SACRIFICE

DEATH
POSSESSED
SLAUGHTER
DEATH MILITIA
SUDDEN IMPACT
EXODUS
HIRAX
TERMINAL RAGE
GUILLOTINE
D.O.G.
C. O.C.
GANG GREEN
CELTIC FROST
BATTALION OF SAINTS
D. R.I.
NEGATIVE GAIN
G.au
DIRECT ACTION
RAW POWER *
VOIVOD
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SHIT FLINGERS [Thenx]: Sacrifice, Scott (Genocide/Oeath), Chuck

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Katon (Hirax), Terminal Rage, Mark/Dohn (Guillotine), D.O.G., Uoody
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' One Solution, Record Peddler, Chris and Blanche (invite us to your
wedding), and anyone or everyone else.

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now have numerous holes in them. i

PICS: Mario G., Scott Fraser, Rob B., Harry T., Nelly, Michelle B.,
Drew 8., Rita L., Doe Henderson (Ink Disease), Rick Smith and ???

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me. No!!! Please don't put me in that pink truck. No!!
Please!!!!!".(SUM)
*tk, take him away but keep the jacket on. He's liable
to kill sunecne.What's this in his tape deck?
Sacr if ice : THE EXORCISM The poor young man.Oh SHIT!!!!!
Who's going to clean up this mess? What a reek. Look at that!! I'm gonna be sick.(SUP..ffftt..SETUP)....
FUCX! FUCK!! FIXX!!! I fucking fell into it. What's my wife going to say? Tide's not going to get this clean.
Hey, what's that sticking out of the closet? (CREAK) Holy SHIT!!! Poor girl. She probably didn't have a chance.
And so youig too. Let's loosen the ropes and get her out of here. Would you also mind picking up that leg
over there and I'll pick up this breast here and put it in the bag with the other pieces.What drives people
to do these things? tam. I'll take a peek in her you-know-what. Oh Fuck! How did that get stuck in there?.
....Yeah I know who makes people do these things. SACRIFICE!!!!!!! Why? Fuck off Bitch!!!".
Sacrifice is another of Toronto's total DEATH bends, with Rob 'The Furior" Urbinati (guitar & lungs), Joe Rico
(guitar), Scott Watts (hazz) and Gus Pym (druns). The formation occured after Joe lost the title and decided it
was time to retire from Sirao wrestling. One day in an Italian restaurant, he was eating two pizzas (hold the dann
cheese), a couple bowls of "the spaghett's", some Lasagne, along with some fetucine and a serving of.(Fuck
that's enough Joe!!!).until finally the chef cane out-front with a stained mea to leaver yelling, 'There' za noa
mo foood!!!!!!" The chef turned out to be Rob (and a lousy one at that.) In the search for a bass player, they
across a short little funny looking guy with a chubby friend. (Or was that his brother?) Anyway, he was
fcarrying a guitar case and Joe asked if he played bass. Scott nodded in approval, opened up the case and produced
a soccer ball... ."Wunt to plae sua sockur gaz?" This was followed by Rob inquiring, "Where the fuck's the bass
pal?" "My bazz iz in Brazil," Scott said. Eventually Joe and Rob talked him into joining and his reply was "Yeah
man" and proceeded to deflate his ball with a sharpened can opener. Then as the band went through a number of
dnsiroers, they finally found a nice Catholic boy who proclaimed to be The Savior. At their first show they had
someone else doing the vocals but shortly after received die boot for wanting too many echoes. The band which they
opened for was a fucking winner; Herring-shit: too nuch hair spray, eye shadow and transvestite tendencies. They've
also played two financially successful shows at Gilmores (five people with no money for beer), a tribute to Kiff
Slayer, as well as Slaughter, Razor, Znowhite, Exodus and O.R.I./C.O.C. shows. Now with 'The Exorcism" demo, new
songs: "Necronomlcon", "Homicidal Breath", "Infernal Visions", "Possession", their first record, 'Torment in Fire",
coming out soon and Joe's Suno career behind him. Sacrifice are set to plunder, mutilate and eat at MacDonald's
hereafter.. . .OK BY (ME THEY WILL RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __
SACRIFICE
_ cjo Joe Rico
kpics: Harry T.^^TM 32 Coltman Cr.
Scarborough, Ontario
M1B-2A2 : CANADA

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 SACRIFICE : Interview [sinner *83, at Larry's Hideaway

ETT: Are you guys Sacrifice? Rob: Yeah, quite a bit!

Scott: No. Joe: Just a bit, just a bit.
Joe: No we're, we're. Rob: I hate Greek gino strippers.
BT: Do you guys fight over hookers? Joe: Just a bit.
Rob: Occasionally. BT: What do you think of wimps that take si
Joe: Lota of tinea. seriously?
Gus: Joe likes than. Gus: They're fags.

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Joe:
Scott:
Joe:
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Yeah, hookers are gods man! Yeah I love them.
Joe's drunk.
Fuck off gay!
Rob: I like Black metal and that, but not U
in it. I'm not into god or anything,
Fuck.It's sane thing bo sing aba
) BT:
HT: What did you think of the show tonight? lyrics come second. You can write a)
Scott: It was ok. whatever the fuck you want.
Joe: Ok? Joe: Music is first.
Scott: They pulled my fucking strings apart! Rob: Lyrics come second.
Rob: I thought it was the best show we did ever. Joe: As Long as it's fast, it's good.
BT: Did 'yt? But was it metal? BT: Now that you've finally gotten a permanent
Joe: Yeah there was a lot of thrashing. dranaer, how's he working out?
Scott: They ripped all my strings. Scott: Ok I guess.
Gus: Fuck off, you're gay. Gus: Fuck off.
Rob: But I feel sorry about the guys who had to Joe: He's good, he's right, he's god!

r Joe:
Scott:
BT:
go to the hospital....You know, one guy
fucking slashed his wrist and he got
stitches in his arm and came back.
IUftk
Noon.
Fans!
Have you got any plans for touring?
Rob:
Scott:
BT:

band:
Joe:
He's perfect.
He's god, he's killer.
Do you feel you are misguiding innocent
children into a life of sin?
Yeah!!!!!!!!!
Fuck!
Rob: We're thinking of going to Greece and we're Scott: Hey, I've got to take a piss.
also going to Poland later an this year. .(FLUSH!!!!!!!)
How's the response to "The Exorcism"? BT: Do you think G.I. Joe dolls are cute7
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Scott: Ana ring. Rob: I prefer the talking ones that say "Suck my
Joe: It's gay. cock" and everything.
Scott: Shut up JAR! BT: Joe, has anyone ever called you G.I. Joe?
> BT: But has sea-sickness ever stopped you from Scott: No he's JAR.
fishing by the sea, Billy? Joe: Yeah, yeah.
Scott: I ptite all the time....I puke when I put the Rob: He spells his initials that says jar
worms an the hooks. Scott: I shot J.R.
Rob: Yeah and I licked it up afterwards. BT: What do you think of the T.O. seme?
^ Joe: I sucked the worms, pretending it was a Rob: It's good.
small dick. Joe: It's metal.
Scott: It was chocolate flavored. Scott: It's good.
Rob: I wiped my penis all over than. Joe: It's fucking right-on.
Gus: Fuck off. Scott: It's getting fucking good.
BT: Why ditto* t you play the Ratt cover like Gus: It's right an mm.
you premised? Joe: Y'smn!
Rob We did. BT: But are there enough G.I. Joe dolls?
Joe We think it's metal. band: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rob We're starring in their new video.... Rob: I think they went out of print.
Gus "Banded by Love" Joe: We want G.I. Joe naked.

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BT: So, what shit do you listen to? Rob: 1 don't think they make them anymore. I was
Joe: hak. pretty mad Last night when 1 went down to
Rob: I Listen to Possessed, Venom, Death, A.O.D., Toys 'R' Us and they didn't have any.
D.R.I., Suicidal Tendencies, Celtic Frost. How long has Sacrifice existed and how Long
Scott: Exodus, Slayer, D.R.I., Possessed especially. have you Individually been playing?
Joe: Everything fast.Me tallica, the good Me and Joe started it a Long time ago, about
Metallica 'S3, and thm we had drainers and that....
Why?.Do you hate me? Joe: Then we sucked.
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Death: Homicidal thrashers from the state of lemons and oranges and other citrus
treats. No, NO!!! Not Beirut!!!!!! Florida! Yes! How can such a violent
obscenity such as Death come from such a seemingly nice place as Florida? Well, % W
hm cm a piece-of-shit rag like this be published?!?!?! If you haven't yet r
gotten any of their rehearsals, demos or live tapes, then you're severly fucked
buddy!!! Now just pay attention... .unn.oh yeah. Death used to be called
Mantas and Mantas was responsible for the "Death by Metal" demo, but after Mantas
broke ig>, Evil Chuck (guitar 4 screams) decided to cell his new ban! Death.
(Iknow you've heard all this before but what the fuck eh!) Well, Death was ll
formed with mmabers from Mantas but eventually guitarist Rick Rorz was replaced VfjfT •
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ty Matt Olivo and a bassist, Scott Carlson, both from Genocide. By the way,
Hatt recently survived a hair raising ordeal of being hunted down in a parking lot by a
crazed ex-Brazilian soccer player fnm Toronto who was wielding a deadly can opener. (Getting to Death......)
^ uere ® their way to rot everyone's already decayed minds with a couple donas and rehearsals when lo behold,
more changes within the bend. Apparently Kan Lee (dnms 4 screams) quit right after Scott sxl >tatt joined so he
could go into the bandana making business. Scott and Matt headed back to Michigan to reform and continue Genocide
and there's a chance Scott might later move up here and become a street vendor. As for Chuckle, he went off to
'Frisco on 50 cents and three refundable Diet Pepsi bottles to continue Death with ex-D.R.I. dnraner Eric an]
a bassist. Every time 1 listen to Death, my room begins to look like sane regions or Lebanon, well.fruit
trees don't start growing and that's fer sure!!! They fucking annihilate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-So what's Death been up to now? .* ^ “Y. you know that Death is
Chuck: We’re all writing sane abortion Lickii* tunes. now dead and Chuck's
-What shows have you pLayod and do you plan an caning up here? “* (***
Chuck: Nasty Savage la really the only real gig we did. Some parties too, but nothiig real cool.
Scott: We'll play in Canada as soon as possible. We need major bucks for touring. We don't even have
a place to sleep!
“Is it true that you are the reincarnation of Jesus Qirist?
Chuck: No, I'm a reincarnation of pusy hemnoroids.
Scott: No, I'm a corpse with a dried up rotten abortion hanging out of my anus
-How are the audiences in Florida?
Scott: Metal Joe in Orlando and maybe a few more in Tampa.
-What other bands are in the Florida area besides yourselves and Nasty Savage!
Scott: Other than Nasty Savage and us there are no real heavy binds.
-What do you listen to in your spare time?
Scott: Chuck listens to Possessed, Hirax, Celtic Frost and talks to dizzy bitches on the phone instead
of answering mail. I'm Into Possessed, Hirax, Destruction, Celtic Frost an! lots of hardcore
puck like Crucifix, Void, C.O.C., Misfits,...
-Just what is "death by Chuckle"?
Scott: You've never anelied his farts, have you?
-What are your influences if any? _ _ _
s7<n Any fast and thrashing metal or ptmk, farts, anything hanging from our hemnoroids, Popeye's Fried
Qvickm, Mark 4 John's hair, loud construction work, explosions, etc.
-Any last remarks 7
Qiuck: Metal Joe forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott: We're going to burn the warts off your scrotun with a slice of pipii^ hot pizza
 Fran the minds of diseased mental patients* rotting
stools and 10 year-old used tampons cooes fucking.
.SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!! "Praise DEATH!” Toronto's
heaviest* most ttOll thrash fucking hand* formed by
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Terry Sadler (alias: Mr. T.f Lord Sadler, Lizzy Borden
or "the god of jazz bass"), Dave "the 'shroaa" Hewson
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(on "3rd harmonic dives") and Ron Sinners drums),
is on their way to riches with their upcoming "Strappado"
aibun on Bloody Karnage records. Although Terry gets kicked out by his cohorts all the tito, the berel manages to
stay together. (Then again, he doesn't get kicked out for longer than a couple hours at a time.) Quoting Terry,
’I'q a big fat chubby cm!!" But they recently ran into sane problem trying to get Ron out of a padded cell, ever
since he was caught skipping In the nude around Dave's pool screaming, "I've got a skinny body!" In addition, Dave
got charged for exhibition!m, '\3h my, look how big it is" (the 'shroom), and experienced messy bowel problems In
the forest. Terry on the other hand, is the polite/stralght-edged person in the band who keeps to decency and tries
to refrain from nudity. He deplores violence and pornography in lyrics and can be found bouncing around at inc^l
club shows. Luckly Ron and Dave got out of their predicaments with the dedicated help of Mike-the-Swede, but he
couldn't stop their nudity. Slaughter have more new talentless tines (that's why we Like 'em), sane of which are:
*Ihe Curse", "Tortured Soles", "Multiple Stab Wounds", 'Nocturnal Hell" and "into Oblivia"; all even more devastating
(can it be true!?!) than their "Bloody Kamage" and "Surrenler or Die" demos. Beit« banned from Cilcnres for smash¬
ing shit records (good!!!) and yelling out rude things (even better!!!) has helped Slaughter in their quest for
World mutilation. It %«n't take them long, having already displayed their sickness at: C.B.H., Sacrifice, Direct
Action, Qucnic SubnLssion, Razor, Exodus and C.0.C./D.R.I. shows.
.SLRRDOR to the clutches of Slaughter OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUrafllR
c/o Terry Sadler
#42, 410 McCowon Rd.
Scarborough, Ontario
KU-U4 : CANAL*

pic: Scott F.
pic: Nelly

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New shit:
Slaughter has
just added Evil

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as another guitarist ]
Fand growler to their line-up.
— ^ MV.

'pic: Mario C.
 SLAUGHTER : Interview —> [who the fuck knows when!?!7!l

Is Ron going to speak or Is he Just going to sit there?

Ron says to "Fuck off’.
Now that the "Surrender or Die*' demo Is out, what is the next step?
The next step will be our first si bin, to be called '‘Strappado'1, tt will be recorded in January and will
probably be out soon after. It should contain: ”Dis Integra ter”, "Incinerator”, "Silent Screan", 'Twisted
Flesh", "Parasites", "Fuck of Death", "Snarlii* Death", "Maim to Please", "Strappado", "Death Dealer",
'Xxm Foot in the Grave", 'Tyrant of Hell", 'Tales of the Macabre" arri many more.
How do the newer songs compare to your older ones?.(like "Look Out For the Dogs")
Our newer songs are slightly longer than our older ones and the lyrics are not so ’^typical" *s mat "death
metal bands. We still like those lyrics tut not for us. We make our new songs about various topics, yet
still make than aggressive to fit the music. (Air old song "Look Out For the Dogs" is lots gone but we use
parts of it In 'Tyrant of Hell".
Just how hard do you like women's nipples?
Women s nipples give us Intense hard-ons when they're hard and butpy. We like to take our pricks, slide
than between the tits and just era.
BT: How about your own?
Terry: I love to feel and rub my nipples den I masturbate in bed thinking of Brutal Torture.
Dave: I love my fucking nipples.
BT: Do you ever get milk from than, and if so, what flavor?
ail: We never get milk from our owi nipples. We heard Ray has lovely milk filled nipples.Vanilla!!!!!!
BT: Terry, can you pinch more than a yard?
Terry: If 1 pinch Ray's bun cheeks, I can pinch a mile..Smart Asses!!!!
BT: What do you think of your audience here in T.O.?
*il: The audiences in Toronto, (tto get into the music), are the best in the world. From our first show on,
we've had thrashers at the front having fvn with us. Toronto is soon going to become the 0f
thrash in the world. Sometimes it gets violent, but then it's better then no fuckiim reaction.
Am 1 an idiot?
Yes you are all idiots if you ask silly questions. Only Colin and Chicken Man would know the answers to these.
Do you have a favorite torture method?
We like to put meathooks Into people s nipples and hang than up on a strappado, with their cocks an! cwts
hanging out so we can electrocute than with cattle prods. We take pipe cleaners art soak than in rubbir*
alcohol and insert then up the penis hole and Jerk-off to the sound of than screaming in intense agony. A
Do you guys suck?
No, Brutal Torture sucks.Sillyshits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you suck?
Popsickles. What else sickle?
TWice!7!?!7!?!?!?!?m717!?!7!?!?i?!?l?!?!?!
Three times, you losers.
Does Dave thick he has taloit?
More than Stan and Ray combined.
What do you listen to?
Celtic Frost, Slayer, Plasm tics, Direct Action, Sacrifice, Sudden Impact, Death, Trouble, Void, Fnglish
Dogs, Discharge, C.B.H., Venom, 60 minutes of sillyness, obscene phone call,...
Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, Possessed, Death, Hirax, Megadeth, A.O.D., D.R.I., Madonna.
Slayer, Direct Action, Trouble, Suicidal Tend«ncies.
Terry, what Is your response to speculation about you being a "big fat chubby man"?
Well I m not as chubby as Ray. He is bloody hge! ---
Have you gotten the Pilsbury Dough Boy in trouble yet?
No, but Mark of Guillotine is pregnant with ny child.
Hw tos the Jerry Falwell concert? _
Not as spiritual as the Latka performance in Greece last year or the Poland orgy of 1860. I
going to do any touring of Toronto? Montreal? Buffalo? How about Beirut or Tokyo airport?
We re only playing in Toronto so far, but we plan on touring all over the fucking place with full boners in
hand in '86.
BT: If Tiffy pooped on your pillow, would you poop on Tlffy?
 all: No, we would take Tlffy's poop and throw It at Stan and Ray's faces and then wipe the dogs ass with pages
of Brutal Torture.
Has Terry learned to play the other three strings on his hass yet?
What the fuck are you talking about Ray? You have a $700 Gibson Les Paul and you still can't play open E
on it. Ha! Ha!! Got ya.
What did you do before the formation of Slaughter?
I was a male prostitute in Poland, Dave was a god and Ron was a clone of Vince Neal. Stan was a geisha boy
and Ray sat on the beach staring at bbbbbbbbbbbikins.
Anything else to say to the underprivi ledged readers of this shit
The readers are not tnderprivilcdged but Stan and Ray are. Dave ( loaf ) Hewson is god, Ron ( pink') Sinners
is asleep and Terry ("Lizzy") Sadler is masturbating.

(MORE QUESTIONS BY ROB URBINATI FOR SLAUGHTER.)

r Rob: Aa 1 (Rob Urbinati) a god?

If you were in Slaughter you would be, but you're close to Dave B. Hewson.
Is it true we taught you fuckers how to play?
Yes and now we play with ourselves every night. ,
Do you think Chicken Man looks like a paratrooper?
No he looks like a cop from 52 Division.
What do you think of Guillotine?
The mag Guillotine is the hardcore bible and Mark and John are true gods of thrash. Mark is also attractive.
Terry, why do you like Wendy 0. William's tits? Because she's into rock7
No, because ^ want this Much Music TV.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfOOOOOOOOOWWhUMMWUWVMWW!!!!!!!!! Right Now!’
(QUESTIONS FOR B.T. BY SLAUGHTER AH) SACRIFICE.)

When the hell will B.T. be out fuckers? quickly!!!

"Not before its time!”
all: Why is Ray so goddarobed fat? Diet pal!
Ray: Look pal, at least 1 don't ha
have little flippers for feet!!!!!!!!
Ray, what does "Blacky Lawless" mean to you? Quickly Latka!
Floppy tits with milky nipples.and you're dead Chris, for telling everyone about Latka.
Stan, what does "latei^' mean? (It better not refer to sex.)
Later.
What do you think of Sacrifice's first video?
Stop bunping into the ndc., Rob!
Don't titter. You don't have a video. pic: Nelly
Sure I do. I just don't have a VCR to watch it on.
When will B.T. ever give a serious Interview? Honestly Boys!
When Terry stops fornicating his life-size Wendy 0. poster.
Ray, what does the intersection of Benaondsey and Eg ling ton mean to you fucker?
Shaengi festivities and lots and lots of polka.

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 DEATH MILm gi
c/o Dave Read ™
36 Bellbury Cr.
Willowdale, Ontario
M2J-2J8 : CANADA

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rad!!!!!.luiuiiiiuii.I think I'll try a double vertical flip off the side of
this exit ranp, land on the next level, do a couple spins and follow through with a
dive over that garbage bin. zzzzzzzzzzPLQP!!! Raging!!!!..,.Puck, there's a bitch
of a narly turn coating up.zzzzzzzzzz.Shit, that was close. Now for a
radical slalom dawn 12 floors of spirals. Ha, ha, here I go.zzzzzzzzzz....Holy
Puck, totally rad! Oh, oh. Security!.Shit he's big. "Hey punk! Get the fuck
out of here or I'll do your skull in!” Fat wimp!!! 'got to catch me first!!.
(woof! woof! woof!) Shit! Dobermans! !>4t$3cd*!!! Time to cut out.... zzzzzzzzzz
"If I ever find you skating in here again, I'll take that board and ram it up your
asshole!!!!*'.(woof! wooof! voooof!!!!) Shit they're eating ay board!!!!!!!

Sudden Impact get their kicks from eluding burly security guards as they skate
in search of the perfect garage But to really relax, they like to rip off live
lobsters. (Or at least Steve does.) Who the fuck cares!—(you might well
say...) Right!....Wrong!!! I do (So there!).For those who don't know, B >^
Sudden Impact is Raid English (the man with the flying coffee cream cups and who
occasionally plays the guitar), Hitch Garvin (lings), Steve Milo (bass and lobsters),
Scott Fraser (dnins), as well as a new guitarist, Mike Brunt. The band started out
as a 4-piece, but by early '05 decided to became noisier so they sdded James 11 on
guitar. By late stumer, James left and Mike took over the duties. Their first demo, .
"Freaked Out", ws released In Late '84 and contained excellent songs like: "Caught Op", "Bent Ok", "New Song",
"Drunk Driving", "Freaked &it", "Sudden Impact", and four others. They're deadly thrash with "no bullshit" lyrics.^
Everyone in the band contributes to the lyrics, while Reid writes all the ausic. At the annent, they're going in J
the studio to record some new tunes for an upcoming ep entitled "No Rest From the Wicked". Some of the titles are: ^
"To Our Glorious Dead", "Just Yourself”, "Wipe It Off", "No Rest From the Wicked” and "Terrorist Attack". But before
"No Rest From the Wicked" comes out, you can hear them an the "Canmmicatian Riot" compilation from Montreal. S.I. j
have a couple tracks on it along with other Canadian thrash. Also in the mean time, you can witness than perform M
their tunes at exceedingly ridiculous levels (very loud, Shithead!) at their devastating shows.
.. ...(SPLAT!! 1) — why it's: SHUN IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J
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 SUDDEN IMPACT : Interview —> Isuaner "SS, at The PC]

BT: What songs off the dono will be on the ep? Scott: A real gopher?
Reid: Uhhhh.geeez. Raid: Gopher from the Love Boat?
Mitch: A whole bunch of 'on. Steve: He gets too much fucks.
Reid: Ten songs altogether.About half maybe off Scott: I wouldn't give him a quarter.
> the dene. Reid: No way.
Rob U: •tonzo"? Steve: I don't know. 1 never met a gopher I didn't
Scott: Yeah, ’fcenzo". like......Uhat do you mean a "gopher"?
Raid: Shhh, sh, shhhhhhh! Scott: A real gopher? A real furry gopher?
Mitch: No, 'fcn2o'"s not an it. Reid: A rodent!
Scott: Yeah it la so....ah. No...It's a big surprise, BT: How Long has the band existed?
► I forgot. Scott: About a year and five months.
BT: What's new about your new songs? BT: How ia your other guitarist working out?
Mitch: Longer. Reid: He's working out at the drug store.
Reid: We learned to play a bit better. Scott: Sometimes now if we play with only one guitar
Mitch: There's more slow and fast parts. player, it sounds shit.
BT: What about lyrically? Reid: Hey!
Reid: Pretty much the same. Scott: Well, it doesn’t sound shit, it's Just that we
BT: Uhat did you order at Hr. Submarine just now? could never go back to one.
Scott: I had a Super Sub with hot peppers and mayo... Reid: It's a lot better live. It thickens up the
Fucking guy was an idiot too. He forgot our sound.
► orders about three times. BT: Last words?
Mitch: 1 had an Assorted with hot peppers. Mitch: Why do you call it Brutal Torture?
Steve: Cheese with extra cheese and tana toes. BT: 'cause it's retarded.
Mitch: Milo had lobster tails. Steve: Name some of your favorite tortures.
BT: Did you know that the chef had a bad egg-fart Scott: Have you ever tortured small animals....
before you guys ordered? like burn't frogs or anythlig?
Scott: Whet, the cook? No way. 1 can fuckin see it Steve: .buried cats up to their necks...and ran
> though-The guy's out to lunch. over than with lawn mowers?
BT: Do you plan to do any touring around? BT: ....little kids....I hang than from their
Steve: Touring is our goal, our dream, something we paiis's. (Or is it peni?)
1 really want to do.We haven't got any Reid: Hi n»in emu. mu.
f definite plans but we'll do it sometime. Scott: Interview the Chinese food guy next door.
BT: What bands do you listen to? Steve: Now let's do a Reubei Kincade interview for
Reid: A lot of older bands.... your 'zine.Oh Don!! Come over here.
Steve: Before 1 left, I listened to the Mentors. We're gonna interview you....
Mitch: Tanya Tucker. Scott: Would you give a ground hog a quarter if it
.Steve: Yeah, James is into country. came up to you asking for one?
' Scott: Gospel cotaitry. Dan: A gopher? I'd butt fuck 'em!
Reid: Seriously though. Scott: Oh Reub!!!!
Scott: Yeah he seriously likes Tanya fucking Tucker. Don: Hedge hogs rule!
Reid: ....actually a lot of hardcore and speed metal. Scott: A forty foot hedge hog.
Scott: Mostly metal for me. Steve: So how come you don't manage the Partridge
Steve: 801 pick, 201 speedcore. Far-lly anymore;
BT: Do you ever trip over rocks or shit while skating? Don: Lori didn’ t fuck.
Steve: Not Just rocks, other things too,..pedestrians, Steve: How's Tracey? Has she grown up pretty nice7
1
Don: Yeah, except that she liad skin cancer and lost
Mitch: Shit... .Other skaters. one breast.What magazine is this for?
Scott: Dogs.... Steve: It's a fucking bondage magazine....
Steve: Fruit in markets. BT: Steve, say something about lobsters.
1 BT: Do you have any political views? Scott: The torture of lobsters.
Scott: Not really. Steve: We fucking steam 'em so you can't hear them
Reid: Individually we do but we don't express than in scream...If you put than in water, you can

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our songs or anything, it's something totally
differoit from the band.
If a gopher came up to you and asked you for a
quarter, would you git* it to him?
Scott:

Steve:
hear than scream.
Hey that’s not them screaming, it's air caning
In and out of their Joints.
Oh is it?.What a scam.
Mitch: dolled Joints....sounds good. pk NkMUa
Steve: Oh fuck., 1 have to work in a butcher shop.
I':# learning how to be a fucking butcher
Den: Do you cut chicken heads off?
Scott: A vegetarian cutting meat?
Mitch: Yeah, really Milo.
Performing vivisection.
Scott: Do you get blood all over 'ya Hilo?
Steve: Well fuck, yeah, there's blood all over
place.Do you guys used to burn ants
under magnifying glasses?
BT: Yeah of course.
Scott: Did you ever stick fire crackers In fishes'
iriTutl'^ and blow them up?
Mo, 1 stuck fire crackers in little girl's
buttock.
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 Whoever hasn't heard of Exodus by now probably
so it's probably not worth me probably over a bit
of history. Right? Wrong again pal!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exodus was formed way back around "80 they sure
^ / \WV/ couldn't so he got hoofed in the nuts. By the
^ time hung up by his tongue. His inevitable Exodus
were ready to go when Kirk Haronet left to join.
Yes....That9s right.Metallic*. Well, "what the
fuck!7!?!" Right? Kept an trying an one of their nightly or is it two nights? Itemra....
It was a nice little man named Paul knife chainsaw or two to their charitable cause. Police found the blood soaked
bag the next morning* Tampons this nice man was inducted into the brotherhood as the chief shit-disturber vocalist.
Weil, what the fuck I mean that's only Gary Holt (guitar), Tan Hunting (draw), Paul Baloff (vocals) yeah but...
Right? Wrong!! Smart Asses!!!!! Weil Exodus had to get a fuckin move on so they needed two new members quick.
Guitarists and bassists were sunncoed there's three or so thousand from the Middle East. Try-outs were stranded but
because Europe, Russia, England, Argentina, Upper Volta, snail butt holes with cunts and tuna!!!! But it was all
bullshit 'cause the perfect guys were right In the bay areas Rick Hunolt (guitar), Rob McKillop (bass). They were
optimistic with one way third class tickets. Well, "what the fuck!" Many blistering shows, debut albun entitled
"Bonded by Blood", gore, two missing teeth. Exodus are finally on their way etc.live played here....gpod...»
EXOCUS
c/o Gary Holt
P.0. Box 339
Orinda, California
94563-0339 : U.S.A.

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 Larry's Hideaway]

1st question, how's this tour coming along? No. Iodine.

Except for Winnipeg; the promoter is a fucking Garys Salt or Iodine. It works just as well...I took
asshole. We ended up canceling the show, biology for three years.Then you take It,
fucking the day of the show. then you fucking cut a hole in it and fuck it!!
Wtwt's the scene like In 'Frisco? No, you get a guitar string and put it around
Yeah, it's fucking happening. its neck and you fucking jank it.
What constitutes a usual night of torture, BT: Did you enjoy the Vatican on your last trip there?
piloting and blatant violence for Exodus7 Rick: The Vatican? It’s god! m
Just kicking wane bitches ass and fucking an Gary: We fucked the Pope In the butt!!!
up the ass and kicking dudes in the ass. Paul: We didn’t mean to, it just...Like...happened.
If they don't want it then they can't have it -: Bull, you did it on purpose....Paul slamned it.
and if they don't want it, they get kicked ....You’re a pervert!
in the fuck in ass anyway.When we go out Paul: I’m sorry, I'm sorry....
we kick same people's ass and we go to -: We were horny.
Ruthie's Im usually and cause a Lot of BT: Does It concern you that Santa might not bring
violence and blood. That's always one of you a present this year?
my best ideas. That's a real good Idea.... Paul: He better!! He better bring me sane fucking
We like that a lot. tweets or I'll kill him.1 want girls from]
What's your favorite hcndcidal movie? Sants and he better fucking bring 'on.
’’Doctor Butcher” .Godson It!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Maniac", "Bloodsucking Freaks ......... BT: Hey Rick, what the fuck's with your tooth all
...."Clockwork Orange" is god! the time In all those fucking pictures?
It's not that...It's kind of well made though. Rick: What Is it, 1 don't loom.aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre"!!!!!!!! Tom: Let's show him, Rob, what's with Rick's tooth.
"California Hillside Strangler" Rick: Ith gaaaaaaaahwn!
"Toolbox Murders!! Toolbox Murders!!!!!!!!" Paul: Ue have a bad habit of getting in a lot of
What new songs have been written? trouble. So you know, when it's sometimes one
We're not going to tell no names. on 15, we might lose.
"Ripped your Mama's Hide Off'....That's s Yeah, one against everybody.
good one. Paul: We don't often lose, there's only two teeth
8T: Will "Hells Breath" and "Death Rot/' be on missing. I'll have you know that me, Gary V
■riiw and Tan don't have any missing yet. _
No. BT: Anything to add?
Any lyrical or musical changes? Paul: What?
No. BT: Anything to add?
Good! Paul: How.what, anything to what?
It will be more technical but it will be twice BT: Anything to add?
as heavy. Paul: Died?
Since you've said before that your influences BT: Add!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are old metal bands, are you influenced by Paul: What? Anything to add?....Yeah.
‘ any new bands? Metal is dying, Culture Club will rule the
Tan: Discharge. 1 love Discharge. world.and Duran Duran.
(.about 10 beers on stage, .correct? A -: Boy George.I love it.
pitcher or two of Coke.. .A pitcher of ice Gary: (.....and two machine gun bullets......)
or so.Towels? Do you got any towels7) Paul: Just kill everybody that doesn't like metal.
Give us five easy steps on how to torture a
gopher i
1st you wait for him to pop-up in his hole,
you shoot him in the fuckin shoulder to
injure him.2, you pop him out of that
hole with a stick, while he's still lying . / ' ,
but wounded...3rd, you take pliers and rip
his fur off.
.inch by inch. >
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Garys 4, you fucking pour salt all over his open * ifijd
wounds.

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 Have you eijoyed yourself so far? No!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Well buddy, it'sJ
game get a lot worse! HTRAX!Is it the cry of a moi^oloid W
abortion! How about the mating call of a gopher! No!?!? (Fuck off an! stop1
complaining about my intro's.) Hi rax is fuckin total thrash from California,
which being lethal, will make your body bleed furiously. Their albun,
"Raging Violence", was just released and for the moment is only available ^
cn Metal Blade records from the U.S.But it's fucking devastating eax^h |
to make you wanna go out and kick over kiddies lemonade stands. Are you A
tired of this bullshit already? Wanna read what Katon has to say? Then ®
stop trying to rip up this shit-rag and read the godacn interview goof!!!!!!!
HIRAX ,
^ c/o Katon De Pena
6062 San Rafael Dr. ^
Buena Park, California 1
-How many demos has Hirax recorded? 90620 : U.S.A.

-Who 1s in Hi rax now and is this the original Hn» up?

The Hi rax line up 1st Katon W.~De Pens (vocals), Gary Monardo (bass), Scott Owen (guitar) and John^Tabares
W (drums). This is not the original line up but it is the heaviest 4 fastest line up Hirax has ever had! ^
-Where have you played so far and is there a tour in the works? ‘
We have only toured California but after the album is released we'll start our tour of the U.S. and Canada;

-Would
You re talking about my girlfriend!!!!!!
| -What kind of cereal do you eat?
I don't eat the stuff. I eat Metal. a
P -What are your views on vomit?
I love it; red, green, orange vomit!!!!!!
1-How did you come to pick the name "Hirax"?

you and Slayer, or is it just some bullshit p«nrmr7

-What was the most cash the tooth fairy ever left you?
Five dollars 4 a six-pack of beer!
•Anything else?
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TERMINAL RACE : interview —> (fall '85]
BT: So why didn't you play any shows In the 3tinner?
I had to get a drun act. practicing
for this reason.
Daniel: We were fticked.
BT: How many shows have you dooe so far?
Daniel: We've played our school three tines and at
parties. As for actual club dates, we've
done seven at Larry's, CKZ and Starwood.
What's T.R.'s history and what disgusting
things have each of you done in your child¬
hood days? (By yourselves or to each other.)
Shaun: We all went to the same school and that's how
we met.In the simmer we play a lot of
Death Sockey.
What influences have you had?
Barry Manilow, Plasmatics, Discharge, Motorhead,
G.B.H., Vans, Minor Threat, Me tall lea, Wham,
Slayer, Black Flag, Exodus, B.O.S., Celtic
Frost, Bad Brains, Voivod, Chronic Submission,
Sudden Impact, Slaughter, Sacrifice, Young
Lions, Y.Y.Y., Direct Action, Dr. Know, Dire
Straits, Madonna, Nip Drivers, C.O.C., AC/DC,
Suicidal Tendencies, D.Y.S., Agnostic Front,
Crucifix, D.R.I., Onslaught, Destruction,
Raw Pcawr, A.O.D., Meat Men, Unwanted, Die
Krcuzen, Necros, Agression, Flipper, A.O.F.,
7 Seconds, D.O.A., S.P.K., ... (We don't
really know what Ted likes cause he doesn* t
talk ouch and Mike cruises to strange toons.)
BT: Has anyone else ever been In the baral?
Daniel: We once had Paul Coral do a guest appearame
at a live show.
BT: What was the reason for getting booted off the
dacned stage in Don Mills Collegiate?
Daniel: The band before went over time, so in the
middle of our set, (right after Paul Coral's
guest appearance), they turned off the power.
Shaun: Then 1 started playing dmns and the curtains
began to close. At this mcment I threw ay
drun sticks and hit the w»«vi dude in the
head. Needless to say, a fracus ensued.
What aongs have you written and do you plan
on putting them on a demo soon?
Shaun: Some titles we have written: Cunt Rock, Chase,
M.O.Y.A., Motorglue, Exterminator, D.M.
Shi Lass, (and of course, the legenlary)
Farmer Brown.
Daniel: As soon as Shaun gets his ass in gear, we can
start projects such as demos and records and
going to the movies,...
Shaun, why does Brian break out in hysterical
laughter when he hears you drun?
Shaun: Rubbish is weird and his dam bird can* t even
say "speed metal" yet.
Vulva?
Cunt: external female genitals, esp. external
orifice of vagina.Excellent!!!!!!!!
Daniel: Yeah, uh-huh!
Shaun: We're not even sure what Ted is, maybe Sluggo
or southing.
Well I know what Mike is.Good, he didn't
see that, 'cause his drool would smear the iofc
We hear you worship Johnny Cash and Willie
Nelson^ Is it true?
We enjoy a lot of Willie’s work, especially
his motion picture, "Barbarosa". In my
opinion, he won the Academy-award for "most
sincere performer”, to have both his ears
cut off!!!!!!!
Did Johmy respond kindly to your tribute to
him at Suicidal Tendencies?
Yes I think he was quite touched, There was
even talk a while back an the possibility
of T.R. joining Jotany on stage at his Forun
performance. But Lo and behold, that Christ¬
ian dyke, Barbara Mandrell, got to do it
instead because she survived a fucking ca
accident or some shit Like that.
Kid metal?
Oh.an old alias.
What do you want to achieve in a Terminal Rage?
We went to play more and record.
Everything!!!!! ^fl
Ted's only in it for the chicks and Mike just^
needs money for gas and beer. I would really
like to tour with the band one day.
Wrnld you like to take advantage of this
opportunity In expressing anything of great
significance? (Anythlngto add?)
Sham: We enjoy violence viewing and hate pigs.
Daniel: Ted wxiid say "AA!" I'll say, "play Death
Sockey or DIE!!!!!!!"
Is It true that yeast Infections are an
effective form of lubrication In dry
fra women who have pale white skin and give
milk: trar. their stretched and drooping
fleshy breasts, using fat chubby hands and
aims with balls and cLimps of fat and old
skin tissue fian»~-.in»;.
Sham: In a nut shell, yes.
Daniel: Quite.
Sham: Ted loves women with pale white skin that give
■ilk from their drooping fleshy breasts with
fat chubby hands and arms with balls aui
chirps of fat hanging. Brown doesn't but
he fucks than anyway......Ted was
unable to answer any questions because he
is generally mute and Mike was off in Europe
an a brief assignment.
Ml!
 This hand fucking Kills!!!!! Their records sell out everywhere...
>ias$es and masses of fans follow than in order to get an autograph. x 13
Last week they sold out all 100 000 seats in Maple Leaf Gardens for
five nights straight and tomorrow morning they are starting work on
® f* f?I X
a full length motion picture named ‘‘Don't pronounce the two 'L's
in Guillotine or we'll make you drink Budweiser", to be shown at a
theatre near you.•••••••••••Shit! I forgot. Guillotine's a magazine
not a bend and Mark 4 John work in K-Mart.Oh well.. .Made a good intro though.
.So vhy the fuck would we have an interview with a magazine? Simple. They're gpd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i!!!!!!!l
-Why?
Fucking because we fucking been trying to fucking work our low-life fucking
asses out of fucking debt and I'm fucking sick of hearing your fucking godamed
sniveling. Wait your turn.
-Why not?
You're really fucking pushing me now fucker. You'd better shut the fuckii* hell up before I fuckii»
corpse ify you, ya fucking fuck. I'll rip your fucking parts off your fucking frame.
-Ever tried head cheese on toast?
Eimuuuii. That reminds me of bowel snakes on a bun or macaroni 4 cheese that's been microwaved for too
long. Groty to the max!!!!
-Anally Injected Death Sentence?
Do you remember those old scngs "Mr. Jaws" and "Boogie Mights"? "Mr. Jaws" was that stupid one with the
little parts of other songs throw in, STUPID!!! I also liked that song by Simon 4 Garfunkel "Nothing
But the Dead" and "Dying Back In My-y Little Town". Disco Duck ruled too.
-Hew about Rock Hudson?
Oh wow! Mrs. Uhatsername, uh, Churk's next door neighbor old lady, fuckin, she couldn't shit for 3 days
and she tried enemas 4 laxatives but she had to end up digging her shit out with her fillers!!!!! There
was a big hard chunk clogging her up!
-Tropical goldfish mating rituals?

-Boy's breast Slk?1 * * * * * * *”9^1 n6V*r “t* wlth rituais‘ Never- ^ ar* finitely an intra-species kinds

I think uh, Big 'un Bob has seme of that. He’s a big boy. I asked him, I said, "hey Big 'un Bob, how
much do you weigh? 300 pounds yet?" And he said: "Maw, 299, but if ya feed me 2 lasagne's I'll hit
3CO easy! Heh, heh. Good ol’ Big 'un Bob, wears condiments on his face. Crazy guy.
-The process of homogenizing girl's nipple juices for frestoess?
Hey now, Just fuck off a minute buddy. I don t want nothin to do with none of than hano-genes Keep them
things away from me.
-Are you going to do any touring of America and Canada?
We were thinking about doing a tour with Brain Damage, but since they broke up now, we had to cancel. It
sucks cause we had all our home movies ready 4 rarin ta go. We may end up touring with Metal Slaughter
_, or Brokan Ostriches, possibly even with Death and Destruction, just to piss off BorivoJ, of course.
"When s the next album comii^ out?
Albums canc out every day new Ray. People bootlegging all our live shows A rehearsals. It's really
aggrivating to know that my trusty #2 has probably been tapped right now by some computer scientist out
to make a quick buck. I've got a jarming/anti-tracking device on order, but imtil it comes in I'll just
have to deal with the situation like a mature adult and nurdulate the Fuckin bostiches
-Spray 6" from underarm?
That is what Rick would tell you the directions were if it really said "take two, 1/2 hour before each
meal. He is a fucking lying dick just like Kam. They're both nice to you while they fucking lie their
rool heads off and then they'll call you a dick behind your back. Did you know that Rick went to
California and stayed with Katon for a week? Neither did Katon. Did you know that Rick wrote all the
Death material? Neither did Chuck Oio had to shew Rick every song except "Demon's Flight" and "Witch of
Hell . And Chuck also had to fucking slow down and simplify shit because Rick couldn't play the songs.
Did you know Kam sang every song? I could have sworn that was Chuck I saw for 1/2 the sot«s on micro¬
phone. Chuck also had to show Kam how to play the fucking dnms!! Rick aixl Kam also beat me up!?!?!!!
Ouch!!!!!! Helluva job they did. They never touched me because they were too busy hiding behind Racks
in Jordan Marsh. Fat Rick 4 Km are fucking liers.
-Bob uses #10 envelopes?
 Oh fudc. Not again.. Christ Almighty. If 1 told you once I told you a hundred billion times, don't
ttuckin 10 oivelopes for crying out loud. What would the neighbors thiifc?
-Would you enter a career In electronics?
1 of is on my tape after Cryptic Slaughter. Anyways, I don't know
^ !0yCUlaa'7 3c°tt knows- «*y S«>«, what's on your tape after the Cryptic Slaughter
JSLJT'r" ,*?“u“? 1tato- <**?•™»=«y oiy«, w,uudcit
™r£*£ ,“}**' JL L-P*’' “*? •*“ *““• So Oo Sl««hter. De,th. Him, Cltic, ftoyh™ (HTC)
and 20 billion other bands. How d we start this shit anyways?
-Old you know they were anarchist racist scon?
> Is this one of those trick questions? Well fuck, I’m stunped. Give me the
-Penis zits: Where do you stare!?

^J**” 8etUnR haid‘ Y0U ahouid these things with multiple choice answers. I'd be e lot
happier if you did. Mrs. Setayesh did it, and she tai fora Iran. She raged. She Let me sleep in class
and never bring my book and everything. The whole 9 yards!
-Budwclser is BEST!!!!!!
N°fu‘*1* Buto*P«* for this guy. Nunt uh, no way. Micheloba rule along with "Jack in the Boot" tacos
Der Weinersnitzel, 7-11 Hoagies and Katon Da Pena.
I -How god is Guillnrtn*?
Gaudier than god, or 40 000 miles; whichever cones first. Well, since you dixki't ask, I'd like to thank
’ZZ'JO: 006 *“ “ out‘ l>y* a Wait, Eric Keller is reel
cool, Howdy Matt 0., Terry, Les, Vadiai, Quckledygoup, Nik and anyone else who wants to be thanked
Sign your name here: X _

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 Just when you thought it was safe to crawl back to the
iHH grave, out pops MW D.O.G.......Formed in May ('85),
umms>n m um hath of goo consists of four uuiua
douche workers: Tin Alehin (MW drisn destruction], Terry
Glrouard [barbaric (but polite) vocal insults], Paul Tasker
[bass] and Glem Salter [ttjfct AWttflW electric twanger].
A few days after the formation in May, four originals were done
k and recorded in a fart-musty Mississauga basement. This tape has ,
good shit an it and since then, D.O.G. has expanded both in
quality and quantity...(Clem Salter has gained a whole five pounds!!)
Some of the song titles include: "Not Dead Yet", "Death Concerto",
"Hypothermia", "Blood and Roses", "Bnbryonic Death", ’\3.0.D." and the
ever-popular polka classic, "Gator Slaughter". 'Vith fast paced thrashing
music, vulgar, crude and sometimes hunorous lyrics, D.O.G. are bound to
offend the weak-hearted and those with any morals."-[Ted Knight (M.T.M.s.)]
As a hand, D.O.G. can't be called any certain type of msic.cause it isn't....
(and thank DOG for that!!!!!)....So far, D.O.G. has only played a couple shows
around T.O. The first one was at a Little shit-hole-of-a club with Death Militia and
the second was at Larry's..For the future, they're racin' to do more shows with local bands and they're
making plans for a studio demo to be called, "The Great Onnipotent Deceiver'' (or ’t.O.D.").The individual band
menbers are influenced by anything from Sex Pistols to Motorhead to D.R.I. to HelLhamaer. As a band, they are in¬
fluenced by: Death, Sodom, Possessed, Raw Power, Septic Death and Mayhem.
.Just Rananber - IT'S NOT MEEAL, IT'S U$ WWW DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.and Terry Glrouard premises not to talk about anymore Polar Bears D.O.G.
before the song "Hypothermia".. .®A> Glenn Salter
#604, 1660 Bloor St. East
Mississauga, Ontario
LAX-1R9 : CANADA

.. wS
 This is American hardcore
thrash at its fucking best!tilt
With their debut albun "Eye
For An Eye", C.O.C. burst onto
the scene with intense fuckers
Like: "Indifferent'', "Broken
Will", "Rabid Dogs", ’toExist",
"RednccKXK", "Poison Planet"
and others. Too bed the record
is a bit hard to get, so you
can keep your eye open for it
or you can order it from Toxic
Shock records. The tonsil¬
lectomy an this record was
carried out by Eric Eycke, but
he is no longer with Mike Dean
(bass, vocals), Woody Weatherman
(guitar) and Reed Mullin (dries
& some vocals). Their next
release was the track 'Visa
of Death" on Pushead's "Cleanse
the Bacteria" compilation.
But recently, they cane out
with their second albun,
"Animosity”, and it fucking
KILLS!!!!!! It Kills!!!!!!!!
They've got going for '«* tunes
like: "Loss for Words",
"Consuned", "Prayer", "Holier",
"Intervention", "Mad World"
and four more tfiich you'll
have to check out for yourself.

TOXIC SHOCK C.O.C.

P.0. Box 242 P.0. Box 5091
Pomona, Ca. Raleigh, N.C.
91769 : U.S.A. 27607 » U.S.A.

-Hw are the audiences in North Carolina?

Pretty cool, a lot of people usually show up at^
gigs (200-250) and always a lot of action.
-Are you still based there?
Yeah, we all still live there.
-Do you plan to get faster as you age?
No. Not intentionally. We've been very fast and
then we slowed down. We go with how we feel.
Some of our new tunes are fast as shit though.
-How much netal and how much pimk do you listen to?
I (Woody) List® to both; mostly metal though.
1 like Exodus, Slayer, Possessed, Motorhead,
Rsnones, Discharge, ...
-Anything else for the skankers and staged!vers here in T.0.7
Write to us and cone to our shows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

,...Gfi Shitr!!! We neglected to tell you that since C.O.C.

hails from North Carolina, they enjoy being second cousins
to the fakes of Hazzard and have funny accents and are
harassed by fat "redneck" cope and eat 'possun innerds, as
well as bucket loeds of the colonel's best.
.....We thought ya all would wanna know this.
pics: Nelly

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 Here's another great band from Boston: Gang Green. The members
are Chris (weals, beer, guitar, beer and only original member and
beer), Glen (bass and beer). Chuck (guitar and beer) and Brian
(druas, beer and Jerry's Kids fane). So far they've had only two
singles out and a nunber of appearances on compilation albuas,
'•V
even though they've been naad a while. They also played lldikos
(Starwood) twice in the last couple months and had the opportunity
to prove to everyone that they could still move their fingers after
several gallons of Bud. (before passing out.)..
.Now, we did get an interview with them hut, But, BUt, BUTT..., ■ '•CO# IMOI

.we kind of forgot who's who.....(Well it does happen so I don't

wanna here no lip pal!!!!!)......Here's that we did: from now
an, the members of Gang Green will be referred to as Drunk#l, Drunk*2, SKATf UlOAy.DRINK AllNtGHI
Drunk#3 and Drunk#4......If you figure out this mess, send
your solutions to: I unfucked what the goofs In B.T. fucked-up mnmyiniu
c/o GANG GREEN
c/o J.R. Head
BT: So what do you think of this place?
#4, 15 Barrows St.
Drunk #1: It's pretty cool eh!
Ailstan, Ha.
Drunk #3: It's a cool place, cause you get to drive
02134 : U.S.A.
really fast on the highways.1 was going
Drunk #2: Take off Hoser!.Eh? 90 on the higfemy and someone passed me....
BT: What's Boston like now? BT: How was the (Blue Jays) game?
Drunk #3: I wouldn't know a thing about it! Drunk #2: We didn't go. We just bought the caps cause
Drunk #1: I wouldn't know a thing about It! everyone's screaming "Blue Jays"
BT: Do you have an lp coming out? Drunk #3: We're doing this to be popular.
Drunk #1: Wouldn t know a thing about it! Drunk #4: We want to get laid.
Drunk #3: We've got a 12" ep coming out soon with Drunk #3: We wanna get laid and get free beer tonight1
four songs and we have a full albun so we had to buy these Blue Jays hats.
casing out, hopefully in January. BT: Who do you think's better; Canadian or American
So Chris is the only original member in txairj; ■'
the band? Drunk #1: We wouldn't know a thing about it.
iDrunk 42: Yeah. We had to bring him along cause, Drunk #3: The Bruins are ok.
you know. Drunk #2: ...for a baseball team.
JJT: What happened to the other guys? Dna*. #3: The Blue Jays game was rough today.. .The guy
Dnak #1: They go to school. They're off working shouldn't have got called for the high
on their careers.Beer drinking... sticking.....and the iceing penalty was
They drink a lot of beer. really rough too.
Drunk #2: They lift weights though. Dnmk #1: ....but the field goal.
BT: You also have a new dnntncr eh? Drunk #3: That was a great field goal....35 kilometres.
Drunk #2: nh; BT: But are you guys rock?
Drunk #1: Bi?.We got a new dnsmer now, Brian. Drunk #2: We're a rock land from hell!
Drunk #2: He's been with us for a couple months. Drunk #1: Rock from hell.
Drunk #1: He used to play in Jerry's Kids. The BT: Have you guys ever had beer boat-races?
infamous Jerry's Kids. Drunk #2: Beer what races?
BT: Why did you cancel the August show for? Dnmk #1: Whet's that?
Drunk *1: Ue all :«ntcd to go home and see our BT: You have a team of five guys, you have two
girlfriends. beers each, then you start going.
Drunk #3: We didn't have enough money to get over (sssssssssslllllllllllluaaaannajtTrrtTppp!!!!
the boarder with all our stuff....We ssssssslUllluuuuuuuuuurmrppppp!!!!!!!!!!)
couldn't afford it.We spent all our .next guy....all the way down to the end.
money on drugs. Drunk #1: Oh?
BT: So this is the first time you've been in Drunk #3: We never did that.
Canada? Drunk #1: We need another member though.
all: Yeah. Drunk #4: Not that we wouldn't win.
Dn*«c 41: Eh? BT: Have you ever been victims of homicidal rubber
Drunk 42: Chris was here when he was in the 3rd grade. Arkies?
Dnak #1: 1 wouldn't know a thing about it. Drunk #3: What the fuck is that?
Drunk #1: Wouldn't know a thing about it!
BT: Wall, how about fetal abnormalities?
Drunk #2: I don't even know what a fetal abnormality
really is.
Drunk #3: They should be shot at birth.
Drunk #2: Oh, a retard! 1 like retards.
Drunk #4: They should kill them all!
.Drunk #3: Killed at birth.Mutants should be
destroyed. There's no room in this world
for rutents.
Drunk #2: My brother's a retard.
Drunk #1: Him?
Drunk #2: No, my other brother.
Drunk #3: My brother's a retard too.
BT: Let's get back on topic. Have you seen oany
Amazonian Spocge pigs?
\Dr\*k #3: We got a bunch in Boston. I got one that
cleans wf house on Wednesdays.
JllUlll: Hi, I'm Jill.
Drunk #3: Hi Jill, we're Gang Green.
Drunk 41: .Can you bring us some beer?
JilUiii: Talk to the guy doing the sound. He'll give
you a case of Bud.
alls All right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunk 41: What about after we play?
Drunk #4: Another Case?
JilUill: Five
Drunk #3t AAAAAAAAAOOCXXXXIOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOUUMiUUUUU!!!!!!
BT: What other places have you played so far?
I Drunk #3: This isn't a tour, it's a weekend thing!" We
did Detroit last night, we're playing here
tonight.maybe...and we're playing
Montreal tomorrow.
Drunk 44: If we get enough beer we'u puy.
Drunk 41: .play that Madonna thing over there!
Drunk #3: Put on Madoma!.Madonna!!!!
Drunk #1: And after that, sane AC/DC if ya got that.
Drunk 43: AC/DC and Madoma.
Dnmk 42: Eh?
Drunk 41: Okay, we'll ask youz ga23 sum questians....
What kind of beer do you drink?
Ray: Anything warn.
Drunk 43: Oh come on! There's only one real beer.
Stam: What, Buttadper?
Drunk 41: Huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BT: Anything to add?
all: Anything to add?
BT: Anything to add? tiu*
Drunk 43: Make it a round of Buds.
Dnmk #4: Ue need sane beer.