Shaq love story

It was the dead of the night. I hear a knock at the window I say, “somebody throwing rocks at my
window?” A cold chill hit me as I opened the window, I looked out and saw something rustling in the
bushes. It was big and brown man. I saw a basketball roll out of the bush, so I climbed out to grab it. As I
put my hand on the ball a large hand came out and grabbed it and their hand was placed on top of mine.
The man came out of the bush and looked down at me, it was Shaq. He grabbed his ball looked into my
eyes. I could have stayed there all night; I broke eye contact and say, “Would you like to come in to
rest?” It was a nice leather basketball he was holding, he held it so gently. “Thanks for the offer but I
must go.” “Please I insist, Come in I’ll get you a drink”. After we got inside, I gave him a big cup of water.
“SO, do you have anywhere to stay tonight.” “No, I have no where to go my flight got delayed for the
next three weeks.” “Oh, well would you like to stay here until it’s ready” He nodded and looked me in
the eyes and said, “Thank you for letting me stay.” “I-If you like you can stay in the bed and I’ll take the
couch.” I looked down at my hand it was turning brown! I look over at Shaq he sneaks up behind me and
grabs me. I feel his hand tickling me. I start laughing uncontrollably. He looks at me as he sets the tickle

timer to 2 hours. * 2 hours later* after the tickle timer went off I noticed I am now very
tall and good at basketball. I scream “ IM A NIG-“ He cuts me off before I can finish. After this he
whips out his monstrous cock. My face turns red as he says “ this is almost as tall as my leg.” He
pushed me to the couch I say “put those basket-balls on my face.” As soon as I said that I see a
car pulling up to the driveway. He says “OH MY GOD ITS HIM!” I say “who is he?”

“AAAAHAHHHH” they screamed as Walter White breaks through the window with an explosive
device, “HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME,” Walter white says furiously with tears in his eyes.
Shaq stands up from the couch. He says “because I’m black”. Shrek stands up as well and says

*Flashback* Shaq says “I love you Walter I will never be with

I’m better at basketball.

anyone else” Walter smiles and says “don’t let my wife know” he winks 😉. *Fades back

in*
*Luigi walks into the room from the kitchen, his gigantic ass bouncing around the
room* Luigi: I was a making my self a giant hotdog for my as-“I cut him off before
he can say anything else.” All of the glass that was on the shelves and cabinets
have fallen from Luigi knocking them over with his huge bubble butt. Walter then
breaks the silence by saying “Shaq I thought that tickle timer was for the one who
knocks” as soon as he says this he starts crying. *vine thud* “What Was that?”
everyone says simultaneously. Then Luigi grabs me by my collar throws me to
couch and sits on my face, knocking me out cold I awake to Luigi’s grippers on my
face. I inhale deeply. “Two hours earlier (while our main character is still knocked
out) (also in Shaq’s point of view)” In the house Luigi says he needs to fart. This is
like a ticking time bomb they need to get out now! (Luigi is lactose intolerant)
Shaq says, “He drank too much milk we need to go!” Walter says, “No I’m not
going to run away just like with Gus Fring.” Shaq in a fit of rage from what Walter
just said says “IM GOING TO LEAVE YOU BEHIND.” He says running off. We cut to
Shaq who has just escaped through the window and is now running. *BOOM*
Shaq flinches and says, “whatever he didn’t care anyway.” While letting a single
tear run down his face. He hears from behind Luigi running and crying his cheeks
clapping from him running. “WAHHHHH” Luigi says while running towards Shaq.
Shaq turns around very quickly and says “What happened Luigi?” Luigi says “It’s
Walter, He suffocated to death” *vine boom*