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Cookie Monster in the Library

Librarian: Now, let me see. Under the present Dewey decimal system, this book belongs…
Cookie Monster: Wow, look at all these books. Me never seen so many books before
L: Sshh
C.M.: Hmm? Oh yeah, yeah, right
L: All right. Quiet please.
C.M.: I did not see wastebasket
L: All right
C.M.: Excuse me sir. Sir could you tell me what you’re doing with all these books here?
L: Oh, well, why this is a library. Yes, people come here to borrow books they’d like to read
C.M.: Oh that terrific. This library
L: Yes
C.M.: Oh that great because me try hard to read
L: On, that’s very good. Now, what can I get you?
C.M.: Well. Me want a book about Little Red Riding Hood.
L: All right
C.M.: And one box of cookies, please
L: Maybe you don’t understand. You see, this is a library
C.M.: Yeah
L: Yes, we have books here. Only books. We have no cookies
C.M.: Oh, Oh me see. Ok
L: You understand? Right
C.M.: Then, me take book of nursery rhymes
L: All right
C.M.: And a box of cookies, please
L: We don’t have cookies. We only have books. Just books. No cookies. Alright?
C.M.: Right, right. Got it now. Ok then let’s see. Me take a picture book
L: Picture book
C.M.: Yeah and a box of cookies
L: How many times do I have to tell you we have no cookies. Only books. Just books no cookies.
C.M.: Ok no get upset, ok? Don’t get excited, me not fussy. Just give a box of cookies.
L: Aah we don’t have cookies. No cookies. Just books. That’s all. No cookies, understand? Just books
C.M.: You know what? Me get feeling you only have books
L: That’s right . just books
C.M.: Me got it. Me got it now ok ok
L: All right
C.M.: Good
L: At last
C.M.: Good
L: Now what do you want?
C.M.: Me want book about cookies
L: Fine. That we have, a book about cookies. Good
C.M.: And a glass of milk, please. A book about cookies and a glass of juice. You got carrots? How about
rutabagas, you got any cantaloupe?