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Anchor: Good Morning

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Both: And Good Evening, John Wesley College!

Anchor: I am, Jaren Narag

Co-Anchor: And I am, Deara Guzman

Both: Bringing you the hottest news in today's time!

Anchor: Today's headline...

Co-Anchor: VIRUS BREAKS OUT FROM CHINA

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Anchor: CREAMLINE DOMINATES CHOCOMUCHO IN A GAME OF VOLLEYBALL

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Co-Anchor: SEN. RAMON BONG REVILLA JR. INTRODUCES A SENATE BIL ABOUT A
'NO HOMEWORK POLICY'

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Anchor: FIND A CHEAPER WAY TO CRY: ONIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES COSTS WAY
TOO HIGH??!!

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Anchor: We will be back after a short skit

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Awra - Deara
Vice Ganda - Jaren

VG: Break time!

Both: Boys, gusto niyo ng spaghetti?
VG: Are you competing with me?
Awra: Are you threatened?
VG: Bring it on!
Awra: My spaghetti has sauce made with freshly picked tomatoes from the high mountains of
Italy. What about yours?
VG: My spaghetti has banana ketchup with anti-oxidants, antihistamine, anti-inflammotory,
antibiotic with glutathione, and silymarin extract and gingo biloba-e!
: But wait there's more!
*claps hands
VG: Chicken lollipops made with bouncy fresh spring chicken, deep fried in olive oil.
Awra: Is that all you have? Chicken lollipops?!?! Like, what the heck? I have some dessert that I
concucted.
VG: Concucted??
Awra: Oh, yes! It's coconut cream with glutinous rice balls and fresh ripe jackfruit.
VG: Etsyosera, Eh ginataang bilo-bilo lang toh noh! Pinapakain kapag mahal na araw sa pabasa!

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Anchor: We're back, VIRUS BREAKS OUT FROM CHINA! WORLD GETS AFFECTED BY
IT? In a move that some critics say should have happened 1 week ago,the World Health
Organization (WHO) has declared the outbreak of a novel coronavirus in China a global health
emergency. Coming to you, Ayessa Mae reporting from the World Health Organization.

Aye: Thank you, Jaren. I'm here with Dr. Skye Valdez.
: Dr. Skye Valdez, how worse is the situation?

Pat: It has become progressively worse. The new disease was initially reported in China on
December 31, 2019, and it has now spread to 18 nations; 7834 individuals have been affected,
with 170 of them dying.

Aye: What is the main reason for the declaration of this outbreak?

Pat: The cause of this outbreak is not what is happening in China, but rather what is happening in
other nations. Our greatest worry is that the virus may move to nations with poorer health
systems that are unprepared to cope with it. This statement does not represent a vote of no
confidence in China. On the contrary, WHO is confident in China's ability to contain the
outbreak.

Aye: There you have it folks! Stay safe! This is your correspondent, Ayessa Paguirigan. OUR
BUSINESS, YOUR NEWS.

Jaren: Thank you, Ayessa that's tragic. People should be careful! We will be back after a short
break.

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casts:
Rhain
Andrei
Harvie
Ara
Aye

Rhain: Yow pare, let's go to BGC for starbs!

Andrei: Sure paree, I'll just get my wallet

Harvie: Yow mga paree so what's the catch right now?

Andrei&Rhain: Paree where you galing? you amoy like calamansi paree

Rhain: Did you also go for a run paree? Your armpits are basa paree

Aye&Ara: I-CLOSE NAMAN ANG ARMS UY

Harview: DEEINS naman pare, it's so init kasi there sa Plaza also I smell fresh naman broo

Rhain: Paree you don't have to deny it here I got some Rexona, Rexona Underarm Roll-On acts
on underarm sweat where bacteria thrive, to keep you smelling clean and protected from odor all
day! It has SWEATGUARD technology which prevents odor from sweat + bacteria. It also
comes with sachets!

Harvie: Yow thankyou pare now I feel and amoy fresh, now my underarns are not smelling and
sweating.

Andrei: SMELL FRESH, FEEL FRESH BUY REXONA available at any stores! YAHOOOO!

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Co-Anchor: We return, knocking it out from the park! CREAMLINE DESTROYS

CHOCOMUCHO IN A GAME OF VOLLEYBALL? Reporting from the stadium, we have
Cassandra Carag.

Ara: Thank you, Deara. On Saturday, July 23, the Creamline Cool Smashers swept the limping
sister team Choco Mucho Flying Titans in the 2022 Premier Volleyball League (PVL)
Invitational Conference with scores of 25-22, 25-14, and 25-22.

Tots Carlos demonstrated her MVP form with a conference-high 25 points on 23 attacks, 1
block, and 1 ace in just three sets, and Jia de Guzman for the 3-1 Cool Smashers exploded with
26 strong sets, also a conference-high.

While only scoring 9, Alyssa Valdez more than made up for it with 15 superb digs and 12 superb
catches, and Jema Galanza added 10 points.

Choco Mucho launched its effort at a comeback with a 5-0 run to open the third set after
suffering a crushing defeat of 14-25 in the previous one.

: We have here a volleyball fan, here to comment about the game.

Nash: Well-fought, and Creamline truly dominated Chocomucho. Chocomucho is really a strong
team but, Creamline dominated the game! WELL-PLAYED WOOOO!

Ara: What a comment! A true volleyball fan! This is, Cassandra Carag for the sports update,
OUR BUSINESS, YOUR NEWS.

Co-Anchor: And this wraps up our sport news. Up next, ONIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES
COSTS WAY TOO HIGH??? FIND A CHEAPER WAY TO CRY. In other countries, onions
are affordable and cheaper, whilst in the Philippines, 1 KILO is equivalent to 700 pesos??
WHAT? Reporting from the plasa we have here Elmark Garcia.

EJ: Hello, everyone. I have here ate Drea, a tindera here and e fellow citizen. Ate, what causes
the onions to cost way too high?

Tindera: Good gracious, it's probably because of the shortage of onion supply and the pests in
our farms, I think that they are the ones benefiting from what we sell. We don't have a choice but
to raise the price of onions because if we lower it, we would have no gain from what we sell, and
we’ll have no profit then.

EJ: As you can see Jaren and Deara, even our shopkeepers are having a difficult time with the
inflation of onions as they too are paying high to buy these.

EJ: The inflation rate in January, increased by 0.6%

The inflation rate in the Philippines increased from 8.1% to 8.7% between January and February.

Our President Bong Bong Marcos, according to an interview, expects a decrease in inflation or
an increase in the general price level of goods and services in an economy in April or June.
According to an interview, the government continues to work on solutions to lower the inflation
rate in the country and the president sees progress in reducing inflation due to the decrease in the
price of petroleum and some agricultural products.

Along with this interview, the Philippine Statistics Authority released the inflation rate for the
month of January 2023 which was 8.7% higher compared to the rate in December 2022 which
reached 8.1%. Back in the studio, this is Elmark Garcia reporting for Eu-nice.

Anchor: Thank you, EJ Garcia. We will be back after a short break!

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Anchor: Reporting back, A “No Homework” policy was filed by Senator Ramon Bong Revilla
Jr. for the elementary and Junior High departments saying that homework decreases students’
productivity with leads to dropouts and lower grades. We have Maryjane Balubal reporting.

MJ: The "No Homework Act of 2023," or Senate Bill No. 1792 implements a none mandatory
take-home assignments during the weekends and are only allowed during the weekdays and it
should be a minimum of at least one hour to finish. Revilla said that homework takes the
students’ time to bond with their families.

MJ: Sen. Revilla said in this explanatory note that more homework tends to give students anxiety
that leads to low motivation in doing school work and that the extra time that they should have
gives the kids a chance to unwind and improves their thinking skills.

MJ: This is Maryjane Balubal reporting. OUR BUSINESS, YOUR NEWS!

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Anchor: For the recap of today's news

Co-Anchor: VIRUS BREAKS OUT FROM CHINA

Anchor: CREAMLINE DOMINATES CHOCOMUCHO IN A GAME OF VOLLEYBALL

Co-Anchor: SEN. RAMON BONG REVILLA JR. INTRODUCES A SENATE BIL ABOUT A
'NO HOMEWORK POLICY
Anchor: ONIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES COSTS WAY TOO HIGH

Anchor: This has been, Jaren Narag

Co-Anchor: And this is, Deara Guzman.

Anchor: I'll see you again the next time for more unbiased news. OUTRAGE

Co-Anchor: News in every case. OUTRAGE

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Adobo

Oil

Onion (optional)

Pork

Salt&pepper

6-8 tbsp Soy sauce

1 tbsp oyster sauce (optional)

Sugar (optional)

Water

3 tbsp vinegar
Vegetable Stock

•Roughly chop:
Onions
Carrots
Celery stalks

•2-3 tbsp olive oil

•Add:
Onions
Celery
Garlic cloves

•Cook for 5-7 min stir frequently

•Add:
Carrots
Celery leaves
Parsley
Thyme
Pepper
Bay leaves

•12 cups of water (2.8L)

•Salt
•Bring to a boil
•Reduce the heat to low and simmer for 1.5-2 hrs
•remove the vegetables
•strain

-done