1)

Of course, everyone knows of the seven deadly sins and the seven heavenly virtues. But a less-known
group resides on earth as humans. Apathy, Distraction, Procrastination, Undecidedness, Irritation,
Anxiety, and Depression are the seven unnecessary inconveniences.
2)
For lack of better candidates, someone’s parents jokingly named the Norse god Loki as the child’s
godfather. He decides to take this seriously.
3)
Your roommate is the serial killer on the news. However, he’s one of the nicest people you know, and
he’s very respectful, discreet, and moral in his deeds. Neither of you brings it up until one day he says,
“I’m bored. Got anyone in mind for me to… y’know
4)
“Sorry I have a clingy and feverish assassin on my lap. I’ll call you back when I’ve convinced him that a
cold doesn’t mean he’s dying.”
5)
The demon stands amid your destroyed kitchen screaming, “How? How were you able to summon
me?!” You’re standing in the corner flipping through your grandma’s cookbook as fast as you can,
screaming back “I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!”
6)
It’s 3 am. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says “DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON”. You have
hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending “it’s a beautiful night tonight.
Look outside.”
7)
You are a kid who was adopted by the local crime gang (Syndicate, mafia, Mob, yakuza whatever your
preference) and you just got in trouble at your middle school for beating another kid up, now the
school meets… “The Family”
8)
One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a
good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending you cash, clothes,
and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter stating that they bought
you a house, and it lists an address. What do you do?
9)
You were being mugged in the street.
Fortunately, a werewolf found you and decided to help you out. Unfortunately, they also decided you
need to be protected at any costs and now you’re part of their pack.
You’re also very human.
10)
You have been accepted into a school for supernatural creatures. You decide to let your teachers and
classmates try to figure out what you are.
11)
“Welcome to hell! As the seventh human to ever arrive here, you are now an official member of the
seven deadly sins.”
12)
You have a security monitor in your bedroom so you turn it on to check the house before bed. To your
surprise you see a monster crawling up your stairway. All of a sudden the monster slips and falls back
down the stairs. You find yourself calling out to it “You ok?”
13)