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INTRO: Some things have a one-in-a-million chance of happening, and a one-in-a-gazillion chance
of being caught on camera. Well, Akimbo have decided to bring you both!
1. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/za2fzw/
the_phone_going_from_one_pocket_to_another/
If this move with the phone was part of the choreography …. then respect!
2. https://www.tiktok.com/@joelbarreira/video/7181145841808248069?
_r=1&_t=8aGIpMIopmA
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3. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tVhbtoX1xpI
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4. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/hc26x6/
is_this_being_lucky_or_unlucky/
Now, this might appear to be lucky … but wait until he tries to drive out of there.
5. https://www.tiktok.com/@kianarosek/video/6930484629740719365
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6. https://www.instagram.com/p/BKCXm3TA4Z4/?hl=en
7. https://www.tiktok.com/@haworthtreecare/video/6783482901272071429?
_r=1&_t=8aIK5HepYIP
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8. https://youtu.be/sMKoNBRZM1M
To summon spirits, you need a Ouija Board. To summon Mario, you apparently need a ping-pong
table.
9. https://www.tiktok.com/@tungbin9/video/7051902134060731674
We all have days when we don’t want to do what we’re told. Even pool balls.
10. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/mh8set/
thats_seems_almost_impossible/
As you’ll see, this guy has great aim … and way too much time on his hands.
11. https://www.instagram.com/reel/BLzFjd1jdME/?hl=en
12. https://www.instagram.com/p/BnCrZXqB0F3/
When your stunt is so impressive that even God takes a picture of it.
13. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/10im3gr/everyone_is_surprised/
What are the odds of this guy catching that picture … especially after it’s been thrown by a tiny
Mozart?
14. https://www.tiktok.com/@kevinmonson8/video/6811619786854862086
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15. https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/z4c4ov/let_me_show_you_how/
What are the odds of the bird on your fishing rod deciding to do its own spot of fishing?
16. https://www.tiktok.com/@prii.jimenez/video/6859839764334382341?
_r=1&_t=8aGUB7vJC45
Here’s a Dad who’s learned never to breathe in when he’s around his family.
17. https://youtu.be/y8uxXknNDTU?t=50
When your name’s Mr Doodle, you’d better be pretty good at doodling. Even so, it took him around
two years to doodle over this entire house.
19. https://www.tiktok.com/@filmsbystanton/video/7175577073010904363
There’s nothing more romantic than being married in the great outdoors. The scenery, the breeze,
a bear violently killing a moose …
20. https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/ibz68b/you_cant_outrun_me/
Sometimes your bike just wants to keep on racing. It had clearly been listening to Eye of the Tiger
beforehand.
21. https://twitter.com/WPRFC_Rugby/status/1619254947941593089?s=20
Somebody loses their hat in this slip … and somebody else gains a new one.
22. https://gfycat.com/simplisticuniquefritillarybutterfly
This car tyre is clearly related to Liam Neeson. It will track you down, it will find you, and it will be
reattached by you.
23. https://imgur.com/a/jaXMzd3
This guy must treat his golf balls well. They just can’t wait to come back to him.
24. https://youtu.be/jBV-G_lpzmY?t=103
Many years ago, the Chinese developed the ancient art of Kung Fu, so that future generations
could … win at Jenga?
25. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/v0cf0g/
oh_maybe_basketball_is_alright/
When you’re incredibly talented at basketball … but only from very far away.
26. https://youtu.be/4Vtjf4SWr2E
If you become very powerful in the football world, then you can make random video graphics
appear from your fingertips.
27. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/iedd91/swing_and_swing_hard/
28. https://twitter.com/yo_rochelle/status/771767113048584193?s=20
This lecturer offered to give everyone a hundred percent on their quiz, if this guy could make this
shot. (PAUSE) Now, that’s the kind of encouragement every sportsman needs.
29. https://twitter.com/creepy_org/status/1631622108303306753
It’s nice to walk around a sophisticated European city. The culture, the nightlife, the seagull eating
an entire rat …
30. https://twitter.com/IKuuuuuuYA/status/707870436260884481?s=20
He made one mistake with this paper pane … and that was making it look more like a homing
pigeon.
31. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/upx7Rh0udYA
The hardest shot in bowling … by a kid who might not even know what it is!
32. https://youtu.be/_snnKw-EywM?t=7
Here’s someone breaking the world record for “Most balloons burst simultaneously by arrows”. It’s
probably best if you don’t invite this guy to your kid’s birthday party.
33. https://www.reddit.com/r/BetterEveryLoop/comments/10hyhi0/
human_powered_ferris_wheel/
34. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/10fblzw/
boston_dynamics_atlas_robot_shows_off_its_skills/
Wouldn’t life and work be so much better if we all had a robot assistant?
35. https://twitter.com/ari_fararooy/status/1599554967156985857
This guy spent the rest of his life trying to convince people that he meant to do this.
37. https://youtu.be/ImiYCaKmN84
If you’re this good at volleyball, you have to cross over into other sports to keep yourself amused.
38. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/x1fo9a/
beekeeper_protecting_his_bees_from_being_attacked/
When hornets threaten this guy’s bees, he takes care of them in a style that our Akimbo ninja
would thoroughly approve of!
39. https://youtu.be/Hn2rRcKuemA
The police told this guy they wouldn’t give him a ticket if he could make a half-court shot.
Disclaimer: the same thing won’t work in a court of law.
40. https://youtu.be/C04DWMcikUI
Could the man who touches this guy’s shoulder be a guardian angel caught on camera?
41. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/njddsk/card_throwing_practice/
Yeah, this looks impressive … but what you don’t see are the fifty-thousand discarded cards piled
up just off camera.
42. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/d3lfjl/skills_or_luck/
43. https://youtu.be/FGjzbuC8hIE
This Dad tried to prank his son … and the prank turned into a very expensive backfire.
44. https://streamable.com/4374w3
When circus acrobats need to sit down and relax, this is how they do it.
45. https://twitter.com/AthleteSwag/status/1014905373327790080
When a high school basketball coach gets asked to prove his skills, then the pressure is on … but I
think we can all agree that he delivered.
46. https://youtu.be/eomFY0Vh50M
A knockout is always an exciting result in boxing. Except if it’s you who’s getting knocked out …
although sometimes you’re not the only one.
47. https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/ckbtge/bank_shot_bullseye/
You get the feeling that this guy studies physics just as much as he plays darts.
48. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/10l9hkd/
the_average_cats_reaction_time_is_approximately/
The average cat’s reaction time is significantly quicker than a snake. And here’s the proof …
49. https://www.tiktok.com/@erik_pilich/video/6860637046428454149
It’s always a nice feeling when a bad shot turns into a trick shot.
50. https://youtu.be/1OICTn6UkMw?t=3
You know it’s an exciting soccer match when the entire crowd starts cheering … for a paper
aeroplane. Well, at least it hit one of the players.
51. https://youtu.be/oYi-8b5cBWE?t=10
Always respect the umpire. They have the power to just put the ball in their pocket and take it
home.
52. https://twitter.com/wtf_scene/status/1619326032993206274
53. https://www.instagram.com/p/ChGHIVNDwsH/
If this guy’s not very good at video games, then the irony would be too much.
54. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/d9771l/
give_me_all_your_mon_oh_hi_mark/
When the guy you’re mugging at gun-point turns out to be your buddy. Aw, how sweet.
55. https://www.instagram.com/p/CjyxIIbjFHy/
This guy has perfected a shot called “threading the needle” … but hasn’t quite perfected choosing
t-shirts and shorts that don’t clash.
56. https://youtu.be/lsFZwxW6_JQ
Remember this part of your driving test? No, me either. This is a driving expert, showing us how to
get out of a sticky situation.
57. https://youtu.be/WozbZMljRiM
Luckily, we here at Akimbo are already highly trained ninjas … but if you’d like to learn some tricks
straight from Mortal Combat, then give this guy a call.
58. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Wf1wKmTcpc
59. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/idt10l/making_a_shot/
Do you think you’re good at drinking games? Well, this guy is at “God Level”.
60. https://youtu.be/AADTCauHEgs
When you’re so good you can play without legs, eyes, and only using one hand.
61. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/10lsxnj/korean_badminton/
If you can catch shuttlecocks before you know you’ve caught them, then you might be playing too
much badminton.
62. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/116nzp4/
enters_room_acquires_target/
Dogs are a man’s best friend. That’s why they sometimes spit stuff at you.
63. https://streamable.com/tafobx
64. https://youtu.be/6R5MqxcKdV8
After a traumatic few months facing death at the age of 37, this guy got engaged, got a new job,
and won a new car on a scratchie ticket … and when this TV show asked him to re-enact that
moment for the camera, this happened …
65. https://youtu.be/0U_PUbQGA4U
When you ask a random old man if he remembers a legendary football match … and then you find
out he was in it.
66. https://youtu.be/xt5vzE0QCvk
67. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/v5llrp/
fan_at_baseball_game_inexplicably_catches_two/
What are the odds of this guy catching the same ball, in the same way, twice? Maybe he should
audition for Groundhog Day.
68. https://youtu.be/nA40QqNn-1U
Top tip from Akimbo: Don’t carry a fridge around like this. (PAUSE) That’s it. Just don’t.
69. https://streamable.com/nzmyql
This is impressive …. but how long did he spend practising this? And doesn’t he have a job to go
to?
70. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/11bekf2/convenient_birds/
71. https://youtu.be/Qinw3ZPqSgs
When you miss the dunk, but the universe is on your side.
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