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THIS /S a eit or iden J YEARS AGO, ONE OF OUR KIN WAS LOST AS A HUZZAH ! CHEERS! A MOLE WE LEAVE LITTLE BOY IN THE JUNGLE.'IT IS RUMORED HE < SHAPED LIKE THE ROYAL GREY- ' FOR LONOON WAS BROUSHT_UP BY AN APE AND Is STILL STROKE CREST’. AT ONCE! tos LIVING! I HAVE COME TO FIND HIM! I WiLL KNOW HIM BY A MOLE HE HAS, SHAPED LIKE THE GREYSTROKE CREST! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE BROUGHT UP BY AN APB/,,. STICK OUT YOUR 7d IS NO USE! HE HAS LEFT US ss MELVIN OF FOR CIVILIZATION/...6UT HE. THE APES! WILL BE BACK! THE JUNGLE... THE. BULL APE... BUT IN CIVILIZATION THE LAW OF N'GAMBO...IS IN IS WICKED WHITE MAN WITH LUST YH HIS BLOOD!..HE... WILL. FOR GOLD AND POWER!...NO! ME CADILLAC AND 5 6E.. (SNIFF)... BACK ‘A RaNCH-stve | I HOLLYWOOD TYPE HOUSE!ME NO LIKE THIS SHAKING JUST COUNTRY BOY FROM STICKS! ME GIVE COUSIN QUAINT AND TENDER, WHITEGREEN GREYSTROKE, _) GRANDFATHER OLD MAN! A OOKABOLLAKONGA —— OF LOVE AND AFFECTION! BLACKBLUE HANDS !'S TOO FORMAL! mE 7? Om IVE, ets sures! 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Like the beating of the storm waves on the the um stérn and distant shore“Bill him/ Kilt the umpire!” someone shouted With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's in the stand; visage shone; And its likely they'd have lulled him had not He stilied the rising tumult, he made the game Casey raised, his hand. goon: He signaled to the pitcher, and once more “Braud ‘cried. the maddened. thousands, and_ the spheroid’ Plew; he echo answered ‘Fraud!’ But Casey still ignored it,and the umpire said, But one scornful look from Casey and. ‘Strike two! et the audience was awed; They saw his face grow stern and cold, they Mud. they knew, that Casey wouldn't let saw his muscles strain, the ball go by again.The sneer is gone from Casey's lips, He pounds with. cruel vengeance ‘his teeth are clenched in hate, nis bat upon the plate: a aa And now the pitcher holds the ball, Bud now the air is shattered by And now he lets it go, the force of Casey's “blow. Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere is shining bright, _ children shout, The band is playing somewhere: and somewhere But there is no joy in Mudville nearts are light; migat ry Casey has struck out![HORROR DEPT. : THE TALE WAS TOLD BY AN OLD SEA-FARING MAN, BABBLING IN DELIRIUM BEFORE HE DIED! BABBLING AMONGST THE FLOTSAM ANO JETSAM TOSSED UPON THE CONEY ISLAND SHORE HE BABBLED... ABOUT MYSTERIOUS ISLAND IN THE TROPICS... ABOUT THE LOST TRIBE OF THE OOKABOLAPONGA... ABOUT THEIR GOD... THE TROPICS!...SOMEWHERE. IN THE LATITUDES, SOUTH AND INSIDE THE FOG... A SHIP RIDES LIKE A GHOST... OF THE SARGOSSA SEA, A PEA-SOUP FOG...SO THICK BLACK SHIP WITH A GRIM-FACED FEARLESS CREW OF, YOU COULD CUT IT WITH KNIFE... HUGS THE OCEAN! — MEN... RIDING TO ITS DESTINY... Witt PONG!‘Mus! JUST, TASTE J WE'LL WEVER ) WAIT! THE FOG THIS FOG/ DELI- ClOUs PEA-ScUP! 15 LIFTING NOW WELL KNOW| WHAT PART OF THE OCEAN WE'RE IN! LOOK! WE'RE NOT, INTHE OCEAN! 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