INT.

PRESS CONFERENCE ROOM DAY 

 
A Irn-Bru representitive, Brian, approaches the desk alongside
his assistant, Harvey, and sits down to start the press
conference. It fades in as the line below is read.
 
BACKGROUND VOICE
The press conference is beginning now. 

Brian opens the bottle of Irn-Bru as a closeup shows this.

This is super satisfying for the audience.

BRIAN
I introduce to you, Irn-Bru xtra.

Camera shutters and flashes from the press dominate the scene
now as the first interviewer stands up.

INTERVIEWER 01
What exactly is the flavour?

Brian
(At the same time as Harvey)
Bubble-gum

Harvey
(At the same time a Brian)
Sherbet

They both look at eachother as if the other one just killed

their own mother and repeat themselves again.

Brian
(More aggressive)
Bubble-gum

Harvey
(More aggressive)
Sherbet

They both stand up as if to confront each other whilst one of

them knocks over the Irn-Bru causing it to spill. You can hear
them arguing about the flavour in the background as a closeup
of the bottle spilt over is shown. There is text which says
“let’s just agree it tastes magic”

Narrator
(Scottish accent)
Let’s just agree that it tastes magic.
Dog comes over and says strawberry.