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WHY are fundamental physicists so of the standard model, the new particle everyday technology we can envisage now
keen to undermine the very theories provides a hint of a way forward. (although one implication could be that
that are the bedrock of their success? It is Good on it, but what do the rest of us get those energies are lower than we thought).
a reasonable question to ask confronted out of it? In short, we don’t know – yet. No But immediate technological or material
with the excitement bubbling around one was thinking of powered space flight gain isn’t the point. To formulate his
anomalies that seem to be firming up at in the 17th century when Isaac Newton physics, Newton had to invent calculus, the
CERN’s LHCb experiment (see page 38). unified heavenly and earthly motions mathematics that today underlies scientific
At stake is a particle that might – the with his laws of motion and gravity. When models of everything from climate
“might” bears emphasising – break open change to pandemic spread. In devising
the standard model of particle physics, “We don’t know what the his laws for electromagnetism, Maxwell
the framework that successfully explains benefits of any possible new asserted that light always travels at
three of the four forces of nature. unification of physics are – yet” constant speed – paving the way for
The answer lies in what the standard Albert Einstein’s theories of relativity that,
model doesn’t explain: the fourth force, James Clerk Maxwell unified electricity besides explaining gravity and the wider
gravity; the dark matter and dark energy and magnetism in the 1860s, televisions, cosmos, enabled innovations such as GPS.
that seem to dominate the cosmos; and lasers or smartphones weren’t on Science begets science and, along
the fact that our matter-dominated anyone’s radar (and nor was radar). the way, technology of universal benefit
universe exists at all. In indicating – True, any unification that LHCb drops out. That progress may be stuttering
perhaps – the existence of a fifth force that might or might not have seen is likely and is rarely linear – but we should never
could unite previously disparate aspects to kick in at energies far beyond any doubt it is worth going along for the ride. ❚
Surgeons prepare
the pig’s heart
for transplant
Understanding omicron
Studies are beginning to shed light on why omicron behaves so
differently to other coronavirus variants, reports Michael Le Page
THE global number of confirmed will remain less severe. The 2006
covid-19 cases is currently hitting SARS virus infected cells in the
record levels as omicron spreads. same way as omicron, yet oddly
But while this variant – which has was far more deadly, says Grove.
around 50 mutations compared “That said, as we all get
with the original SARS-CoV-2 immunity from vaccines
virus – is much more infectious and natural infection, our
than previous ones, there is antibody and, importantly,
growing evidence that it is less our T-cell responses are being
likely to cause severe disease strengthened,” he says. “So the
WALDO SWIEGERS/BLOOMBERG VIA GETTY IMAGES
both cheeks, above and below the How have covid-19 testing could have replicating virus but In the UK, do I still need a PCR test
tongue, on the gums and on the rules changed? no symptoms and vice versa. if I have a positive LFT result?
hard palate for at least 30 seconds. Many countries have lessened “There’s huge variation in the People in the UK who test
With the delta variant, only their restrictions for people length of infection, and huge positive by LFT no longer need
70 per cent of saliva swabs were with covid-19 since the start of variations in viral load,” says to take a follow-up PCR test,
positive when the nasal swabs the surge caused by the omicron Al Edwards at the University a temporary change. This is
were all positive. But with variant. In the UK, the isolation of Reading, UK. because background levels
omicron, it was the other way period for people with an The UKHSA estimates that of covid-19 are so high – with
round. Only 86 per cent of nasal infection has been cut from 10 to 30 per cent of people about 1 in 15 people infected in
swabs were positive when all 10 days to seven, as long as you would still test positive on an the last week of December – that
the saliva swabs were positive. get a negative result on two LFT at day six, and that 5 per a positive LFT result is currently
In other words, saliva swabs may lateral flow tests (LFTs), also cent of people would still be less likely to be false.
be a more reliable way of detecting known as rapid antigen tests. positive at day 10, although
omicron infections with PCR tests. These must be done on days the guidance in the UK says Does this mean people can just
Hardie thinks this applies to lateral six and seven, and carried out you no longer have to isolate rely on LFTs now?
flow tests – also known as rapid at least 24 hours apart. People on day 11, no matter what your No. Anyone in the UK with
antigen tests – too, and plans to should remain cautious around LFT results show. covid-19 symptoms but a
investigate this. There are already others and avoid those who negative LFT result must still
anecdotal reports that mouth or are vulnerable, though. Can you test positive for covid-19 take a PCR test to rule out an
throat swabs are better than nasal without being infectious? infection. This is because LFTs
swabs for detecting omicron. “There’s huge variation Even if you have had three doses have too high a rate of false
Another reason why omicron is in the length of infection of vaccine, a positive LFT result negatives – saying you are free
so infectious might be that a much and huge variations means you are infectious to of covid-19 when you are really
higher proportion of people are in viral load” other people because virus infected – to rely on them if
asymptomatic and spread the virus protein is present in large you have symptoms. There
without ever realising they are Could the isolation period quantities in your nose or are several reasons why LFTs
doing so. Lawrence Corey at the be shortened further? throat. For that, the virus must are prone to false negatives,
Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research In the US, the isolation period be multiplying inside your cells. including people failing to swab
Center in Seattle, Washington, and has been cut to five days for However, PCR tests can give their nose or throat properly
his colleagues have been analysing people with no symptoms or positive results for weeks after and failing to mix the swab
data from ongoing studies in South whose symptoms are waning, an infection, because they can well with the testing fluid, says
Africa where people have been although you should still wear detect tiny quantities of the Edwards. “LFTs are only able to
tested regardless of symptoms. a mask around others for five virus’s genetic material, which detect large amounts of virus.”
The results suggest that the more days. The UK Health aren’t necessarily infectious.
rate of asymptomatic infections Security Agency (UKHSA) says Are false negative LFT results
is around eight times higher with it has no plans to follow suit, A positive lateral flow test more likely with omicron?
omicron than with other variants, and that the situation differs in suggests that the virus is The UKHSA says initial studies
says Corey. The researchers think the two countries. In the UK, the replicating in your cells suggest that LFTs are as sensitive
this could be a major factor in isolation “clock” begins on the to omicron as they are to the
explaining why this variant is day of a positive test or the first delta variant, although it is
spreading so fast. day of symptoms, whichever doing further tests. But the US
“It’s plausible,” says Stewart. But is first. In the US, it starts on Food and Drug Administration
all these findings are preliminary the first day of a positive test has said LFTs may be less
and need to be confirmed, he says. and, because these can take sensitive at detecting omicron.
“I think it’s very early days. Tread several days to access, “day five” It is possible that LFTs that
cautiously, I would say, in is likely to fall later in the only involve swabbing the nose
interpretations of everything.” course of an infection. may be more likely to give false
GEORGE CLERK/GETTY IMAGES
A SATELLITE engineer with no place to the Center for Ocean- and mathematical modelling. idea how his model would
background in oceanography has Atmospheric Prediction Studies When it came to the next perform, he didn’t know how
won an international competition in Tallahassee, Florida. 10 days of movement, Wasson strong the competition was.
to predict where a “message in a Wasson modelled the predicted the location of one float “Some other teams also put up
bottle” will drift in the ocean. combined effect of wind and to within 4 kilometres of where it some very high-scoring days
Chris Wasson, who is based surface currents on each float. For actually ended up, an achievement during the competition, so it
in southern California, beat the initial 20 days, he compared only matched by one other team. was a real nail-biter,” he says.
31 teams to scoop the $25,000 top his predictions with the actual He found that ocean currents Nikolas Aksamit at the
prize in the Forecasting Floats in position and fine-tuned his model were the dominant factor, though University of Victoria in Canada
Turbulence Challenge, organised each time, using a combination strong winds could override them. says that technical specialists from
by the US Defense Advanced of machine learning, which is While his model was generally outside the field of oceanography
Research Projects Agency (DARPA). a form of artificial intelligence, quite accurate, some of the floats have often contributed to the
“I don’t have any real took off in directions he didn’t subject, so Wasson’s win wasn’t
background in oceanography A float like those used predict, possibly because of a complete surprise.
or weather system forecasting, in DARPA’s ocean inaccurate ocean current data. DARPA hopes the challenge
but the problem was stated as drifting challenge While Wasson had a reasonable will prove useful for its Ocean of
more data- and algorithms- Things (OoT) project, an array of
oriented,” says Wasson. “So I thousands of free-floating sensors
registered thinking I’d just see that will be deployed this year
how things went.” to detect ships and submarines.
Competitors had to forecast The agency will make OoT data
the locations over 10 days of publicly available to help future
90 devices set adrift in the drifter models.
Atlantic. They were given the The same drift forecast methods
previous 20 days of movement could also be applied to oil slicks,
data and information on currents, the dispersion of fish larvae and
wind and waves. locating shipwreck survivors.
Wasson won against teams Wasson says further advances
of experienced oceanographers. in this are likely to be made by
SOFAR OCEAN
Paleoanthropology
Ancient humans may site near Lake Victoria in Kenya. carnivores tend to eat particular cutting the bones in the places that
Gazelles and wildebeest were parts of prey. That means if ancient would be expected to have been
have started hunting common in the area at the time and humans scavenged the carcasses stripped of meat by carnivores.
2 million years ago dozens of their fossil bones have after carnivores had eaten, meat This suggests there was still meat
been excavated. would be missing from these areas. there, and that the humans were
OUR ancestors were regularly Many of them carry cut marks, In which case, the cut marks left by first on the scene (Quaternary
butchering animals for meat suggesting ancient humans hacked the ancient human tools would lie Science Reviews, doi.org/hcd7).
2 million years ago. This has long meat off them. But it wasn’t clear on different parts of the bones, No ancient human remains have
been suspected, but the idea has whether the humans were the first where there was still meat. been found at the Kanjera South
now been bolstered by a study of to the carcasses – which would Parkinson’s team then looked at site, so we don’t know which
cut marks on animal bones. indicate that they hunted them – or the bones from Kanjera South and hominins did the hunting. “We have
The find cements the view that whether they merely drove off big found that the ancient humans were thousands of stone tools, so we
ancient humans were active hunters carnivores that did the killing. know hominins were there, but they
by this time, contrasting with earlier During a study of modern “The location of cut marks didn’t happen to die there,” says
hominins who ate mostly plants. carcasses, Jennifer Parkinson at the on ancient bones suggests Parkinson. However, the most
The new evidence comes from University of San Diego in California humans were hunters, not likely candidate is Homo habilis. ❚
Kanjera South, an archaeological and her colleagues realised that scavengers, by this time” Michael Marshall
World’s smallest
land snail could fit
Merging black holes produce an
in a grain of sand exceedingly speedy runaway
Chris Simms Leah Crane
A NEWLY discovered snail WHEN a pair of black holes through the point in space “When the cannonball flies, the
species is the smallest yet found merge, the resulting larger around which they orbited. cannon recoils in the opposite
on land. Angustopila psammion, black hole can be sent hurtling This hints at where the pair direction,” he says. “When the
discovered in cave sediment in away at incredible speeds – and may have formed. “Isolated black holes emit gravitational
northern Vietnam, has a shell just now we have seen it happen. systems tend to give you aligned waves, those carry some linear
0.48 millimetres high and a shell Vijay Varma at the spins, according to models,” momentum – the gravitational
Max Planck Institute for says Leo Stein at the University waves are the cannonball and
Angustopila Gravitational Physics in of Mississippi. “When we see the black hole that is left behind
CONTRIBUTIONS TO ZOOLOGY 2022
psammion is Potsdam, Germany, and his these misaligned spins, that’s is the cannon.”
a very tiny snail colleagues found this fast- a hint that this binary may Researchers have calculated
moving black hole by taking have formed in a more crowded that this “kick” effect should be
a second look at data from environment,” like a dense able to give black holes speeds
the Laser Interferometer clump of old stars. of hundreds of kilometres per
500 μm Gravitational-Wave Observatory second, but this is the first
is probably close to the lower limit, about it any time soon. But it’s
which is determined by the number pointed away from Earth.” ❚
of neurons a newborn snail must
have to be functional, and the shell An artist’s
of the adult snail being large enough illustration of
to accommodate at least one egg. ❚ a black hole
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“One of the biggest issues we’ve Estimated number phage therapies, and Intralytix
had with antibiotic resistance has of phages on Earth plans to launch three clinical trials
been the horrible abuse in the within the next year or two.
food and agricultural industries,”
says Ben Temperton at the
University of Exeter, UK. “If we
1015
Number of phages thought
Not just food
can increase the amount of phage to be in your gut “There’s clearly a renaissance
use and decrease antibiotics that in phages, and phage biocontrol
can only be a good thing.”
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is trickier than applying them
100m
Number of light years all the
and therapy, which hopefully will
lead to some human therapeutic
products in the not-too-distant
to food. When they are given to phages on Earth would stretch future,” he says.
animals that are moving around if stacked end to end Intralytix also wants to launch
and swapping bacteria, resistance phage “nutraceuticals” that people
in Kenya on phage treatments can rapidly evolve and spread, can buy, for instance to get rid of
for chickens just before slaughter, says Sulakvelidze. undesirable components of their
to reduce meat contamination With plants, resistance is microbiome, such as bacteria
with campylobacter. less of an issue, says Blackwell, associated with obesity. The firm
An additional challenge is whose team is developing phage is exploring skincare and oral
storage, she says, as phages need treatments for potato blackleg, hygiene products too.
to be kept cold, but a team in a bacterial disease that attacks But in Europe, the use of
Canada has developed a way of the stems of the plants. phages hasn’t really progressed.
turning phages into dry powders However, phage resistance isn’t Bacteriophages (light APS Biocontrol, for one, has been
that don’t need refrigeration. as serious a problem as antibiotic blue) attack an E. coli waiting several years for approval
Preventing food poisoning isn’t resistance. If phage resistance bacterium (yellow) to use phage products on farms,
the only thing phages are being appears, you simply look for other says Blackwell. “The US is really
developed for. Several teams want phages that the bacteria cannot ahead of Europe,” she says.
resist – and doing so is much The one exception is Belgium,
“We have products cheaper than finding new where phage therapy can be
targeting the spoilage antibiotics, says Temperton. prescribed. The approach is being
pathogens of potatoes, As regulators and companies pioneered at the Queen Astrid
mushrooms and salads” become more comfortable using Military Hospital in Brussels.
phages on food, it could also help All in all, it looks as if phage
to make food last longer, by killing with their adoption for treating therapy might finally go
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the bacteria that make it rot. antibiotic-resistant infections mainstream. “In the last five years,
“We have a pipeline of products in people, says Temperton. we’ve seen so much growth it’s
targeting the spoilage pathogens “The familiarisation of using unbelievable,” says Nagel. The
of potatoes, mushrooms, salads, these as an antimicrobial can bad news is that it is happening
anything which is of commercial only really serve the clinical use because we are fast running out
interest,” says Alison Blackwell, of phages positively,” he says. of alternatives due to growing
chief executive of UK-based “If people see it working in food antibiotic resistance. “I think it’s
company APS Biocontrol. and it’s kind of normalised that desperation,” she says. ❚
NEW research in bottlenose pretty certain that this is BACTERIAL biofilms contain a
dolphins shows that the females functioning in pleasure, just level of structural organisation
have clitorises that evolved for like in humans. It’s providing the that we thought was unique to
pleasure. Biologist Patricia morphological evidence that plants and animals.
Brennan tells New Scientist how we need to say, yes, this is what Biofilms, slimy clumps of
she and her colleagues carried a functional clitoris looks like microorganisms, were long
out this study, why it is so vital (Current Biology, doi.org/hcfk). considered to be biologically
to study female genitalia and simple, with no more than a
her response to naysayers who Is this controversial? primitive level of structural
LISA QUINONES
question the value of her work. There is this hypothesis organisation. This contrasts with
that, because penises and many multicellular organisms,
Jessica Hamzelou: How did clitorises share the same including animals, in which cells
you come to study this subject? developmental pathway, can grow into different forms at
Patricia Brennan: I have been Profile the clitoris is just a mini penis, different times and places during
collaborating with a researcher Patricia Brennan is a biologist it doesn’t necessarily have the body’s development to
studying vaginas in dolphins. who studies sexual behaviour and a function. There is debate produce complex structures.
When we dissected the vaginas, evolution. She is based at Mount whether even human female
I would look at these clitorises Holyoke College in Massachusetts orgasms are functional or just a Tree ring-like
and be just amazed. I was like: by-product. It just refuses to die. structures in a
“Oh my gosh, these are pretty What are you looking for We can show that this is bacterial biofilm
big, well-developed clitorises.” in the dolphin clitorises? actually a fully functional organ
We know that dolphins have We were particularly interested that’s serving a purpose. It’s
KWANG-TAO CHOU
sex all the time, not just for in the erectile tissue. We looked probably evolutionarily a good
reproduction. It makes sense at the nerves, too – we were idea because it makes you seek
that the clitoris would be shocked by how big they were. out sex more often.
functional [and give pleasure We were also able to see free
when stimulated]. nerve endings right underneath Critics have questioned the Now, Gürol Süel at the University
the skin. These are known to importance of your research in of California, San Diego, and his
Are dolphins really having increase sensitivity. We have the past. What is your response? colleagues have discovered that
sex all the time? these in great abundance in our We’re trying to describe natural bacterial biofilms aren’t as simple
Bottlenose dolphins live close to fingertips, and in the human phenomena. There are people as we thought. They explored the
the shore, where scientists can clitoris and the glans penis. who are uncomfortable with response of a Bacillus subtilis biofilm
go out on their boats and study And then we found that the studies of sexual behaviour, in to being starved of vital nitrogen.
them. They see them having skin itself in the clitoris is about humans or other animals. I’m a This typically causes bacterial cells
sex year-round, even when the a third of the thickness of the scientist. I ask questions where to change and become more resilient
females are not receptive, so adjacent skin. Once we put all of I think there are interesting in an adaptation called sporulation.
not ready to get pregnant. those things together, we were questions to be asked. ❚ But rather than all the cells
Not only do they have sex adapting in the same way, the
all the time, they have a lot of researchers could demonstrate
homosexual sex. The females that stress-mitigating genes
will rub each other’s clitorises produced by the bacteria caused
with their snouts and their only some cells to adapt, creating
flippers really often. It’s not concentric rings through the roughly
like every once in a blue moon, circular biofilm. This tree ring-like
it’s actually pretty common. pattern is consistent with a “clock
Females also masturbate. and wavefront” mechanism, a
If they’re out there seeking more complex structure previously
all these sexual experiences, seen only in animals and plants
it’s likely that it’s feeling good. (Cell, doi.org/gn2rq7).
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that exposure to the pollutant unevenly the burden today falls on a street World Health Organization into
contributed to the death of on cities and poorer countries. in New Delhi, legal standards. “The key takeaway
9-year-old Ella Kissi-Debrah. About two-thirds of the linked India for me is the vast majority of
Susan Anenberg at George asthma cases are in urban areas. people on the face of the planet
Washington University in And while high-income nations are breathing air pollution that
Washington DC and her colleagues saw NO2-associated cases fall by is unsafe,” she says. ❚
estimate that 1.85 million new 41 per cent – driven largely by Adam Vaughan
Ancient Egyptians Can the UK avoid a fuel bill crisis? The government wants
used bandages to protect people from rocketing prices, but most options will
for medicine too only delay financial pain, says Adam Vaughan
Colin Barras
they first used to wrap their dead says Craig Lowrey at Cornwall
more than 6000 years ago, about Insight.
a thousand years before the first But Pinchbeck says while options
pharaohs rose to power. But until such as a VAT cut or shifting levies
now, Egyptologists hadn’t found would be welcomed by the energy
bandages used to dress the wounds industry, an intervention is needed
of living ancient Egyptians. on the wholesale cost of energy.
As part of a study investigating That’s because £1030 of a
skin infections in ancient Egyptian future £1925 bill will be
children, Albert Zink at the Institute wholesale prices.
for Mummy Studies in Bolzano, RISING energy bills due to sky-high 5 January, but the government has However, interfering with
Italy, and his colleagues looked wholesale gas prices have already been silent on its plans. There is wholesale prices could have
at the mummy of a girl who was squeezed UK household budgets, little debate that it has to act – the unintended consequences,
between 2.5 and 4 years old disrupted industrial plants and question is how. such as deterring investors and
when she died, and whose remains triggered the collapse of 28 MPs from both major political companies that are ploughing
are now housed in the Egyptian energy suppliers. Now the issue parties have argued for cutting billions of pounds into power
Museum of Berlin, Germany. is on the brink of escalating into the 5 per cent VAT on energy bills. stations to help the UK reach
It is no longer considered good a major cost of living crisis. There are two downsides beyond net-zero emissions, says Lowrey.
practice to physically unwrap By 7 February, Ofgem, the a lower tax take. The first is that it Whatever options stick, most
ancient Egyptian mummies, both energy regulator for England, is a blunt instrument, helping the only push financial pain down
for ethical reasons and because Scotland and Wales, will announce rich as well as the poor. The bigger the road. “These are sums of
doing so destroys the elaborate a new level for a regulated price issue, says Scorer, is that it is only money that have to be recovered
linen bandaging around the body. cap that protects 15 million a modest saving, estimated at somewhere, somehow,” says
Instead, the team used a CT scanner customers. When it takes effect in about £90 a year. Lowrey. He says there is probably
to look inside the mummy. April, the average annual dual fuel no single “silver bullet” option, but
Doing so revealed a bandage-like
structure around her left leg, just
above the ankle. After analysing the
energy bill could rise to £1925, a
huge 50 per cent jump, according
to analysts Cornwall Insight.
50%
Rise in average UK energy bill
there may be a “silver buckshot” of
several measures implemented.
What are the longer-term
CT scans, the team concluded that The consequences of an expected under new price cap options to ensure the country isn’t
the structure was a dressing that unmitigated rise that steep will back in this position when the cap
had been placed over a puss-filled be “an avalanche” of people falling By contrast, the government is revisited in August, and for years
wound shortly before the girl into debt or rationing heating, providing direct financial support to come? Producing more gas in
died (International Journal of says Adam Scorer at fuel poverty to some households could reduce the UK won’t make a difference
Paleopathology, doi.org/hb6x). charity National Energy Action. the average annual bill by £500. because it is a global commodity,
“The evidence for the wound The size of the overnight Some MPs have called for but considering more gas storage
dressing is very strong as there increase is likely to ripple well environmental levies, which is worth exploring, says Pinchbeck.
are clear signs of an underlying beyond vulnerable customers support wind farms and other “The long-term solutions are
infection,” says Zink. to affect the wider economy into green measures, to be suspended, obvious,” she says. “More energy
It isn’t clear whether the next year, says Emma Pinchbeck but the government will want to efficiency, reducing methane gas
wound contributed to the girl’s of trade body Energy UK. avoid being seen as anti-green. in homes [switching away from
death or why the embalmers left The UK government is talking Instead, the levy could be shifted gas boilers] and diversifying our
the dressing in place for the to the energy industry about off energy bills and onto general power sector so we are less reliant
mummification process. The fact short-term ways to mitigate the taxation. That would save about on geopolitics and the gas market
that they did, however, means the increase. Energy minister Kwasi £160 a year for the 15 million and more reliant on lovely offshore
dressing was also preserved. ❚ Kwarteng met industry figures on customers covered by the price wind and nuclear and hydrogen.” ❚
IMMUNE cells in the bodies T-cells can be reprogrammed to attached to them that bind to doesn’t permanently alter T-cells.
of mice have been temporarily target any desired cell type by T-cells. The team was already “It does its thing for a few days and
reprogrammed to repair damaged giving them the right receptor. working on this before the then it is gone,” says Aghajanian.
hearts by removing scar tissue, Conventional CAR T-cells pandemic, but Aghajanian says His team has used this approach
thanks to the technology used in are made by taking T-cells from the mass roll-out of vaccines to target the cells that lay down
the mRNA coronavirus vaccines. a person’s body, genetically should make it easier to get collagen, which our bodies
“After you give the treatment, engineering them to add a gene other uses of lipid nanoparticles constantly produce and then
the scar goes away,” says Haig for a “chimeric antigen receptor” approved by regulators. remove with other cells. After
Aghajanian at the University (hence the name) and then an injury, the cells that lay down
of Pennsylvania. returning them to the body. “T-cells can be collagen overproliferate, leading
Genetically engineered Such treatments can be effective reprogrammed to target to a scar. “If you can get rid of
immune cells called CAR T-cells against cancers of the blood such any cell type by giving these cells, it goes back into
are already used to treat cancer, as leukaemia, but the first CAR-T them the right receptor” balance and the scar quickly
but this method is very expensive. treatment to get approved, recedes,” says Aghajanian.
The mRNA approach, which called Kymriah, cost $475,000. Other teams have tried to create To test the method, his team
involves only temporarily Aghajanian’s team is instead CAR T-cells inside the body by damaged the hearts of mice to
modifying these cells, could turning T-cells into CAR T-cells using viruses to permanently create scarring, or fibrosis, that
dramatically decrease costs. without removing them from the add DNA genes to the genomes impairs the contraction and
“We’re hoping this is the body, by delivering genes in the of T-cells. This is potentially relaxation of the heart. Two
next step in CAR-T-type form of mRNAs. The mRNAs are risky if something goes wrong. weeks after an infusion of mRNA
technology that will allow packaged inside the same fatty mRNAs, by contrast, are nanoparticles, the amount of
more access,” says Aghajanian. balls, called lipid nanoparticles, temporary copies of genes used scar tissue in the hearts of the
T-cells are immune cells that used in the Pfizer/BioNTech and as templates by protein-making mice was nearly half of that in
use receptors on their surface Moderna coronavirus vaccines. factories. They aren’t integrated untreated animals, and their heart
to recognise cells infected with In this case, however, the lipid into the genome and only persist function improved significantly
viruses, which they then destroy. nanoparticles have antibodies for days. This means an mRNA (Science, doi.org/gn2gzm). ❚
Botany
While relatively rare in most of resistance genes are key for the
these species, it seems prevalent bacterium to survive alongside the
in hedgehogs. To find out why, fungus on the hedgehog’s skin.
Ewan Harrison at the University The team estimates that
of Cambridge and his colleagues mecC-MRSA arose in hedgehogs
studied swabs from 276 European around 1800 (Nature,doi.org/
hedgehogs (Erinaceus europaeus). gnz7wx). Jessica Hamzelou
beneath volcanic hotspots is hard. microbes that can live in the dark,
Some volcanic zones The upper mantle can be from Mystery of oxygen low-oxygen deep ocean. One was
cooler than expected 250 to 600 kilometres deep, ruling made by sea microbe Nitrosopumilus maritimus, an
out direct access. Instead, Lithgow- archaean that oxidises ammonia
PLUMES of molten rock feeding Bertelloni and her team measured A NEW way of creating oxygen has to produce nitrogen. Producing
Earth’s volcanic hotspots aren’t as the speed of seismic waves under been found in a microorganism in nitrogen requires oxygen, and the
warm as we thought, suggesting volcanic hotspots and inferred the darkest depths of the ocean. microbe often lives in oxygen-rich
that we need a new explanation temperatures based on a model Most oxygen on Earth is made areas of the ocean. It can, however,
for the sources of volcanic activity of the rock make-up. by photosynthesis, which requires also survive in dark regions where
in places like Hawaii. They then compared these light. But Don Canfield at the there is little oxygen – something
The hotspots aren’t connected temperatures with the relatively University of Southern Denmark that has long puzzled scientists.
to volcanic regions at the edges of cold volcanic regions beneath and his team have identified a The researchers produced
tectonic plates, but are thought ridges, at tectonic boundaries. non-photosynthesising microbe cultures of the archaea in airtight
to be fed by plumes deep in the According to classical theory, the that still generates oxygen. containers kept in the dark. They
mantle, which expand and rise plumes need to be between 100°C The researchers made the find then artificially reduced oxygen
because of high temperatures. and 300°C hotter than ridges to in their lab after studying various levels in the containers to mimic
But Carolina Lithgow-Bertelloni rise. But more than half of the the deepest regions of the ocean.
at the University of California, Los hotspots the researchers studied The team found that after the
Angeles, and her team have found were less than 100°C hotter than archaea consumed all the oxygen
that a number of these hotspots ridges. Almost a sixth of the left in the culture, levels started to
STEVE GSCHMEISSNER/SCIENCE PHOTO LIBRARY
are being fed by relatively cold hotspots were essentially cold, rise again (Science, doi.org/hb6w).
material, which suggests that meaning they were no more It isn’t clear how the microbes
other dynamics may be at work. than 36°C hotter than ridges. generate oxygen. There are three
“We’re not saying these aren’t The study found that the ratio of known natural ways of producing
hotspots; we’re saying yes they helium isotopes differed between the gas in the dark without
are, but there are different cold and hot hotspots, suggesting photosynthesis, but the team
mechanisms that help them that they may come from different says the microbes are using
rise,” says Lithgow-Bertelloni. parts of the mantle (Science, a mechanism never seen before.
Calculating the temperature doi.org/hb63). Alex Wilkins Jason Arunn Murugesu
Fungus uses RNA to to plants by releasing proteins. similar. After realising it releases
control plant partner Now, Jonathan Plett at Western a microRNA called Pmic_miR-8,
Sydney University, Australia, and Plett and his team blocked
A ROOT fungus that helps his team have shown that one this substance in the roots of
eucalyptus trees get nutrients and fungus (Pisolithus microcarpus) seedlings. Previously colonised
water maintains this symbiosis also releases a microRNA when it roots resumed growth, showing
in a surprising way – by releasing colonises the roots of the flooded that Pmic_miR-8 is essential to
tiny bits of RNA into the roots to gum tree (Eucalyptus grandis). the symbiotic relationship (PNAS,
change gene activity in the tree. MicroRNAs are small bits of RNA DOI: 10.1073/pnas.2103527119).
Many trees have a symbiotic that reduce production of certain It is likely that many other
relationship with ectomycorrhizal proteins. Cells normally use ectomycorrhizal fungi release
Fairy wrens breed fungi that wrap around small microRNAs to control their own microRNAs. Plett hopes the work
out of season roots. This stops the root growing, gene activity, but some pathogens could guide development of plants
but the fungal filaments extend far also release microRNAs to turn off that can better associate with good
For the second year in a into the soil, gathering nutrients genes involved in cellular defence microbes, reducing reliance on
row, Australia’s purple- the fungus trades for plant sugars. in potential target organisms. fertilisers. Michael Le Page
crowned fairy wrens
(Malurus coronatus) have Environment Technology
been spotted breeding
outside the wet season –
between December and Factory fire may
April – in which they deepen chip crisis
normally reproduce. The
change in behaviour may A FIRE at a factory owned by the
allow the species to recover sole provider of a vital technology
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OT so long ago, deaf study of preschool children by Amy
children were punished Brereton at Trinity Washington
in the UK for using University in Washington DC,
sign language in the classroom. hearing children who were
Recounting his experience in the learning ASL attained a greater
1960s, one deaf person told one appreciation of cultural diversity,
of my colleagues many years later: as determined via classroom
“I had a lot of punishments for observations and interviews.
signing in classrooms… One Part of the beauty of learning
morning at assembly, I was languages – both spoken and
caught again, then ordered to sign – is that you don’t need to be
stand at the front of the class. fluent to experience the benefits.
The headmistress announced In a recent British Academy
that I looked like a monkey [and project I led with my colleague Li
that she would] put me in a cage Wei at University College London,
in the zoo so the people will laugh we highlighted how learning
at a stupid boy in the cage.” languages shapes the mental
Thankfully, experiences like this functions you use in a range
are no longer as common. Sign of other fields, from your social
languages have not only survived, awareness to your creativity
but are now flourishing – so much and grasp of mathematics.
so that many more people are Sign languages today are rich
getting the chance to learn them, with communities and culture.
which should be celebrated. Up until the 1980s, many deaf
British Sign Language (BSL) people essentially had to exist in
is used by tens of thousands the 19th century: no telephones,
of people in the UK, including Scotland and Wales have hearing people who learn sign no radio, no television. But in
around 90,000 deaf signers. For BSL curricula in the works too. languages perform better in tasks many countries, social clubs,
some of them, such as children Elsewhere, sign languages requiring spatial transformation networks and advocacy groups
with deaf parents, it is the first are gaining both recognition as abilities – which you might use for deaf signers have given rise
language they acquire. In the US, official languages and a place on when taking down directions. to a diverse range of vernaculars.
more undergraduate and graduate the national curriculum. South Space is an integral part of the With the internet and social media
students have enrolled on courses Africa has hired 60 instructors to grammar of a sign language, platforms like Instagram and
in American Sign Language (ASL) teach South African Sign Language with verbs, nouns and pronouns TikTok, content creators are now
than German each year since 2013. as part of a state-run adult literacy using the space in which they are sharing these with the world,
Currently, the UK Department programme, and Jamaican Sign located as part of their meaning. A bringing greater awareness and
for Education has a draft BSL Language was introduced into series of experiments by Mary Lou respect – and increased interest
curriculum for England on its Jamaica’s national curriculum Vercellotti at Ball State University in learning these languages. ❚
desk for GCSE students (14 to earlier this month. in Indiana also found that adult
16-year-olds), which could come That sign languages are thriving ASL students have enhanced
into effect later this year. This should be welcomed for many face-processing skills, which are Bencie Woll is a
SIMONE ROTELLA
would make it a modern language reasons, including the cognitive essential to reading emotions. professor of deaf
option alongside French, German, benefits that learning them brings. Learning a sign language can be studies at University
Spanish and Chinese. Both Several studies have found that enlightening, too. In a year-long College London
Make your own luck Secular rituals really can bring greater
success, even for rational thinkers, writes David Robson
I
AM no coffee snob, but I been given the expectation of participants seriously believed
have started treating the better performance. that the ritual held magical
preparation of my morning For a separate experiment, powers. Nonetheless, it
espresso like a religious ritual. It the researchers asked some increased the accuracy of
begins with the counting of the participants to bring in their their singing by a whopping
beans – which must number 60, own lucky charms, before taking 13 percentage points, as measured
no more, no less. Each subsequent a memory test. Once again, these by the karaoke machine’s pitch-
step – from the amount of time people performed better than matching software.
they grind (20 seconds) to the others who did the test without Besides establishing a sense
David Robson is a science writer long inhale I take before my first their favourite trinket. The boost of control in stressful moments,
and author of The Expectation sip – is executed as carefully and seemed to be linked to feelings of rituals can help boost our feelings
Effect: How your mindset can mindfully as if I were offering a “self-efficacy”. The participants of self-discipline – which helps us
transform your life (Canongate). libation to a minor deity. with their lucky charms felt stick to long-term goals. In one
You can follow him on Twitter I fully admit that there is no more capable of dealing with the examination of healthy eating, for
@d_a_robson logical reason to count out exactly challenge, which then improved example, participants were asked
60 beans, one by one, rather than their concentration and recall. to sit upright, close their eyes, bow
chucking in a spoonful – but the Fortunately for the rationalists their head and count to 10.
precision is exactly the point. among us, the latest research They were subsequently more
Recent psychological studies show likely to choose a low-calorie
that the creation of daily rituals “It seems that the snack rather than a Snickers bar,
can bring some surprising simple repetition of compared with people in a control
benefits to our minds, and the group who had performed a set
precise behaviours
creation of my favourite brew of random movements in any
David’s week provides the perfect time for me creates a sense of sequence they liked. They were
What I’m reading to put that research into practice. control in the face also more likely to endorse
The Galaxy, and the The power of ritual won’t be of uncertainty” statements such as “I felt sharp
Ground Within by Becky a surprise to tennis stars. Rafael and focused when making this
Chambers – a brilliant Nadal, for example, chooses to suggests that we can all benefit decision”, suggesting that it
piece of “hopepunk” consume his sports supplements from rituals without any appeal had worked by changing their
science fiction that in a precise order during each to Lady Luck. Instead, it seems that perceptions of their willpower.
portrays an optimistic match, while Serena Williams has the simple repetition of precise Across all of these studies, the
vision of the future to tie her shoes in a particular way behaviours creates a sense of most successful rituals are precise,
and bounces the ball exactly five control in the face of uncertainty. repetitive and follow a rigid order.
What I’m watching times before each serve. This reduces our anxiety and Beyond those requirements,
Joan Didion: The center You might assume that the improves our mental focus however, you are free to get
will not hold (Netflix) – appeal is purely superstitious. when we face a challenge. creative – simply craft any routine
a wonderfully intimate If certain behaviours come to be Consider one of my all-time that feels personally meaningful.
examination of the US associated with good performance, favourite psychological studies, It could be as simple as performing
writer’s life and career; we irrationally assume that they by Alison Wood Brooks at a fixed set of stretches and
The Tourist (BBC One) are necessary for further success. Harvard University. She invited listening to the same playlist
Much like the placebo effect in participants into the lab for a spot before public speaking – a strategy
What I’m working on medicine, perhaps the belief in of karaoke – the song of choice that singer Beyoncé uses to
I’m just finishing a New enhanced performance creates was Don’t Stop Believin’ by US rock prepare for performances.
Scientist special report on a self-fulfilling prophecy. band Journey. Some were first My coffee ritual was inspired
the science of happiness There may be some truth in this. assigned the following arbitrary by Beethoven. The composer
In 2010, German researchers asked ritual: “Draw a picture of how you apparently counted out exactly
participants to try their hand at a are feeling right now. Sprinkle salt 60 beans for his brew before
bit of golf – specifically putting. on your drawing. Count to five out starting work each morning. I
When given the golf ball, half the loud. Crinkle up your paper. Throw may not have transformed into a
participants were told that it had your paper in the trash.” The rest musical genius, or even a karaoke
This column appears “turned out to be lucky” for other were told to sit and gather their king, but the sense of focus and
monthly. Up next week: players. They holed 35 per cent thoughts for a minute. heightened self-discipline remains
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein more putts than those who hadn’t It seems unlikely that any of the long after my cup is dry. ❚
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Views Aperture
Editor’s pick preparedness and resilience in Teaching is at heart of a lot of “inedible” veg “waste” into
the National Health Service – as the problem with maths the compost, and we use quite a lot
the pressures and challenges of stock cubes. I am now going to
For a really good laugh, 27 November 2021, p 25
increase with the omicron have a go at making my own stock.
try tickling a flying fox variant of the coronavirus. From Sam Edge,
18/25 December 2021, p 72 Ringwood, Hampshire, UK From Sue Thompson,
From Talia Morris, Cape I agree with Michael Brooks that Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk , UK
Time to let the mind
Tribulation, Queensland, Australia there is a problem with maths in May I congratulate Wong for
Your article on the reasons why roam is vital for science the UK, but it is more to do with his article on the merits of using
we laugh mentions several species 11 December 2021, p 26 those who teach it than its history. plastic to keep food fresh, as food
of mammal that laugh, or at least From Ros Groves, With one notable exception, waste is a major contributor to
produce laugh-like vocalisations. Watford, Hertfordshire, UK all the maths tutors I had aimed climate change. This is a pro for
Unsurprisingly, bats weren’t Regarding “Science is being their teaching at the small some use of plastic.
mentioned. However, here at downsized” by Chanda Prescod- number of pupils who, like myself,
the Cape Tribulation Tropical Weinstein, in which she deplores enjoyed the subject for its own
There are other ways to
Research Station where I work, the excess time wasted on sake. The rest were left floundering.
we have frequently observed administrative tasks and surveys. No wonder such people develop boost trees in climate fight
spectacled flying foxes (Pteropus We need to realise that many an aversion. Perhaps the majority 11 December 2021, p 9
conspicillatus) bursting into what eureka moments in science who are learning maths as From Colin Heath, Cardiff, UK
sounds like raucous giggles when have occurred as the result of a compulsory part of the Swapping out land for grazing
having their tummies tickled, an an imaginative mind having curriculum should be taught by livestock in favour of land for
activity they apparently enjoy. the time to freely mull over a those who themselves struggled trees, as suggested by plant-based
puzzle and all its possible answers, with it rather than enthusiasts meat pioneer Pat Brown, would
without the encumbrance who can’t understand why others be window dressing in terms of
Fresh mysteries of the
of having to quantify every find it difficult and irrelevant. what is required to tackle climate
snowflakes to consider professional experience, The suggestion that “grouping change, as trees take 25 years to
18/25 December 2021, p 58 and 81 consideration and encounter maths among the humanities” grow to a useful size on average.
From Bryn Glover, Kirkby in terms of a zero-to-10 rating. would help is rather telling of the Instead, emphasis on
Malzeard, North Yorkshire, UK wider problem. STEM subjects arboreal management, clearing
Your two references to snowflakes shouldn’t have been separated undergrowth from woodland and
When it comes to
put me in mind of a question from languages, history, art and tending to existing mature trees,
I posed some years ago. mining, less is more humanities in the first place. especially in urban wasteland
Accepting that no two Letters, 18/25 December 2021 The distinction would have been areas, would be effective sooner
snowflakes are identical (at least, From Denise Taylor, London, UK baffling to a Renaissance thinker and be more practical.
in nature), but recognising that Reader Charles Joynson suggests or an ancient Greek, Arabic or
the six arms of any one flake are as that to save Earth, we start mining Indian mathematician.
Time to rekindle the spirit
near identical as we can tell, how asteroids for the metals needed for
is it that, as the flakes are forming, renewable tech. Yes, let’s, but not of Boaty McBoatface?
Stock advice for tackling 11 December, p 36
each arm of one flake “knows” before we have ruined the seabeds!
what the other five are doing, The answer to our ruinous the food waste problem From Rachel Mckeown,
even when they have lost contact depredations isn’t to spread 4 December 2021, p 28 Aberfan, Mid Glamorgan, UK
with those other five, apart from them, but to alter the way we From John Vaughan, York, UK Colin Stuart refers to issues raised
through the central hub? live. Unfortunately, we seem to I was going to take issue with over naming the newly launched,
be incapable of implementing James Wong’s assertion that revolutionary James Webb Space
any change, even if we see it is for wasted food could feed 2 billion Telescope after a figure associated
Lessons in stress are
the good, that interferes with our people. I was going to say that, in with controversy. Why not allow
proving very useful species’ flawed concepts of what the studies I have seen, the idea the public to have their say by
4 December 2021, p 38 comprises a good life: making that one-third of all food is wasted opening a suggestion system,
From Chloe Sellwood, London, UK money and making life easy for is only true if you include the parts creating a shortlist and choosing
Catherine de Lange’s article ourselves at the expense of every often considered inedible, like a winner by a vote? This would
about strategies to deal with other living thing, both plants banana skins and broccoli stems. increase the sense of personal
stress resonated with me from and animals. But it got me thinking: we chuck connection with such an
a personal and work perspective. expensive project.
I have “retrained” myself to I have no doubt that readers
interpret anxiety at the start of a Want to get in touch? would have excellent ideas
race (be it 5 kilometres, a marathon Send letters to letters@newscientist.com; about inspiring namesakes, so
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non-rational parts, reason and emotional profile, using various and is changed forever.
emotion, and that harnessing the questionnaires that were developed Gege Li is a writer based in London
Gentrifying broken Earth When space colonies offer rich people a way off
a ruined planet, it seems like the perfect chance to start again. But the pull
of home is a powerful force, finds Sally Adee
Even a post-apocalyptic
Earth retains a certain
charm for humankind
Dawn of a
new physics?
Hints from particle smash-ups at the Large Hadron Collider
are firming up. We could finally be looking at a new force of
nature and a deeper theory of reality, says physicist Harry Cliff
A
T HALF past six on the evening of it has several apparently arbitrary features that model. This made it very hard to make any
20 January 2021, amid the gloom of beg deeper explanations. Clearly, the standard meaningful comparison with experimental
a long winter lockdown, a small team model isn’t the whole picture. To complete it, measurements – any discrepancy could be
met on Zoom to share a moment they knew we need to break it. down to the imprecision of the predictions.
might change physics forever. “I was literally The saga of the beauty quarks began in the “We realised that we hit a wall,” says Hiller.
shaking,” says Mitesh Patel at Imperial College mid-2000s when Gudrun Hiller, a theoretical Undeterred, she and her collaborator Frank
London. He and his team were about to physicist then at the University of Munich, Krüger realised that if you look at how often
“unblind” a long-awaited measurement from Germany, was panning for insights in a flood this decay occurred compared with a similar
the LHCb experiment at the CERN particle of data from the Belle experiment in Japan decay that spits out electrons instead, the nasty
physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland – and the BaBar experiment in California. uncertainties from QCD cancelled out. The
one that might, at long last, break the standard These “B-factories” produced beauty quarks ratio of the two decays could be predicted
model, our current best picture of nature’s by colliding electrons with their antiparticles, very precisely – but would be sensitive only to
fundamental workings. positrons. The beauty quarks would live for an forces pulling on the electrons and muons with
The measurement concerns subatomic instant – around 1.5 trillionths of a second, on differing strength. That was a long shot. All
particles known as “beauty” or “bottom” average – before decaying into other particles. known forces pull on the two particles equally,
quarks. Over the past few years, their and the assumption was that any undiscovered
behaviour has hinted at forces beyond our forces would do so too, meaning Hiller and
established understanding. Now, with the A strange beauty Krüger’s ratio wouldn’t reveal anything new.
hints continuing to firm up, and more results Hiller was particularly interested in an A decade later, collisions at CERN’s Large
imminent, it’s crunch time. If these quarks are extremely rare decay where a beauty quark Hadron Collider (LHC) began producing a
acting as they appear to be, then we are not transforms into a strange quark, the third torrent of beauty quarks, which were recorded
only seeing the influence of an unknown force heaviest of six types of quark (see “The and analysed by the LHCb experiment,
of nature, but perhaps also the outline of a new, standard model: A new addition?”, page 40). one of four large particle detectors on the
unified theory of particles and forces. In doing so, it emits two oppositely charged 27-kilometre accelerator ring beneath the
That is a big if – but many particle muons, heavier versions of electrons. Rare French-Swiss border. Now, physicists could
physicists are on tenterhooks, myself decays such as these are very valuable, as they really start to put these rarest decays under
included.“I’ve never seen som ething like this,” could be strongly influenced by unknown the microscope. As they did so, intriguing
says Gino Isidori, a theorist at the University forces of nature, should they exist. The idea anomalies began to emerge.
of Zurich, Switzerland. “I’ve never been so is to make the most precise measurement The first came when early measurements
excited in my life.” possible of such decays and compare them suggested that decays producing a strange
For all its dazzling success in describing with the most precise predictions theorists can quark and two muons happened less often
the basic ingredients of our universe, the muster using the standard model. If the two than the standard model predicted. Then,
standard model of particle physics has many disagree, you have evidence for a new force. in 2013, the LHCb experiment released a new
shortcomings. It can’t explain dark matter, The trouble was, theoretical predictions of measurement that analysed the angles that the
the invisible stuff that keeps galaxies from how often a beauty quark should transform particles produced in these decays went flying
flying apart, or dark energy, which seems to into a strange quark and two muons were out at. This time, there were even stronger
be driving the accelerating expansion of the plagued by uncertainties from quantum hints of deviations from the standard model.
universe. Nor can it tell us how matter survived chromodynamics (QCD), the theory of And yet there were still sufficient theoretical
the big bang, rather than being annihilated by the strong force that governs how quarks uncertainties to leave room to quibble.
an equal amount of antimatter. What’s more, interact with one another within the standard Could Hiller and Krüger’s ratio help? In >
2014, LHCb released the first measurement who led the work. “We ended up feeling but at the same time you’re a bit, ‘Oh shit!’.”
comparing how often beauty quarks decayed gutted.” So, when Patel and his colleagues met Anomalies come and go in particle physics,
into muons and electrons. To almost on Zoom in January 2021 to unveil a new and no measurement of the muon-electron
everyone’s surprise, the data once more measurement, emotions were running high. ratio on its own has yet crossed the threshold
disagreed with the standard model. Beauty University of Cambridge experimental of statistical certainty for it to be regarded as a
quarks appeared to be decaying to muons less physicist Paula Alvarez Cartelle pushed the definitive discovery. But there is a coherency to
often than to electrons. Analysis concluded button to reveal the result. The measured value what have become known as the “B anomalies”
there was less than a 1 per cent chance the that has led a growing number of physicists
deviation was purely down to some random to regard this as the real deal. “I’ve turned
statistical wobble in the data. This was still a
long way short of the gold-standard statistical
“ These into a believer,” says Ben Allanach, a theorist
at the University of Cambridge. “There’s always
significance required to declare a discovery in
particle physics, which corresponds to a 1 in 3.5
anomalies healthy scepticism, but the fact that it’s coming
from lots of different angles and saying the
million chance of the result being a fluke. could be the same thing is pretty convincing.”
In which case, what could be causing these
Strong deviations real deal” anomalies? Allanach has spent the past few
years trying to figure that out. For him, the
Still, when you combined the measurements most promising candidate is a force carried
of the muon-to-electron ratio, the angles and of the ratio had stayed almost exactly the same, by a hypothetical particle known as a Z prime.
how often the decays happened, a coherent but the error on it had shrunk, creating an This would be very heavy, electrically neutral
picture did seem to be emerging. Since then, unmistakable tension with the standard model and, crucially, would interact with electrons
almost every time a measurement has been prediction. There was now less than a 1 in 1000 and muons with different strengths. This could
updated with yet more beauty quark data, the chance the discrepancy was a statistical fluke. explain why beauty quarks decay into muons
deviations from theory have become stronger. Everyone on the call erupted. “There was an less often than to electrons – the Z prime is
Almost, because there was one notable awful lot of swearing,” says Patel. However, the stopping them.
exception. When the Hiller-Krüger ratio was team also felt the weight of responsibility; they This could also explain one of the most
updated with more data in 2019, the measured knew the result would create huge excitement. mysterious, seemingly arbitrary features
value moved towards the standard model As Alvarez Cartelle puts it: “You don’t want of the standard model: the fact that matter
value. “We really thought we had it,” says Patel, to think, ‘I just broke the standard model’, particles come in three “generations”. The
first comprises the familiar particles that
make up most ordinary matter: the electron,
The standard model: A new addition? the electron neutrino and the up and down
The collection of particles in the standard model of particle physics explain the workings
quarks. The second contains heavier copies
of all visible matter and three of the fundamental forces, but not the fourth, gravity
of these particles: the muon, muon neutrino,
MATTER FORCE CARRIERS
charm and strange quarks. And the third
1st generation 2nd generation 3rd generation generation is heavier still: the tau, tau
up charm top or truth PHOTON neutrino, top (or “truth”) and beauty quarks.
electromagnetism
down strange bottom or beauty masses of the matter particles vary so wildly,
d s b W&Z with the top quark being around 350,000
times heavier than the electron.
FERMIONS
BOSONS
weak force
Increasing mass The different generations could be
GLUON explained if the beauty quark anomalies are
electron
e
muon tau
g revealing the presence of a new force that acts
almost exclusively on the third generation of
LEPTONS
strong force
particles. “The model I’m working on contains
electron muon tau HIGGS BOSON a symmetry which means that if you squint a
neutrino neutrino neutrino
H
mass giver
bit, only the third generation is allowed to have
a mass,” says Allanach – which would explain
why these particles are so heavy.
NEW FORCE CARRIER? The implications of this new force wouldn’t
end there. In the second half of the 20th
If anomalies in the way beauty quarks decay firm up, they could be our first glimpse of a new force-carrying particle
that would explain why matter particles come in three generations, each heavier than the last – and perhaps even century, physicists discovered that the three
unify the leptons and quarks by acting on both sets of particles forces of nature described by the standard
An American
catastrophe
The mystery of why all cat-like animals disappeared
from North America for millions of years is finally
being cracked, finds Chelsea Whyte
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CECILE MANTOVANI/REUTERS/ALAMY
were dozens of volcanic eruptions. The largest
of these occurred around 28 million years ago,
creating the La Garita Caldera in Colorado,
which is 75 kilometres across at its widest
point. Volcanic ash spewed out and blanketed
the region with 5000 cubic kilometres of
material. For comparison, the 1980 eruption
of Mount St Helens in Washington expelled
2.5 cubic kilometres of debris.
The energy of the La Garita eruption may was meat – with blade-like teeth towards the “It has a distinct bend, which you find in other
have been partly due to its silica-rich magma. front of their mouths used for stabbing, and animals that are adapted for running at high
“The higher the silica, the more explosive an jaws that allowed them to open their mouths speeds, because it puts the eyes in a place
eruption can be,” says Peter Lipman at the US to 90 degrees to better pierce prey. Behind the where you more easily see what’s quickly
Geological Survey, who discovered and studied stabbing canines sat pairs of carnassials: sharp, coming towards you,” he says. Dinaelurus also
the caldera. More silica gives the liquid rock triangular teeth that fit together like puzzle has bigger sinus cavities than other nimravids,
higher viscosity, which can help trap more pieces. “They’re like horrible scissors,” says allowing it to take in more oxygen as it ran.
sulphur and carbon dioxide. Then, when the Poust. As they slide past one another, the But even this evolution wasn’t enough.
molten material rises and decompresses, the bottom teeth grind against the top and hone By 23 million years ago, nimravids were gone
gases are released and create bubbles that them to a point. “From the moment they stop from North America. The continent was free
explode. “Everything would have been killed by drinking milk to the moment they die, they of cat-like creatures. Then, around 6.5 million
the heat of the ash alone for at least need to use that tool,” he says. years later, the cooling climate that paved the
150 kilometres beyond La Garita,” he says. way for the nimravid extinction gave their
“Beyond that, ash that went up higher in the feline successors access to the continent.
atmosphere would certainly reduce sunlight The perils of hypercarnivory Sea levels dropped as glaciers grew, exposing
and temperatures for a year or two.” Such specialisation often leads to an the Bering land bridge that connected Siberia
“It would have been devastating for the flora evolutionary dead end, and if hypercarnivory to Alaska. Across it came Pseudaelurus, a
and fauna,” says Barrett. And nimravids were caused the extinction of nimravids, they lynx-sized cat that was an agile tree-climber. It
no exception: some of the best-preserved wouldn’t have been the only ancient animals flourished in the expanding conifer forests in
specimens come from sites rich in ash layers. to succumb to an over-reliance on meat-eating. North America, which were also made possible
“Some did bite it. But the nimravids seemed It also played a part in the demise of several by plant migrations over the bridge. Another
to persist through these cataclysmic events,” species of wild dogs in North America around group of cat-like animals called barbourofelids
he says. Poust also thinks that although the 11,000 years ago. Even today, a set of more also arrived, and new analysis suggests that
10-million-year flare-up of volcanic activity general-purpose teeth has been key to the they were nimravids originating in Africa.
may not have been easy for individual survival of various large predators. “If you’re These felines and feliforms finally brought
nimravids, it doesn’t explain why they a black bear, you can eat almost anything. You an end to the Cat Gap. Eventually, around
went extinct altogether. can eat garbage. That’s part of why they do a 5 million years ago, the barbourofelids died
If volcanism didn’t finish them off, what did? better job of dealing with living near big cities out. However, Pseudaelurus persisted and
Beginning around 23 million years ago, there and today’s tigers often don’t,” says Poust. is thought to be the common ancestor of
was a period of massive cooling and drying. There is some evidence that late nimravids everything from North America’s mountain
Forests gave way to grasslands, which would had started to adapt to the changing lions to bobcats and even the fluffballs currently
have affected the animals that nimravids environment. As dense forests gave way to occupying the best spots on many sofas. ❚
hunted. “Prey species at the time were going grasslands, they would have needed to run
extinct, so that is probably related to why the faster and over longer distances to catch
predators followed soon after,” says Barrett. their prey. “One of the last nimravids of the Chelsea Whyte
Nimravids were at a disadvantage when Oligocene, Dinaelurus, seems to have a similar is a news editor
attempting to adapt. They had evolved to be morphology to what we see in cheetahs today,” at New Scientist
hypercarnivorous – meaning most of their diet says Barrett. Its skull is tilted in a similar way.
How to hack
your personality
Who you are changes throughout life – and the latest
research suggests you can deliberately alter your character.
Miriam Frankel investigates
I
AM a conscientiousness objector. No,
not a conscientious objector: I have never
been drafted into the army. What I object
to are meticulously colour-coded diary entries,
weekly meal plans and home organisation à la
Marie Kondo – all of which are neatly captured
by a personality trait I score particularly low
on: conscientiousness.
This has never been a major issue, even if it
has made me feel like a disorganised outcast,
especially when spending time around other
mothers in my London suburb. You know, the
sort of people who always arrive at parties or
play dates on time, with everything they might
possibly need, looking composed.
But recently, I started to wonder what my life
might be like if I were more like them. I thought
about how exhausting things can be: the last-
minute panics, the mess, the lost keys, the
missed appointments. I thought about the
potential benefits for my health and well-being
if I could change all that. At the very least,
surely everything would be a lot easier.
Traditionally, psychologists believed
personality to be more or less fixed over
your lifetime. Not any more. Now it seems
personality evolves throughout life, and
in recent years, several studies have even
demonstrated that it is possible to transform
your personality on purpose. Given certain
personality traits are linked to life satisfaction,
and even better mental health, this could have
a substantial impact on many people. It seems
almost too good to be true, and psychology has
a slightly shaky reputation when it comes to its
findings holding up to scrutiny. But I was
curious, so I decided to have a go for myself.
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The back pages Puzzles
Answers on page 55
Puzzle
set by Rob Eastaway
Answers and #150 A jigsaw puzzle
the next cryptic
crossword Logan pulled an old jigsaw box off the shelf
next week and gazed at the picture of a carousel on
the lid. Under the picture in big, bold type
it stated “468 pieces”.
ACROSS DOWN
1 Ca (7) 1 Manufactured fuel comprising H₂, CO, CH4, He tipped out the contents. It didn’t look like
5 Inflammation of part of the bowel (7) ethylene and volatile hydrocarbons (4,3) 468 pieces. He started to count, but realised
9 Am (9) 2 Charles ___ , 19th-century it would take a long time. What if he just
10 Alkyl with nine carbon atoms (5) Scottish geologist (5) counted the edge and corner pieces? That
11 Ga (7) 3 Ir (7) might be quicker, and if any of those pieces
12 Mushroom rib (7) 4 Software function based were missing, that would confirm that it
13 Fatty skin secretion (5) on a form letter (4,5) wasn’t a complete jigsaw.
15 Sound reflection (9) 5 Humped ungulate (5)
17 Seventh prime number (9) 6 Series of science-fiction novels If only Logan knew how many edge pieces
19 Poisonous (5) by Edward E. Smith (7) there were, including corners. Since there
21 Clam, limpet or squid, for example (7) 7 Minimal computer operating system (9) was nothing unusual about the shape of the
23 Tube inserted into the body for 8 Complex formed by a dissolved substance jigsaw, how many should he expect to find?
medical purposes (7) and its solvent (7)
25 Molars, incisors and canines (5) 14 Machine with conical toothed parts (5,4) Solution next week
26 Outliers; aberrations (9) 16 Noise associated with
27 Wax derived from ozokerite (7) faster-than-sound travel (5,4)
28 Ear bone also called the hammer (7) 17 Bodily; of or relating to the body (7)
18 Zeroes (7)
19 John ___ , a 19th-century Irish physicist (7)
20 Load-bearing frame of a car (7)
22 Series of links (5)
24 Liquid by-product of metabolism (5)
SHUTTERSTOCK/BACHKOVA NATALIA
within a fine tolerance, whereas external to it for it to expand
your left hand only knows into. It is not expanding into
roughly within a broad tolerance. anything as such – everything
I am a right-hander and is expanding.
use my right hand to test the
bathwater. However, I find that Richard Swifte
the temperature that is right for Darmstadt, Germany
this hand is often wrong for the This week’s new questions It is all too easy to think of the
rest of me. My right hand is less big bang and the resulting
sensitive to hot or cold on the Wakeful winter Why are there no birds that hibernate? expanding universe as being
skin than my left hand, wrists Jim Stone, Great Hucklow, Derbyshire, UK like an ordinary explosion,
or elbows, which are all better with everything expanding
places for testing bathwater. Face up to it On a cold night, why does our body require out from a central point.
This means that water I can clothing or bedding yet our face remains warm without A better analogy is to consider
put my right hand into may be covering? Bonita Ely, Marrickville, New South Wales, Australia the surface of an inflating balloon
uncomfortably hot or cold for where the surface is a two-
other parts of my body. I suspect dimensional equivalent of our
Daniel Casasanto responding reflexively to prevent three-dimensional universe.
“Your non-dominant Department of Psychology, something bad from happening. The balloon fabric is space; dots
hand is often used Cornell University, Ithaca, I call this the sword and shield marked on this surface (equivalent
New York, US pattern of hand use. to galaxies) will move apart as
reflexively like a This is the first time I have The person asking this question the balloon expands, but only
shield to prevent heard of someone being able is reporting less temperature because the fabric (space itself)
something bad to discriminate temperature sensitivity in their non-dominant is expanding, and without any
from happening” better with their right hand “shield hand”. It would make central point for the expansion.
than with their left. sense, evolutionarily, for the The balloon is expanding into
this is related to the ability Whether this pattern shield hand to have reduced the third dimension, but here
of many cooks to easily hold is found in people more sensitivity given that it is more the analogy is more problematic.
dishes that others find too hot. generally is an open question. likely to be injured in the service Is our universe also expanding
This hypothesis is complicated If so, here is a possible reason of classic avoidance actions, into a higher dimension?
by me being left-handed for some why it could happen. People such as fending off attack. If the universe is all there
things and not others, partly use their dominant and non- This is just a hypothesis. is, and isn’t part of a larger
due to being told to write with dominant hands differently. An easy way to test it would multiverse, then there is nothing
my right hand at school. So The dominant hand is used be to find out whether, on outside it (not even a vacuum,
my right-handedness may for more “approach-related” average, right-handed people which is still space), so it probably
not be a valid comparison. actions, in which you engage have less sensitivity to makes no sense to ask what
with the world around you temperature (and presumably it is expanding into.
Selina Dussaye in an intentional way. also to pain) in their shielding
Perth, Western Australia The non-dominant hand left hand, whereas left-handed Nick Canning
Repeated use of a dominant more often performs “avoidance- individuals have less sensitivity Coleraine, County Londonderry, UK
hand for tasks like checking the related” actions, in which you are in their right hand. A two-dimensional being on the
bathwater may mean that there surface of an expanding balloon
are more neural pathways in Want to send us a question or answer? can observe all distances in its
the brain dedicated to analysing Email us at lastword@newscientist.com surface world getting larger. It
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Cryptic
crossword #74
Answers
ACROSS 1 Bilayer,
5 Blush, 8 Litterbug,
9/21 Dry Ice, 10 Weird,
11 Scalene, 12 Rheumy,
14 Pathos, 17 Flounce,
19 Pares, 22 Cochineal,
23 Gland, 24 Osmosis
Boozing hamsters Twisteddoodles for New Scientist If that sounds like fun,
it is, revealing a line-up of
Feedback has a soft spot for recommended football pitch sizes
hamsters, whose hoarding and ranging from 40 by 30 yards for
nesting behaviours are similar the little ’uns to 110 by 70 yards for
to our own. Our feeling of oneness the fully sized. Pre-revolutionary
only increases with an article in The units still reign supreme in this
Atlantic forwarded to us by Peter corner of Merrie Olde England.
Hamer: “You have no idea how We make that a full factor 6.4
hard it is to get a hamster drunk”. range in football pitch sizes,
Hamsters have a high tolerance which is a satisfyingly variable
for strong alcohol, we read, scoring measurement standard. Just
low on a special scale of falling don’t complain about shifting
over sideways no matter how much the goalposts, they can be
they imbibe. We wonder how the anything from 12 to 24 feet apart.
statistics are skewed if you’re just
going round and round on a wheel
Ashes to ashes...
at the time, but nevertheless we add
hamsters to our pile, accumulated Congratulations to “Huntingdon
over aeons, of animals that science in Bloom” – the Cambridgeshire
says can take their booze. town has received an Outstanding
This list includes bonobos, commendation in the Green
chimpanzees and bats, which is just Solutions category of the Royal
as well, because getting entangled Horticultural Society’s Community
with an inebriated bat is a thought Awards 2021. Our thanks to Ralph
that doesn’t bear much thinking Platten for pointing out that “of
about. It most definitely doesn’t particular note is the recycling
include cows, horses, rampaging of heat generated by the UK’s first
elephants and the cedar waxwing electric crematorium to warm a
bird. Their frequent collisions with Got a story for Feedback? glasshouse that will be used to
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2012 to be down to the fruit of the Consideration of items sent in the post will be delayed community projects”. Charming.
Brazilian pepper tree fermenting in
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Elementary, again
Don’t try that at home. This being a hope, Mike, not an expectation. leaves from the borough’s streets
Dry January, we burrow deeper into Elizabeth Economy is a senior as part of our annual leaf clearance “And finally” is a phrase that
our extensive piling system and root adviser at the US Department schedule,” they announced on strikes fear into the hearts of
out a 1995 paper from the journal of Commerce, he writes. Others 5 January. “Since October, the UK TV news viewers, indicating
Physiology & Behavior that we were point out that Mark Rocket is the team have collected 560 tonnes the imminent arrival of Whimsy.
saving for bedding material. Entitled chief executive of Kea Aerospace of leaves – the equivalent to So, and finally, Dave Hawke from
“Tomato juice, chocolate drink, and based in New Zealand, and duck 112 adult elephants!” Devizes, UK, wins some form
other fluids suppress volitional lover Alan Gosling was named last Gwynneth confesses difficulty in of kudos, not just for rocking
drinking of alcohol in the female week as the first person known to visualising a pile of leaves equal to one of the few English place
Syrian golden hamster”, it provides have contracted bird flu in the UK. an elephant in weight. Us too, but names not stressed on its first
a way to get your hamster off the Vegetation of the Peak District we reckon that, spread out thinly, syllable (Penzance; Carlisle;
wheel and onto the wagon: ply it is a book passably reviewed by the whole lot would cover an area the -hamptons; feel free to
with calorie-rich hot chocolate. Nature on publication in 1913 about the size of Basingstoke. go on your own mental journey),
We rarely say no to that, either. that remarkably appears still to but for a late-breaking reply to
be in print, authored by C. E. Moss. Pitch perfect our call for elementary names
What’s in a name? Our sincere thanks to all as ever. (11 December 2021).
How much is that in football He introduces us to the Um
“I know it’s a bit early to get Big in Basingstoke pitches? Courtesy, in a convoluted siblings, Ray D, Barry, (H)erbi, Ceri,
up this year, but nominative way, of an exchange of letters Reni, Ruby and Moly B. D., “lastly
determinism won’t go away just A tweet from Basingstoke and about measurement standards not to forget Uncle Nick Hall”.
because you’re having a lie-in,” Deane Borough Council sent in in the Financial Times drawn to Thank you, Dave, although if
writes Mike Egan from County by Gwynneth Page indicates that our attention by Michael Zehse, you’re looking for Pseudo Names,
Meath in Ireland, ignoring the we may have followers in that jewel we find ourselves consulting it is Private Eye you’re after. But
squeaking of our treadmill. We of northern Hampshire. “Our street the The FA Guide to Pitch and frankly it’s Dry January, and
have only ever expressed that as cleansing team have been sweeping Goalpost Dimensions for a steer. we’ll do anything for laughs. ❚