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Proc 01
Proc 01
Dear Dr Proctor
Dear Baldy
Our biological clocks tick on remorselessly. I often think it strange that we can
transplant hearts, lungs, livers, kidneys, and even faces, but cannot stop hair
falling out. There are plenty of treatments on offer, often in association with
shameless traitors to the medical profession who have been lured by the smell
of money from the noble art of healing. These treatments are always
expensive, and promise more than they deliver. A genuine cure for baldness
would be a breakthrough. In the meanwhile, never forget that interfering with
natural processes can cause more harm than good.
Hair transplant procedures may trigger epilepsy. Transplants may work for a
while, but often lead to an escalating series of cosmetic treatments. Never
forget that any anaesthetic may cause a permanent dulling of mental alertness
and capacity. Pills and potions that have passed toxicity tests on rats or pigs
may have unforeseen long term consequences on people. No active
medications are entirely free from adverse side-effects. Almost anything can
be fatally allergic to a few hypersensitive unfortunates.