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I.Newton: Alice…! Will you kindly pay March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to
attention to your physics lesson? you.
Alice: I’m sorry, but how can one possibly Mad Hatter: Who, me?
pay attention to a book with no pictures in
March Hare: Yes, you.
it?
Mad Hatter: Oh me!
I.Newton: My dear child, there are a great
many good books in this world without March Hare: Let’s all congratulate us with
pictures. another cup of tea, a very merry
unbirthday to you!
Alice: In this world perhaps. But in my
world, the books would be nothing but March Hare & Mad Hatter: No room, no
pictures. room, no room, no room, no room, no
room, no room!
I.Newton: Your world? Huh, what
nonsense. Now… Alice: But I thought there was plenty of
room!
Alice: Nonsense?
March Hare: Ah, but it’s very rude to sit
I.Newton: Once more. From the
down without being invited!
beginning.
Mad Hatter: I say it’s rude. It's very very
Alice: That’s it, Dinah! If I had a world of
rude, indeed! Hah!
my own, everything would be nonsense.
Nothing would be what it is, because Dormouse: Very very very rude, indeed…
everything would be what it isn’t. And
Alice: Oh, I’m very sorry, but I did enjoy
contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be, and
your singing and I wondered if you could
what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?
tell me…
* alice se desmaya*
March Hare: You enjoyed our singing?
Mad Hatter: Oh, what a delightful child!
ACTO II Hah! I’m so excited, we never get
compliments! You must have a cup of tea!
Mad Hatter: A very merry unbirthday… March Hare: Ah, yes indeed! The tea, you
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday… must have a cup of tea!
Mad Hatter & March Hare: A very merry Alice: That would be very nice. I’m sorry I
unbirthday to us! … interrupted your birthdayparty… uh, thank
you.
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to
me. March Hare: Birthday? Hahaha! My dear
child, this is not a birthday party!
Mad Hatter: To who?
Mad Hatter: Of course not! Hehehe! This
March Hare: To me. is an unbirthday party!
Alice: Unbirthday? Why, I’m sorry, but I Mad Hatter: And uh, and now my dear,
don’t quite understand. hehe, uh… you were saying that you
would like to sea.. uh…? You were
March Hare: It's very simple. Now, thirty
seaking some information some kind…
days have passed- no, when… an
hehe!
unbirthday, if you have a birthday then
you… haha… she doesn’t know what an Alice: Oh, yes. You see, I’m looking for
unbirthday is! a…
Mad Hatter: How silly! Ha ha ha ha! Mad Hatter: Clean cup, clean cup! Move
Ah-hum… I shall elucidate! Now statistics down!
prove, prove that you’ve one birthday.
Alice: But I haven’t used my cup!
March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday
March Hare: Clean cup, clean cup, move
every year.
down, move down, clean cup, clean cup,
Mad Hatter: Ahhh, but there are 364 move down!
unbirthdays!
Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more
March Hare: Precisely why we’re gathered tea?
here to cheer!
Alice: Well, I haven’t had any yet, so I
Alice: Why, then today is my unbirthday can’t very well take more…
too!
March Hare: Ahh, you mean you can’t
March Hare: It is? very well take less!
Mad Hatter: What a small world this is. Mad Hatter: Yes! You can always take
more than nothing!
March Hare: In that case… a very merry
unbirthday. Alice: But I only meant that…
Alice: To me? Mad Hatter: And now, my dear, something
seems to be troubling you. Uh, won’t you
Mad Hatter: To you!
tell us all about it?
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday.
March Hare: Start at the beginning.
Alice: For me?
Mad Hatter: Yes, yes! And when you come
Mad Hatter: For you! Now blow the candle to the end, hehehe, stop! See?
out, my dear and make your wish come
Alice: Well, it all started while I was
true! Hihihi!
sitting on the riverbank with Newton.
March Hare & Mad hatter: A very merry
March Hare: Very interesting. Who’s
unbirthday to you!
Newton?
Dormouse: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, how
Alice: Why, Newton is my teacher. You
I wonder what you’re at! Up above the
see…
world you fly, like a tea-tray in the sky!
Dormouse: Teacher?
Alice: Oh, that was lovely!
March Hare: Hurry! Give the jam! March Hare: I have an excellent idea!
Quickly! Give the jam! On his nose! Put it Let’s change the subject!
on his nose!
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Mad Hatter: On his nose, on his nose! ---------------------------------------------------
Dormouse: Where’s the teacher… ACTO III
Mad Hatter: Oh. Oh, my goodness! Those White Rabbit: No, no, no, no! No time, no
are the things that upset me! time, no time! Hello, goodbye! I’m late!
I’m late!
March Hare: See all the trouble you’ve
started? Alice: The white rabbit!
Alice: But really, I didn’t think… White Rabbit: Oh, I’m so late! I’m so very
very late!
March Hare: Ah, but that’s the point! If
you don’t think, you shouldn’t talk! Mad Hatter: Well, no wonder you’re late!
Why, this clock is exactly two days slow!
Mad Hatter: Clean cup! Clean cup! Move
down, move down, move down! White Rabbit: Two days slow?
Alice: But I still haven’t used…. March Hare: Who knows how to fix a
crazy clock, hopefully the next guests will
Mad Hatter: Move down, move down,
be less strange, not like that useless
move down, move down… And now my
wallace
dear, as you were saying?
W. Wallace: useless??? HA! You nobles
Alice: Oh, yes. I was sitting on the
believe that the people exist to provide you
riverbank with uh… with you know
with your position, I believe that your
who…
position exists to provide them with
Mad Hatter: I do, hehehe? freedom, and I will make sure they have it.