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May Berenbaum
I
don’t know who first came up with the
idea of measuring lengths in units of What was
that play again?
football fields, but I imagine it was an en-
tomologist. Football fields are the preferred
This flea-flicking
units for expressing equivalent distances that business has me
insects, particularly fleas, could jump if they running in circles...
were the size of a man. No sexist intent, or is that jumping?!
here; for some reason, these equivalencies
always seem to be measured with men in
mind. (My personal theory is that only a guy
would care if he could outjump a flea if he
were the same size as a flea.) Football fields
are routinely used to illustrate the prodigious
athletic capabilities of insects. According to
the standard text for introductory entomol-
ogy, Borror, DeLong, and Triplehorn (1981),
“When it comes to jumping, many insects put I suppose these analogies are helpful to Alexander references the apparently popular
our best Olympic athletes to shame; many sports fans, but I have no clear concept of comparison equating a flea’s 30-centimeter
grasshoppers can easily jump a distance of how long a football field is (having attend- jump to “a man jumping over St. Paul’s Ca-
1 meter, which would be comparable to a ing only one and a half football games in thedral” (Milius 2008), which for American
man broad-jumping the length of a football my entire life, both of which took place stay-at-homes is unenlightening at best.
field.” over thirty years ago). Moreover, “football But the football field as a unit of measure
Information in the 1990 Guinness Book field” as a unit means different things in is so firmly entrenched in the popular con-
of Records, proclaiming Pulex irritans the different countries. As I understand it, Ca- science that occasionally it serves as a unit
“champion jumper among fleas,” reported, nadian football is played on a field that’s 110 of height—e.g., at “Super bugs? Whimpy
“In one American experiment carried out yards long (which means that their football [sic] humans?” (http://www.ftexploring.
in 1910 a specimen allowed to leap at will fields have been larger than U.S. fields for com/think/superbugs_p1.html). “Fleas can
performed a long jump of 330 mm (13 in) longer than their dollars have been). And jump over 80 times their own height, the
and a high jump of 197 mm (7.75 in) (pg “football” in Europe refers to soccer and I equivalent of a 6 foot tall human jumping
41).” These statistics in turn inspired some have no clue how long a European soccer over a building 480 feet (more than 1 and
calculations on the Bugman Bug Trivia field is, nor whether European fleas make a half football fields) high!” But short of
website (http://www.bugs.org/BUGQuiz/an- the conversion. a seismic cataclysm, when can people see
swers/flea_answer.shtml): Admittedly, not all of the jump analogies football fields stacked vertically?
“So, let’s do the math... after scouring our ex- revolve around football. Whereas football The problem with all of these calcula-
tensive piles of resources, the best estimate field units seem well suited to illustrate the tions, of course, is that they fail to take into
of flea length we could find was 1/16 to 1/8 length of a flea’s broad jump, they would account the surface area/volume ratio. Small
of an inch. So let’s take the large estimate seem far less useful to illustrate the relative organisms, such as insects, live in a world
(‘cause that’s more conservative). 1/8” is height of a flea jump. Indeed, more often dominated by surface forces. The bigger the
about 3 mm. So, a flea can jump about than not, jump-height equivalents are of- organism, the greater is its volume (which
110 times its length. Now, for example, ten measured in units of buildings, usually is a function of length times width times
if you are 5 feet tall (or long) and could relatively famous ones. The utility of such height) relative to its surface area (which
jump 110 times your length, you could comparisons depends on one’s familiarity is a function of length times width). Cubic
jump about 550 feet, which is about 183 with scenic landmarks; in an article about dimensions scale up faster than do squared
yards or nearly 2 football fields!” the Olympic prowess of animals, R. McNeill dimensions, so, as organisms increase in size,
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