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PUCK, another believes the party should condemn the course of the present ad
PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ministration in the Hawaiian matter, and that, further, it should deman:
The subscription price of Puck is $5.00 per year.
the annexation of British North America ‘¢whenever our permanent an:
$2.50 for six months. $1.25 for three months. paramount interests demand it.” These letters suggest the atmosphere o/
Payable in advance. a coroner’s inquest, and their gruesomeness is emphasized by Senat:
Keppler & Schwarzmann, Power, who says: ‘‘In my opinion, the Democratic party is going to b
Publishers and Proprietors. very conservative and may disappoint us by its thoughtful and moderat
Editor” - - - - - H. C. Bunner. movements.”
Wednesday, May 24th, 1893.—No. 846. * 7 *
SPECIAL NOTICE.— The most of the articles and illustrations The League met at Louisville. J. S. Clarkson got a day off from h
in Puck are copyrighted in Great Britain. All persons are cau-
tioned against using any of them without permission.
work of carrying on the War of the Rebellion, in order to address it. He
told it that sectionalism is dead. As he recently called Benjamin Harrison
the Benedict Arnold of his party for appointing a Southerner to the Supren
CARTOONS AND COMMENTS. Bench; and, a little later, branded Grover Cleveland with the same tit].
for delegating a Southerner to report upon Hawaiian annexation, M:
Clarkson ought to know. Asa proof that the bloody shirt has been laui:
CONCERNING EPRESENTATIVE REPUBLICANS of the country dried, he told the League that «‘the South has injured itself more than \:
A DEMORALIZED held a symposium in a recent issue of the can recover in generations by teaching its young people dishonesty i:
PARTY. Chicago Inter Ocean, The subject of discussion politics, and, logically, teaching them dishonesty in ail things.” It is not
was the convention of the Republican National surprising that at the conclusion of Mr. Clarkson’s address an adjournment
League at Louisville, and the general welfare of the party. The letters was taken to enable the delegates to attend the Kentucky derby. Subse
were interesting because they told pretty plainly, in one way and another, quently the League ‘pointed with pride” to the passage of a law protect-
the causes of Republican defeat. Senator W. B. Allison thinks there is a ing the lives of railway employees, upon the recommendation of President
condition of unrest which will continue until the wisdom or folly of Demo- Harrison. The only thing lacking to make this a monument to Republican-
cratic theories is demonstrated. Ex-Senator Clayton says the Government ism is proof that Democracy ruthlessly demands a general slaughter of rail-
should lay a heavy hand upon every obstruction to free competition in way employees. The League also warmly endorsed Woman Suffrage, and a
trade; but in the next breath he testifies to the beneficent effects of the foreign policy which tacks the American flag to any vacant pole. With
McKinley Bill. A. H. Leonard, of New Orleans, says the Republican party rare discretion it omitted to mention the Force Bill, the tariff or the silver
has exaggerated the importance of business questions, and ignored ques- question. Accepting the League’s declarations as official, we may expect
tions involving rights and liberties. W. A. Sutherland, of Rochester, asks the Republican forces to be rallied in 1896 upon a platform something
if there has not been, ‘‘ for some time past, a movement toward seclusive- like this:
ness and exclusiveness in the councils of the party.” He believes the ‘We denounce the frequent lynchings of defenceless negroes in the South, so
Louisville gathering will more than justify itself if it does nothing else shamelessly upheld by the Democratic party, and we hereby declare ourselves, as the
than denounce the Union League Club for its rejection of Mr. Theodore party of Law and Order, vigorously opposed to Crime in all its forms.
Seligman. Governor Brown, of Rhode Island, admits that it may be ad- ‘We believe the disease known as Asiatic Cholera to be dangerous to human life,
visable to make some modifications in the present tariff laws, in order to and we shall honestly combat any attempt of the Democracy to domesticate cholera
disabuse the public mind of the impression, unfortunately prevalent, that microbes in the homes of our land. The people's health must not be tampered with by
the party is the friend of trusts. James H. Wilson says that a few peo- the copperheads.
ple voted the Democratic ticket because they suspected that protection ‘‘We tender our sympathy unreservedly to those sections of the country that are
had been overdone’ by Republican tariff laws. The Grand Old Party is, susceptible to devastation by cyclones and floods; and we regard with loathing the
to-day, in much the same predicament as the Presbyterian Church: each Democratic cruelty which exults in the sufferings they entail.
‘We hereby pledge our unqualified support to the Multiplication Table, as it now
feels the necessity of revising its creed, yet each hesitates, because revision
exists. We shall view with alarm any attempt of the Democracy to undermine its integrity,
will show that errors have been found in its dogmas. But, while the Pres-
and our sirength shall be used to vindicate its glorious principles at the polls.”
byterian church may continue nominally under a creed which enlighten-
ment has already rendered practically obsolete, the Republican party is To the above Mr. Clarkson would doubtless add a clause condemn-
under the necessity of formulating a good working creed before it can ing slavery, providing for the re-survey of Mason and Dixon’s line and
hope to win the votes of thinking men. The fear of violating the tradi- denouncing as Benedict Arnolds all men who traitorously persist that the
tions of the party is apparent in the letters referred to. Almost every one War of the Rebellion is ended. The letters we have referred to, and the
declares that the party has nothing to retract, that there is no call for a proceedings of the League itself, all show that the Republican party has
new war-cry. At the same time, many of them seem to recognize the ignored the lesson its overthrow should have taught it. Its intelligence is
futility of fighting on the old issues, and to indicate a desire to do battle still prostituted to the end of devising a platform that shall prove merely
on new lines. One Republican says the party should declare against popular. It does not ask if this measure or that be right or wrong; but,
Southern lynchings, because the Republican party is the party of law and if it will catch the votes of the laboring man, the farmer or the capitalist.
order. Another seems to think the party can make capital out of the In conventions like the one at Louisville the party only sinks a sense of its
recent decisions of the Federal Court at Toledo, in the labor cases. Still folly deeper into the public mind.
SHAM JUVENILITY.
HE ANCIENT tree, white with blossoms,
That-bends to the breezes’ wing,
Looks like an old powdered spinster
Rigged up in the togs of Spring.
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THE INEVITABLE STICKER.
{ CHICAGO MAN.— Talk about your Wana-
maker’s — why we ’ve got half a dozen dry-
goods stores that can knock the spots out of
it— Marshall Field’s, Mandell’s— ,
PHILADELPHIAN.— Perhaps so; but just think of
Mr. Wanamaker’s personal piety.
IN A CLUB WINDOW.
HEN. EssEy.—1I understand Rainsford says that
the saloon is the poor man’s club.
DE KANTER.—Is that so? Well, then, I suppose
he ’d say the club was the rich man’s saloon; wou!d n’t
he? Waiter, bring us two more cocktails.
NOTICE.
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Fair Grounds, Chicago, or from the publishers of Puck, New York, and
Tourist.— What are you going to do with that man?
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A MATTER OF DUTY.
ANNIE HOWE.-— Just look at my new Paris gown! I got it especially to wear next Sunday, when I am going
to be confirmed.
UNA LLoyb.— It is a perfect dream, dear. But I don't see how you can aftord a Paris dress.
ANNIE HOWE.—S-s-h-h! Don't say a word. My dressmaker smuggled it in for me!
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Mrs. Henitey.— William, Mother’s picture has been standing here, unframed, AvcTIONFER.— Now, gents, what am I bid for this novelty ?—‘‘ The Caged
ever since Christmas. Now, you must get a frame for it to-day. Lion!” —'The frame forms the cage. The picture is damaged, but the frame is in
good condition. Fiity cents do | hear? Sold to the gentleman, for fifty cents!
made a single, advancing number one to Before the close of the next base-ball
third. A universal groan went up. The season it is not improbable that the Rev-
coarse youth at this juncture rejected erend Phillip Hoynton will be tried for
offers of sympathy, declaring himself to be heresy.
‘dead game.” The doubter beamed with //, L. Wrlson.
ostentatious gloom,
Number three came smilingly to bat;
two strikes were called; the man on first WHERE TO LOOK.
was leading off boldiy; at the third ball STRANGER.—With all the talk about
pitched, the batsman struck vigorously, immigration | have n’t noticed many for-
but with misdirected energy; the result eigners here.
was a ‘*pop-up” fly. The ball came down Host.- Wait till you see a nomina
immediately over the second - baseman ; ting convention.
he promptly secured it— one man out;
he hurled it to first, catching the runner A ROUSER.
off the base — two men out; as the ball EMPLOYER. — What! On time?
was caught, the runner on third departed This is the first time in a month. Have
for home; he had all but arrived there you bought an alarm clock?
when the catcher received the ball from CLERK.— No; a folding bed.
first and applied it firmly to the out-
stretched arm groping for the plate. A THE MAN who paints the town never
triple play! The home team had won! uses water-colors.
The last grand wave of applause had
died away. ‘The coarse youth, the solid A JACK OF ALL TRADES
— The West-
citizen and Mr. Hoynton made their way ern Burro.
throuch the crowd, the first named pocket- Mr. HENiEY.— There you are, Mary. The frame fits the picture
ing his winnings with a sportsman - like as if it had been made for it ; and I got it at a bargain, tuo. ABOUT THE most tryingg loop-hole of
indifference plainly assumed, the law is the noose.
There was a hand-shake all around. Mr. Hoynton briefly made known
his calling, and invited his friends to attend services the following day at
the 63rd Avenue Presbyterian Church. T he coarse youth, who proved to
be a truck driver, and the solid citizen, who had retired from business,
accepted without hesitation.
The Reverend Mr. Hoynton walked briskly home, suffused with a
mental and physical exaltation that was almost
“i inspiration. His first act was to tear a num-
ber of closely written sheets twice across and
deposit them in a waste basket. That night
he wrote an entirely new sermon.
Sunday morning’s attendance was un-
usually larg e for Midsummer. The Text
was 2nd Peter, 1—7, and was twice repeated
by Mr. Hoynton with pecuilar impressiveness.
He dilated upon the blessing of brotherly love,
the sinfulness of judging one’s neighbors hastily.
He besought the cultivation of charity, patience,
sympathy and tolerance. The heads of his discourse were old, but he
infused into it a new energy, a convincing » Moving eloquence, that awak-
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Prominent in the congregation was the solid citizen, fortified by a
palm-leaf fan. He signified his approval of the sermon by vigorous nods
of his head from time to time. THE ADVANTAGES OF EDUCATION.
The coarse youth, much against his inclination, had been led toa
seat well in front. WEARY RAGGLES Any dorg there, Tomlins ?
He was dressed in tight, ready-made clothes, looked TIRED TOMLINS.— Nuthin’ but a sign; it sez, ‘‘ Look out
rot and uncomfortable, and was fiercely rebellious at the unwonted restraint
fur the dorg!”’
ofos a stiff white collar. The singing caused him to forget his discomfort, WEARY RAGGLES — Well, it's lucky yer kin read, fur here
and,
as the sermon progressed, he became much interested. it comes!
A REASON FOR THE GIFTS.
‘«¢ Just hear what this theatrical company is going to give away at the
performance to-night: a piano, a suite of furniture, twenty dolls,
and a barrel of candy.”
‘¢We don’t want to go, though; we ’ve
both seen the play.”
‘¢ But I have n’t read what it is to be.”
“‘It is n’t necessary. I can tell
from that. It’s ‘Uncle Tom’s Cabin.’”
HAPPY.
Her varents have frowned on the
match—
They say it must not be;
But the maid has a will of her own,
And I ’m sole legatee.
A DIFFERENT VEHICLE.
‘¢Parslow is what you call a hack
writer; is n’t he?”
‘©No; Parslow writes truck.”
Ag A REFORMER.
Toors.—I hear Ginsling has become a temperance fanatic.
TANKS.— Yes; he is leading a crusade against those deadly
perance drinks.
APTLY DESCRIBED. —
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TILLINGHAST (watching a street-fight).— Both of them are drunk. ———_
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BIGGERSTAFF.—
Yes; it’s a regular gin mill.
A FRIEND IN NEED.
I spoke a good word for a brother one day —
A brother in sin — when he fell by the way;
And | laughed in ecstatic, self-righteous glee
Till he heard it, and borrowed ten dollars of me.
Roe L. Hendrick.
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.
THE Victim. —I wish I had a bottle of that stuff!
I can't get a wink of sleep until those fellows get their
difficulties settled.
ALLOWANCES TO BE MADE.
SPACERYT.—
The man who wrote this copy does n’t know beans.
Epirok.— Probably not; we can’t all begin life with a Boston
literary training.
HIS OWN FAULT.
WILLIAM ANN.— What do you mean by smashing my trunk down
like that?
BAGGAGEMAN.—
Had to do it. If you did n’t want it smashed, you
should n’t have marked it, ‘‘ Handle with care.” si
WITH THANKS.
NOvIcE.— How long do you think the editor of the Af/anfic will keep
me waiting for my poem to appear?
OLDHAND.—- It will probably appear in your morning mail.
AFTER THE WEDDING.
THE WORD FOR THE DEED. |
FAMILY FRIEND.—I congratulate you, my dear sir, on the mar-
riage of your daughter. TI see you are gradually getting all the girls oft
DISTRICT MESSENGER SUPERINTENDENT.— We had to discharge that
your hands. little Sullivan boy you recommended to us.
OLD GOLDBRANCH.— Off my hands — yes; but the worst of it is, I City MISSIONARY.— Indeed?
have to keep all their husbands on their feet. DISTRICT MESSENGER SUPERINTENDENT.— No; inaction.
A FOUR-SHEET POSTER;
. How FARMER HAYRICK WAS BASELY DECEIVED.
ANGLERMANIA. A SUBSTITUTE.
THE PROFESSOR,— CUSTOMER. — Have
I ’ve caught a good you a copy of the
many trout that weighed ‘Fifteen Decisive Bat-
seven pounds. tles?”
THE COLONEL. — BOOKSELLER.— No;
Yes. It takes a good we ’re all out. But we
many to weigh that. can give you ‘“ Reflec-
tionsof aMarried Man,”
A CHANGEABLE
CLIMATE, THIS. PROFESSIONAL
An elevator - boy in PRIDE.
one of the tallest build- ** Yes,” said the mu-
ings in Chicago has a sical barber; ‘1 am
thermometer tacked up very fond of listening
inside his car. A New to good piano playing;
York man who has just come back from the World’s Fair city says it actu- but do you suppose that professional pride would permit me to go to hear a
aily made him homesick to see the way the blamed thing went up and down. man with a head of hair like Paderewski’s? ”
° UP TO DATE.
1h Wik} Ag fi EDITOR.— Here you speak of the gold-green morning twilight being
suddenly bathed and glorified in a flood of violet sunrise. What do you
mean by such stuff as that?
AUTHOR.— Just what Tsay. That kind of thing is wildly popular
with our latter-day painters, and it ought to go like a Summer breeze in
literature.
ENTERPRISE.
DENTIST.—Will you take gas, sir?
PATIENT.
—I think I'd better.
DENTIST (fo Clerk).— Henry, make out a life and accident policy for
this gentleman —no extra charge, sir— you see, competition is keen these
days —what’s the name, please ?—and we have to offer extra inducements
to hold our trade; all ready now, sir.
l’ar
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A fortune he could make fee
By going on the stage to do git
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CAUSE FOR THANKS.
Boy.— Father sent me up to say that he would be very thank-
ful if you would n't lay any more carpets to-night — he can't sleep— be
B. FLAtT.— Go down and tell your father not to let my ham- lik
mering prevent him from feeling thankful; — tell him to be thank-
ful his carpets are laid — and, above all, to be thankful he sent you fee
up instead of coming himself. Git out!
Automatic Reel.
A REMINISCENT BRIDAL TOUR. SATISFACTORY. It will wind up the line a hundred
times as fast as any other reel.
Mrs. NuWED (nestling closer to his side.)—Oh, BILLY.— Say, Chimmie, it’s It will wind the line up
slowly. No fish can
George, I'm so glad we came over this road! There de boss play! , ever get slack line
are three of the longest tunnels imaginable a few miles CHIMMIE.—Why? with it. It will save
more fish than any
further on. BILLY.—
Dey ’s t’ree coppers other reel. Send for
Mr. NUWED (d/issfully). —And how does my lady- in it, an dey gets it in de neck Catalogue.
Manipulated en-
bird know? every act. , tirely by the hand
Mrs. NUWED.— How doI know? Why, this is the that holds the rod.
very same road we went over when Charley Freshleigh YAWMAN & ERBE,
took me to the Sunday-school picnic last year!
Rocuester, N. Y.
|T Is impossible that there are as
N. B.—See exhibit in Fisheries Building, World's Fair.
good fish in the sea as ever were
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All the fun ther’ was come o’ goin’
_bar’-foot, seems’s ef. Mebbe ’t would n’t
Bad Complexion,
be sonow; but ’t was then; ’nd I ’d jest and Odors from Perspiration,
like to try it over ag’in, right now. use that delightful balsamic cleanser
I want the soft, new grass ag’inst my and Antiseptic,
feet, makin’ ’em feel good ’nd happy.
Packer’s
I want to loaf round under the old
apple-tree, ’nd see the lightnin’ o’ the
first yaller robin flashin’ up there ’mong
the new green o’ the branches.
_ Tar Soap
1 want to set on the gravel under AW aa :
the old crick bridge, ’nd watch the phcebe- AD’ / " : a HNLA SY w= din
birds come in ’nd go out; ’nd skip flat B ive ue
stuns over the water in front o’ the old
cow with the board over
comes under there to stan’ in the cool.
her eyes, that (DADS
ISO AIN IG
I want to set in the sun on the rail- FOR all the purposes for which
in’ o’ the old bridge, ’nd watch the king- Calisaya is employed—as tonic, anti-
cael
fisher dive out o’ the big willer-tree ’nd malarial, restorative from fatigue, to <Ie
then sail way somewheres with the fish
promote appetite and digestion,
he'd diove fur.
I want to stop in the middle o’ the DIT
Calisaya La Rilla,
Pastur’ ’nd look at the yaller-birds go ez
swingin’ away through the sunshine. an exquisite elixir of Calisaya bark, is
| want to laugh in all respects the best. With mineral Cc
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(thats: 's teeterin’ nd laughin’ ’nd singin’ on the waters carbonic, etc., it makesa
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The Rudolph Wurlitzer Co., Otel arte eS onal 305 Canal Bee ‘
you can have your Kodak loaded Established 1857. CINCINNATI, 0. | Seeeeuees A~AVVeeee |bt
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: Catalogue. 3
Rochester, N. Y.
TLR NEW YORK (ENTRAL
& HUDSON RIVER RAILROAD.
FOUR-TRACK
i get the Most Comfort from 7,
Aquariums.
the Skin and Scalp, a medicinal toilet soap for bathing an
beautifying. Prepared by a dermatologist. Sold by drug- Are the result of experience in
ists, grocers and dry goods dealers, or sent
y mail, 3 cakes for $1.00.
14 YEARS OF BICYCLE BUILDING.
EACH ONE CUARANTEED.
WooDBURY’S
Ask any Rambler Agent
ANTISEPTIC SHAVING STICKS AND BARS. A large assortment of beautiful designs, for Catalogue or send
Impossible to contract a skin disease when used. In- Stamp to
sist on your barber using it when shaving you. Illustrated catalogues furnished on application.) Gormully & Jeffery
Sticks, 25c.; Barbers’ Bars, 15c., 2 for 25c.
Mfg. Co.,
ABENDROTH BROTHERS, CHICAGO, NEW YORK, ,
Nos. 109 & 111 Beekman Street, New York. BOSTON, WASHINGTON.
V= wh f Other Chemicals
~ pe are used in the
preparation of
W. BAKER & €0.S
reakfastGoc0a
which is ab olutely
pure and soluble.
A sample Cake of Facial Soap and a 150 page book
on Dermatology and Beauty, illustrated: on Skin, Scalp, Ithas morethan three ome |
Nervous and Blood Diseases and their treatment, sent sealed | the strength of Cocoa mixé
on receipt of 1O cents; also disfigurements, like Birth with Starch, Arrowroot oF
Marks, Moles, Warts, India Ink and Powder Marks, Scars,
Pittings, Redness of Nose, Superfluous Mair, Pimples, = Sugar, and is far more eco
Facial Development, Changing the Features, Shaping the nomical, costing less than one cent @ Cup.
Ears, Nose, etc. If your dealer does not sell this brand, we will send you a box, charges prepaid, containing 13
It is delicious, nourishing, and =EASIL
Cigars for $1.25, $1.50 and upward to $6.00. These Cigars range in Price from 10c. to 50c. each. DIGESTED.
JOHN H. WOODBURY, Dermatologist, Sold by Grocers everywhere.
125 West 42d Street, - - New York City. BDUGENE VALENS & CO., 44 to 54 Dearborn St, CHICAGO, !LL.
CONSULTATION FREE aT OFFICE OR BY LETTER. W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester, Mast
SHAVING SOAPS are the only ones that insure Security
as well as comfort — while being shaved in Barber Shops.
WILLIAMS
Gently medicinal — they act as curatives of all disorders of the
skin of the face — prevent PimpLes — Eczema — CRUsTED
Skin — and are the only absolute guarantee against Barbers’
Itco —and kindred blood-poisonings —that can be con-
tracted in Barber Shops — where cheap and impure Shaving
Soaps are allowed.
_ very First-CLtass BARBER
— Uses WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SoaP— gap~ See that your BarBER uses WILLIAMs’ — Be safe— Be comfortable.
REMINGTON LyBICYCLES.
SHE. — I don’t think you would
make a good husband. SIXTH AVENUE,
HE.— You, might, though. Take
20th to 2ist St.,
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FAUST UP TO DATE.
ject— and whois not ? —will find full directions for
ordering it, together with further facts of great
significance set forth in Dr. Woodbury's adver- |
We do not Own the Earth, BUT will send you 100 tisement on another page.
CHOICE BULBS for PLANTING in it NOW for
4
$1.00, POSTPAID. All bloomers, Gladioli, Tubero
4
3es, Amaryllis Cannas, Cinnamon Vines, etc. If you have Fashion Has Decreed
\port- a garden you want this collection. Just
postpaid for $1.00. Order to-day.
think! 100 Bulbs the Long-Roll Sack
Ss and
as the Proper Caper
fealth H. G. FAUST
64 & G6 N. Front St.. Philadelphia,
& CO.,
Pa. Jor Business Wear. MEN’S WHITE SHIRTS
Woodlawn Seed Farms, 1300 acres. 838
Is by
We have a line of (LAUNDERED).
rough
BARKEEPERS’ FRIEND._ Scotch Cheviots—genu-
Special Order Department.
For Polishing Bar Fixtures, Drain Borders, and all Tin,
srand
treet,
Zine, Brass, Copper, Kitchen and Plated
Wood, Marble, Porcelain, etc. 25¢. Lb. Box, at Dealers.
Utensils; Glass, |
article, our own
> sec-
Geo, W. HOFFMAN, Mfr., 295 E. Wash’n St., Indianapolis, Ind.
] patterns—which were
New specially designed for Only the Best Grades of Linens and Muslin Used,
d two this popular style and
Gen- Solid FREE which we are making Grade 1 -$18.00 Doz.
ation, Siiverine re
CUT THI UT
Send it to uswith your {ull name
and fo measure,
| creer . 21200 *
aud ad
ou one of
and we will send
these elegant, richly
weled, genuine Dueber silver-
for $28. ee icpudiienceiens 24.00 “*
watches by express for per suit.
@xamination; you ex-
amine it at the ex- Extra Trousers ft SEER eer . 27.00 *
$7.00 a See eee are ee 30.00 *
Samples mailed. eocevereee eee ee eee ese 33.00
171 Broadway, A 145 & 147
N. W. Cor. Bowery,
RRY’S TRIGOPHEROUS
JACOB STAHL, JR. & CO., Makers,
Eazact Size. 168th St. and 3d Ave., New Work City.
Perfecto. Downtown depot, Surbrug, 159 Fulton Street.
Lovell
BA wT Sai epomsand ~~ —- well-known road. Mount Tacoma, The Yellow- AGENTS will be sent upon application toO.W. RUGGLEs,
: nr 8 cuts, burns, bruisesan General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Chicago.
Grains, All drugetats or bymail50cts, 44 sens St. N.Y. stone Falls, The Mammoth Hot Springs and the
Custer Battle Field, are a few of the many in-
PICKPOCKETS “we FOILEDie| <emei:
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PAS SRT Ra profits. | Sample, 16 many more of the wonders of ‘‘ Wonderland” s ms $30 to$50 saved on many
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7 AV to. Aside from its practical use as a guide-book,
Wanted — - SYLPH CYCLES Easy J Cash ortime. Agents wanted.
) All riders say. Our spring frame 6,000 Miles Through Wonderland is well worthy
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clean water —the intrepid citizen who crosses West Street risks Beet joo oya : _— ™ d day, hanging to a strap, without a murmur.
being drowned in mud, and run over, besides.
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