BERK ALEMDAR: Close your eyes.

If you sleep long

enough, negative patient-care outcome will be
inevitable.

A n unfortunate accident was reported last week, in the capital city of Turkey, Ankara. A Ministry of Finance
declared the new fiscal
“technical malfunction” in the signalisation of a guidance system caused “an uncalculated
budget: Monetarily policies
encounter” of two trains. Financial cost is estimated to be high, while “collateral damages” are
will primarily focus on
considered minor.Luckily. micro political foundation
and expanding PPF.

Warren Buffett on latest

stock market fluctuations:
The main reason for the
shrinking is the lack of
liquidity which prohibits
hyperbolic discounting.

Members of a career
offender cartel unlawfully
deprivate lives of 21. The
event happened in
Image 1 : Train Crash in Turkey. 9 dead, 86 injured. (BBC News Turkey, 2018)
Philippines.
My only complaint is with those pretentious attention seekers, who only extensively magnify the
outcomes of such events! The world has already seen enough of them people, don’t you think? When
U.S.A’s “Overseas Contingency Operation” was initiated, those same people claimed that it was a full-on- The U.S army engaged the
full war. Bonkers! It was indeed only an intelligently designed “pre-emptive counter attack”, in order to enemy on all sides, details

eliminate “violence processing”. of the event is still not

known. The U.S army was
interrupted during a
The current situation in Syria is fundamentally the same.“Backloading the augmentation personnel” is a strategic withdrawal.
mindful decision of the Ministry of “Defence”, which will lead to the eradication of radical groups even

quicker. Anyone who don’t see this is either a moron. Or blind. Incident in the hospital. 100
cases of negative patient

Surely combat is something out of our scope. But economics isn’t. Would you like a little economics outcome has been seen in a
day.
lesson? Don’t look at how the money in your pocket decreases every other month. Don’t check back on
the price of that sleek car you wanted to buy last year, that now seems a little far off your budget. Look at
the news, people. The government has just announced a “revenue enhancement programme through
user’s fees”. How bad can that possibly be? If politicians are making explanations, we should all silently
Poorly buffered
nod our heads,ladies and gentlemen. precipitation has damaged
the buildings at the surface
While we move from deficit to surplus, this [new fiscal] charter commits us to keeping debt falling as a share of GDP each level. The reasons for it
and every year – and to achieving that budget surplus by 2019-20 … Only when the OBR judge that we have real GDP might have humane
growth of less than 1% a year, as measured on a rolling four-quarter basis, will that surplus no longer be required. grounds.
Take the above speech by George Osborne, for example. What else could any of us do other than
listening to this piece? It is really intriguing that politicians are equally talented educators, they teach the
society how to listen properly without interrupting, or questioning.

21st century is an era, where news media enwrap us in anyway possible. It is

fatally important that we don’t comprehend the distinction between an important and an insignificant news
report. Since, should God forbid, if any of us understand the scale of distortion or inflation in those news,
it would not be “for the convenience of the society.” You might wonder, what is for our convenience?
Checking your bag before boarding a plane is for only your convenience for example, or flushing after
you use the little girl’s room. Even the pettiest things you don’t understand why you do, is for your
convenience, specifically.

The next time you hear that the government posed a levy on citizens in order to aid “fiscal
underachievers” of the “inner city”, keep your stance. Understand that it is for your convenience, and
continue with your daily routine. Go to work at 7 pm, because it is for your convenience, and turn back
from work to go to the mall, shop with all the money you have in your pocket and feel yourself happy.
When you turn back home, be sure to open the teli and watch how the politicians designed new policies
for your convenience.

Take the example of a “wastewater conveyance facility” or a “resource development park”. Wouldn’t you
feel proud to announce your friends that the government has decided to use your area to build these
facilities? It is not like they are sewage plants or dumps that can drastically reduce the welfare of the
society, they are just wastewater conveyance facilities and resource development parks.

Oh, and next time you open up the television and see that some Supreme Court Judge being convicted,
don’t think that he was convicted for “addiction”, or “sexual harassment”. It is either a “drug establishing
an interrelation with the body, such that if it is removed, there is a reaction”, or that the man had
“undesired exchange of bodily fluids with the counterpart”.

And after all, mind your business people.

It is not for the convenience of a socially active individual to keep the authority that requires the concent
and votes of the society fallible and susceptible to crimes. And most importantly, mind your language.
Noone can comprehend the magnificence of words. Today’s world doesn’t use sticks and stones for
battle, it is the words that make a difference. But of course, you just keep calm, relax, and close your
eyes. “Negative patient outcome” is inevitable for the asleep. Not that it will make a difference.

Skepty
I feel bad that some people will take what he said for advice.
PatrioT

Very well said, sir. I really feel like some people try to undermine the wellbeing of our country!

Indiff

Thank you for your opinion. I myself feel that the language can be utilized for many purposes,
and persuasion is only one of them. How it’s done is irrelevant imo, they all have the same
purpose.
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