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4. What does this punch line mean, “Mom, I had an advice for you. When people tell me to do
work, I don’t listen to them. Then I don’t have work to do. It works for me. You should try it.”?
a. The kid has good grades in school.
b. The kid follows any instruction from the people around him or her.
c. The kid admires his/her mom for being hard working.
d. The kid wants her/his mother not to work just like what he/she has been doing.
5. This text is fact-based with the purpose of exposing the truth through a reliable source
a. Text type c. narrative text
b. Expository text d. persuasive text
6. It display original thinking, report on new discoveries, or share fresh information. What type
of sources is it?
a. Primary sources c. secondary sources
b. tertiary sources d. none of the above
7. It is the telling of a story; the succession of events is given in chronological order.
a. Text type c. narrative text
b. Expository text d. persuasive text
8. What does a clam do on his birthday? What is the correct punch line for this?
a. Party all night c. shellabrates
b. Eat a cake d. eat a pie
For number 9 read the short story.
A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow
in the water, and took it for another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He
therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his largest piece from him.
He thus lost both - that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own,
because the stream swept it away.