Adelka,a three-year-old cat,describes life with Luba.

I absolutely adore Luba-my human. I love Lyuba, but sometimes she annoys me. For example,
I wake up at 4 in the morning, and she is still sleeping. Of course, I want to have fun, or at
least eat. I come to her room and start waking her up. Usually, I just loudly I meow or scratch
the door. I wake her up, and she gets annoyed, because she says that she still wants to sleep.
I don't understand how she wants to sleep, if she can wake up three times. Lyuba continues
to sleep, and then I get to my mother, and she already wakes up and gives me food. I like to
eat different cat food, but besides that I really like fish. I don't have any cat friends, because
I'm a domestic cat, but I have a human friend Oleg (Lyuba's brother). I have a couple of tricks
with my slaves. When I don't like something, I start scolding, meowing and hitting them with
my paw. I'm a harmful cat, so they won't be able to command me))) I don't really like to play
with toys from the store, so when Lyuba buys them for me, I don't pay attention to them.
Most of the time, when Lyuba is sleeping, I just steal her hair ties and scatter them all over
the apartment, and sometimes I even tear them. I really like to watch Lyuba's reaction after
that, when she misses school, but she must have slapped her tail, but she doesn't have a hair
band. It's so funny. Usually after that she finds them either torn or under the sofa in dust and
scolds me. But I don't care, because I will never do what others tell me to do. Recently, she
tried to hide hair ties from me in a box , but I opened that box with all my teeth and stole all
the hair ties. After that time, she carries all the hair ties on her hand so that I could not take
them away. I think that I have a perfect life. The only time I really miss their attention is when
they go on a trip and don't take me with them, then I can't joke about them, and strangers
come to me to feed me. But sometimes Nadya can come, then I'm very happy, because I will
be able to play with her. When my slaves come, I take offense for a long time and do not allow
myself to play.