Splrtch! Kyber is pasted to cock base as Lowen’s licker laps with disgusting
practice and precision. And though Kyber’s all for a good round of head, seeing the
process this close is both horrific and revolting. Droll fills his tiny pocket, bathing him in
slobber as Lowen’s tongue wrings around Viro’s cock. And for a moment, Kyber thinks
he’s spared. But the delving taster snatches him in its circling motion—clocking him
hard and squishing him to the lizard’s dick. Body squashed like a zit that refuses to pop,
he’s cycled around as Viro’s cock exits—reaching the cool air of the outside moments
Wedged in the middle crevice of the Rillaboom’s tongue, Kyber’s gut curdles as
he hears the lewd slurping begin. Blood engorges Viro’s prick, pumping and twitching as
the lizard’s hips start to buck. Fur and scale grind, lubed by spit as pre pumps into
Kyber struggles to see the world as anything but a blend of color. Pink cock, red
flesh, white teeth, black throat. Kyber’s gem-eyes see total darkness as dim light. And
he’s granted the pleasure of seeing every vile detail in living color. Lowen’s got his
mouth full, the lizard’s tapered dick barreling across his tongue like an organic piston.
Milky fluids drool from the tip, spiraling into monkey spit that washes into Kyber. Swirled
away, he duels with the pungent flood. Tacky cum drips from his face, oozing down his
shrill—a desperate wail that’s lost in the slurping cacophony. Spit sloshing in the
gorilla’s mouth, the two giant’s movements bring Kyber on a tour: sliding around Viro’s
meat, slushed in cummy spit, all before ending face-down on the Rillaboom’s tongue—
Sopping with filth, Kyber lifts his heavy head. Slowly, his gaze focuses—just in
Kyber pastes to the drooling head, throat bubbling in terror as goo slithers over
him.
A long-brewed moan finally bursts from the lizard's belly, flooding his throat with
moans as Lowen’s fills with cum. THe ape’s strong throat bobs without a hitch,
swallowing with no hesitation. To notice Kyber amongst the flood would be impossible.
He’s a gnat drowning in a lava flow. Walls of meat crush and smash, cruelly shoving
him downwards as he follows the contour of the Pokemon’s throat. And within six
seconds, he vomits forth into the gloppy center of Lowen’s gurgling GI.
Indescribable in its unique blend of pandemonium, the walls are dressed in slop-
slathered wrinkles and splotched with gushy mush. For the time Kyber is airborne, a
sticky wad of ghost and gush flung from a white waterfall, he sees the angry churning of
the broiling mix below. Mud—delicacies of all of Spikemuth have been crushed,
chewed, and stirred into a batter that’s been drained of its once-vibrant colors. Hot-dogs
and dressing-drenched salads have merged into a brownish glop, mustard and ketchup
floating on top like pond scum. Stubborn leaves remain undigested, wobbling in a marsh
that bubbles with gasses released from digesting meats. Fried tater tots have lost all
definition, their crispy breading occasionally poking from beneath the sordid field of
sloshing slop. And it’s not as if Lowen’s current activities haven’t disrupted this
abhorrent realm. His gut’s been clenching in sexual pleasure, sucking in gook and
splashing it high—crushing the walls and sending ape vomit exploding into the steamy
sgtratosphere.
“N-nooo, shi—”
Kyber plunks. Viro’s load crashes. Dreadfully hot—chunky, monkey soup plinks
Kyber-sized bits of vegetable into his delving body. Somewhat gluey in texture, the
terrible feeling is body-encompassing. Bubbles blip from Kyber’s miniscule nose, the
goblin nearly puking as he’s washed along—a helpless speck as his devourer shuffles
around. Forward, left, back—Kyber hears faint words: soft whispers, lewd groans. Then,
he feels movement. Forward, back. Forward, back. Slight shuffle; hips grind.
Kyber holds his breath for dear life, counting his fortune in that air isn’t a need for
him. A ghost may wish to breathe, to immerse itself in the pleasures of the living. But
there isn’t a single good thing to be found here. Sloshing beneath the waves in a
gorilla’s gut, stuffed with every raunchy food the city could offer—a kernel of
Worse—Kyber can even tell he’s on top. Each impact of Lowen’s hips sends a
shockwave through the ape’s body. And his stomach being liquid, it absorbs much of
the force. Terrible squishing and squirting sounds around him—nasty juices and muck
squirting from clamped stomach folds. Gases pop and goo splurts; he even hears a
burp bubble up into the gorilla’s throat—to which he then swallows down, condemning
Ape pants and grunts boom like thunder. And the motion of his hips serves to
Lower.
Pushing to the danker bottom of Lowen’s belly, the waters grow thick with
sediment. Slimy, old food that’s digested to terrible oatmeal-texture lurk. Sausages,
deep-fried Oran berries, and even salty shrimp—it’s become a sewage goo that rolls
around Kyber. His claws claw through the gook, slowed to molasses in the stuff that’s
Plock! A drain opening; a sewerway forms, sweeping Kyber in the current. Hips
grind as Lowen’s first climax approaches, the slaps of their bodies colliding oh-so
audible to the poor Sableye, so wrapped in mush to resemble a smushed pea. And
though Kyber’s not the brightest bulb in the world, he does know his anatomy. Food
goes in.
into the mouth of a hole—a sphincter swallowing him whole. Fetid rubbish spills in with
gloppy noise bombing; Lowen cums. And half of his stomach drains in an instant.
And for the couple, their night doesn’t end there. While they wait for their
refractory periods to end, they cuddle. They kiss. They rim. And they haven’t a clue of
the torture they deal to their forgotten bandmate. Their closest hint?
Lowen is magically “clean” the next night. Why? A tiny Sableye used Safeguard
to dam the food he was swept along with—getting a notable, and clean, headstart.
And by this point, Viro’s got an idea where lil’ ol’ Kyber ended up.
“Hey—Lo,” he smirks.
“My tongue. Your ass. Next night—let’s reverse it. Alternate our schedules,