The Good Badger Gazette Presents:

THAR BE TREASURE
GOO D B TO: ADG ER ONE
April 2011 Issue No. Sixteen

Many crusaders have died in pursuit of this booty...

BUT I BELIEVE YOUR BEARD IS UP TO THE CHALLENGE
Your mission, should you decide to accept it: Is to locate the Forbidden, buried

All the treasure map thats fit to print.

estd 2011

Super TOP SECRET Treasure of the Panda Bear Jew hidden deep
within the confines of Shenandoah National Park! Legend has it, a devastatingly handsome Asian Jew took his brother Michael on a hike many moons ago. He left a cache of awesome shit for a Weary Traveler to find at a later date TBD. Done pissing your pants yet? Good. I am so proud of you. Now journey on, and traverse the serene, zombie-infested woods to the
Creepy-ass trail. Brother Michael with his bear combat knife.

Calf Mountain Shelter.

If you reach Maine, you have gone too far.

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After XX paces, turn left and your prize awaits.

NO DRINK!

Illinois Davis and the Trail of Doom

Have you reached the Shelter yet?

Jeez, take forever. There is a Badger set, fire pit and a broom. Head under the hood and open the

The exact location is nearby the first tree in your line of sight, walled in by four rocks representing earth, fire, wind, and water. The fifth element in the middle is chutzpah. Remove that rock andDIG! Dig I say! Dig dig dig dig dig. Not there?

Guest Book of Secrets.

On April 21st, 2011, there are travelogue inscriptions by Ol' Blackbeard himself, Angela Landsbury and yours truly. My note shall tell you how many paces to take straight-forward from the box housing the visitors book.
Hopefully you have not forgotten how to count in pirate.

There is a spring nearby DON'T DRINK THE WATER. It is plagued with hydro-chlamydia and tastes like wet turd sandwich.

Hahahahahahahaahaha Fuck you.

...but seriously, it's probably just nine inches to the left. Use your penis as a measuring stick.

Walk past the Fire Pit of Destiny. Now STOP. and turn directly to your nine oclock. If nature or some douchebag has not intervened, I have dotted a trail of rocks to your final destination.
Admittedly, there are a LOT of rocks. Happy hunting!

AND REMEMBER... Pillage before Plunder, always a Blunder. Plunder then Pillage, Mission Fulfillage.

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DONDE ESTA EL TRESAURE, PEDRO?

WORKING AMERICAN TITLE: DUDE, WHERES MY TREASURE?

So to Summarrrize:
1. Get to the Calf Mountain Shelter on the AT
in Virginia's Shenandoah Nat'l Park.

2. Locate the Guest Book. A passage on 4.21.11

will tell you to go _x_ paces toward the Fire Pit of Destiny.

3. Stop and turn directly left. Walk the line of 4. Dig.

rocks to the nearest tree.Look for this thing.

Do these numbers mean anything to you?

WGS84 38.08553 -78.78555 38 5.132'N 78 47.133'W 38 5' 7.9"N 78 47' 8"W 17S 694208E 4217620N

Thar she be!

Required excavation tools.

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