The babysitter: Mrs Whitaker, I have been babysitting for 20 years.

I’ve seen at all

The mom: The thing is, forest is a unique child

The babysitter: Everything is gonna be fine

The babysitter: I want you to have a good time tonight. You deserve it.

The mom: Okay, um…………. Good luck

The babysitter: Thank you!

[sighs]

The child: Goo-goo-ga-ga

[heavy footsteps]

The babysitter: [recoils]

The babysitter: Hey there, forest

The child: Goo-goo-ga-ga

The child: I want…………… I want milk

The babysitter: You want me to get you your bottle, buddy?

The child: I want milk

The babysitter: Okay

The child: This is a BA-BA (angry face)

[drop the bottle milk]

The child: I want mama’s milk. Why can’t I have mama’s milk?. I’t simple request.

The babysitter: well, yeah, well, uh

The babysitter: Y-you can’t have mama’s milk right now, buddy.

The babysitter: Uh, how about we play?

The child: okay. I want- I wanna play with my legos

The babysitter: Okay, yeah. Okay, buddy, let’s uh, get your legos then.

The child: I wanna- I wanna put the smallest lego in my mouth. That’s what I’m gonna do

The babysitter: No, no, no. Y-You can’t – you can’t do that

The child: What???

The child: First you tell me I can’t have mama’s milk. Now I can’t have the smallest lego in my mouth?

The child: What a night! This is a bad start.

The babysitter: Wait! But Forest, it’s dangerous.

The child: Let me get this straight. You’re in charge of me? In my house?

The babysitter: All right, F-Forest, i-it’s time for bed.

The child: I guess then you gonna sing me a song.

The babysitter: What?

The child: Mama always sings me a song before I go to sleep. Are you gonna do that for me?

The babysitter: Okay, Okay, Yeah.

The babysitter: Yes, I will.

The babysitter: [sing] Hush, little baby don’t say a word

The child: Keep-- Keep singing.

The babysitter: [sing] Mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.

The child: Put my name in it. I like-- I like it personal.

The babysitter: [sing] Hush, baby Forest whitaker don’t say a word.

The child: Goo-goo ga-ga.

The babysitter: [sing] Mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.

The child: Good babysitter.

The babysitter: [sing] And if that mockingbird don’t sing.

The child: Have a good cry.

The babysitter: [sobbing] Mama’s gonna buy you a diamond ring.

- The end -