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PLAINTIFF
Lakshita Paidipati, esquire, speaking on behalf of India, South Africa, Kenya, Pakistan,
Ethiopia, Uganda, Ghana, Nigeria, Benin, Egypt, Jamaica, Belize, the Maori, etc.
Defendant
Boris Churchill, Esquire, on behalf of the British government.
Charges - Crimes against Humanity: Forced deportation, ethnic persecution, rape, multiple
accounts of first degree theft, torture, inhumane treatment of prisoners (concentration camps),
perjury, obstruction of justice, desecration of a human corpse, extermination, political
repression, enslavement, etc.
Defense - They brought modern medicine to colonies, enforced order, already paid reparations,
abolished slavery, warded off “terrorists, insurgents” (rebellions),
ZOIS: The British government is accused of crimes against humanity during their occupations of
CLEVES: The British Empire was the largest empire to ever exist, consisting of various
dominions, colonies, and protectorates. It was so large that it was known as the “empire on
ZOIS: It began with the age of exploration, with the discovery of the new world, which began
around the 1500s. European countries began to search for land, goods, and resources in order
to expand their respective empires and broaden their wealth. They landed in various regions
across the world, including the Americas, Asia, and Africa, and had them under their control for
many decades. Britain was the largest of these colonizing empires, and exerted much power
CLEVES: But their power was not to last. In the mid to late 1900s, colonies began to demand
independence and freedom from Britain. The first was India, who broke away from the British in
1947. Then many other colonies in Africa and Asia followed suit, and many of them succeeded.
The British Empire was no more, but a new organization, the Commonwealth of Nations was
created in its place, consisting of various former colonies of the crown. Most former colonies
now operate independently, but colonialism had an influence that resonates across generations,
JUDGE: We shall find out soon. The Plaintiff may rise. Ms. Paidipati, please present your case.
PAIDIPATI: Thank you, your honor. I speak on behalf of the nations and people of India, South
Africa, Kenya, Pakistan, Ethiopia, Uganda, Ghana, Nigeria, Benin, Egypt, Jamaica, Belize, and
many others, as we present our charges against the government of the United Kingdom,
PAIDIPATI: We believe that the British committed Crimes Against Humanity, which include
forced deportation, ethnic persecution, rape, multiple accounts of first degree theft, torture,
extermination, political repression and more during the era of colonialism. This is because
countless lives were destroyed through colonialism, and millions of innocent people suffered
JUDGE: Thank you, Ms. Paidipati, that is all. And how does the defendant, Mr. Boris Churchill,
CHURCHILL: They are completely unfounded, your honor. The era of colonialism was a golden
age for Britain and for the nations privileged enough to come under the rule of the crown.
THE CLERK: Thank you sir. The trial shall convene. The Plaintiff shall present her evidence
first.
PAIDIPATI: I would like to share with you all a quote by the German philosopher, Walter
Benjamin, “There is no document of civilization which is not at the same time a document of
barbarism.” Such is the case with colonialism and the British Empire. They built their success at
the expense of many other nations. It is estimated that during their time in India, the East India
company and the British Raj stole at least 45 trillion pounds from the country. They bought
goods and resources for a fraction of the price that they were later sold for. Goods like tar, iron,
textiles, rice, silk, timber, steel and cotton, which aided the industrialization of Britain, were
brought over from India. In addition to India, many countries in Africa were and still are being
stripped of their raw resources such as gold, platinum, diamonds, copper, oil, gas and coal. The
British government protects UK mining companies and the result is that these companies now
have access to resources that are worth a trillion dollars. And people suffered because of all of
this.
CHURCHILL: How so? Perhaps we did take a few dollars from the ruffians, but it was all for
PAIDIPATI: In the region of Bengal, a 200-year old prosperous industry of weaving collapsed
when the markets were filled with cheaper textiles from England. The weavers were left
impoverished when nobody wanted to buy their products. These “ruffians” had lost their
livelihood because the British government interfered with the local economy. And what’s more,
the government hardly did anything to distribute the wealth. Throughout the reign of the British
Raj, do you know how much the per capita income increased in India for over two hundred
years? None. In fact, the income dropped by half by the time India gained its independence.
This theft practically left thousands–no, I’m sorry, millions, of people impoverished and that led
to starvation and destitution, amongst other things. If you need any proof, please consider the
fact that the life expectancy of the average person in India was slashed by a fifth between the
CHURCHILL: I still think that the gentlelady is completely unfounded in her accusations. Britain
brought peace and order like no empire before. We brought modern medicine that saved many
lives, had slavery abolished, and enforced order. In 1919, rioters in the city of Amritsar, India,
caused chaos and confusion. The brave Brigadier, Reginald Dyer, led the effort to quell the
crowd and we neutralized the threat within ten minutes. As a thank you, the good British citizens
gave him 26,000 pounds from their pockets. And in Kenya, a group of rebel insurgents known
as the Mau Mau, led an uprising against their rightful rulers, from 1951-1960. They were
powerless however, and like the Amritsar rioters, we soon quelled them to silence and
obedience. In addition to that, we also recognized when we needed to step in and solve conflict
within as well as without. India, at the time of its independence, was dealing with religious
tensions, especially with Hindus and Muslims. I personally do not think that India was prepared
to handle independence, especially after the unruly way these two religious groups conducted
themselves, and I think that is why in 1947, we decided to partition the country. Muslims could
be with Muslims, Hindus with Hindus. So all in all, I would certainly think that India has much to
thank us for, long after the end of our glorious reign. We brought peace and order during the
JUDGE: And what does the plaintiff have to say about that?
PAIDIPATI: Plenty, your honor. First of all, those so-called “rioters” in the city of Amritsar were,
in actuality, peaceful protestors, who were demonstrating for greater rights and political power.
Peaceful assembly is considered to be a human right by both the British law, the Human Rights
Act and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights from the United Nations, and they violated it.
They responded by firing recklessly into the crowd, murdering more than a thousand and
injuring a thousand more. In addition, the partition of India and Pakistan was not in actuality, a
so-called “blessing in disguise”. Part of the reason why religious and ethnic tensions were at an
all-time high, is because the British exacerbated and exaggerated the differences between
these groups by isolating and stratifying them. It was known as divide-and-rule, a tactic which
would come handy in many other colonies as well. And let’s not forget that over 10 million
people were uprooted from their homes and lives and up to a million were killed in the violence
that ensued during what is considered to be one of, if not the most, bloodiest and violent
partitions in human history, no thanks to our dearest British colonizers. No, we do not have
CHURCHILL: How do you justify the Mau Mau Uprising then? The insurgents acted like
terrorists.
PAIDIPATI: They weren’t terrorists, they simply fought for independence after they were treated
CHURCHILL: Oh really? You know, for a group that fought for independence, they failed to earn
the popular support of their own countrymen. On top of that, they killed many of the people
whom they were trying to “free”, and many of our own men. They were terrorists, not freedom
fighters. Our empire bought stability to Kenya, and they certainly needed that protection after all
of that violence caused by the Mau Mau, like we protected countless innocent people against
PAIDIPATI: You hardly did anything to protect them. During the uprising, thousands of innocent
Kenyans were forcibly raped and many of them were tortured by yours truly. Not to mention,
there were members of the Kikuyu tribe that were detained in camps. They were described by
many survivors as concentration camps, where torture, rape, and death were in every direction.
Some historians estimate that the death toll could’ve been anywhere between 20,000 to
100,000 people. And since you so conveniently brought up the Nazis, were you folks really any
better than them? Apparently, only a select-few people to the British were worth saving.
PAIDIPATI: Why not? You know, Winston Churchill once said: “I hate Indians. They are a
beastly people with a beastly religion. The famine was their own fault for breeding like rabbits.”
He was talking in particular about the Bengal famine, where an estimated 4 million people died
of starvation, as the food that they had grown was given to the British army. Who are the real
beasts, Mr. Churchill? The same people who complained about the horrific acts of the Nazis,
which were certainly worth acknowledging mind you, were committing atrocities of their own.
JUDGE: Order, order! Objection sustained. Ms. Paidipati, please act in accordance with the
rules of conduct.
PAIDIPATI: Sorry.
CLERK: Moving on, we shall see the exhibitions of evidence, the pieces of art that Ms. Paidipati,
MURPHY: As you all know, the British Empire was the largest empire in existence, but it also
lasted for quite some time before it eventually fell. It consolidated power by commodifying
resources and suppressing people and voices, but it also survived due to the consistent support
of the British public. The government managed to win their approval in part by using art as
propaganda: they portrayed the peoples of other countries with caricatures and racist imagery;
they depicted colonialism as a noble quest to spread christianity and civilization, and they
evokes sympathy for the army rather than for the subjugated overseas. This was effective and
(APPLAUSE)
CLERK: Thank you, sir. Now, for the final argument. As Mr. Churchill was last to present an
argument, you may present the final one, Ms. Paidipati. However, please be respectful and
follow the rules of conduct which you have been given at the beginning of the trial. Doing
PAIDIPATI: Thank you, your honor. For the final argument against the British, I would like to
reference the various thefts from the aforementioned nations. The British Museum contains
most of those thefts. Of all the items in their collection—approximately 8 million–it is estimated
that 99 percent of them were stolen. In Nigeria, there was a kingdom known as Benin, and
Benin was home to several exquisite bronze sculptures. When rebels in Benin fought against
British rule in 1897, the British responded by massacring an unknown number of people and
taking thousands of the bronzes. In addition to the bronzes, the Kohi-noor Diamond eventually
landed in British hands after they colonized India, and the precious jewel now lies on the crown
of Queen Elizabeth II. There’s also the Rosetta Stone of Egypt, the Maqdala Manuscripts of
Ethiopia, not to mention the Maori heads of the Maori people, which were used in several
religious ceremonies before their forced removal. All of these artifacts, prized and treasured by
the various cultures they originated from, are now objects of commodification and mockery.
CHURCHILL: The Benin bronzes were taken in a war of defense, so they are now legally ours
to keep. In addition, the Kohi-noor Diamond is more of a national treasure to the United
Kingdom than it ever was to India. If it was so precious, then how come nobody bothered to take
care of it as it had been stolen more times in India than it ever was in the UK? All of these
artifacts are better under the care of our great nation and for the record, most of them were
obtained legally.
PAIDIPATI: Is that so? Well, then how do you explain Sarah Baartman? You know, she was an
actual human being, but was treated like an artifact. As a young woman, she was taken forcibly
from her tribe in South Africa, and was used as a freak show exhibit from 1810 onwards. She
endured a lifetime of abuse, humiliation, and commodification before she died at the young age
of 25 or 26. There was a caricature of her, actually, on the art pieces that were shown earlier.
And what’s more is that even after she died, her remains were displayed at a museum all the
way up until the 1970s. She was only given a proper burial after Nelson Mandela requested her
return in the 1990s. Her body became a foundation for scientific racism and sexism. How do you
justify that?
CHURCHILL: Sarah was one woman, just one! Our empire benefited more lives than it
destroyed!
PAIDIPATI: It destroyed the lives of millions of people and continues to destroy many more.
India suffers from religious tensions and a dependence on coal. Many languages became
extinct or endangered because of linguistic suppression, and let’s not forget that many countries
JURY: We hereby unanimously find the British guilty of all crimes of which they were accused.