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NICO RUDY
EMAIL: nicorudy0@gmail.com
PHONE: (845)-208-1966
1 INT. CORPORATE BOARDROOM - NIGHT 1
EXECUTIVE #1
Everyone could just buy a Brita.
Who cares what the EPA says?
EXECUTIVE #2
I blame Al Gore. I remember when we
would just dump this shit in the
river.
EXECUTIVE #1
Who’s Al Gore? Is he the one who
sleeps with all the young models?
EXECUTIVE #3
No, that’s DiCaprio.
CHIEF EXECUTIVE
(gruffly)
Gentlemen. Stop bickering and tell
me. What makes us-- us humans, any
different than animals?
EXECUTIVE #2
We don’t have tails?
EXECUTIVE #3
Actually, the E.P.A. did say tails
might be a side effect of the new
pill factory--
CHIEF EXECUTIVE
Not even close.
The men lean forward in their seats as the Chief stalks over
to stare at the DEER HEAD above his chair.
The rising sun breaks through a misty fog that surrounds the
brown fronds of some dying palm trees. Chemical plants dot
the skyline, pluming out milky white fumes.
NEWSCASTER #1 (V.O.)
It’s been a hectic summer, folks.
Melting infrastructure in the north
of the city after a historically
hot summer--
NEWSCASTER #1 (V.O.)
Activists jailed for tossing soup
on a Van Gogh--
Adding oil, she throws the veggie sausage into the now-
steaming, spitting pan, and it roars on contact. Gaia
breathes in deep through her nose. She reaches for the radio,
flipping the dial.
NEWSCASTER #2 (V.O.)
Controversially, ChemEx has denied
that the new pharmaceutical and oil
joint refinery has impacted the
ecological health of the city at
large--
SHOOTING SCRIPT 4.
NEWSCASTER #2 (V.O.)
However, experts from the E.P.A
have declared the runoff from the
water extremely toxic, placing a
boil notice up for the citizens of
the city.
As Gaia’s eyes widen in shock and she reaches for the volume
dial, the pan tips just a little too far and, as time creaks
to a standstill, a wave of BOILING OIL leaps over the side of
the spitting pan, straight onto Gaia’s hands.
GAIA
(hoarsely)
Jesus!!!
Counting to ten, Gaia holds out one blistered palm. The skin
on one side of her hand is covered in boils, welts, layers of
damaged red flesh. The fingers melt, with skin like lightly
used wax candles.
As Gaia stares at her damaged hand under the warm light, the
burn slowly crawls across her skin, slowly inching forward in
the light. Gaia’s eyes widen.
Her burned hand grabs her purse as the front door slams.
Gaia turns her head to look the doctor in his eyes. She
clears her throat. Dr. Scott raises and lowers an eyebrow,
slightly annoyed. He slides his phone back into his pocket,
whipping out a small notebook and pen.
GAIA
You don’t know what this is?
(beat)
Can’t you just give me a cream or
something?
DR. SCOTT
(to himself)
Patient seems to be experiencing
delusions...
GAIA
(taken aback)
Are you gaslighting me right now?
GAIA (CONT’D)
What was that?
DR. SCOTT
(nervous)
It’s, uh--
GAIA
Are you a real doctor?
DR. SCOTT
What we could do is convince the
brain to kill the phantom pain.
These new prescriptions from ChemEx
are supposed to be--
GAIA
(interrupting)
Could I just have a minute?
Gaia winces as she walks down the sidewalk, yoga mat tucked
under her arm, anxiously pulling out her stolen pill bottle
and downing a handful.
ACTIVIST 1
Pete, we can’t just watch these
companies eat away at our planet.
ACTIVIST 2
They’re getting away with murder.
PETE
Listen, fellas. You know, I think
what you do is very baller.
(beat)
However-- my bosses are gonna have
my head on a platter if you don’t
clear out.
ACTIVIST 1
Can’t do it. I’m a tenured
professor of climate science at a
very prestigious university. It’s a
matter of principle.
Gaia walks on, stopping in a flowery knoll not far from the
argument. As she rolls out her yoga mat, she glances around
and takes notice of something strange:
PETE
Well, you look a little silly. I
like you guys, so let’s be
reasonable, this is gonna be a
landfill in two days.
ACTIVIST #2
We’ll be here. Our bodies, after
you inevitably poison them, are
gonna go back to the lab to be
studied. Full circle.
Panicked, Gaia rolls up her yoga mat and hurries out in the
direction of the exit.
PETE
(shouting)
Okay! Alright! Out of the tree or
your students are gonna have half a
professor.
(beat)
Sorry. I’m not gonna actually cut
you. Just the rope.
Gaia pours the rest of the pills down her gullet. As Pete
chops his shears threateningly, ready to forcibly remove the
Activists, Gaia counts to ten, trying to control her raggedy
breath.
GAIA
One, two, three--
Pete takes one step toward the tree, shears chipper. The
Executives, laughing nearby, clap and holler. Gaia stares
daggers in their direction.
GAIA (CONT’D)
Four-- aw, fuck it.
GAIA (CONT’D)
Stop squirming--
GAIA (CONT’D)
(out-of-breath)
Look. Just tell me where you get
your paychecks from and-- and I’ll
let you keep your nose.
CHIEF EXECUTIVE
Come on in, Chadwick. You’re early.
No issues?
The golf club is lifted off the wall by a ruined and burned
hand.
GAIA (O.S.)
Not exactly. I think you have a
Waste Management Problem, boss.
Her face now just a molten mask of spidery face muscles and
waxy leftover epidermis, Gaia stares at the old man, holding
the polished golf club and a jerry can of gasoline.
CHIEF EXECUTIVE
(screaming)
Security!
Gaia doesn’t answer the angry old man. Instead, she stances
up, whipping the golden club into the old man’s stomach with
a practiced swing. She goes again, knocking him upside the
head.
SHOOTING SCRIPT 11.
Whistling, Gaia pours out the jerry can, all throughout the
room and on the dying Executive. As she takes out her
lighter, Gaia holds up a blood stained graphic button to the
Executive.
Moving the pin of the button open, Gaia pins her blood-
stained protest button to the front of the Chief’s tie.
GAIA
You burned me. So, now, I’m gonna
burn you to the fucking ground.
The last thing the Chief sees is the button of the world on
fire, surrounded by the words “One Earth, One Love”.
ELSEWHERE
OUT IN SPACE