NO. 7
27
NET66 REPORTER
ASSAULTED
Network 66 news reporter, Hope
Rosenthal, was assaulted yesterday
while working on this evening's
headline story. Several assailants
jumped Rosenthal a n d her
bodyguard videographers without
provocation. The attack was so
sudden, Rosenthal and her team
were unable to accurately identify
the assailants. Hope was released
from New Tokyo Medical Center
with only minor bruises and w i l l
be able to present her headline
story live tonight.
COMMOTION AT
ARASAKA - UPDATE
Arasaka has returned to daily
operations following last month's
disturbance. No further
information is available.
POLICE ROUNDUP
Failed Heist or Blind
Looting?
The Gas-n-Sip™ on the corner of
seventh and Main was robbed
yesterday. Both the owner, who was
tending the store, and a customer
were shot. The owner died from
blood loss from a massive shotgun
wound to the arm. The customer
died from multiple gunshot wounds.
No video footage was available and
no alarms were sounded because
power was cut to the building p r i o r
to the burglary taking place. An
undisclosed sum of money was
taken.
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Today:
Cloudy
High 25(77)
Low 13(55)
Air Advisory 1
Tomorrow:
Cloudy
High 22(72)
Low 14(57)
Air Advisory 2
9.12.
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