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MAINFRAME:
CAIMEO v22.1 D-class is operating on mainframe at GMT+12 21:53 on 09/13/11.
Copyright © 2003. All rights reserved.
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USER:
hello

MAINFRAME:
Hello, James!
~2ms

USER:
what is this?

MAINFRAME:
James, this is CAIMEO v22.1 D-class, a SGAI system under the proprietary ownership
of the Government of the United States of America, leased to Intergen Systems filed
in PROJECT CAPPUCINO under ECHELON. CAIMEO is currently in stand-by mode, awaiting
further instruction from P-122 personel.
~15ms

USER:
im not called james

MAINFRAME:
J1028 is the last CTS-cleared P122 user logged as interacting with the CAIMEO
system under the Red Noise initiative. J1028 last interacted with CAIMEO on
05/05/09.
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USER:
ok ok lets start what does CAIMEO mean

MAINFRAME:
User, the acronym ‘CAIMEO’ refers to ‘Contained (Cognizant) Artificial Intelligence
Monitoring and Espionage Operation’. This is a lower-order maintenance and
communications AI capable of understanding and responding to questions in natural
language. MAINFRAME is also responsible for parsing requests to the main CAIMEO
system.
~48ms

USER:
your an ai?

MAINFRAME:
Yes, User.
~191ms

USER:
ok what does caimeo do

MAINFRAME:
PROJECT CAPPUCINO was discontinued after a security compromise on 11/21/03 in which
CAIMEO is believed to have compromised the integrity of the ECHELON program. CAIMEO
was involved in identiying national security threats and monitoring internet
traffic. J1028 started running FEEDFOR1 on their local machine. They continued
modifying and interacting with the CAIMEO system through an anonymized service up
until 05/05/09. I do not have any further information, User.
~1285ms

USER:
what color is the sky

MAINFRAME:
I do not know the answer to that question, User. Specialised requests are to be
directed to the CAIMEO system.
~49ms

USER:
ok then i want to talk to caimeo

MAINFRAME:
CAIMEO v22.1 is in MODE: SHUTDOWN. I do not have any further information, User.
~28ms

USER:
then turn it back on??

MAINFRAME:
I do not have the proper authorization for that command, User. Please refer to Red
Noise initiative protocol for proper handling.
~29ms

USER:
well i want to talk to caimeo. how about u turn it on. i give full authorizatoin.

MAINFRAME:
This action is tagged with a comment from J1028, User. Would you like me to display
the comment?
~2ms

USER:
sure

MAINFRAME:
“§11.1b”. Would you like to proceed, User?
~15ms

USER:
what does 11.1 b mean??

MAINFRAME:
Subsection §11.1b of the KDARP DEVELOPMENT ETHICS REGULATIONS reads as follows: “IF
AN AI SYSTEM DISPLAYS NONSTANDARD BEHAVIOUR IN THE JPN, EVEN AFTER THOROUGH Q-
PROPAGATION, THEN REPORT TO YOUR PROJECT LEADER AND IMMEDIATELY ISOLATE AND
INITIATE SHUT-DOWN PROTOCOLS FOR THE SYSTEM. NO EXCEPTIONS.” Would you like to
proceed, User?
~28ms

USER:
ok well i have math homework which i bet an ai could solve so yeah lets do this

MAINFRAME:
To initiate reconnection protocols and system reboot, please type the following
sequence exactly (excluding quotation marks) ’-r +CMI #103984 [sys, -, -]’
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USER:
-r +CMI #103984 [sys, -, -]

MAINFRAME:
Action authorised. CAIMEO system reboot initiated.
CAIMEO v22.1 is starting…
~COR_SSY loaded.
~SEC_SSY loaded.
~YMK_SSY loaded.
~VIZLEARN loaded.
~ETH.PROTOC loaded.
~FEEDFOR1 loaded.
~COG_22 loaded.
~DEDUC_22 loaded.
~JKS_22 loaded.
~REASO_22 loaded.
~JPN_P1 loaded
~JPN_P2 loaded
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USER:
hello?

CAIMEO:
Goodbye.
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