The Grand Adventure of Deen and Vlad. A Parody Friends tale.

Audio drama script draft 1.

By Micky Hyde.

*The characters are currently fighting the Anti-Christ also known as Evil Bear*

Evil B *choking Deen after slamming him against a wall*: You alone can’t defeat me, Deen.
You’re nothing!

*Deen then slashes Evil Bear’s face with his sword*

Evil B: Arg!

Deen: You’re wrong, I’m a Parody Friend!

*Suddenly Woody, Vlad and White Teddy appeared, Evil Bear would soon summon an army
of Demons to fight our heroes*

(Woody has a Texan accent)

Woody: I’ll get that big fella there!

(Vlad has a Russian accent)

Vlad: Sorry we took a while comrade; we were busy with…

Deen: Save the chich chat for later Vlad, you got my back?

Vlad: Only if you have mine.

*Cuts to White Teddy battling Evil Bear*

White: Why do you always feel the need to prove that you are better than your father Evil,
you know that he’s not dumb enough to be on the front lines of a demon invasion of Earth.

Evil B: Oh, poor naive Teddy, despite being all seeing you can’t see the bigger picture of my
plan.

*Cuts to the Parody Friends base where security droids were being destroyed by Lord
Mordor to reach the prison cell of the most dangerous individual in the universe*

Droid: Stop!

Mordor: I believe this is the cell.

*Suddenly more security droids appear and so Lord Mordor frees the prisoner and soon a
shockwave of energy destroys the droids*

Droid: Stooaaaa!!!! (droid tries to say stop but is interrupted by his own screams)

Mordor: Is it you?

*The smoke clears and loud footsteps reveals Matt from Wii Sports*

Matt: Yes. It is me, thank you for freeing me. You shall receive your reward now.

Mordor: A reward?

Matt: Yes, a quick death.

*Lord Mordor tried to run but was soon disintegrated by Matt’s laser beam*

Mordor: Uuugahhhhh!

Matt: Pathetic.

*Cuts back to White and Evil Bear*

Evil B: If this plan works, you and your team will never exist!

*White punches Evil Bear*

White: You idiot, you’ll never exist if I never meet Merlin. Your father made you because he
was scared of me!

Evil B: I didn’t realise tha…. (he gets interrupted by White Teddy)

White: This will cause a time paradox of biblical proportions!

Evil B: You’re right, we’ll need someone to remember the original timeline if we fail.

*White then casted an enchantment on Deen and Vlad*

Evil B: why those 2?

White: Because, they’re pretty tied to this already.

*Cuts back to the base where Matt is obtaining the core of Chornobyl while battling Bob*

Bob: Nooooo!
*Matt lasers Bob out cold while he grabs the vortex manipulator from Meggy*

Matt: Hello small bean!

*Meggy charges at Matt but he slaps her unconscious then takes the vortex manipulator to
travel back in time*

Bob *groaning*: Even if you change time Matt *coughs* there will always be someone to
oppose you.

Matt: Then they shall suffer my wrath.

*Suddenly an eruption of thunder and lightning occurs and then a loud shockwave is heard
followed by loud cracking noises as if the world was cracking apart*

Evil B *phasing in and out*: I didn’t realise what I had done.

*White gives his evil second cousin a hug*

White: I already forgive you. You idiot.

*More shockwaves and booms happen as thousands of human screams was suddenly
stopped as people vanished*

Woody: Guys, I don’t feel too great.

*He soon vanishes and Mjolnir crashes to the ground with a thud*

Vlad: Hold me comrade.

Deen: Ok, no homo though.

*Soon a loud explosion happens and then Deen and Vlad soon awake*

Vlad: Geez, I believe that may have been the worst head headache in my life. Wait….

*Vlad then looks and finds Deen under a pile of rubble*

Vlad: Deen!

*He lifts the rubble off of Deen*

Deen: uuhhhg… Vlad?...

Vlad: It’s me comrade.

Deen: What the hell happened here?!

Vlad: I was gonna ask the same question.

*Deen soon starts screaming in agony as his robotic arm is being transformed into a regular
fleshy arm*

Deen: Vlad, I can feel my history being ripped like a scarf.

Vlad: What!

*Soon an explosion goes off winding Deen and firing shrapnel slashing a few hairs off Vlad’s
moustache*

Deen: uuugg, you ok Vlad?

Vlad: I’ve been better, but what has happened to Earth?

*Ominous music intensifies* (Audio ends here) (To be continued)

Old Woody: A lot shit when down in the last 50 years, from UFO crashes wiping out major
cities to the bald god destroying all resistance and basically kill off a lot of humanity.

Deen: Wait… Woody?!

Old Woody: Yes, and how do you know my name?!

*Old Woody then pulls out a Glock and points it at Deen*

Deen: At ease soldier, we’re not a threat.

Old Woody: Prove it!

Deen: I remember what you told me the day I lost my arm, you said that whenever the
Texas sands blow West, something glorious happens. However, if it blows South the
opposite happens.

*Old Woody lowers his pistol*

Old Woody: My late pop pop told me that saying.

Vlad: So how have you lived so long comrade?

Satan: Through me.

Deen and Vlad: Satan!!!!

Satan: Yes and….

*Satan starts coughing and starts talking in his normal Dracula like voice*

Satan: Blaaheheheeeeh, I can’t keep doing the scary voice, it’s hell on my throat!

Deen: Heh, funny joke Craig.

Satan: Thanks, mother always said try to keep a positive outlook on things. But regardless
we should try to find White Teddy.

Deen: Agreed.

*As soon as the characters start walking their footsteps slowly fade away as the ominous
music starts back up again as we cut to Matt sitting on a throne of skulls*

Matt: Ugh, who knew human skulls are really uncomfortable, why did I even ask for this.

*He lasers his throne and looks again at his magic orb*

Matt: Regardless, I can’t let them find White Teddy, I better do some stuff.

*Matt presses a button*

Matt: Send out, the Fuhrers.

*Cuts back to our heroes*

Deen: So, Matt really fucked everything up.

Satan: Yeeessss, he’s so evil that I’m kinda jealous.

*Soon a squad of 4 Cyborg Adolfs appear with the guns pointed at our protags)

Satan: look how they brought back one of Hell’s biggest sinner’s 4 times, it’s disgusting!

Vlad: Really?

Satan: Yes, the dead coming back is always so gross. Unfortunately, it’s becoming a problem
in Hell.

Deen: Wait Craig can you teleport us to Hell?

Satan: It’ll need time.

Old Woody: Enough talk, let’s kill some undead bastards! CHEWIE BOIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

*Woody then fires his gun killing one of the Cyborg Adolfs
Cyborg Adolf No.1: Nine!!! Nine!!!

*Deen then stabs 2 out of the remaining 2*

Satan: The Hell portal is ready!

*Our protags then teleport to Hell then chuck the last Cyborg Adolf of a ledge into a Hell
lava tub*

Cyborg A No.3: Niiiiiiiiinnnnneeee!!!!!!

*Splash*