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4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, 15. If you ask for water and your darlin’ gives you
you stuck in a ditch...ain’t no way out. gasoline, it’s the Blues.
8. A man with male pattern baldness ain’t the Blues. A 17. Some Blues names for women:
woman with male pattern baldness is.. Breaking your leg a. Sadie
‘cause you were skiing is not the Blues. Breaking your b. Big Mama
leg ‘cause a alligator be chomping on it is. c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling
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mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot 18. Some Blues names for men:
or sit by the dumpster. a. Joe
b. Willie
10. Good places for the Blues: c. Little Willie
a. highway d. Big Willie
b. jailhouse
c. empty bed 19. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Jennifer,
d. bottom of a whiskey glass Debbie, and Heather can’t sing the Blues no matter how
many men they shoot in Memphis.
11. Bad places for the Blues:
a. Nordstrom’s 20. Blues Name Starter Kit:
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‘less you happen to be an old person, and you slept
in it. For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Pegleg Lemon John
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13. Do you have the right to sing the Blues?
21. I don’t care how tragic your life is: if you own a
Yes, if: computer, you cannot sing the blues, period. Sorry!
a. you’re older than dirt
b. you’re blind