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Fiasco Blood Bowl
Fiasco Blood Bowl
Relationships
1 Friends
1: Who’d do anything for each other.
2: And lovers.
3: Manipulator and victim
4: Bookie and honest player or coach
5: Bookie and corrupt player or coach
6: In public. Bitter rivals in private.
2 Rivals
1: Bitter rivals
2: Making it hotter in bed
3: All’s fair in love and war
4: With rabid supporters
5: Over a significant other
6: For the ratings. Good friends in private.
3 A History
1: Former student and teacher
2: There’s blood between you
3: Betrayal. Fool you once...
4: A debt owed came due
5: But with that many concussions you aren’t sure why
6: At the last big match
4 Relatives
1: Siblings
2: Parent and child
3: Cousins
4: Trueborn and bastard
5: Uncle/Aunt and Nephew/Niece
6: Just that close
6 Others
1: Fan and player
2: Coach and player
3: Referee and player
4: Talent scout and player
5: Coach and Referee
6: Commentating double act
Needs
1 To Win
1: ... the Spiked Blood Bowl Trophy
2: ... the Junior League match
3: ... the Last Man Standing award
4: ... the betting pool
5: ... the last match before you both retire.
6: ... by any means necessary
2 To Get Away
1: ... from the loan shark
2: ... from Grak, the troll you made look even more stupid than normal
3: ... ahead of the witch hunters
4: ... from the other team’s fans after that last game
5: ... from your own fans after that last game
6: ... from the sport of Blood Bowl
3 To Get Even
1: ... with Morg ‘n’ Thorg
2: ... with the commentators
3: ... with your coach
4: ... with the opposing team
5: ... with your own team
6: ... with this town
4 To Get Respect
1: ... from the fans
2: ... from the coach
3: ... from your fellow players
4: ... from the other team
5: ... because you’re the Motley Horde or the Greenfield Grasshuggers
6: ... from yourselves
5 To Get Rich
1: ... by playing fair, honourably, and successfully. Good luck with that plan!
2: ... through egregious product placement
3: ... by betting on matches
4: ... by throwing matches
5: ... by winning!
6: ... by stealing the takings.
6 To Get Laid
1: ... by the Darkside Cowboys cheerleading squad
2: ... by Nurgle’s Rotters’ cheerleading squad
3: ... by the star player
4: ... by a star player’s main partner
5: ... by anyone. Anyone at all.
6: ... by anyone. Before the ritual
Locations
6 On the Road
1: All crammed into the coach
2: In Orcland
3: In Reikland
4: In Skavenblight
5: In the Chaos Wastes
6: In Lorien
Objects
1 The Ball
1: An ordinary ball
2: A spiked ball
3: A ticking ball
4: A fake ball
5: A squig that looks like a ball
6: Someone’s head and helmet
2 Illegal items
1: Poisoned dagger
2: The Deathroller!
3: A Chainsaw
4: A Blunderbuss
5: A Pogo-stick
6: A collection of bombs
3 Both mutated
1: Two heads - one for each player
2: Vampire and Werewolf
3: Tentacles and Claw
4: Noxious Smell all round
5: Gills and wings
6: Eyestalks and a claw
4 Information or Bribes
1: A playbook
2: A safe combination
3: Of the referee
4: Of a star player on the other team
5: Of a star player on your team
6: The script
6 Valuables
1: A betting slip
2: A fake betting slip
3: The gate takings
4: The Spiked! Blood Bowl Trophy
5: The real Spiked! Blood Bowl Trophy
6: A Wizard’s spell book