Town Notice BOARD aving notice boards in the centre of your towns and cities is an excellent way of getting your players up-todate with recent events in game, providing them with plot hooks to further the campaign, or generally provide an extra level of depth to your world. Some ean be serious, and some be jokey, to lighten the mood a bit. There is also the option to have them develop side stories as they can be wonderful plot devices. The following table was compiled by 1/Gentleman_Narwhal using the many ideas of the r/DnD ‘community. Have fun when generating your notice boards, but remember - Please Notice Board Responsibly Ranvom Poster TABLE 4100 1 10 u 12 B 14 1s 16 W 18 19 20 21 22 Poster NPC attempts to become player, ridiculec Underground homuncul fights iscoverec Wizard house vanishes in the right, locale suspect shenanigans Doppelganger discovered in mayor's plac. TTownsfolk agree he's better than the old Tiefling, dragonborn, and hobbit visit tavern loca economy dcoming Werewolf suspected to live in town, buy your silver at Jameson's general store! Goblins threaten to killall townsfolk, distracted by "shiny things”. Dragon flies over town local ilusioristjailec Lawyer discovered to be vampire, surprising nc Dwarf and human proclaim love, refused wedding remony by cleric Dragon rider gives birth to half dragor. Centaur's father jailed for bestialy. Cultist fle for rights to be called clerics Forest grome discovered in wood elf elementary school, been "stealing our food for years." Portal to elemental plane discovered, hot springs are rejuvenating says discoverer. Fey found making olé man's shoes, ald man to be jailed for slavery. Jack steals gold fiom "giant in sky" giants pissed Necromancer family man caught trying to raise a Drunken old ramblings of future discovered to be 90% accurate. Dragonborn day-care suspected to be kobok infiltration team Local dungeon deliver finds "artefact with a demonic presence” leaves it due to lack of modifiers. Travelling circus to visit soor. 100 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 3 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 4 42 a 44 45 46 47 48 43 50 31 52 33 Poster Farmer discovers wishing well works. Druid makes farm animals talk, town goes vegetarian. Druid threatens to awaken plants. House pet discovered to be archdruic 30 year old half elf sick of "being treated lke a child” Low level adventurers causing trouble in town: secking rat infested basement to start them on z long quest. Lost: Pet invisible stalker, if found return to Wash. ‘Smal mecium al arge Familirs getting to familiar? Please spay or neuter your animal companions. "Blurry face of something, angel or demon? Who snows?” Do you trust your sight? MADD Magicians Against Drunken Divining. St. Cuthbert's schoe’ of phrenology anc trepanning, Beware of doppelgangers!" ‘Local wizard went missing after experimentin witha bag of holding’ . _Clickbait: You will not believe your eyes when you read what this Halfling found in a dungeon!" Apprentice sorcerer blew up himself and statec aforest fire’ "Thieves' guild evealed to be just a rumour Gnome banished from town after drinking 20¢ potions of inappropriate yodelling’ Banshee was stil alve hours before she died’ City unsure why the sewer smells! City guard's raid smithy, find +1 weapons Gogse attacked by agressive dog, goose refuse med-cal treatment’ “itrasee an obstakal for billboards, studee finds" Group of adventurers mugged by a parrot’ ‘Guard investigation reveals suspicious gold coin t0 be @ copper coin, Cows ose their jobs as milk prices drop’ Seeking apprentice cookjtavern staff Seeking wizard to remove awaken fom my pots Local wizard apprentice blamed for recent flood, discovered to de awakened mouse “Local merchant arrested for selling mimics disguised as furniture ard appliances, scheme discovered after customer noticed his refrigerator was running” "Rampaging beast destroys slum, townsfolk celebrate new town square Local instrument shop has massive blowout or large-sized Lutes, due to a hilarious100 54 55 56 7 58 59 60 6 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 n 72 Poster Help! Help! I'm being held here and made to write these signs! Fourth-annual dwarfthrowing competition dissolves into chaos, bloodshed. "We're looking forward to the fifth year! says local dwarven merchant Bloodknife the Deathrager, level 20 Barbarian, buys local farm. Interviewed while re-forging 2 sword into a ploughshare, he said "My DI doesn't support Epic levels.” Strange ill rumours heard from thase fleeing from the north, "Probably nothing,” agrees city council, Local wizard's attempt at opening a portal to the Blane of Uncertain Outcomes has succeeded and failed Local church erupts into violence over the usage ‘of non-blunt weaponry among clergy. "What's next,” cried a local priest, "Paladins with ro alignment restrictions? Magical cobblers continue to take heavy losses or sales of Boots of Striding and Springing. Oemand continues to drop as more ecitions are "eleasec Copyright permit for 11-foot pole denied by local council "ItIS different!” cried the merchant, as he was escorted from the premises Market share ford12 weapons at an dl time low. ‘Alocal blacksmith was reached for comment, "Orcs just ain't buyin’ no more.” ‘Alocal village has reached a settlement to recompense a magical tailor for injury and losses sustained after the villagers ran him out of town. ‘The elder of the village said, "We thought t'vere ‘one of them parables! Turns out he does sell invisible cloth. We're truly sorry.” Dairy farmer to begin offering "milk for the Kehorne flakes” Inn interview, he says "Well, | began by getting Craotic Evil Cows.” Orcs-no-eat insurance! You want not get e2t, you pay us gold. Our motto are, "Your money or you wet eat” Alocal scientist claims "Humans are slowly being replaced.” He went on to state that, "These so- called ‘variant humans’ look exactly like us, and it is nearly impossible to tell if someone you know Tre town of Westbrynn is under investigation after allegations surfaced that they are offering incentives for higher level creatures to mave into the area. Authorities were tipped off after shipments of +5 weapons were intercepted on their way to the town. Steampunk genes threaten takeover. Coastd wizards decline to comment. Lul 3 familias unionized! Necromancers at a oss for words. Gravity subject to change over the next few ‘weeks alchemists give assurances ue to he recent ie in tectonic atv, clemental mages are acvised to svoid usin materials neat riverbanks and volcanoes. © Dragon scale market plummets as advances ir metalwork create stronger materials 100 Poster 73 Recert reports confirm health potions to cause loss in bone density, Heavy users of these potions argue that they usually don't live long enough to be affected 74 Theoretical alchemists argue the universe was created in a failed transmutation event coinec "The Bg Bang" 75. ‘Local gangsters are putting up ase notice boards to an excess." 76 Kobold seeks dragon wing for no particular 77 Local human scholar in need of parchment agent. 78 Gnome mystic requires escort to deathly swame 79. Family wedding requires cooks. Will eat anyorething. 80 The Order of the Magi requires help in procurin the whereabouts of Magus Ornathtss ° 81. Animated sword seeks better life; tired of being used in one way relationship. 82. Halfelf Baron Faelin Merrybrook found dead at nis home. An investigation is still ongoing. 83. Finals of the annual Singed Hare tavern braul to take place tomorrow! 84. Doppelganger suffering from identity crisis tng to find purpose in lie. 85. The Wandering Troupe in town for two days only! Have te minstrels onthe run from a bunch of bandits they fleeced and inadvertently involve the characters in theie acts. 86 Local farmer requires assistance. | am unable to Day you for your troubles I am afraid. 87 Dwarf having some trouble removing a ring 88 Weresloth seeking helo on slow nights 89, Dwarf tossing champ onshipatloca aver, bring your own war 90 Three gnomes in long coat arrested for impersonating, human, 91) Trigersian’s Used Armour: Eh, it should serve you better than the previous wearer. 92 Castle executioner found using lega muscle enchantments. 93 Local elven leader, famously against interracial Breeding, found in ore brothel 94 Chamgroc’s Cust for any personality. 1m Chimeras: personalized pets 95. Local oracle revealed to be frau." just wanted te make a prophet" he says. 96 A Capella singing competition finishec. Winner, was a buomiman asking for directions 97. Adventurer teaches blink dog Commor. "Wow. Very language.” comments dog, 98 Unidentified kobold mage summons sarruk. Apocalypse scheduled for 6 PM. 99. fl Lich Necromancer escape visor: Wanted 100 impersonator discovers his house is @ mimic.