PERFECT TIMING

INTRO: Some people are in the right place at the right time, and some people are in the wrong
place at the wrong time, but here at Akimbo, we’ve got them all!

1. https://www.tiktok.com/@trinny236/video/7139767449234197806?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

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2. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2270808706408524

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3. https://www.reddit.com/r/BetterEveryLoop/comments/zh5bf0/
perfectly_timed_sprinkler_blast/

Sometimes you stand in the perfect place to make something look disgusting!

4. https://www.tiktok.com/@motoeducation/video/7128505901081824518

When you want your bike to stop, but your bike has other ideas.

5. https://www.tiktok.com/@fox6milwaukee/video/7148441013894466862

Nobody can play “chicken” quite like a family of deer.

6. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CodgXp0ofCV/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

And now here’s someone with the complete opposite of “perfect timing”.

7. https://www.tiktok.com/@tommyregister/video/7188684998692637994?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

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8. https://youtu.be/tYrL4OxM0aQ

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9. https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/10gsrd4/close_call/
This doesn’t look like a safe way to demolish a wall … but it does look like a good way to flatten
your head.

10. https://www.tiktok.com/@postworksllc/video/7071745843514133806?
is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en

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11. https://www.tiktok.com/@huntingthewildco/video/7146042417538469166?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

There were two outcomes to this scenario: A bear with an arrow through it’s neck, or a man inside
the bear.

12. https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClWvepZDsbW/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

If this guy had taken one step back, this video would been age-restricted for graphic content!

13. https://youtu.be/S-v9mNp86oQ?t=6

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14. https://www.tiktok.com/@toughestcars/video/7138804338704600322?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

Sometimes even blasphemy has perfect timing!

15. https://www.tiktok.com/@that_klangdude/video/7122028796659666202

This guy timed his fall and the location of bucket perfectly! Sadly, his dignity was late to the party.

16. https://www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/6940448829955198213?
is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&q=leo_minbedford&t=1647090525442

This guy is clearly part robot.

17. https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/117giae/
that_was_a_close_call/

This is the kind of quaint little town where you can always bump into someone you know … or
almost run over a kid who suddenly appears out of nowhere.
 18. https://www.tiktok.com/@overtime/video/7197862032748809518?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

No voiceover needed. This guy says the exact thing we’re all thinking!

19. https://www.tiktok.com/@stukern/video/7128437471188094213?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

Do you want an example of precision parking? Well, here you go!

20. https://youtu.be/hSZEIZ9eFtY?t=93

In order to be a demolition expert, you also have to be very good at dominoes.

21. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/10uvme7/
you_keep_what_you_catch/

When you tell your son that he gets to keep all the notes he can catch, you don’t usually expect it
to go this well!

22. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/10sqohs/scooter_dominos/

You know how we just mentioned dominoes? Well, here’s the scooter version.

23. https://youtu.be/igSE5_Nce28

If you’re going to film someone making a “coke and mentos” bottle rocket … then you should
probably be wearing something more protective than a camera.

24. https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/113kayw/
i_get_knocked_down_but_i_get_up_again/

Here’s a guy who knows how to succeed, then fail, then succeed again.

25. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/p8n7w9/bowfishing_from_a_dam/

This fishermen has the kind of bow skills that make Robin Hood look like an amateur.

26. https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/comments/bhspxs/that_look_at_the_end/?
utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

When you accidentally discover you’re awesome at something.

 27. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/cro3ng/
we_werent_supposed_to_go_at_the_same_time/?
utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Here’s an example of completely accidental perfect timing … which could have gone so much
worse.

28. https://www.instagram.com/p/CKK3IM7nX1b/

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29. https://www.reddit.com/r/korea/comments/104ley9/
i_saw_this_pigeon_play_dead_and_cheat_the_death/

Two facts: Pigeons can play dead, and pigeons are smarter than cats.

30. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1159jal/
oh_that_was_close_call/

When a bear is one second behind you, it’s always important to have a friend there to film it … and
to not help you at all!

31. https://www.tiktok.com/@jacob__knowles/video/7139611736038214958?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

This is what happens when you try to feed a monster fish. It decides it wants your hand instead.

32. https://www.tiktok.com/@ladbible/video/6734211516771437830?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

Here you can see somebody’s smart phone narrowly missing the water … and the contents of their
stomachs might just be following it.

33. https://www.tiktok.com/@megan_and_angus/video/7161525185064029482?
is_from_webapp=1&web_id=7168361629909337606

Watching your bag sitting on the runway when it should be on your flight … is kind if like watching
your child being taken away from you.

34. https://www.tiktok.com/@lowkeyanimalguy/video/7127092861757115691

Top tip from Akimbo. Cobras hate sushi.

 35. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cme_KEKvG5e/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

This guy’s car survived in perfect condition … although the same probably can’t be said for his
underwear.

36. https://youtu.be/3dTfHU5sGig

This gives new meaning to the phrase “Bumping into a friend”.

37. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/110g9wr/a_classic/

You’re about to witness the most impressive display of “throwing away trash” ever committed to
film.

38. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/z097rb/
surviving_by_slimmest_of_margins_at_138mph_222kmh/

This was such a close call that you have to wonder if that was a ghost deer.

39. https://youtu.be/7ZSFkTZvIVo

Don’t fish hard, fish smart.

40. https://9gag.com/gag/aB2ZpQD

Perfect size, perfect weight, perfect timing.

41. https://www.tiktok.com/@ekslife/video/7171878249541192965

If this car had landed slightly differently, it would have done somersaults that could put an Olympic
gymnast to shame.

42. https://youtu.be/ZubMVLdTA7Q

And speaking of gymnastics, here’s this year’s entry from the pigeon word.

43. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CM7MENHgfya/

This is the most energetic way to way your hair ever.

 44. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/wch1ja/
bubble_falls_in_the_glass/

If you think about professions which need perfect timing, then “barman” isn’t usually top of the
list … but this guy nails it.

45. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6mzfk0

If this guy had pulled that stunt a second or two later, he’d be doing stupid motorbike tricks in the
afterlife.

46. https://www.tiktok.com/@laidbackredneck2/video/7145476864046386474?
_r=1&_t=8XzKagEWbWt

If you’re running around like a stupid person, always be aware of falling racoons.

47. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/86fgwd/
golfers_unlikely_holeinone_by_deflecting_off_the/

This guy’s clearly found a way to combine his talents as a golfer and a pool player.

48. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ob8i65/awesome_trick_shot/

This is a very difficult trick shot. You need enough money to buy new vases every time you do it.

49. https://www.instagram.com/p/B_1DJuaBudV/

Here’s another Akimbo top tip: If you’re going to completely destroy your gymnastics equipment,
make sure you do it at the very end of a workout.

50. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMcohOuFMO_/

This guy could possibly be the world’s greatest basketball player … and possibly the world’s
greatest physicist.

51. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/u8ne56/timed_it_perfectly/

Only the most dedicated alcoholics can do tricks with their beer like this.

52. https://www.instagram.com/p/BhCuhvPnc21/?
utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video

When people use their Kung Fu skills to win at Jenga.

 53. https://twitter.com/FANNYBATTLE12/status/1625783975112482817

You have to be a good driver to crash this gracefully.

54. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/10nl765/
capturing_a_volcanic_eruption_just_as_the_volcano/

One more Akimbo fact for you: Some volcanoes erupt as soon as you say their name.

55. https://youtu.be/lpknj6ADZfk

This guy’s putting was so precise it won him ten thousand dollars. And if that’s not enough to make
you want to hug a tiger, I don’t know what is.

56. https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/112d6b2/chopsticks/

Remember in the Karate Kid when Mr Miyagi was trying to catch a fly with chopsticks? Well, even
he would have thought this was impossible.

57. https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/10k6vum/
forgetting_the_handbrake_work_for_superhero_and/

You’re about to see some Indiana Jones level stunt work here … and a sidekick who doesn’t know
what’s going on.

58. https://imgur.com/gallery/py2xBhW#ilglnCo

When a bad shot turns into a trick shot.

59. https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/tcx29z/have_faith_in_yourself/?
utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

When anger turns into joy.

60. https://www.tiktok.com/@thekookoftheday/video/7063288995945647406?
is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en

Even when you’re surfing you have to watch out for muggers.

61. https://www.tiktok.com/@nicolenordahn/video/7159403891782601990

This guy manages this skid so well it looks like he was just popping by for a polite visit.
 62. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/261RbYToOfo

Even parrots love drinking games.

63. https://youtu.be/yzhCq8pzgRY

When you’re so angry you kick the onscreen graphics.

64. https://youtu.be/ixs9gfKwK-o?t=116

Here’s a basketball that’s decided it doesn’t want anyone to win.

65. https://gfycat.com/insecuredarklangur

At first you might think that these two people are going to narrowly miss a speeding car. Well,
you’d be wrong!

66. https://gfycat.com/redthreadbareamericancicada-basketball-soccer-dad

And from that day forward, this guy would always claim he did that on purpose.

67. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=659613761558933

Right place, right time, new shoes.

68. https://youtu.be/jhiPQB-82Ig

The windows on this train fog up when passing apartment buildings … which is great if you spend
all day doing rude things.

69. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/111wt6u/
crawfish_catches_a_penny/

A crawfish that’s just asking for some spare change.

70. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x65rsub

This goalkeeper’s celebration was anything but perfect timing.

71. https://youtu.be/e4ohG2I0NA8?t=12
We here at Akimbo appreciate ninja skills … and this guy is clearly the ninja of the bowls world.

72. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/118ojbg/
just_guys_being_dudes/

When you know your friends really well, you develop really inventive ways to demean them.

73. https://www.instagram.com/tv/B77YdnCh5Zb/

And here’s a ninja with a toolbelt.

74. https://www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/6767156834907311366?
is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en&q=JPLTEIF&t=1647196169324

Isn’t it enough that you have to lose the game without this kind of humiliation?

75. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qy2sj

Here’s an undiscovered soccer and basketball genius who doesn’t wear shoes.

76. https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/qk9unv/
the_rat_dodges_multiple_obstacles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Coming back to ninja skills for second: You’ve heard of ninja turtles? Well, here’s Master Splinter.

77. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/d755dt/
wonder_what_the_odds_of_this_happening_are/

When you fail to stop the other team’s star player … and also accidentally make him into a
gymnastics star!

78. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/y5leyl/
james_burke_made_this_perfectly_timed_shot_on/

This is known as “the most perfectly timed shot in television” … and you know what? We here at
Akimbo really have to agree.

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