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T H E DEAR DE PARTED
T H E MAS TER OF T H E H O U SE
T H E FI FTH C O MMAND M ENT
FAN CY FREE
P H I PP S
D RAMAT I CC
RIT I C
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R O S ME R S H O LM
T HE RE T U R N OF PE T E R PAN
MR . M AU G H AM S ’ ‘
S MIT H
LIT T LE HANS ANDERSEN
E SSAYS AND S K E T C
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MR . O V ENS
O UT O F T HE SEAS O N
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HAWT H O RN L O D G E
viii W O R K S O F S T AN LE Y
ANN I V ERSARI ES
HAN O VER H O U SE
T H E T EASH O P
AN D O LD LETTERS
H O U GHT ON
PAG E
SHORT S T OR I E S
T H E DYING LIE
T H E TIM E O F H IS LI FE
G REY
RE V OLT OF M R . REDD Y
A NOVE L ( u nfin i s h e d)
LI FE
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T H E NE
c ou n try t own
It i s a la t e a u t u m n e en i n g c h i lly
.
T h e s t age r e pr e s e n ts a n o ld fa s h i on e d r oom
w i th w o od en b e am s acr o ss t h e c e i li n g a n d w a lls h a lf
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p a n e lle d .
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In t h e m i ddle of t h e b ack w a ll i s a large
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, g .
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N e ar e s t t h e s p ect a t or on hi s left i s a d oor lea di ng t o
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t h e ot h e r par t of t h e h ou s e a n d fa rt h e r a w a y a lar e ,
y fi r ep la c e
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an d r oom In t h e b ack t o t h e r i gh t of t h e
.
,
w i n dow i s a d oor op e n i n
, i n t o a s m a ll h a ll Fr om .
t h i s h a ll t h e o u t er d oor w h i ch i s i s i ble op en s on t o t h e
, ,
s t re e t .
In t h e h a ll i s a h at s t an d w i th a coa t a cou p le of
-
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h a ts an d a n u m b r e lla
, An old fa s h i on e d b u re a u on
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t o t h e r i h t of t h e s p ect a t or a lar e d r es s er s i d e b oar d -
,
b e ari n s om e o ld b lu e a n d w h i t e p ot t e ry
a n arm ch a i r
B y t h e fi re
an ot h er ch ai r a n d a s m a ll t a b le co er e d
,
.
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,
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w i t h p ap ers b ook s p en a n d i n k
, , In t h e c en t r e of
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t h e s t ag e a lar e o al d i n i n g t a b le c o e r e d w i th a r een -
,
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la i d . T h e r e are a p i e ce of c h e e s e a c ott age loaf b u tt e r , , ,
a kn ife a n d a s p o on a pla t e a g la s s ju
, , of w at e r an d , ,
6 T H E O LD TE S TA ME N T AND T H E NE W
W
. .
s cen e engra i ng s of L v
c omfort a b le an d w e ll u s e d T h e pi ctu re s are h u n t i ng
,
v ,
p i ece . A li g h t e d o i l la mp i s o n t h e s i d eb oar d
- an d ,
i n t o t h e h al l .
w i th a s li gh t s t oop
CHR I ST OP HER i s a
p ow e rfu lly b u i lt m an of ra t h e r u n der a erage h e igh t
H i s face i s r e s o lu t e a n d w ell li n e d
.
.
v ,
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H i s h a i r h as b e en s an dy b r ow n b u t i s n ow n ear ly i r on ,
grey H e looks m or e th an h i s a e w h i ch i s a b ou t
.
,
s i x ty t h ree
-
H e i s s ob erly d ress e d i n a ra th er o ld
.
fas hi on ed s u i t .
t h ough n ot r
s t on g , b e ars a s ad e xp ress i on . S he is
i
a b ou t s xt ,
y b u t looks m ore .
T O PH E R .
MARTHA . Yo u
’
re look i ng w orr i ed , C hr i stopher .
What s am i s s ’
CHR I S E h .
W
. .
,
W
understand them altogether .
b e here s oon .
CHR I S Ay a y so he will It s pa st n i ne H e ll
.
, , .
’
.
’
b e a b le to aid me likely , .
’ ’
Bear in mind he s comin all the way from
N ottin gham .
so untidy .
MAR T HA A s y o u please
. .
S teward .
’
that S a ll .
8 T H E O LD TE S T A ME N T AND T H E NE W
CHR I S ( goes t o b u reau t o cons u lt a fi le of papers ) Ay
.
.
,
J acob Bowers .
again .
MARTHA Ay D i d you
v
. .
—
.
. ,
’
0
’
money but he , s a chapel ’
member and we e
no other u se for o u r money n o w .
t a lk Of that .
h i s t a b le an d app li es h i ms e lf t o hi s w ork .
A s ligh t pau s e ) .
CHRI S Marth a
. We 11 not speak o f that neither
’
, .
( A lo n g pa u s e MARTHA da b s h er eyes w i th
.
MARTHA . T hat ’
11 b e E dward .
(S h e h u rr i es t o t h e
d o or .
)
CHRI S ( look i ng u p ) Ay ( H e r e s u m e s h i s w ork )
. . . .
t h en open s t h e ou t e r d o or ) .
( E D WARD i n c oa t a n d h at c om e s i n t o t h e h a ll .
H e i s a n ea s y c omfort a b le look i ng m an of ,
-
a b ou t t w en ty eigh t i n cli n ed t o s t ou tn es s -
, ,
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w i t h a g ood n a tu re d w ea k an d ra t h e r re d -
, ,
W
.
a b ou t t o ki ss h i m ) N O wa i t a b it My coat s .
, .
’
wet It s raining ( H e h an gs h i s c oa t on a
.
’
.
h ook i n t h e h a ll ) N o w then . .
’
coat s e t and it i s that it mus t n t st a y here
, ,
’
.
W
. .
( H e e n t e rs r oo m fo llow e d b y M AR T HA ) .
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with his b ooks and papers and what not all over -
g
CHRI S ( r i s i ng ) N O
. Martha stop your chattering
.
, , .
v
E D WARD Yes But I m only here for to night
g
’
-
. . .
v
and trade s so b ad n o w I can t waste ’
o f late
’
,
i rk ch e s t e r t o morrow -
.
10 T H E O LD TE S TAME N T AND T H E NE W
( M ARTHA p u t s c o a t t o d ry on c h a i r by re a n d
fi
g oes ou t i n t o t h e k i tch en ) .
s upper wa i t i ng for ye
‘
H ave ye no luggage 3 .
night .
( E n t er MARTHA ) .
CHR I S E h no
. It went clean o u t o f my head
,
.
body i n water .
MAR T HA N o
.
.
’
v .
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MAR T HA It s ve r y good o f you to come and stay
.
’
E D W ARD O h a y— I did
. .
mother haven t I
’
’
-
’
v ,
.
— —
E D WARD VVe ll I e I e not I e not —
MARTHA A nd yo u d still marry her if she came
.
’
vv v’
’
.
’
.
b ack
( E D W ARD gr i m aces t o h i mse lf an d s cra tch es
hi s h e a d ) .
Yo u would
E D WARD T here s n o t m u ch fear o f her com i ng
.
’
b ack n o w .
that .
v
.
b ott le of B ass ) .
.
,
door !
CHRI S N O ; I e left it on the latch T here s
.
MARTHA ( w h o i s ju s t g o i ng ou t ) E h ! In your o ld .
v
.
, ,
E D WARD I 11 go up then
.
’
.
down .
E D WARD (n odd i ng ) M .
’
.
—
,
T hat s all
’
.
v
.
,
y o u ,
E D WARD Ah .
( H e s t an ds th i n k i ng p erp lexed ) , .
( E n t er MARTHA w i th a b as i n of s ou p ) .
( E x i t qu i ckly ) .
keep hot ( S h e p u ts s ou p on th e s u pp er t ab le )
.
-
.
s tand .
b u re a u ) .
v
. .
night .
John
MAR T HA Ye s I m so glad we re in the Ne w
. .
’ ’
T estament aga i n
’
I wish yo u would n t re ad t h e
.
O ld C hri stopher
,
.
CHR I S E h
. Why n o t
MARTHA It s n ot charitab le God w a s so cru el i n
.
’
.
i n t h e B i b le H e i s s eat e d b eh i n d th e
.
t a b le ) .
( S u dden ly t h e door fr om t h e h a l l i s qu i et ly
,
v
op en e d a n d MAR Y s i d les i n u n h ear d S he
i s an a tt ract i e look i n g du s k y gi rl w i th a -
, ,
.
,
T H E O LD TE S T AME N T AND T H E NE W
v
16
i n i t, b u t i s a b b y O e r i t s h e w e ars
n ow s h .
a loos e b lack r a i n cl oa k
v A s ligh t w ra p i s -
.
t h r own o er h er h e a d an d s h ou lders S he .
s t ar ts an d r i s es s low ly s t opp i n g b eh i n d t h e
v
,
men t t ow ards h i m H e p u t s u p h i s h a n d an d s h e
.
s t op s
girl
.
)
MARTHA ( h ear i ng t h e o i ce an d r i s i ng ) Mary ! My v .
MARY CHR I S s t ap s h er )
. . .
t h e s i de of t h e t ab le a w a y fr om MAR Y ) .
v
.
.
,
MAR Y F ather !
.
MAR Y Ye s
. .
CHR I S A re ye m a rr i ed
.
MAR Y ( i n a w h i sp er ) N o . .
. .
MAR Y Ye s
. .
d oes n ot sp e a k ) .
MAR Y F ather !
.
T H E O LD TE S TA ME N T AND T H E NE W 17
MARY H e —h e is dead
. .
CHRI S D ead
.
Well
’
v .
MAR T HA O h— father .
CHR I S ( t o MARTHA ) T ch ah
.
( T o M AR.Y ) Well .
a t t h e t ab le
) But we were . wrong S he w a s b ad .
v
,
for ever .
h an d on h er h ea d t o c omfort h er ) .
V OL III
. . B
18 T H E OLD T E S T AME NT AND T H E NE W
me alone .
CHRI S H ad ye a n y ch i ldren
.
MARY No . .
CHRI S Fo r th at be thankful
.
, .
CHRI S Ah .
( A pause ) H ave ye anything more to .
say
v
MARY O nly th i s T h e money he left me i s all done
.
B u t I can t
.
CHR I S Ah !
v
.
’
ch ance only o n e I e done no wrong perhaps
, .
bad
MARTHA F ather—mercy
.
g
CHR I S S he made her cho i ce to leave u s three year s
.
a o .
i
! i f sh e came back can forg i ve her—E dwa rd ll . H e
’
T O PH E R )
you father , .
my roof .
to say .
CHR I S Ye s
. .
and then we 11 s e e ’
.
f daze d )
s t a n ds h a l -
.
MARTHA E d w ard ! .
T H E O LD TE S TA ME N T AND T H E NE W 21
CHRI S Ma rtha
. Well my lad ,
this .
CHR I S Ye won t
.
’
wh o h as b een an xi ou s ly a w a i ti ng E D W ARD S
’
r ega i n s c ont r ol of h i m s e lf ) .
CHRI S Ah
. H e can t marry her I don t a sk ’
.
’
rea son s
E D WARD But I mu st—I mu st tell you why
. .
in N ottingham la s t week .
’
v
.
.
.
.
,
CHRI S I think so
. .
a long p au s e ) .
at MAR Y ) .
MARY I m to go
.
’
( CHRI S b ows hi s h ea d ) . .
’
y o u better Mother s right w hen sh e s a y s you
W
.
o w n to b e forgiven .
g
CHRI S T h e j udgment w a s taken o u t of my ha nd s
. .
my hands .
( MAR Y op en s t h e d oor )
v
.
M ARY ) .
. v
MARY I e a right to ki ss her good bye
’
v
. .
ch a i r b y fire ) .
t o MARTHA ) .
( M AR Y g oe s o u t a n d c los e s t h e d o or CHR I S . .
i n h er ch a i r ) .
( H e b ow s h i s h e a d o n hi s ar m s T h e ou t e r d o or .
cl os e s ) ( Ra i s i ng hi s h e a d an d c on tr olli ng hi ms e lf )
. .
John s Gospel ’
.
T he C U R T A I N falls .
T H E DE D E P AR T E D
T H E DE AR D EP A RT E D
a n a rm ch a i r b i I h m i d d e a ll fac i ng
y t n t e .l o f t h e w
t h e s pect a t or i s t h e d oor i n t o t h e p a s sag e T o t h e left .
r igh t a s i de b oar d In t h e m i dd le of t h e r o om i s t h e
.
t a ble w i th ch a i rs r ou n d i t Or n a m e n t s a n d a ch eap
W
.
,
k e tt le . B y t h e s i d e b oa rd a pa i r of ga u dy n ew carp e t
s li pp e rs T h e t a b le i s par t ly la i d for t e a an d t h e
v
.
,
g
d oor t a k e s you t o t h e fr on t d o or
In t h e p a s sa e a h a t s t an d i s i s i b le -
v
t o t h e r i g h t u ps t a i rs , .
v
.
t h e t a ble . v
h en t h e cu rt a i n r i ses M RS S LATER i s s ee n layi ng
S h e i s a i g or ou s p lu mp re d faced u lga r ,
.
,
-
g
w om a n pr ep ar e d t o d o a n y a m ou n t of s t ra igh t t alki ng
,
m ou rn i n g S h e li s t en s a m om e n t a n d t h en goes t o
.
hear C om e i n w i ll you ,
30 T HE DE AR DEPAR T ED
W
.
, ,
find y o u i n colours .
a b lack t a i l c oa t g r ey t r ou s e rs a b lack t i e
, , ,
p arce l ) .
goes ou t ) .
’
best we can do till o u r n e w b lack s ready and ,
W
.
s h e p u t s on a d i s h on t h e t a ble ) .
S later
H ENRY I w a s referring to your father n o t to you
.
, .
n e w pair .
’
v ’ ’
32 T H E DE AR DEP AR TED
h is bedroom Yo u k now I alway s w anted to .
’
o u re dividing things up
y .
well .
v
. .
’
b eth could have that and welcome I e alway s .
Of f H enry
, we 11 change it ’
.
r e app e ars ) .
the way .
( VI C T O R I A appears d res se d a cc or d i ng t o h er ,
m oth e r s i n s tr u cti on s )
’
.
T HE DE A R DEPA RTE D 33
( M RS S LATER h u rr i es u p s t a i rs an d H ENRY
.
,
father
HENRY Mother and me is going to bring gran d
.
’
father s b ureau do w n here .
VI C T his morn i ng
.
HE NRY Yes . .
VI C Ah
. H e w a s dru nk thi s morning .
now .
) h er ar m .
( T h e y carr y t h e c h es t o f d r aw e r s t h r ou g h t h e
d o orw ay ) .
( A f t er a s h or t pa u se t h e r e i s a s h arp k n oc k a t
t h e fr on t d oor ) .
VO L . III .
34 T H E DE A R DEPA R TED
M RS S (fr om u ps ta i rs )
. . . V ictoria i f that s yo u r
,
’
au n t
and uncle you re n o t to O pen the door
’
.
VI C Mother i t s them
.
,
’
away ( T h e re i s a h ea y b u mp i ng n o i s e ) Mind v .
v
.
t h e ch es t of d r a w e rs w as a n d s t ra i gh t en t h e ,
o rn a m en t s e t c T h e kn ock i ng i s r ep e a te d )
, . .
h elp s h i m ) .
mourn i ng ( T h r ow i ng h i m T i t
. T a k e this
‘
T ry an d look a s if we d bee n
’
a n d s i t down .
wa i t i ng for them .
left of t a b le T h ey r e ad os t en t a t i ou s ly
. VI C .
T O R I A u sh ers i n B E N an d M RS J O RDAN
v
. .
a n i mp a s s i e fac e a n d an i rr i t at i ng ai r of
b e i ng a lw ays ri gh t S h e i s w ear i ng a c om
.
p let e a n d d ead ly ou tfi t of n ew m ou rn i ng
cr ow n ed b y a gr e at b lack h at w i th p lu mes
v
.
B E N i s a ls o i n c omp let e n e w m ou rn i ng ,
w i th black g lo es an d a b a n d r ou n d h i s h at .
36 T H E DE A R DEPA R TED
M RS J. . F or myself i t s such a rel i ef to get
NO !
’
once
M RS S O f course I d i d D O you take me for a
. . .
h e w as out .
B EN You
. should have gone for another . Eh ,
E li z a
M RS J O h yes It s a fatal mistake
. . .
’
.
an d P ringle
hall attend him when he s dead ’
s .
v
’
to be gone .
w ater .
( H e la ug hs b u t n o on e e lse d oes ) , .
g
M RS J ( pa i n ed ) Ben
. .
( B E N i s cru s h ed at on ce )
. .
’
O Bells afterwards
-
fo r he came in as merry a s ,
D inner
’
to start dinner he says I do n t ,
’
,
BE N ( s h a ki ng h i s h e a d ) A h D ear dear .
, .
s t an ds on t h e h ear th rug ) .
HENRY N O H e said
. . H enry would y o u m i nd , ,
g
MRS J H e must have b een wanderin g
. . .
( c orr e ct i n g h e r s e f)
l o n the chest Of drawer s and
went to waken him ( A pau s e ) H e w a s qu ite . .
cold .
ran upstairs .
38 T H E DE AR DEPAR TED
M RS S O f course we could do noth ing
. .
.
M RS J H e was gone
. .
( A pa u se ; t h ey w i pe t h e i r e yes a n d s n ijf b ac k
t ears .
)
M RS S ( r i s i ng b r i s k ly
. . at lengt h in a b us i n es s li ke
t on e ) Well will you go up and look at h i m n o w
.
, ,
v
. . ,
B EN I m not particular
’
. .
( M RS S LATER p u t
. s t h e k e t t le on t h e fir e a n d g e ts
t ea rea dy ) .
put
M RS S At the res i dence o f h is dau ghter 23 5 Upper
C
. .
,
o rn b a n k S treet etc , .
day after .
o r not .
W
g e ts th e pap er an d r e a ds )
D espised
Bu t t h e
an d fo r g
o t t en b y some you m ay b e
spo t t hat c on t ains you is sa c red t o we
,
.
’
M RS J N O that 11 never do
. . e want a ver s e
,
’
.
v
,
good lot .
in his room .
sort .
to o u r Jimmy
M RS S P romised your Jimmy ! I never he ard o f
. .
that .
T O R I A
.
m p fr m
’
h
ve s ofa a n d c omes
.
( j u s u p o t
b eh i n d t h e t a b le ) .
W
M RS S H e went o u t
. . .
B EN T h e Ring O Bells
’
- -
.
’
M RS S T hat public hous e that J ohn S h o rro ck s
. .
-
O h if he ha sn t paid i t
,
’
Overdue
M RS S I should th i nk it w as overdue
. . .
a w arn in g I kn ow i t he s n o t paid i t ,
’ ’
.
B EN T h e drunk en o ld beggar
. .
’
It s nothing short Of swindling .
he ha s n t ’
.
VI C .
( t i m i d ly) In grandpa s room .
’
MRS S Yes
. . .
hurt y o u .
( VI C T O R I A g o e s o u t r e lu ct a n t ly
b ureau .
B EN In where . In this th in g ( H e r i s es a n d
e xa m i n es i t ) .
an auction
HENRY E h . Where did I b u y it Ameli a 3 ,
‘
M RS S Yes at an auction
. .
, .
v
.
Old master s .
( VI C T O R I A r e t u r n s er y s care d S h e c l os es t,
h e .
d o or aft er h er ) .
VI C Mothe r ! Mothe r !
.
MRS S Wh at is it child
. .
,
VI C Grandpa S getting up
.
’
.
BE N What .
VI C Grandpa s getting up
.
’
.
grandpa s dead ’
42 T H E DE A R DEP AR TED
VI C N o no
.
, he ’
getting up I s aw him
s . .
( T h e
y a re t ra n sfi xe d w i t h a m a zem en t ; B EN
a n d M RS J O RDAN left of t a b le VI C T O R IA
.
Amelia .
v
g
h e ard ou t s i de T h e d oor op ens re e al i ng
.
,
a n o ld m a n cla d i n a fa d ed b u t a y d r e s s i ng
t h ough o e r s e en ty h e i s vv
g ow n H e i s i n h i s s t ock i nged feet Al
ig or ou s an d w e l l v .
vv
c olou r e d hi s b r igh t m a li c i ou s e yes tw i n k le ,
W
u n der h i s h ea y redd i s h grey eyeb r ows ,
-
.
H e i s o b i ou s ly e i th e r gran dfa th e r A B EL
MERRYW EATHER or else h i s gh os t ) .
( A B EL t h r u s t s h i s h a n d a t B EN w h o s k i p s b a ck ,
s m art l
y a n d r e tr e a ts w i t h M RS J O RDAN t o .
i s that y o u ( S h e p ok es h i m w i th h er h an d t o
s ee if h e i s s o li d ) .
v
. .
V ictoria
.
.
v vi w h s per ) H . old your tongue ,
A B EL E h
’
Wh at s that 2 Who s gone de ad
.
’ ‘
your head .
b etter .
M RS S ( t o M RS J ) H e s s o fond Of V i ctor i a
. . .
’
.
M RS J ( t o M RS
. Ye s he s fond Of o u r J immy
. .
’
,
t oo .
M RS S You
. better a sk him i f he prom i sed your
.
’
d
Jimmy his gold watch .
feel equal to it .
’
Who s gone dead It S some o n e in the family ’
.
( H e ch u c k l es ) .
Ben s ’
.
M RS S H i s brother
. . .
AB EL D ear dear
. A nd what was his name Ben 7
, .
,
‘
B E N ( a t a loss ) E r— s r ( H e cr os ses t o fr on t of t ab le )
. . .
M RS S ( R of t a b le pr ompt i ng ) F rederick
. . .
, . .
M RS J ( L of t a b le pr ompt i ng ) A lb ert
. . .
, . .
B EN E r— F red —A lb—Isaac
. .
d ie
B EN . In — e r—i n A ustralia .
B EN Yes five ye a r
.
, .
T H E DE A R DEPA RTE D 45
B EN O h yes
. .
M RS S an d M RS J N o no
.
v
. . . .
,
B EN N o o f course not
.
, ( H e r e t i res t o t h e left ) . .
be j olly .
( AB EL s i ts a t th e h ea d of th e t a b le fac i ng s pec ,
t a t or B E N an d M RS J O RDAN on t h e left
. . .
VI C T O RI A b ri ngs a ch a i r an d s i ts b y A B EL .
A B EL T hank yo u
. I 11 make a start ( H e h elp s
.
’
.
h i ms e lft o b rea d an d b u tt er )
( H ENRY s er es t h e t ongu e an d M RS S LATER v
p ou rs ou t t ea On ly A B EL cats w i th an y
.
vv
.
h ear t i n ess ) .
A B EL N othing s erious
. I ve been ly in g down for .
’
a bit
v
.
A B EL N O I e n o t been to s leep
.
,
’
.
MRS S an d H ENR Y O h
. . .
o r foot .
mu s tard ) .
the room 9
A B EL ( s cra tch i ng hi s h ead ) N o w let me think .
WW
. .
, .
press him .
m y b ureau o u t Of my b edroom 9
( H ENR Y a n d M RS S LATER are s p ech les s )
e . .
M RS J ( p o i n t i ng t o th e b u reau )
. . a s i t that o n e .
,
father 9
A B EL Ah that s it What S it do i ng here 9 E h 9 ’ ’
.
,
v
.
si x E ery on e look s a t i t ) . .
g
dev i l s b een going o n in this house 9
’
( A s li h t p au s e ) .
B EN Well I ll be hanged
’
. .
,
rob b ery .
M RS S Be quiet E lizabeth
. .
, .
W
. .
.
,
o w n mind .
A B EL ( ri s i ng ) ( T h u mp i ng t h e t ab le ) D amn it all
. .
,
v
.
. .
,
I sa y .
MRS J Yo u
. . .
( A pa u s e A B EL g a z e s r ou n d at t h em ) . .
AB EL O ho
’ ’
. S O that s w h y y o u re all in b lack
to day Yo u thought I w a s dead ( H e ch u ck les )
-
. . .
t ea ) .
account .
’
s uppose y o u thought the will wasn t fair .
o n me .
t h e t ea ) .
v
. .
s tr ike y o u 9
comfortable .
was with yo u .
to d a y .
T H E DE A R DE PAR TED 49
g
MRS S A ll I can say i s that E lizab eth s changed
. .
’
us was ab out 9
MRS J Amelia don t be a fool s it down
. .
,
’
.
v
,
me
.
I m sorry for it
’
.
v
.
MRS S an d M RS J N O no grandfather
. . . .
, , .
’
you don t want me I ll go to s ome o n e that ’
does .
v
.
, .
,
vv
.
’
next I e o t to do three things I e got to ’
.
B E N a n d H ENR Y What .
M RS J Get marr i ed
. .
M RS S H e s out o f h i s s enses
. .
’
.
( G en e ra l c on s tern at i on ) .
M RS S Who to 9
. .
v
A B EL T O Mrs John S h o rro c k s who keep s the Rin g O
’
-
. .
.
’
Bells We e had it fixed up a good while now ,
Bells o n Monday .
( H e g oes ou t ) .
T he C U R T A I N fa lls .
W
CHARA CTER S
MR OVENS
. .
FRED OVENS ( h i s S on ) .
D R J ELLIC OE
. .
T he
t h e longer
’
s
T h e left h an d w al l i s
A w i n d ow w i th a dark bli n d i s n ear th e
.
.
-
.
s p ec t a t or a n d fart h e r a w a y i s
, t h e fi r ep lace In th e .
i s an armch a i r i t w ou ld b e fu l l i n t h e ligh t fr om t h e
g
w i n dow if th e b li n d w er e u p an d t h e s u n w er e s h i n i ng
i n t o th e r oom In th e m i dd le of th e r oom i s a b i
.
i n t h e r oom .
v
,
v
a man w h o w i th ou t an y a d an t age s of b i r th or as s i s t
g v
an c e offr i en ds h as c ar ed ou t hi s t w o or t h r e e h u n dr e d
a
y ear c om pe t en ce f or hi s o ld a e b y s e e r e e c o n om y
v
,
an d lu c ky s pecu la t i on i n s m al l t h i ngs .
g
It i s an au t u mn e en i ng T h e fire i s low an d th e
.
,
t o t h e s pect a t or
s e e hi s w h i t i s h g r e h a i r
.
a
v
MR O VE NS i s s i tt i ng i n t h e a rmch a i r w i th h i s b ack
H i s face i s n ot i s i b le b u t on e can
n d h i s b en t b ack E D I E
,
an d
y .
fi n i s h i ng a s u pp e r of b r e a d
M RS O VENS i s a h ard ig or ou s capa b le w oman of
.
,
a n
vd c h e e se a n d
,
c off e e
65
.
T H E MA S TE R OF T H E H O US E
vE I
56
th i rty fi -
e ; D E a r at h er p le asan t gi r l of t w en ty
t h r ee .
E D I E Won t .
’
he have any supper ! ( N add i ng at
M R O VENS ) . .
M RS O VE NS H e ! ( J e rk i ng h er h e a d t ow ard s MR
. . .
goes to bed .
up at Bank T o p 9
M RS 0 Ye s H e ( jerk of h ea d) u s ed to take all
. . .
for 9
M RS O (s m i l i ng mys t er i ou s ly) Ah aha
. . .
,
E D I E C an h e hear us 9
.
E D I E My word
. Go ing to cut F red o u t 9
MRS O ( c omp res s i ng h er li ps ) T hat I can t s ay
. . .
’
.
I have deserved i t 9
E D I E H e s been a lot of tro u ble to yo u the s e five
.
’
years .
v
. .
’
he S seventy one n o w H e 11 n o t last much -
.
’
( T h er e s a kn ock a t t h e fr on t door )
’
.
58 T H E MAS TE R OF T H E H OUS E
M RS . 0 . GO who i t is E die It s too e a rly
and se e , .
’
doctor ; he s n o t been to d ay ’
-
.
( E D I E g oes o u t M RS O V E NS r i.s es a n d g o es .
t o h e ar t h ) .
’
can t stop in bed ; you do nothing but sleep
down here .
( E D I E ru n s i n r a t h e r s c a r e d ) .
E D I E Annie it s F red
.
,
’
M RS 0 F red 9
. .
E D I E F red O vens H i s so n !
. .
v
.
,
-
si x, .
H e i s awk wa r d an d s u llen a lm os t b ru t i s h ,
b u t a ls o ra th e r a s tr i k i ng h an ds ome m an
v
,
i n a c lu msy w ay H e h as a m ou s tach e .
,
a n d w ea rs roug h c ou n t r c lo t h es e r s h a b b
y y y ,
i s r ou n d h i s n e ck an d h e carri es a cap ) , .
h e come s home .
M RS O T h i s i sn t your home
. .
’
.
futu re .
’
then there 11 be a fine ro w H e d never forgive
’
.
g
me for letting you come in here .
( E D I E r et u r n s w i t h a j u of b e e r a n d a g lass ) .
F RED A h ! .
to look after h i m .
M RS 0 B e S ha rp w i th that n o w an d clear o u t
. .
, , .
( S h e r i s es ) .
w a nt you to do for me .
M RS 0 “ T hat s that 9
. .
’
( F RED s m i les ) .
M RS 0 N ot a penny
F RED C ome —mother
v
. . .
. .
MR O VENS ) . .
M RS O ( gr i m ly s m i li ng ) I don t th i nk s o
. . .
’
.
p late a w ay ) .
v
. . . .
,
his will .
M RS O I b el i eve he d i d
. . .
v
.
a n d p u lls ou t hi s e mp t e rs p ock e t s ) T
’ ’
y t r o u s hat s .
v
MRS 0 Why don t you earn your l iving 9 ’
. .
F RED I e tried
.
’
.
think .
v
. .
F RED In S a lch e st e r
. .
unemployed 9
62 T H E MAS TE R OF T H E HOUSE
F RED Yes I e done a deal o f talking at them
.
,
v
. .
fo r H ave y o u done n o w 9
.
this house .
a good father to me
M RS 0 Yo u e been a good so n to h i m haven t
.
you 9
.
’
v .
,
’
W
I don t love you neither ’
v
.
,
M RS 0 A re you going 9
. .
M RS 0 N ot a farthing
. . .
g oes ou t ) .
com in g 9
M RS 0 S ome o n e to se e your father o n bu sin e ss
. . .
( E D I E reappears ) .
T H E MAS TE R OF T H E HO USE 63
fellow of a b ou t t w en ty s e en c om es i n b r i sk ly -
, .
H e i s t h e s on an d ju n i or par tn e r of o ld
S K R IM S H IRE MR O VENS s oli c i t or )
’
. .
,
’
to the Office my father thought he wouldn t ,
a c orn er of t h e t a b le a n d p u ts a ch a i r for MR , .
( H e s i t s ) T hank you . .
aren t yo u 9 ’
F RED Ye s s i r .
v
MR S I e not see n y ou about the v i ll age for a good
. .
FRED Ye s . .
MR S What a re yo u do in g n o w 9
. .
MR S Ah o u t o f work eh 9 I m sorry
. .
, ,
’
.
g
F RED H ave y o u come here to cut m e o u t o f h i s
.
v
.
MR S ( s h ruggi ng h i s s h ou lders an d ra i s i ng h i s e ye
.
. . .
,
’
band want s to s e e me alone doesn t he 9 ,
my father s will ’
.
M RS 0 Ye s he has
. .
, .
MR S ( pr ot es t i ng ) R eally
. . .
v
Mrs O ven s has told y o u I don t mind s ay i ng ’
.
,
y o u out as y o u call
, i t for all I k now O n the , .
p ock et ) .
ou t ) .
S k rim sh i re ,
’
you don t need to disturb yourself .
I m
’
going .
if I can find y o u a jo b
W
.
W
MR S You may b e a client Of ours some day
. . .
( E D I E s h ow s i n D R J ELL I C O E a j o l ly s tou t .
, ,
a t F RED b u t d oes n t kn ow h i m H e sp e a ks t o
’
.
,
do i ng here 9 ( i th ou t w a i ti ng for a n a ns w er ) .
did n t 9 ’
v
.
,
VO L . III .
66 T H E MAS TE R OF T H E HO US E
( D R J E LLIC
. O E t a k es a n ot h e r s t e p an d tu rn s ,
f ac i n g t h e s p e c t a t o r t o look M R O VENS i n
W
.
,
v
,
like thi s 9
’
( i t h o u t r e p ly i n g D R J ELL I C O E,t a k e s M R. .
h an d dr op aga i n on t h e kn e e H e p laces .
h i s h an d on th e h eart T h e n h e s tra i gh t en s .
u p a n d look s a t t h e ot h ers ) .
M RS 0 D octo r what is it 9
. .
,
v
. . . . .
v
.
,
w a i l a n d s i n ki n g i n t o t h e c h a i r left of t h e
,
t a b le b r e a k s i n t o a pa i nfu l s t orm of s ob s .
S h e q u i ck ly s u b s i des i n t o a gen t le r s u b du e d
w ee p i ng w i th h e r h ea d b u r i ed i n h er a r ms
, .
E D I E c omforts h er F RED s i ts d ow n on a .
ch a i r n e ar t h e d oor s tu n n e d MR S K RIM , . .
SH I RE gen t ly cr os s es an d looks a t MR O VE NS .
,
a n d s t a n ds b y t h e d oc t or ) .
MR S R eally
. . What an extraord i nary thing W i ll .
D on t b e long
’
.
( D R J ELL I C O E g o e s o.u t ) .
MR S ( g e n t ly t o F RED ) E r— M r O ven s
F RED ( r i s i n g ) S ir 9 ( C
. . . . .
om i ng t o t h e t a b le a n d s i t t i ng
.
v
. .
,
intended to supersede .
t i on ) .
I understand 9
F RED I know he divided everyth i ng between her
.
and me .
MR S T ha t was i t roughly
. . And noth i ng fa i rer
, .
v
, .
( E D I E c o m es i n w i t h a w h i t e s h eet S h e gen t ly .
. .
M RS O ( w i th a s ob ) Yes
. . . .
’
T hat is all I think I won t intru d e an y longer
, . .
d oor ) E r—
. perhaps you will look us up at the
Office in a day o r t w o Mr O vens We have acted , . .
( E D I E s h ows MR S K RIM S H IR E ou t ) . .
M RS 0 What s that !
. .
’
( E D I E r e t u rn s ) .
w i ll .
( M RS O VENS s i t s u p a n d s t ar es at h i m )
. .
g
( M RS O VENS r i s es t o h er fe et ) . .
’ ’
It s not me that s o t to clear o u t it s you ’
.
MRS 0 Me !
. .
MRS O I won t go
. .
’
.
MRS 0 Yo u would n t da r e
. .
’
.
70 T H E MAS TE R OF T H E H O US E
F RED
’
. here s nothin g I d lik e better
T
’
.
( M RS O VE N S h es i t a
.t es a s e c on d a n d t h e n b r eaks
d own ) .
a ga in ( App ea li ng t o h i m ) F red
. . .
your self o ff .
M RS O E d i e what am I to do 9
. .
,
if he means it .
F RED I d o me a n i t
. .
’
ha dn t stood there and cu rsed him a short while
ago .
’
her hu sb and s not yet cold
F RED ( s u llen ly) S he was for turning me o u t . .
do what y o u re do i ng ’
.
g
wife rememb e r , .
v
F RED T hat s why I m tu rn in g her o u t
’ ’
.
( olli n
S t r .
o u w h o s m a ster O f the ho u s e n o w
’
y .
T HE MA S TE R OF T HE HOUSE 71
MRS 0 T
’
. .h e re s no need to wa st e word s o n him ,
W
. .
v v
.
( M RS O VENS goes ou t ) . .
t o t h e fr on t of t h e t a b le an d s i ts on t h e e dge .
H e laughs q u i et ly ) .
v
. .
n ot t a ke a n y n ot i ce F RED s h i e rs aga i n ) I 11 go ’
. .
q u i ck ly) But I 11
’
come b ack fo r the night min d
v
.
,
g
yo u . You 11 n o t drive me away ( H e goes t o
’
.
t h e as an d t u rns i t ou t le a i ng t h e r o om i n p e rfect
v
,
da rkness H e gr op es h i s w ay t o t h e d oor
. H e re h e .
p a u se s ) I . e n o money ’
( H e t h i n k s T
) hey . .
g
always u s ed to k eep some money in the sideboard
drawer ( H e rapes h i s w ay t o t h e s i deb oard on
.
g v
t h e ext r eme r igh t an d s tu mb les ag a i n s t a ch a i r )
, .
w i n dow H e cr os s es t o t h e s i de b oa rd an d eas i ly
.
fin ds th e dra w er op en s i t an d s earch es T h er e i s
, , .
72 T H E MAS TE R OF T HE H OUSE
no m on ey t o b e fou n d H . e t a k es a c as h -
b ox an d
tu rn s t ow ar ds t h e w i n d ow w i th i t to exam n e i it
carefu lly As h e tu rn s h e c omes fu ll on th e s i len t
.
s h r ou de d i n w h i t e g h a s t ly i n t h e g lar e of t h e m oon
, .
( H e s i t s on t h e e dg e of t h e t a b le look i ng at t h e figu re
v
for a long s pace T h en h e s p e aks i n a low s t ra i n ed
o i ce )
.
a t me like that !
’
.
v
w hen I cursed y o u ( An ot h er pau s e h e s h u dd ers
.
a n d c o e rs h i s fac e w i t h h i s h a n ds )
.
’
v
. .
T he si tt i ng r oom of M RS M O U NTA I N S h ou s e i s a c os y
-
’
v
.
li tt le p lace ra th e r a b u nd a n t ly fu rn i s h ed w i th w e ll w orn
,
-
g
b u t w e ll p re s e r e d fu rn i t u re
-
M os t of t h e t hi ngs w e r e
.
b li n d s d ra w n i s faci ng t h e s pect a t or
, T h e fi r ep lace i s .
i n th e w al l on h i s r igh t t h e d o or i n t h e w a ll on h i s left
, .
i t h a s b e en pu lled ou t fr om t h e w a ll at a n a ng le t u rn ed ,
w i th i ts h e a d u p s t ag e a n d t ow ar ds t h e fi re place s o ,
g
armch a i r i s on t h e oth er s i de of th e h earth faci ng t h e ,
g
s ofa T h e t a b le n ot a b i di n i n g t a b le b u t a pre tty -
v
.
, ,
o ld fa s h i on ed g a t e le
-
t a b le h a s b e e n p u s h e d a li tt le
-
,
an d t h e s ofa . A ch a i r i s n e ar i t an d ot h e r ch a i rs an d
,
fu rn i tu re a re a b ou t t h e r oom A s m a ll t ab le s tan ds .
v
.
,
g
a re t h e gas es on e ac h s i d e of t h e fi re p lace
v
.
M RS M O U NTA I N a b i s t ou t flor i d w om an of o e r
.
, , ,
fif yt ,i s l y i n g on t h e s of a H er h a i.r i s er y f a i r n ow ,
t u rn i ng g r ey a n d s h e w e ars i t pufi e d ou t
'
, S he is .
y ou ng f o r h er E y
. e g la s s es a re o n h er n os e S h e h as .
v
tr i es t o b e n i ce w h i ch i s n ot often
, M RS M O U NTA I N
i s rea d i ng a n o el fr om a s u b u rb an c i rcu lat i ng li b rary
. .
77
.
78 T H E F I F TH C O M MAN DME NT
P r e s en t ly sh e clos es t h e b ook an d s tret ch e s
ya wn s an d
W
,
v
.
v
,
c u s h i on s a n d r i ng s a s m al l h a n db e ll w hi ch i s on t h e
,
v
. .
N ELL Y
.
. that your b ell I heard mother 9
as
it 9
M RS M Beh i nd t h e s o fa
. .
( N ELL Y p
N ELLY You e lost your place t o o
.
i ck
’
s
v
u p t h e n o el )
.
v .
, .
dear b u t yo u kn ow
,
’
sib le I d j ust finished when you rang I shall
v
. .
v
.
NELLY D O y o u feel i t 9
.
MRS M Ju st a little
. .
( S h e s h i er s ) . .
( N ELL Y t a k e s a s h a w l f r o m t h e b ac k of t h e a rm
ch ai r and arranges i t r ou n d M RS M O U N .
T A I N S s h ou lders T h en s h e k i sses h e r )
’
. .
T H E F I F TH C O M MANDME N T 79
v
.
. .
,
should do without yo u .
( N ELLY t ak es u p h er n o e l an d s i ts i n th e arm ,
c h a i r an d pr ep ar es t o rea d )
v
.
NELL Y C harles G a r i c e
.
M RS M O h i s i t ! I lik e G a r ic e H e s so
.
v .
’
v
. .
,
romantic Is i t good 9 .
part n o w .
M RS M I c a n t get o n w i th m i n e a t all I th in k
. .
’
.
W
.
’
. . , ,
v
,
W
my he ad a che .
v
.
MRS M . e ll i f you i n s i st
.
, You can finish it a fter .
’ ’
I e done with it can t you ! Besides I dare , ,
sa y B o b will be ro u nd soon .
g
MRS M I don t k n ow N elly ; he s eems to come a
. .
’
,
s o much t i me o n your ha n ds wh i le I m i ll
’
.
( M RS M O U NTA I N b egi ns t o re ad )
. .
( M RS M O U NTA I N t a k e s n o n ot i c e )
. .
to be m a rried .
80 T H E F I FTH C O MM ANDME N T
( M RS M O U NTA I N g oes on re ad i ng )
. .
M RS M E h 9 Wh at do you s ay dear 9
. .
,
v
. .
, ,
come wh a t m a y .
mother 9
M RS M D id yo u k now th a t Bo b t ak e s Glady s
. .
C arpenter to t h e theatre 9
NE LLY ( i n cre du lou s ly) Bob 9 ( S h e r i s es a n d s tan ds
.
b y th e fi re s o t h a t h er m ot h e r ca n t w a tch h er )
’
.
N ELL Y H o w do you k n ow 9
.
it s a m i stake
’
W
.
( N ELL Y g oe s ou t a n d M RS M O U NTA I N a rr an g es .
w i t h a s ligh t m ou s t ach e ) .
to d ay 9
M RS M ( wan ly) I m afraid I m n o t very well
. . .
’ ’
,
Bo b .
( S h e h olds ou t h er h an d li mp ly
) . H e s h a k es it .
B OB S orry to hear th a t
. T h e boss has given me a .
r e fu se them y o u b e t , .
( H e sh ows th e t i ck e ts ) .
NELLY H o w lovely
. A re they for the R oyal 9 .
’
B O B But they say it s very funny all the s ame
.
v
.
B O B What 9
.
B O B Wh y n o t 9
.
B O B Be h a nged to h e r n ight o u t 1
.
VO L . III .
82 T H E F I F TH C O MMAND ME N T
M RS M You kn o w B o b a servant will h ave h e r
. .
, ,
it .
like hav i ng o n e 9
M RS M Ye s you may well say that Bob T hat
. .
, , .
e xa ctl y 9
v
. .
,
—
deta i l s over aga i n but it 11 take s ome tim e I ’
,
’
a ssur e y o u and you e not too much to spare ,
tell yo u .
D oe s your he ad ache 9
84 T H E F I F TH C O MM ANDME N T
n ever forg ive yourself if yo u c am e b a ck an d found
me s ittin g dead in my chair .
Nelly .
b ack ) .
pipe .
B O B V ery w ell
.
( H e fi lls an d li gh ts hi s pi pe )
. .
M RS M H o w t i m e fl i es doesn t it 9
. .
,
’
B O B I know
. An d sh e s been ill ever s ince O ff and
.
’
,
the day .
B OB N O no
. I m e an why c an t we get marr i ed i n
, .
,
’
spite Of i t !
NELL Y B u t who would look after mother !
. C ould
sh e —could sh e come and liv e with u s 9
B O B ( de ci dedly) No
M RS M You e no need to say it like that Bob
. .
’
v
. .
, .
g
I m n o t the s ort O f person to push myself where
’
’
couldn t look after me if sh e were w i lling s eeing ,
’
v
it early on s o as not to clash w i th o n e another
,
vg
. . .
t i me o r other .
N ELL Y Bob
BOB (
.
an
T H E F I F TH
.
( H e w alks up an d dow n )
M RS M V ery well N elly s qu i t e at liberty to do
.
hy
.
,
C O MMA NDME N T
’
’
v
.
. W ,
fair to me e ither , .
M RS M Ah ! S o it s yourself y ou re th i nk i ng o f
. .
’ ’
B O B E h 9 ( H e s t op s i n s u rpr i s e )
. .
N ELL Y Mother !
.
’
know a mother s duty
N ELL Y Mother p leas e ! I can tru st B o b
’
. I don t
, .
M RS M What
. . When Mrs W i llett s S arah saw h im .
’
,
88 T HE F I F TH C O MMANDME N T
( M RS M O U NTA I N d oe s n t r e p ly )
.
’
.
N elly
W
.
s i ts u
p b r i s k ly a n d loo ks t ow ar ds t h e d oor , ,
M RS M
NELL Y
. .
H e s ays I
.
h at w a s to y o u 9
e got to let him kn ow to morrow
b y yo u r o w n feeling s Yo u mustn t th in k o f me
’
. .
’
I don t suppo se I shall be here to troubl e you
much longer .
( T h e fr on t d oor b e ll r i ngs ) -
.
s urely 9
a n d p e e p s t h r ough t h e b li n d i
) It loo k s rather l k e .
Mr S h o o sm it h
. .
T H E F I F TH C O MMANDME N T 89
M RS M ( w i th an i ma t i on ) Mr S h o o sm it h
. .
vv
. .
er er q u i ckl w hi p s t h e s h a w l fr om h e r
y y y , ,
s h ou ld e rs li k e l igh tn i ng ro lls i t u p an d , ,
h ers e lf i n t h e m an t e l g lass t ou ch es h er h ai r , ,
S h e r e arra ng es t h e cu s h i on s a n d aga i n t ak es
h er p lace on t h e s ofa b u t t h i s t i m e s h e s i ts ,
u p r a t h e r t h a n li es d ow n NELLY r et u rns .
w i th MR S H O O S M IT H a s t ou t rat h e r coa rs e
d ow n r igh t h ea lt h y m an offifty fi e )
MR S H O O S M IT H ( b re ezi ly) Good evening Mrs Moun
.
.
.
, ,
-
v .
.
,
ta i n ( H e ru b s h i s h an ds ) N ippy outs i de to
. .
wo rd .
M RS M T a ke the armchair Mr S h o o sm it h
. .
, . .
g
a note .
g
.
MR S A n urse
em
. .
M RS M .
( !
. N elly don t be s i ll y ,
’
.
her colour
N ELLY T hat s one o f the worst s ympto m s sh e could
’
.
v
,
afra i d it s good b y e ’
-
.
MR S H O O S M IT H t ake s i t an d th en ch anges
.
,
hi s m in d ) .
o f fifty I tak e it , .
M RS M O h Mr S h o o sm it h
. .
, .
M RS M ( h es i t at i ng ) Just
. . . .
MR S O f cours e
. . I k new N elly s gett i ng on fo r . .
’
th i rty .
W
.
M RS M Mr S h o o sm i t h ! ( S h e i s genu i n ely s ur
. . .
pr i s e d ) .
b ack i n h i s pock et )
M RS M But—d on t put i t b ack Mr S h o o sm it h
.
v
. . . .
,
MR S . .h y not 9
M RS M I e n o t re fus ed you
v
’
. . .
MR S I e n o t ask ed y o u Mrs Mo u n ta i n
’
M RS M 1—1 thought yo u d id
. . .
.
,
. . .
T H E F I F TH C O MMA NDME N T 93
MR S N O
. . You don t c atch m e m a rr ying a c o n
.
’
fi rm ed in valid .
g
MRS M But I m not a confirmed i nva lid
. .
’
.
’
you re confirmed enough to settle my ha sh I .
ment .
( M RS M O U NTA I N s o b s a n d
. r i ng s h er h a n db el l) .
MR S D o yo u want anyth in g 9
. .
h in t ( S h e s ob s ) I sa y I can tak e a h in t Bu t
v v
. . .
confirmed in val i d .
( N ELL Y c om es i n w i t h a le tt e r i n h er h an d ) .
MRS M Mr S h o o sm it h i s go in g N elly
. . .
, .
t h e p i ll a r b o x for me Mr S h o o sm it h 9
-
, .
94 T H E F I F TH C O MMANDMEN T
MR S . P leasure
.
( H e t a k es t h e le tt e r an d t u rn s t o
.
M RS M ( i gn or i ng h i s h an d ) Good b y e Mr S hoo
. . .
-
, .
g
s mith .
( M R S H O O S M IT.H a n d N ELL Y o ou t M RS . .
N elly .
v
. . .
c los es h er eyes ) .
v
.
t h en s t ops ) .
( M RS M O U NTA I N j u
. s t o p e n s h e r e
yes ) .
’ ’
and if he can t wait any longer h e d better break
Of f the engageme n t .
( M RS M O U NTA I N s t ares at h er )
. .
( N ELL Y s ee m s as if s h e i s g o i ng t o c on t i n u e ,
b u t s h e d oes n t s a y a n yt h i ng aft e r a ll ; an d
’
aft e r s t an d i ng s t i ll a m om en t t u r n s
q u i ck ly
a n d g o es s t r a i gh t ou t of t h e r oom
T he C U RTAI N fa lls .
C HARA CT ER S
FAN C Y .
ALFRED .
ET HELBERT .
D ELI A .
T he c
s en e
C
osm opol i t an B abylon on S e a
,
g
repres en ts t he w ri ti n room of th e
-
- -
.
H otel
1 00 F A N C Y F REE
i s no ordin a ry letter .
fond O f him .
FAN C Y ( r e a d i ng )
D ARL I N G E THEL B ERT —Yo u w i ll be i nter
,
T hat s logic i sn t it 9
’ ’
,
W
.
from me .
A LFRED H o w do y o u proceed 9
.
FAN C Y I don t
.
’
T hat is the difficulty
. .
now .
F AN CY H o w 9
. Yours fa i thfully 9
A LFRED . h y not Yours formerly 9
FAN C Y But I am afraid that is t o o a b rupt
. E thel .
someth i ng k i nd .
’
that we are having an awfully j olly time here .
hear it .
’
ately furnished with all modern conveniences .
i s such a n i c e hotel .
1 02 FAN C Y FR EE
o f it a s po s sible .
Grand R e n d e o u s v
FAN C Y I a m sure that I should have prefe rred the
.
more expensive .
brok er .
hoped I had .
F AN C Y ( r i s i ng ) I shall go to my room
. It i s qu it e .
A LFRED Why 9 .
’
bed before ten o clock
E THEL B ERT Why does a woman grow tired o f a
.
man 9
A LFRED Becau s e the last post goes at m i dnight
. .
love w i th s omebody el s e 9
E THEL B ERT I do . .
A LFRED Who is he 9
.
W
.
i f yo u remain i n ignorance 9
E THEL B ERT O h I am not th i nk i ng Of myself I am
.
, .
think i ng O f him .
A LFRED Indeed
. .
fellow 9
E THEL B ERT F ancy i s s o terribly extravagant S h e
. .
FAN C Y F REE 1 05
her o w n .
v
.
,
t oo 9
E THELB ERT O f course I
.
’
found it o u t and so e ,
word .
A LFRED Why !
.
every day .
some advice 9
A LFRED By all mean s
. .
once .
that can I 9
,
m y wife .
A LFRED D o n t y ou th i nk th a t w o u ld be a l ittle
’
.
po in ted 9
E THEL B ERT P erhaps it would
. .
my w i fe I am s tayin g here .
A LFRED No t alon e 9
.
her .
honour .
from her 9
E THEL B ERT F ancy i s n o t a gentleman S he is a
. .
o f honour .
FAN C Y . E thelbert !
E THEL B ERT F ancy !
.
( H e t ear s i t a n d t h r ow s i t i n t h e
fire ) .
A LFRED Ye s . .
FAN C Y A rea so n o fh i s o w n 9
.
H e r name i s D elia .
FAN C Y O h
. Oh E thelbert h o w dare you 9 ,
we a rranged 9
FAN C Y I don t c a re what we a rranged Yo u h av e
’
. .
g
FAN C Y I shall n o t li sten
’
. I don t want to hear a
.
that .
FAN C Y N ot at all
. .
conversation .
F AN C Y Because y o u w i ll bre ak fa s t w i th me t o
.
morrow morning .
FAN C Y F REE 1 13
g g
D EL I A ( t o E THEL B ERT ) You have n o prev i ous e n .
a em ent .
Of himself .
VO L. III . H
1 14 FAN C Y F REE
somewhere .
Good bye -
.
D EL I A Good bye
.
-
.
F AN C Y C ome E thelbert
.
, ( S h e t ak es h i s arm )
. .
g
E THEL B ERT ( t o D EL I A an d A LFRED ) Good night . .
ALFRED Well ! .
D EL I A And wh at do we do now 9
.
D EL I A N o thank s ( S h e s i ts i n an armch a i r b y t h e
.
, .
lik e .
A LFRED W i ll ingly
. .
vg
.
yo u e .
T he C U RTA I N fa lls .
PH I PP S (a B u t ler) .
LAD Y FANNY .
SI R G ERALD .
SCENE — SI R
. G E RALD
’
S li b rary .
1 20 PH I PP S
L AD Y F Well why don t you hit me 9 I m w a it ing
.
,
’ ’
hi m a s if i t w ere a k i s s s h e i s expect i ng a n d n ot a
,
b low )
S IR G ERALD E r—yes
.
But I do n t th i nk that s ’ ’
i f she i s your w i fe 9
S IR G On the contrary
. If I mu s t strike a woman
.
,
to prove my cruelty .
w ell .
S IR G T h at would be overdo i ng it
. It would betray .
S IR G ( s h ocke d ) T h e s ervants
. . My dear ! P erhaps
I am p rudish and even Old fashioned b u t t h e -
,
servants
L AD Y F T hen on e o f the servants
. .
PH I PP S 1 21
S IRG Which o n e 9
v
.
S IR G I n e e r think ab ou t C ook
W
. .
L AD Y F I mean a s a witness
. .
S IR G h y n o t your maid 9
.
S R
I G .T here s that parlour maid — the one with fr i zzy
’
-
hair .
P hipps .
o u t reserve .
S IR G W i llingly
. .
( S IR G ERALD ri ngs t h e b e ll ) .
pearls 9
S IR G Ab solutely
. .
1 22 PH I PP S
L AD Y F . V ery w ell . As s oon as P h ipp s a rr ive s you,
S IR G C ert ain l y
. T hat i s the i dea I bel i eve
.
, .
L AD Y F Ye s I th i nk about here
.
v
.
( S h e c h oos e s a p os i t i on i n t h e m i ddle o f t h e
opp os i t e t o h er ) .
S IR G I am a gentleman F anny
. I h Ope that I shall , .
you O ffer me .
L AD Y F T hank yo u Gerald
.
, .
h e is .
v
.
me H i t me d o yo u hear 9 ,
(C
F ANN Y )
ryi ng ou t ) O h
co w a rd
Oh
.
Yo u e h i t m e Yo u ’
v
( L AD Y FANNY c ollap s es i n t o t h e eas y ch a i r
vv v
,
roller i n s t e a d of h a i ng b een ra th er d e li ca t e ly
,
1 24 PH I PP S
It w asyour i dea to ring for P hipp s ( T o P H I PPS ) . .
g
a s a butler .
( S IR G ERALD m a k e s a n a tt emp t t o e t u p ) .
posture s i r 9 ( T o L AD Y FANN Y ) I am ex
, .
let me get up !
L AD Y F O h yes Ph i pps yo u must allow S ir Gerald
.
, ,
himself .
( P H I PPS as s i s ts S IR G ERALD t o r i s e ) .
dra w e r a n d b ru s h es S IR G ERALD S c oa t )
’
, .
appearances .
v
( P H I PP S replaces t h e b ru s h an d s tan ds a tten
t i e ly b y L AD Y FANN Y )
LAD Y F O n more than o n e occas i on I was m i staken
.
.
,
for a professional .
LAD Y F C ertainly . .
actre s se s possess .
very much .
g
P H I PPS I cannot i mag i ne Si r Gerald hu rt i ng an y
.
S IR G D on t apolog i se to me pray
’ ’
. I can t help , .
S IR G L ook here
. Is there any need to tell all th i s
to P h ipps 9
P H I PPS If I am to be o f any u se s i r i t w i ll be n e c e s
.
, ,
Gerald .
L AD Y F T here i s no difference T
. . he o ne i mplies the
other N ow do yo u understand o u r di fficulty 9
.
me .
S IR G N othing
. .
LAD Y F N othing . .
.
g
L AD Y F All that i s qu it e tru e but I do n t se e how
.
,
’
it can be avoided .
LAD Y F H o w 9 .
re ason to do s o .
S IR G E h 9
.
a Kodak photograph .
S IR G Well—i t s an idea
’
. .
P hipps 9
P H I PPS T h e congenial companion my lady
.
, .
L AD Y F Ye s T h e congenial companion ! Wh at a
. .
g
c on s i de rs ) H m ! NO P hipp s L ord S kye i s
’
.
, ,
g
C a n t yo u th i nk o f s ome o n e 9
’
S IR G Ow ! Bad luck
.
( H e s cratch es h i s h ea d ) I
. .
s tupid .
other engagement .
a n d S i r Gerald my lady , .
L AD Y F Why . Who is he 9
P H I PPS I was referr in g to myself my lady
.
, .
L AD Y F You .
S IR G Yo u !
.
( T h e re i s a pau se ) .
troub le .
132 PH I PP S
L AD Y F My poor P hipps ! My he art bl e e d s for
.
S IR G ( w h o h as b een r oa m i ng a b ou t b ehi n d t h e s e t te e
.
i n s om e agi t a t i on of m i n d ) I s a y I m afra i d I m
’ ’
.
,
P H I P P S N ot at all s i r
.
, .
were there .
v
.
, ,
my lady 9
L AD Y F ( cl os i ng h er eyes i n rap tu re ) O h th i s i s
. .
,
this .
PH I PP S 13 3
g
P H I PPS . Yo u
could hardly expect him to do so my ,
strangely .
up a posit i on as lady s ma i d 9 ’
S IR G I m not mean
’
. .
C leveleys .
refusing doesn t it 9 ,
’
P hipps .
p ac e ) .
S IR G L oo k here F anny
. If I sell C leveleys a n d
, . ,
13 4 P H I P PS
b u y yo u t h e pe a rl s , w i ll yo u prom i se not to a sk
m e fo r a nyth i n g e lse for a whole year 9
L AD Y F A year . is too long I might co n si der s ix
.
month s .
r eflects ) .
( P H I PPS u n d e r t h e i m pr
, es s i on t h a t h e m ay n ow
s pea k t ak es a s t ep for w ar d
, S IR G ERALD .
i n t ercept s hi m qu i ck ly ) .
prom i se .
S IR G Yes
. .
you P hipps
, .
my lady 9
L AD Y F Fo r t h e pre s ent It w i ll be s o mu ch le ss
. .
P H I PPS N o my lad y
.
, .
S IR G N o 9
.
L AD Y F O h b u t why n o t P h ipp s 9
.
, ,
1 40 ROS ME RS H OLM
v
case o f h i s o w n b u t h i s posit i on appea rs to be exec s
s i e ly narrow and illib eral
,
, ,
—
power a R eb ecca We st supplies R o sm e
s r s —the ’
g
line.
o u t o f T h e S w i s s Fa m i l Rob i n s on If we s eem to
y .
vv
. .
i n T h e K n igh t of t h e B u rn i ng P e s t le .
1 48 S M I TH
’
k nocked the first hole in Jericho s walls and that ,
S haw ’
and even Mr Jerome s T O O easily do a ll
s, .
’
.
uk —
.
O le L
-
O ie i s a s ort o f choru s to t h e play which
i s go i ng to fill t h e Gaiety T heatr e each aftern oon
fo r t h e next w eek s h e i s the m a ch in ery w h o w o rk s
t h e ch an ge s and move s the s cene s along ; h e i s
there to point the moral and adorn t h e tale But .
g
a mo n g s t t h e l e ast i mprovi n g s tor i e s so w e w i ll not ,
B u ll S a y s H an s A nders en
. H e i s well dre ssed
, ,
h i s c o a t i s o f si lk b u t i t i s i mp o ssi bl e t o say o f w h at
,
1 50
1 52 L I TTLE H AN S ANDE R S E N
v
. .
for the w i tch and there are the thre e dogs which
,
g
a ppeared when the t i nder box w as ru b bed -
and the ,
’
he didn t T hese are the stories and through them
.
,
turns o u t to be .
W
.
, ,
h av e h e r o n a n y term s S h e i s a m in ia tu re Gen ee
. .
stor i e s th at w a s qu i t e mi ss i ng except fo r a h i nt i n,
MR O VENS died
. S aturday and they are b urying
on ,
1 57
1 58 MR O VE NS
.
v
Will saucepan i n hand stumbling over poor Mr
,
O e n s s sh i ns and s ay i ng sharply
’
Now father I
S he i s ’
, ,
.
’
,
.
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to ask them to go b u t I can t turn them o u t till
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after the week end I wa n ted to ask her whether
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I never take anything he explained with a smile
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It doe s n t suit some people the Maj or said
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very fine very well con
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ce i e d T h e Maj or thought there m i ght be some
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do b u t go to b e d .
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from the Maj or s cigar as he b u ffeted his way alone
b etween the shut shops that at other times blazed
forth their lights over cheap pipes and w alking
stick s p i cture postcards and paper novels tripe
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o f i t once more .
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O T H ER PE O PLE S H O U S E S
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human bein gs
It i s in the w i nter that the mystery o f other
people s houses grow s insupportably strong and o ppre s
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is itself again .
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O r b etter still dusk b efore they have lighted up
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wind i s sweeping L ooking through i nto the sitt in g
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are all ab road and she often wonders when they will
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come home .
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Yes b u t she won t be here to s e e them T hey .
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quite unaffected and unspoilt H e r b rothers .
G ray sm it h .
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the b ushe s An d M rs P iper gently promenading
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the orchard and the flutter o f white skirt s amongst
o ld Mr P iper—Grandfather—sitting o n a b ench in
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conservatory opening o u t o f the draw i ng room for -
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the newsboy cries aloud and the cheap j ack pub lish e s
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s ilver plate
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the glint o f bras s beer handle s T here
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hang lo w .
well you may chaff him gently ( after mak ing your
compliment s on the lunch ) and a sk h i m h o w o n earth , ,
use compla i n i ng .
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up no w a da ys T here s t o o ma n y gho st s h a ng i ng
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chang e .
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H e patted me o n t h e back Fi fty years .
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of Germa n cooking i s enough for any ma n s stomach ,
m y bo y .
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A N N I VER S A R I E S AND OLD LE T T ER S
T O MO-
RR O W sa i d my Aunt Maria
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o f a more s olemn nature to the addre s se s of all rela
my c ou si n Jane C arrington w a s ma rr i ed ! It i s
n oth i ng to y o u whether sh e w a s marr i ed at all
1 82 ANN IVE R SA RI E S A ND O LD LETTE R S
T here comes a t i me t o every man when h i s b i rthday
i s n o t an eve n t to be loo k ed forward to w i th rej o i c in g .
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cheer i ng her fellow creatures through the medium
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tage over some w i nes the older they grow the better
they become nor can they ever get past the i r be st
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I am sure sh e k eep s everything indexed o r in a chro n o
log i cal sequence S he h a s I find re u lar day s fo r
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heap .
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h er if sh e lived i n L o ndon ,
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s aid Mrs . H allway s
m i ldl y .
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H e s doing s o well w ith h i s fruit sh e reported
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very profitable s o he tell s me , T h e letter was .
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that I should take a trip to the moon .
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But w h y n o t 9 Why shouldn t you go and visit
h im 9
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Oh I couldn t le ave the house .
S hu t i t u p .
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I c ame i nto i t .
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T hen leave it in charge o f C lara
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go i ng concern
Yo u e
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got plenty o f money and you re as
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lot of
W H AN O VE R H O U S E
them 9 L ik e th i s Fi rst you o to t h e C ap e
a n d stay w i th R e x for a few months
T hen w he n
you re t i red o f each other i t i s n t very far acro s s
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give an yth i ng to s e e the ch i ldren aga i n that s ’
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all I e left to hop e for But I couldn t thi n k o f .
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q u i t e o u t o f the qu e s t i o n .
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abou t i t .
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s itt i ng o n the ben t cane cha i r i n front o f t h e s eve re
l ittle Oblong table o f white marble T e a i n the cheap .
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oval face ; and from under i t s br im her eye s w ith ,
o f the c u rt a i n peck in g at b i t s o f ca k e
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and the o n e should be ab out fo u rteen a nd t h e other
s ixteen year s o f a e T hey go about the i r bu s i n e ss
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b e gently mod u l ated ; i t m i ght fall a greeably u po n
the e ar ; but n o m a tter h o w de s i rable her lau hte r
m a y be absolutely there is no dou b t th a t i t would
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s i de by s i d e w i th no word spo k en On e co u ld be .
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be h ad by fitt in g one s mood to t h e s i tu at i on o n e i s
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N ot rem ai n e 9
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Yes H arry T rema i ne
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rose .
s i mply .
finished b itterly .
What i f he d i d why ,
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I always respected you till that blo w , .
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to beg for yo u .
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h e re a l i s e d h i s helple s s ne s s to prev e nt e v e n a me e t
if T rema i n e sho u ld rece iv e h i s w i fe s l e tt e r
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N o he repl i ed
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, sh e i s n o t dead , .
Where i s sh e then 9
O h H arry I am dying yo u can s e e that D on t ’
y o u c an
I h ave left her
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breathle s s .
her .
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T here w a s silence T remaine could not speak . .
fo r N ew York to morrow
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H arry coldly .
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withou t a fart hing .
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you ! he cried T hen he turned and rushed from .
c ame .
money sh e implored
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wearily .
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T h e garret was very st i ll whe n sh e entered and the ,
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altho u gh he w a s young h e k new that b oys o f h i s
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t he y were n o t well o ff ; but his natural t i m i d i ty
pre vented h i m from mak in the mo s t o f h i s pers o n al
appeara nce H e knew nothing o f women a nd he
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C an t I’
can t I smok e here 9 he stammered ’
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a cigar 9
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Yes sa i d S ydney mi serably wish in g he had t h e
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h ave k ick ed himself for his stupid ity b u t all t h e ,
late.
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S everal men in the bar turned and sta red at
Sydne y as Mar y a fat woman with spectacle s cam e
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I don t k n ow said S ydne y
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I e got s ome beer sh e a dded , .
compla i ned .
Un eve n bo a rd s l i e w a i t i ng to tr i p you up a n d h a rd
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w i thi n ; colour s t o o warm and v ivid properly to be
exposed i n this faded region Incande scent a s .
l ight s burn here all day even when the gho stly su n
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p i ctu re s .
s trewn b a
y was ever b efore h i s eye H e thought the .
buck ing horse and the glow o f the camp fire after a
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he had k now n once were all marr i ed long ago and the ,
o f Me s sr s Mellish
. L i ndsay and B rown o f the H ome
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wife there had b een no Mellish in the fi rm ever since
he could rememb er— called in her electri c landaulette ,
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b eforehand and matured If you had met h i m
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grasp o f h i s employer H aven t been warehouse
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P la i s ant in su ffic i ently clad in a n improv i sed co stume
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P laisant s told me ’
D on t let the P ater kn ow he
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front o f her was that small patch o f the earth s
surface upon wh i ch she had almost cont i nuously ,
Ages ago all this flat expanse was sub j ect to the
S eymer before that river shrank to the tin y trickle
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the comforts of a fi rst class railway hotel Wh en
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to the north were the older part o f the park and the
district of Manley R o w and o n the northe rn horizon
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clu stered about the A nson Brook just here and gave
the station a pleasantly rural aspect ; and M aggie
wondered whether the brook had b egun to smell
yet a s it invariably did in the h o t weather In t h e
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P ark
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. It was annoying to pa s s so near to one s home
and to be unable to get o u t But t hen she thought
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would b e perched by the side o f the chauffeur i n ,
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him her father s friend rather th a n her o w n and
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it warmly please .
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Won t yo u come in
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I dare say there 11 b e s ome ’
N ot to day thank s -
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P erhap s to -morrow
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H e wouldn t stay fo r tea
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had done anything while she had b een away that her
father might disapprove o f S he could not th i nk
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in the connexion .
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me
N o doub t he thought that under the circumstances
i t might be better to Speak to me fi rst .
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T h e circumstances
B eing o u r m i ni ster and a personal friend o f my ,
own
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the b oys o f the neighbourhood .
Why not
H e has his reputation to think o f It would .
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Maggie .
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though n o t by any mean s a man well acqua i nted
with the world—that Mr S imon had in th i s case.
a s those even ,
slowly .
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Mrs H eywood sank back in her chair with a s igh
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I 11 s e e Mr S imon about it
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Maggie
Ye s said Maggie not because she expected there
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2 50 L I FE
b eside her deck chair and talk when their side was
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sure i n dances b u t the H eywood s circle w a s n o t o n e
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I wouldn t mind In fact I d love to go but I .
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rather exploded nowaday s
Is he
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I didn t know But how do yo u manage .
autumn .
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T hat s father s bank i sn t it
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Yes ; I e often seen your father come in b u t ,
R ot said Bob b y,
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D on t you b elieve him H e s .
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cricketer in the eye s o fMiss H eywood
I e never seen yo u up here b efore sa i d Mr
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H eywood .
to live i n Manley Ro w .
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Whereabout s
B rantwood R oad L odgings you know I e
found quite a decent landlady for a change
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I m very glad to have met y o u said Mr H e y , .
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to b ring you round to the hou s e some night It s .
Maggie .
room i n which she had slept for over ten years ever ,
marry Mr S imon .
a man like all other men ; st rip away the cloth and
you found the human b eing T rue there might b e .
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after all .
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V ery w ell s a i d
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H eywood that s s ettled
I 11 see Mr S imon about it to —
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Agatha s temperament
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every mo rn ing .
the poet s .
Er
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ye s .
Agatha
N o dear that is not a reproach I only mean
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o f hurting me H arold , .
My dear Agatha
Who is sh e H arold O f cou rs e sh e mu st be o n e
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Of the girl s at the chapel .
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Miss H eywood .
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P erhap s I have
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A gatha .
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An d sh e h a s a ccepted you
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to his s i ster .
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J un e 2 n d .
D E AR MR . S I M ON , V it h reference
the con
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versation we had the other day concern i n g my
daughter Maggie I have spoken to her ab out the
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me and said that sh e would be happy to b e your
w i fe C an y o u spare t i me to come up to the house
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very s in cerel y , J O H N H E Y O OD .
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d i d he wr ite i t o n the office notepaper I cannot
help feel ing that i t ought to fin i sh up T han k in ,
2 64 L I FE
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I hope y o u will b e very happy H arold , .
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s o quickly a s all that .
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S econd E pistle o f P aul the Apostle t o the C orinthians ,
F or we walk b y fa i th h at d i d Maggie
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s pec i ally cleaned out that morn in g although i t w a s ,
Mr S imon .
i t had to b e done .
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T hat is all .
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Yes said Maggie as if sh e quite understood what
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don t know whether father and mother told you .
Gu i dance
S pir itual gu i dance I mean A nd i t came to you
, .
T hey we n t o u t fo r a w a lk together a n d as th e y ,
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w e were alone I quite understand
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did in the sight and talked much a b out natura l
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C H AP T E R IV
11 w a s
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dec i ded that the wedd i ng should tak e pla ce
s ome time i n the late autumn for there w a s n o ,
lost her tast e for exc itement and var i ety but some ,
find C hrist fully for the first time under the diligent ,
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a good de a l more ab out her daughter s character
than she had ever dared to say Mr H eywood looked . .
Ye s
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What do you do at th em
N ever mind Yo u can t be expected to under .
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stand Why don t you come and s e e fo r yourself
.
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you .
appreciated .
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thu s caus i ng a l i ttle pleasant diversion and turn ,
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at Maggie s clear profile with the hair springing ,
apparently .
as he thought she w a s .
2 84 L I FE
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kin s for wiping the glasses remarked Green
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C ome up o n S unday .
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S unday C an t b e done ’
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T ak i ng a girl
N o I m go i ng with L avigne I dare s ay we 11
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at c hapel .
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God help yo u .
A ll the time
George he s itated a s econd Ye s pra ctically all .
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the time .
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T here s an awful crowd o n Bank H oliday S till .
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e a rly i t i sn t so bad
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T he river to people in S a lch e st e r i s always the
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still o n e runs over in a car ) and o n e takes well fille d
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atmosphere o f b onhomie But neglected he was .
and I .
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as well M i ss H eywood !
, sa i d George Bo b b y ’
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k i ndly
T here i s noth i ng that I sh ould l ik e better I .
I have a wedding .
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Who is it
Mrs H ammerton . Mr E dward s an d . .
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T here w a s a m i ld s en s at i on My hat cr i ed .
’
Bobby you don t mean to s ay that s coming o ff
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body sm i led .
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But there s no rea son why that should stop yo u ,
th in k th at bo at s a re su ch d angerou s th i ng s .
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T he y a re i f you fall out o f th e m mo th e r d e a r , ,
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perm i tted .
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But there won t be any n ece ss ity for th at .
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doe s i t H arold
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a ne a t th i ng .
alwa ys c erta in .
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T h u s furth e r sp e cu la t i o n in th at d i rect i o n w a s
2 92 LIFE
had any i dea what her past had b een and thos e ,
t e n a n c e in their tolerance .
D id yo u k no w my name w a s M ggie
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away from her and put i nto the plate at the Anni
e rsa ry w ith the approval o f her husband T hey
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Magg i e .
H o w do yo u me an m other ,
We ll sh e w a s a bad wom an
, Mrs H eyw ood .
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boats .
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i t can t be helped You 11 have to put up w ith
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me Yo u don t mind
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N ot i f you don t ’
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be safe w i th Bobb y .
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above the town where the big ho u s es look o u t a cross
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George .
Ye s H e h a s a house o n a h i ll j u s t out s i de
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sh e sa id Well why don t you
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cou ld But I Ve made other arrangemen t s
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I m going abroad
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if he w a s u s ed to i t P erhap s he w a s .
h enever I c an I w e n t to N or w ay la st year
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the language .
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a n d ! u a n d j é ta i s et i t and a copy o f E ug en i e G r an de t
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that s ome girl had lent her and that sh e had for ,
the task st iff and s ince the plot s were not sufficiently
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I suppo s e s o sh e smiled apologetically
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C an you reall y ,
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I wish I could .
h i s glas s es .
H o t work he sm i led
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I sho u ld l ik e a plunge ’
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Why don t y o u have o n e
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I dare say I shall higher up after lunch I e , , .
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brought a costume .
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Wonderfu l m an H e knew the w orld and h o w to
o about i t H e w a s ready for any emergency
. H e .
T o seel i fe .
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But I m go i ng to be marr i ed
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P roduced at the Gaiety T heatre , Manche ster on ,
2 6t h S eptember
by M i s s1 9 1 0, H o rn i m a n s C ompany
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Arth u r K en n i on M I LT O N R O S ME R
M rs H an n a h K enn i on A NN I E M OLLE R
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CAS T S OF T H E PL AY S 3 09
FANC Y FREE
P roduced at the Ga i ety T heatre
Manchester o n , ,
F a n cy C ARRI E H AA S E
Alfred E S M E PE RCY
E t h e lb er t B I D E N PAY NE
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P roduced at the Ald w ych T heatre L ondon o n , ,
1 6 th Ju n e 1 9 1 2 b y Mis s H o rn im an s C ompa n y
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M rs H aw t h orn AD A K I N G
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h r i s t op h er H a w th orn C HAR LE S B I BB Y
Fann y H a wt h orn E D Y TH G O O D ALL
M rs J efi c ote
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N ath an i e l J ejfcot e H E RB E R T Lo M As
Alan J efi c ote ’
J V B RYAN T . .
P H I PP S
P rodu ced a slightly di fferent version a t the
, in ,
P h i pp s A RTH UR B O U RCH IE R
G e r a ld A E MATTHEW S . .
R O S ALI E T OL LE R
3 10 CAS T S OF T H E PL A Y S
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T H E PE RF E C T C U RE
P rod u ced at the Apollo he atre L ondon by Mr
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C harles H awtrey , on 1 7 th June 1 9 1 3 w i th the follow ,
in cast
Vi n cen t r ayC C HAR LE S H A T RE Y
M a dge r ay C C A TH LEE N NE SB I TT
J a ck P rob yn LYON E L WA TT S
M i s s S can drett MAUD E M ILLETT
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Prin t e d b y T . an d ON S T
. ABLE , Prin t e rs to H i s M aje s t y
at the E d i nb u r h U n i e rs i t y Pre s s