- Smir songs - "Hey, let old Smir recite this to you - yeah, sure, no big deal, but it's short and it will always be able to please some pretty lady, right? So, it goes like this..." Thinking of you Feel my arms, they gird your waist, while your kiss my lips foretaste, looking straight into your eyes, full of love, and with no lies. Thank you, deeply, little dove, treasure trove, my sweet love, Istill feel you scent and touch... ...dear, Llove you, very much. "Wait, wait, a moment of silence please, now the good Smir is going to sing you a song he composed, completely drunk, at a fantastic party of the little people - they really know how to have a good time, you know? I had my eye on a beautiful halfting, so tall and shapely that she was almost a full-ling... all right, all right, it's not funny, but just try to imagine me playing in the middle of a festival of little men half my height, trying to seduce what they think is a horsy. So, the song starts like this..." Amost silly You'd say there is nothing new under the sun: Ilove you, my baby, this maybe sounds fun. The pleasure I take in slaying your foes! I love you, my Princess, thine hair to your toes. So manly, Iam, sweet, smart, and so straight. I love you my darling: I trust it sounds great! You make me so dizzy like I drank a keg T love you, my bunny, I caress your leg. I'm waving my banner behold, what a crest! I love you, my sweetie, your eyes and your breast. Ok, I feel silly, this poem is a prank; Tlove you, my crazy, now let me be frank. Ten seconds I'm serious, Icome and I bow... ...I love you, Berylla, forever and now.