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Video URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGHM6DSAgiA
Title: (7) Try Not To Laugh Challenge #13 - YouTube
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Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome back to the Try Not to Laugh
Challenge.

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It is time, once again, to test our hilarious constitution against this ensemble of

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hand-picked funny videos from all across the internet.

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Can you survive the challenge?

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Well there's only one way to find out now,

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isn't there?

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Oh, and any of my fans in New Zealand or Australia

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that want to see me in person, please go to tour.markiplier.com

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or click the link in the description below, to see if we're gonna be coming to a
city... near.. you...

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Alright, let's do this...

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GO!

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*snake makes a funny noise resembling Vitas-7th Element song*

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*AGGRESSIVE SNEEZE*

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*offended kitty splashes*

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*guy laughing as mark makes a fool out of him self*

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"Come over here you kitty! *laughs*"

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I don't like this already.

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"I love refrigerators!"

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*Mark attempting to hold back laughter*

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*smiles instead*

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Nope.

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"Can I doo-doo in peace?"

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*dog growls*

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"Ooh I see what's up there."

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*dog barks*

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"Oh don't--don'tchu motherfucking bark at me"

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"I'm taking a shit, nigga!"

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*dog barks again*

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"Nigguh--"

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*trying not to laugh*

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Not funny!

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*Music (Natasha Bedingfield - Pocket Full of Sunshine) plays*

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*stifles laughter*

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*Gently ululating the melody of 'Moscow Nights' song*

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What am I watching?

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Wha-

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What in the fresh hell...

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...is this and what in the god damn...

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What was that?

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(~ DEJA VU! ~)
*"Dave Rodgers -Deja vu" plays*

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(~ I JUST BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE! ~)

*"Dave Rodgers -Deja vu" plays*

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(~ HIGHER ON THE STREETS! ~)

*"Dave Rodgers -Deja vu" plays*

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(~ AND I KNOW ITS MY TIME TO GOOO! ~)

*"Dave Rodgers -Deja Vu" plays*

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[Dave Matthews Band - Ants Marching]

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"Pierson decides to..-"

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*trying to not laugh*

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*inhales* MMmmm...

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"-try a maneuver called a "side slip", "

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".. practically unheard of on commercial airliners, but sometimes used by glider

pilots."

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*Deja Vu gradually gets louder*

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"Pierson has never actually performed a side slip in a glider, .."

Mark: No, don't... No, don't do this...

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"..but he's attempting one now in a Boeing 767."

Mark: ..NO!

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NO!

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"Here we go."

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(~ DEJA VU! ~)
*"Dave Rodgers - Deja Vu" plays*

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(~ I JUST BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE! ~)

*"Dave Rodgers - Deja Vu" plays*

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(~ HIGHER ON THE STREET ~)

*"Dave Rodgers - Deja Vu" plays*
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(~ AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GOOOOO!!! ~)

*"Dave Rodgers - Deja Vu" plays*

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(~ CALLING YOU AND THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY ~)

*"Dave Rodgers - Deja Vu" plays*

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(~ STANDING ON MY FEET ~)
*"Dave Rodgers - Deja Vu" plays*

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(~ IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME. WOAA--! ~)

*"Dave Rodgers - Deja Vu" plays*

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Ohhh, stop it. Good God.

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*in between chuckles* Good God.

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Mhmmnn--Not a laugh!

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Not a laugh!

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*multiple audio clips of 'gloves' played over one another*

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*tries not to laugh, nearly fails* That's not that funny! That's not funny! That's
NOT funny! That's not funny!

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"I love dogs. Doesn't everyone?"

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"Bye."

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"IyyRhEeaahAahhr!" *sound of dog wailing*

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*attempts to hold back laughter*

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Nope!

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"Bye."
- "IyyRhEeaahAahhr!"

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*David Rodgers- Deja vu getting gradually louder*

No, stop. What are you doing?

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(~ DEJA--

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...blue...

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(~ I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLA-)

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*deep inhale* AAaaAAaAaHHHH! ...Alright

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"Then something happened, that Hugh says has never happened to him in all his years
of climbing."

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"Ahh, *bleep*! Leg!"

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"One of Hugh's legs fell off."

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*Music (Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff) plays in a VR environment*

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~ "It's just one o' those days we don't wanna wake up!" ~

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~ "Everything is f*cked, everybody sucks!" ~

*people laughing*

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*VR observer yelling*

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Other person: "Oh, I like how--"

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*person keeps yelling*

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*baby crying amidst the yelling and laughing*

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Fastest hotdog eater: "I'm just saying..."

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"Thank you for leaving my kayak alone!"

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Mark: Nwahhh...

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"I'm going to pepper spray you in the FACE."

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"That's what I'm gonna do to you."

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"GO AWAY!"

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"NO!"

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"Get away from the kayak!"

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"GET AWAY FROM THAT KAYAK!"

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"Come here."

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"Come on!"

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"STOP IT BEAR!"

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"STOP IT!"

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"BEAR!"

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"BEAR!"

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"BEAR! YOU'RE BREAKING IT! YOU'RE BREAKING MY KAYAK!"

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"WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT!?"

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"WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!?"

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"WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!?"

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"WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?"

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""WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!?""

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"STOP IT!"

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"BEAR, STOP THAT!"

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"STOP THAT, BEAR!"

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"BEAR, STAAAOOOHP!"

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"STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK, PLEEEASE...! *crying*"

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"PLEASE STOP!"
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"GOSH-DARNIT!"

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"AHWHWHWHWH, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT!?"

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"BEAR, PLEASE STOP!"

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"PLEASE STOP, BEAR! IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER!"

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"WHY ARE YOU HERE!?"

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"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!"

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"WHY ARE YOU HERE!?"

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*woman wails in despair*

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"BEAR!"

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"BEAR!"

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"STOP THAT!"
Mark: I can't breathe...

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"STOP THAT!"
*Mark pants from holding back laughter*

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"BEAR, STOP THAT!"

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"(whining) Ahhawwwhh! Please stop breaking my things, bear!"

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"BEAR!"

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"PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS! IT'S NOT... "

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"IT'S NOT EVEN NOT EVEN FOOD! IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD!"

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"IT'S JUST PLASTIC!"

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"BEAR!"

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"PLEASE, STOP!"

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"BEAR NOW I DON'T CARE, BEAR! I'M GONNA BEAR SPRAY YOU PLEASE STOP!"

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I've never seen or heard anyone...

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Try so desperately to become a Disney Princess and be able to communicate with

animals at that one moment!

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I've never seen it!

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*places cigarette into sleeping woman's mouth*

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*woman snores quietly*

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*woman begins to eat cigarette*

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"Noh, staohp!! *wheezing*"

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*loud chatter of people talking in background*

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*person in hood turns, revealing Luigi*

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*exhales sharply, trying not to laugh* Beuheuhum MwAaaAAHh....nope

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(wheezing like a tire losing air)

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(wheeze turns to laughter)

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"haaahhh-hahh-haaaaa!"

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(screeching)
*mark progressively looks more horrified*

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"HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA"

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*bop*
*BOPS BACK*

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(Markiplier.exe has stopped working)

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"Please open up!"

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"I can't do this without--."

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(SunStroke Project & Olia Tira - Run Away starts playing)

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*looks beyond confused confused*

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(music continues to play)

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The fffuuuuuck??

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*rumba slowly moves closer to the top of the staircase*

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*R2 D2's screeches*

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOO!!!"

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*loud thumps of rumba falling down stairs*

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"Aaaaahh...ahahn *chuckle*"

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"Aaaaaaaaahhh..!"

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"AAAAAAAA-"

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*suddenly cuts to a foreign cover of Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People*

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Noooope! Nope... No, no, no, no, no, no, no... Not gonna get me with that shit.

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J-Walk (I'm not kidding you): "Yeah I'm ridin' through the area"

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"In a car that's made of fucking bird feathers and pleather seats"

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"And I gotta meet the bitch who says she works"

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"At the swap meet I think, or so she said, I don't know"

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"where she lives but I know that she's..."

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"Not alive, she's dead, and I killed her in the car"

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"Accident, looking like a president, in the fucking chopper... I mean the

airplane... Force... One."

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Mark: What the ffffuck did I just watch?

What the ffffuck?

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I haven't got a goddamn clue.

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*incoherent mumbling*

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*In Russian*
"THEY'RE FLANKING FROM THE REAR"

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"I'M RELOADING!"

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"COVER ME!"

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"THE ENEMY IS IN THE NORTHEAST!"

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"THE ENEMY IS IN THE NORTHWEST!"

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"THE ENEMY IS IN THE SOUTH!"

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"THE ENEMY HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE SOUTHWEST!"

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"(Yes sir!)"

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*rides away as the soviet anthem plays in the background*

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*another voice chimes in as music dies down*

"What happen'd?"

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"I DONT LIKE EM PUTTIN' CHEMICALS IN THE WATER" Mark: Oh, god...

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*beat starts*
THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!

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"DO YA UNDERSTAND THAT?"

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"TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!"

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*repeatedly hits table*

"~ UHhUHH URRhh CRAP ~"

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"GAYYY. FROGS. FRIGGIN'. FROGS.."

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*hits table again*

*groans* "ITS NOT FUNNY!"

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"I'm gonna say it real slow for ya"

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"GAAAAY"

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"FROGS"

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"MRMMM Mmmm-Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm-Mmmmm"

*long AJ exhale*

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Mark: Aaaahh!! Uhh.. it's fine

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"WON'T YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE?!"

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Mark: AAUUGH!

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Mark: It's fine... Not funny!

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"GAY. FRIGGIN'. FROGS"

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Mark: Stooop!!
"*long exhale* WAP WAPH-WAPH-WAPH WAP WAP"

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"FROOOOGGGSSS!!"
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uuurhnUUUGH!

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Who edits those!? They're so good!

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*background laughter*

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*top of cross gets lodged into the roof*

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"Aaahh Scheiße!" (Aaaahh Shit!)

*laughs*

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*crowd begins to laugh*

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*crowd continues laughing*

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"Alright let's, ahh... Let's check the patch notes for The Sims 3."

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"The Grim reaper *chuckle* will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due
to..."

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"...band affiliation?!?"

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"Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now... *starts laughing*"

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"voh--*wheeze* v-vomit at acceptable levels...*chuckle*"

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"It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby'.. '"

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"*wheezingly whispers* ...with the Grim Reaper"

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*Wheeze*

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" 'Become Enemies with Child' wish no longer appears."

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"Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend.. *wheeze*

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*narrator speaks inbetween wheezes*

Grad-u--ation before they can put themselves out."

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"Pregnant Sims *chuckling wheeze* can no longer brawl."

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"Baby Sims will no longer become staah-*wheezes*"

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"...stuck on a Sim's hand.. while driving a caaaarr-hrhrhrr *wheeze*"

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"S--*chuckle* Sims will no longer a receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies"

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"A meteor can hit a building,..."

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"..which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the
building will die."

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"Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching..."

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"..uhn-unless it is a school, *wheeze* inwich-- in which children are not allowed
to leave and.."

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"...will ALWAYS DIE-eeheehh *laughter*"

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*narrator loses it*

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*struggles to hold in laughter*

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*inhales*

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Mwaaauuhhh!! It was just a lot of smiling! I wasn't laughing, I swear I was not
laughing!

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Uuuughh...

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"Alexa, play twinkle twinkle"

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(Background talk)

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"You want to hear a station for- porn detected. Porno Rito hot chick amateur
girl.."

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*people behind camera try to stop alexa*

- "NO! No No! No!"

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"No!"
- "*alexa continues* Hot pussy anal dildo ringtone"
- "ALEXA STOP!"

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"Happy Birthday to youuuu"

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*Mozart's Requiem - Lacrimosa plays*

[camera turns to seek someone missing]

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[Sad Chorus:] "Laaaaaaaacrimosa"

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[Chorus:] "Dies illa"

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*tries not to lose his mind*

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*jumps around and tries not to laugh*

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Ah, THAT wasn't laughing, I SWEAR it wasn't laughing!

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*deer squeaking*

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*people behind camera laugh as deer continues squeaking*

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*deer continues to quietly squeak*

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*squeaking gets louder and deer throws its head back*

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*deer gives a loud shriek*

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*man laughs and sounds like a goose honking*

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*cue mark nearly breaking once again*

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*inhale* hh-AAAAHHHH!

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*Deer calls its master through dial-up*

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Ohh..

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*Bird squeaks*

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*loud scream*
*law & order sound plays*

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*Mark breaks out in laughter*

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Mark: AHH, Dammit!

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I was expecting a poop joke. *giggling*

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Gaahhwd ddammit-t-t! *giggling*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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*mark laughing once again*

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Ouhhh noohh-ohoho.

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Aeaaah FFFffuck

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Video Fratbro: "Aaahnh, FUCK YEAAAH! Cheah'rs bro!"

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...That was pretty good. *breaks into laughter again*

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Aaaarrrrrrgh!

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Alright, fine. I know I've been like chuckling through pretty much every single
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But I was trying, really hard and I didn't break fully until right there.

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But anyway, this has been the try not to laugh challenge. Did you manage to make it
through okay?

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If you did, and be honest, let me know down in the comments below

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And if you have other funny videos that you want me to react to let me know down
there as well

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Aaand if you want to see more, check out the try not to laugh challenge playlist

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I'll link it in the description and thanks again everybody for watching and as
always, I will see you in the next video

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Buh BYE!!
*waves*

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