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Eustace: The freak's a barber. A freaky barber! With his own freaky barber shop! Where
freaky things happen. Freaky barber things! '
Muriel: Ah Fred, me dear nephew. What brings you to our cozy corner of the world?
Eustace: [Coming down the stairs.] Gotta go the hardware store and get the... y'know,
fix the bathroom door. Just don't try shutting it, cause you won't be able to get it open.
Muriel: Courage, shush now. You must be exhausted, Fred dear. Would you like to
freshen up?
Muriel: Eustace dear, could you do me a favor? I forgot to give Fred fresh towels, could
you bring him some?
Muriel: Oh.
Muriel: Now don't you boys worry, Eustace will be back soon to get the door open.
'''Fred:''' Courage... ''[Courage gasps from fear.]'' Your hair. ''[Courage gasps again.]''
'''Fred: '''It reminds me of the first time I knew just how I felt about hair.
Muriel: Don't worry boys, Eustace should be at the hardware store by now!
I realized she...
Needed space.
Muriel: Just can't wait for those pancakes, can you? Wonderful! Eustace should be back
any minute now.
'''Fred:''' ''[Waving a pancake in his right hand.]'' No need for panic. Behold, sustenance
hungry whelp!
''[He stuffs the pancake into Courage's mouth, who swallows with strain. Fred picks him
up and Courage pulls out a phone, trying to eye Fred's wristband phone number, but his
suit cuff covers it up. Courage gets two more pancakes shoved into his mouth, but pulls
off Fred's wristband and hides it.]''
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''[The scene comes back to Courage, being shaved in the sink, howling all the while. We
catch sight of Muriel outside the door, now watching TV. Courage screams, the last bit
of fur shaved from his back paw. Fred drops Courage with a shrug, twirling from
satisfaction. Courage pulls out the wristband, dialing the number and conversing with
the employee on the other end quietly before he gets picked up once again. The scene
changes back to Eustace, now asleep in a movie theater. We catch another glimpse of
Muriel, impatiently tapping her fingers and eyeing her watch, waiting for Eustace to
return.]''
''[Courage is sitting on the toilet, nearly shaven completely. Fred, sitting on the edge of
the tub, beckons Courage, his shaver still buzzing. Courage notices the only fur left
being on his tail, shielding it and yammering in protest. Fred continues beckoning him,
causing Courage to howl in protest once more.]''
'''Fred:''' Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail? Why no, that would be weird!
''[Sirens wail from outside, Fred closely listening and shutting off his shaver, but his
smile remains. He peers out the windows as van doors are heard being slam.]''
'''Unknown Voice:''' Surround the area! Cut the power, we don't want anyone getting
shaved in there!
''[The door is bashed two times before falling on the third hit, two big muscled men rush
in with an orange blanket as the scene goes to black.]''
''[The scene resumes as Fred is lead into the back of a white van by the two men,
restrained by the blanket in a straight jacket-like fashion. The previous "La la la" music
replays in the background.]''
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'''Muriel:''' What a lovely visit! Too bad Eustace didn't get to say goodbye.
''[The van starts and drives off, Muriel waving once more to Fred.]''
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''[Courage looks towards behind him, noticing a message on his butt. It reads...]''
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