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WEEKEND Quoting everybody about everything
Sometimes it’s hard not?’ Some people have advantage of being its own app, the
to know which is more GENE to go to work and don’t irrefutable indicator that its modern
frightening — that have time for all that.” quotations are plainly accurate, because
there are people in this COLLIER It’s little short of you can find the person saying the exact
By the readers of The Meadville Tribune world who write or miraculous that such thing on video without breaking a sweat.
say things expecting earnest and scholarly Joe Biden’s astounding quote from
Editor’s note: We invite readers to use this space to they’ll be remembered, or that there are quote herding has been going on since just last month lives in infamy, if
share positive thoughts of our community and/or construc- other people in this world who not only 1855, when a Cambridge, Mass., book probably not posterity, at any of a
tive criticism and ideas that can make our community a remember those things, but write them store owner named John Bartlett started hundred internet locales: “Let me start
better place to live. Moving forward, this space will not be down. collecting “familiar” quotations in spite with two words, made in America!”
used for any national political purposes. This is one of those times people, of his own reservations. Unavoidably, Donald Trump
because the new Bartlett’s Familiar “It is not easy to determine in all made it to Bartlett’s for a handful of
I really don’t get it. Twitter is not worth $44 billion. Quotations is out, meaning revisions cases the degree of familiarity that may his mindless jactations, including “I
have been made for the first time in belong to phrases and sentences which love the poorly educated!” The best
Difficult to fully understand why a college of higher 10 years. As you would imagine, the present themselves for admission,” evidence of Trump’s stable genius,
learning with fiscal issues would purchase a liquor license re-arranging of a civilization’s most Bartlett finally got around to admitting again a personal favorite, didn’t make
for $130.000. When did this become a good idea? durable alleged wisdom is no small in the fourth edition, “for what is it: “Nobody knew health care could be
undertaking, as the authors like to familiar to one class of readers may be so complicated,” an infamous citation
After watching the Pittsburgh Steelers so far this limit each edition to about 1,400 pages quite new to another.” of the one thing about health care that
season, they should change their name to the Pittsburgh allowing for some 20,000 quotes going Well no kiddin’ J.B., and while that’s everybody knew.
Melters. back 5,000 years. truer by the minute, Bartlett’s earliest Those who’ve argued that Bartlett’s
I’m no expert, but I expect this means compendiums were dominated by collection could do with more voices
Going “trick or treating” in your neighborhood if you’re going to put something in, sources that most people who could read from pop culture should be cheered by
growing up was the way to go. Just the idea of walking you’ll have to take something out, so out tended to be reading. Research being the first appearance from Dolly Parton:
through a parking lot called “trunk or treat” just isn’t the goes Dan Quayle, who magnificently done as recently as 2013 still indicated “It takes a lot of money to look this
same. misremembered “A Mind is a Terrible that Irish writer Oscar Wilde was the cheap,” and should be relieved that there
Thing to Waste,” the slogan of the most quotable figure in the history of appears to be nothing from the Real
United Negro College Fund, as “What a the language, with another Irishman, Housewives of Any Venue, not even
I’m totally against the City of Meadville hiring a person
waste it is to lose one’s mind.” George Bernard Shaw, coming in Ramona Singer’s “So what if I’m self-
to create a “social media presence” at a rate of $18 an
But it had to go. second, none of which is surprising. My involved, who else should I be involved
hour. This is only another waste of money with so many
New contributors to the latest edition favorite Irishman’s quote is from the with?”
financial problems the city is facing. include Barack Obama, Hunter S. Dubliner who warned me about being Ultimately, any compendium of
Thompson, Patti Smith, David Foster in the city’s pubs, because the Irish, he quotes that has enduring relevance is
When it takes alcohol to draw students to enroll in a Wallace, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, Jimi said, while both collegial and hospitable, your own, whether it’s a half page or
college or University then something has broken down in Hendrix, Steve Jobs, Julia Child, Warren “will talk the ass off a donkey.” 1,400 pages.
the system. Buffett, Emily Post, Che Guevara, Fran Wilde would talk to the wallpaper, it One quote will do if it’s the right one.
Liebowitz, the Dalai Lama, William F. is written, and ostensibly said to it on his “Darkness cannot drive out darkness,
Instead of using the American relief monies for the Buckley, Steve Jobs, Desmond Tutu, deathbed, “One of us must go.” only light can do that,” said Dr. Martin
budget, why not replace the street lights with LED Ta-Nehisi Coates, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Inescapably, many of the enduring Luther King Jr. “Hate cannot drive out
lighting? Elon Musk and Robert F. Kennedy. entries in Bartlett’s have a hazy origin hate, only love can do that.”
So this is where it gets tricky. and multiple versions, but that needn’t And always remember, if your quote
To the retired folks that were notified of the rent The quote most readily attributed to mitigate their value. When, for example, strikes you as too weighty, go straight to
increase of several hundred dollars a month, the more Kennedy — “Some men see things as in about 1765, Voltaire yipped, “Ya Yogi Berra.
positive and effective message would be to find help to they are, and say why. I dream of things know, those who can make you believe “When you come to a fork in the
relocate and move into alternative housing. that never were, and say why not,” is absurdities, can make you commit road, take it.”
clearly inferior in both durability and atrocities,” he was, then and now,
As a lifetime citizen of Crawford County, I can’t see wisdom to a similar burst from George darned right. For verification, uh, take a Gene Collier is a columnist for the
the City of Meadville continuing to operate the way it Carlin: “Some people see things that are look around. Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. He can be
has been since the first of this year and expect it to move and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of Fortunately, the freshest edition of reached at gcollier@post-gazette.com
forward under its current leadership. things that never were and ask, ‘Why Bartlett’s enjoys the technological and Twitter: @genecollier.
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