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The More
or Less True Story of the Lewis
and Clark Expedition
by Burton Bumgarner
A One Act Comedy
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ARE WE THERE YET? THE MORE OR LESS TRUE STORY OF THE
LEWIS AND CLARK EXPEDITION
ARE WE THERE YET?
THE MORE OR LESS TRUE STORY OF THE LEWIS
AND CLARK EXPEDITION
A One Act Comedy of Historic Proportions
By Burton Bumgarner
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from St. Louis to the Pacific Northwest. This is the story of the Lewis and
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Clark Expedition as it might be told by Monty Python.
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CAST OF CHARACTERS
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LAKOTA 2 (f) ................................ Pioneer type (2 lines)
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LAKOTA 3 (f) ................................ Pioneer type (1 line)
SIGN CHANGER (m/f) .................. Medieval monk type (Non-Speaking)
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SALESMAN.
DURATION: 40 minutes
SCENES
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PRODUCTION NOTES
Are We There Yet? may be performed on a bare stage with furniture and
props. Costumes may be as elaborate, over the top or as simple as the
director desires. Many of the roles can be male or female.
Furniture and props that are moved around on stage may be moved by Stage
Crew, usually dressed in black, or by the actors themselves.
An easel with the names of scenes is DSR. At the beginning of each scene a
Sign Changer enters and places a large poster with the name of each scene
on the easel. The Sign Changer can slowly lumber cross the stage and act
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thoroughly bored with the job. The lettering for the signs must be clearly
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readable for all in the theater.
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The script accurately portrays the events of the journey to the Pacific. Lewis
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and Clark are studied in U.S. history classes beginning at the elementary
level. This script would be appropriate for elementary age on up.
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COSTUME SUGGESTIONS
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PROPERTIES
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Fruit drinks
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SCENE 1
Prologue
AT RISE: A podium and small table with a water glass are DSC; a
small desk with a quill pen and a school desk are DSL. A school
desk is UPS. A sign with “Scene 1: Prologue” is already on the
easel. DR. DULL enters, crosses to the podium, removes notes from
a briefcase, clears throat, takes a drink of water, gargles, looks
around for a place to spit, shrugs shoulders, swallows, then speaks in
a dull monotone.
DULL: Today’s topic for history class is the Lewis and Clark
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Expedition. You should listen carefully to my lecture and take a lot
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of notes. There will be a test.
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Offstage ACTORS moan. DULL clears throat, starts to take a drink of
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The population of the country was five million, three hundred and
eight thousand, four hundred and eighty-three people. The
nation’s boundaries extended from the Atlantic in the east to the
Mississippi River in the west, from the Great Lakes in the north to
the Gulf of Mexico in the south. Roughly one thousand miles by
one thousand miles. Isn’t that amazing?
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DR. KEAN enters and crosses center.
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KEAN: (To AUDIENCE.) This can NOT continue!
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Shoves DULL offstage. The podium is moved upstage, the desk and
chair are moved DSL.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls … cats and
dogs … the more or less real story of the Lewis and Clark
Expedition. President Jefferson and his personal secretary,
Mr. Meriwether … that’s right, his name was Meriwether …
Lewis.
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SCENE 2
1803 - Part 1
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country. You can’t have enough land. What do you think, Meri?
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LEWIS: I don’t know, sir. The more yard you got, the more yard you
got to mow. Know what I mean?
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JEFFERSON: No, I don’t.
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LEWIS: You got trees, you got shrubs, you got flowers.
JEFFERSON: We have this whole continent here, and if we don’t
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claim it the British or the French or somebody like that is going to
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Take this to one of our friends in congress. Don’t let anyone else
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see it.
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CONGRESSMAN 1 and CONGRESSMAN 2 enter right. LEWIS
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crosses to the CONGRESSMEN.
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Holds the paper behind his back. CONGRESSMEN struggle for the
paper.
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LEWIS: I can’t tell you.
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be something really important out there. Like…I don’t know
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…dinosaurs.
CONGRESSMAN 1: We’ll take the request and make sure the
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JEFFERSON: We’ve been friends for a long time, haven’t we, Meri?
LEWIS: It’s Meriwether.
JEFFERSON: Whatever. You grew up in the wilderness of Virginia.
You know how to hunt, how to fish, how to live off the land.
LEWIS: I never really liked living off of the land.
JEFFERSON: You have a military background.
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JEFFERSON: I want you to make maps and keep journals so I can
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read about your adventures. Maybe somebody can help you with
the spelling.
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JEFFERSON exits.
SCENE 3
1803 - Part 2
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The school desk is moved DS. LEWIS sits. DR. DULL enters and
crosses DS.
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constellations.
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LEWIS: That sounds useful.
DULL: But first I’ll present a lecture on ancient Rome.
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LEWIS: I don’t need ancient Rome! I’m traveling up the Missouri
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KEAN: (To AUDIENCE.) Lewis studied and worked hard and tried to
make up for his lack of formal education.
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MESSENGER: Why don’t you take it yourself? She’s standing right
over there.
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LEWIS: (Annoyed.) Take the letter! Now!
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Holds out hand waiting for a tip. CLARK hands him a coin from his
pocket. Disappointed.
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CLARK: As I recall the guy was kind of whiny and wasn’t a lot of fun
to be around. On the other hand, what else have I got to do? Tell
him okay. I wonder where we’re going. I hope it’s some place
cool like Fort Lauderdale.
MESSENGER: She said okay. (Holds out his hand for a tip.)
LEWIS: You’re kidding, aren’t you? All you had to do was walk over
there. (LEWIS begrudgingly hands MESSENGER a coin.)
MESSENGER: A nickel? You make that lady look like a big spender.
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Exits. LEWIS and CLARK cross center.
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LEWIS: Hey, Wendy. I’m really glad you’re going on the trip. I can
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use your courage, your judgment and your knowledge of the
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frontier.
CLARK: I thought we were going to Fort Lauderdale for spring break.
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LEWIS: We can go there after we get back.
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SCENE 4
Map Girl, Salesman and Dog
GALLATIN: Hi there. I’m Alberta Gallatin, the girl to see for maps.
How may I help you?
LEWIS: I’d like to get some maps.
GALLATIN: You’ve come to the right place. Where are you going?
New York? Washington? Boston?
LEWIS: I’m going to the Pacific Ocean.
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GALLATIN: Wow! I tell ya, the best way to get there is to go to
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Spain, get on a Spanish ship and sail around the tip of South
America. You should be there in a couple of years.
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LEWIS: Actually, I want to cross the continent.
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LEWIS: (Looking through the book.) It looks like I’m going to need
some compasses, a surveyor’s chain to measure the speed of the
current of the rivers, an octant and a sextant.
GALLATIN: A guy to clean up your building?
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LEWIS: That’s a sex-TON. A sexton is like a custodian. A sex-
TANT is an instrument for measuring the altitude of a celestial
object above the horizon. It helps to determine distances.
GALLATIN: Wow. You’re really smart … for a guy who’s getting
ready to do something really stupid. By the way, I think you might
need a boat. Otherwise you’re gonna have to do a lot of
swimming. Good luck. Call us if you need roadway assistance.
Of course, if you’re not on a road we can’t help. (Takes maps and
exits.)
LEWIS: She’s right. I’d better get some boats. (Exits.)
KEAN: Lewis spent the summer of 1803 in Pittsburgh overseeing the
construction of a large keelboat.
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SALESMAN and LEWIS enter. KEAN exits.
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SALESMAN: I tell ya, Mr. Lewis … Meri. May I call you Meri?
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LEWIS: NO!
SALESMAN: Oh. Okay. Anyway, Mr. Lewis. This beauty has
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everything. Tinted windows, power steering, power breaks …
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LEWIS: It doesn’t have windows, you steer it with a big oar and the
only way it slows down is if it runs on shore.
SALESMAN: And for those very reasons I’m gonna cut you a deal.
I’ll have to check with my manager, but I think I can put you in this
little beauty for a thousand bucks.
LEWIS: Are you crazy?
SALESMAN: Okay. I can let her go for eight hundred! … Seven
fifty! … Seven twenty-five! Come, Mr. Lewis. You gotta work with
me here!
LEWIS: I’m not the one buying it. The government is paying for it.
SALESMAN: In that case you can have it for three thousand. And I
need to see the cash up front.
LEWIS: That’s outrageous!
SALESMAN: I tell you what. I’ll throw in a dog.
LEWIS: A dog?
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LEWIS leads DOG offstage. SIGN CHANGER changes sign to
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“Scene 5: St. Louis, Missouri”.
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SCENE 5
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DULL: (Monotone.) The keelboat Lewis had built was fifty-five feet
long, eight feet wide and was able to carry ten tons of supplies. It
moved through the water by way of sails, oars, poles or
sometimes by crewmen wading through the water pulling the boat
with ropes.
DULL exits. KEAN moves the podium UPS and returns DSC.
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KEAN: Right. In the summer of 1803 Clark made her way to St.
Louis to recruit members for the expedition. She brought along
her servant York.
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YORK: From the weight of the luggage I’d guess you brought half of
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the Library of Congress.
CLARK: You know, York. This is going to be fun.
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YORK: You’re not the one carrying the luggage.
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JOEY: And I’m Joey. Short for Josephine. I like chopping down
trees.
REUBEN / JOEY: We’re siblings! (REUBEN salutes. JOEY bows.)
GEORGE: Ahoy maties! I’m George. I like pillaging and making
poor slobs walk the plank. I also like pizza, long walks on the
beach and snuggling up in front of a warm fire.
PIERRE: I’m Pierre. I know my way around the wilderness. I got
street smarts. Well … tree smarts.
FRANÇOIS: My name is François. I’m French and like to eat
croissants and snails. And I’m great at skiing and snowboarding.
CLARK: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the explorers!
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ALL but LEWIS march in step and sing. DOG barks.
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EXPLORERS: Hi ho! Hi ho! It’s way out west we go!
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We’re going to see a lot of snow,
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LEWIS crosses to the desk and writes in his journal. Others exit.
SIGN CHANGER changes sign: “Scene 6: 1804 – Part 1.”
SCENE 6
1804 – Part 1
REUBEN and JOEY enter with beach towels, sunglasses, drinks with
straws.
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CREW enters playing “Yankee Doodle” on kazoos. They cross center
and finish the song.
NATIVE 1 AND 2 enter left. CLARK and CREW enter right. They
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meet center. REUBEN and JOEY carry boxes.
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CLARK: (To CREW.) Let me handle this. (To NATIVES.) I am
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Clark. We brought you some stuff. (To REUBEN.) Show them.
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GEORGE: You got it wrong. That’s north. (Points left.) And that’s
south. (Points right. PIERRE crosses center.)
PIERRE: Actually that’s north (Points right.) And that’s south.
(Points left.)
FRANÇOIS: You guys don’t even know how to read that thing! And
you call yourselves explorers!
YORK: I never called myself an explorer!
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GEORGE: YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! THAT IS EAST AND THAT IS
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WEST! THAT COMPASS NEVER WORKED RIGHT! THE
RIVER GOES NORTH AND SOUTH AND ACCORDING TO
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THAT THING WE’RE GOING EAST AND WEST! (Etc.)
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Noise continues until LEWIS takes out a police whistle and blows it.
ALL are suddenly quiet. They hold their ears in pain.
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LEWIS holds up a magnet and the compass.
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Hands NATIVE 1 the compass. CREW exits. LEWIS returns to desk.
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NATIVE 1: Well, that was interesting. (Studies compass.) Made in
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Taiwan. (Tries to hand it to NATIVE 2.)
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FLOYD: I don’t think that gopher we had for dinner last night was all
that great. I don’t feel so good.
Falls over dead. PIERRE and FRANÇOIS enter and drag FLOYD
offstage.
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YORK: (Draws.) Poison ivy.
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GEORGE: (Looking at his hand in horror.) Poison ivy?
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YORK and GEORGE exit.
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PIERRE: Buffalo.
FRANÇOIS: Buffalo.
PIERRE: Hmm. That’s a strange looking creature.
What is it?
DOG: (Smiles and waves.) That is a poodle. And it think he ( Or
she.) likes me. (Continues to wave and blow kisses.)
FRANÇOIS: (Writing.) Poodle. Is that one “L” or two?
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Exit dragging DOG with them.
LEWIS: (Writing.) All total, we identified 178 plants and 122 animals
that had never been recorded. September 25, 1804. We almost
got into a fight with the Lakota Indians.
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LAKOTA 1: We want one of your boats.
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CREW huddles, discusses, breaks.
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SCENE 7
1804 – Part 2
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CLARK: You know, this would be a great place to build a fort. The
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Mandan village is over there (Points DS.) and we can trade and
have soft ball leagues. We haven’t built anything yet, and it’s time
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we did. Let’s build Fort Mandan! (CREW groans and exits.)
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CLARK: (To FRANÇOIS.) I’ll give you ten bucks for that ski coat.
REUBEN: I’ll give you fifteen!
JOEY: Sixteen!
GEORGE: Twenty!
FRANÇOIS: I’m not selling my coat!
YORK: The fort is finished. Why don’t we build a fire in the family
room fireplace and wait out the winter?
CREW: Okay.
LEWIS: (Writing.) I’m noticing that the crew is suffering from
homesickness.
CLARK: What I wouldn’t give for a bagel and cream cheese.
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CREW: Yeah!
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PIERRE: Or a latté.
GEORGE: Regular or decaf.
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PIERRE: Regular.
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PIERRE: No cinnamon.
DOG: I’d give anything for a bowl of Kibbles ‘n Bits (Or other dog
food brand.)
CREW: Yeah!
SCENE 8
1805 – Part 1
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dozen men downriver along with maps, animal skins and
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souvenirs, which are delivered to President Jefferson five months
later.
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JEFFERSON and MESSENGER exit. KEAN enters and crosses
center.
They cross the stage and exit. After a moment they enter and cross
in the opposite direction.
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Actually, I think it’s this way.
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ALL but LEWIS exits. LEWIS crosses to the desk and writes.
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CREW: BEAR! BEAR! BEAR! (Etc. They enter, run across the
stage in panic and exit.)
LEWIS: (Writing.) Now we’re not so sure. June 2, 1805. Today we
came to a fork in the river. Some of the guys thought we should
go north. Captain Clark and I thought we should go south.
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of July west of the Mississippi.
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CREW enters playing “Yankee Doodle” on kazoos. They cross center
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SALESMAN: Well, I’ll have to see what my manager says.
(SALESMAN exits, then returns.) He’s never done anything like
this before, but he says you can have the horses, the mule and
he’ll throw in a guide for a special low price with easy payment
options. Shall we go talk with our business manager?
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me! Good dog! (Takes treat, pets DOG and exits.)
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DOG: That’s not a cupcake. It’s a doggie treat. Liver flavored.
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Offstage LEWIS makes gagging sounds. Sadly.
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KEAN exits. CREW, all but DOG, enters and stagger center. They
collapse. LEWIS crosses to the desk and writes.
LEWIS: (Writing.) The trip over the Bitterroot Mountains was the
worst thing I’ve ever seen. Our guide got lost. It started snowing.
We ran out of food. We were starving and ready to eat anything.
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Dull enters and crosses center.
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DULL: (To AUDIENCE.) Mount Hood, in present day Oregon, was
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CLARK enters.
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LEWIS: (Writing.) We’ve estimated our journey to have been over
four thousand miles long, from the mouth of the Missouri River to
the Pacific Ocean.
CLARK: Okay. We finally made it. All who want to spend the winter
here raise your hands. (No one raises their hands.) All who want
to go home raise your hands. (ALL raise their hands.) We’ll
spend the winter here.
REUBEN: But we voted to go home.
CLARK: You want to cross those mountains again in the winter?
We’ll build a nice fort and stay here. (CREW groans.) We’ll have
a big New Year’s party.
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They freeze. The rest of the CAST enters and freezes awaiting
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curtain calls. SIGN CHANGER enters and changes the sign: “Scene
9: 1806 – Home”.
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SCENE 9
1806 – Home
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KEAN: The crew spent the winter by the Columbia River. It rained
and rained and rained. And then it really rained.
DULL: In March of 1806 the Expedition started home.
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governor of something!
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LEWIS blows whistle again. CAST freezes.
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SIGN CHANGER enters, places a sign on the easel that reads “The
End”, bows and exits.
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BURTON BUMGARNER
Burton grew up in North Carolina, and began writing
plays in 1994. He has worked as a director and
musical director, and run lights and sound. He also
makes a very courteous and helpful usher. To date
he has written over 70 plays, including full length
comedies and dramas, one acts, and seasonal plays.
He also writes under the pseudonym Andrew Ross.
Many of his scripts are particularly appropriate for
middle and high school students. They have large
casts, single sets and are broken down into easily
rehearsed scenes. A number of plays are adaptions
from literary works students read in language arts
classes: such as Homer, O. Henry, Saki, Bent, de
Maupassant, Twain and Shakespeare.Burton also
writes for adults. He is a three time winner of the
Robert J. Pickering Award for Playwriting from the
Coldwater Community Theater, Coldwater Michigan.
In 2004 he won the McLaren Memorial Comedy
Playwriting Festival in Midland, Texas. His plays
have been produced across the United States and
Canada, and in Europe, Australia and Japan. Burton
has written lyrics and voice overs for Kindermusick
International, including the CD Alpha Building Crew
which won the Creative Child Magazine Educational
CD of the Year for 2006. He earned a Bachelor of Music
degree from Greensboro College, and a Masters of
Music from Southern Methodist University. When
he’s not writing hes thinking about writing.
Are We There Yet? The More or Less
True Story of the Lewis and Clark
Expedition
by Burton Bumgarner
Type: One Act
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 40 minutes
Cast: 7-10 female, 6-8 male, 4-6 either, 1 extra, doubling possible, gender
flexible
Following the American Revolution the country’s western border ended at the Mis-
souri River. In 1803 President Jefferson charged his personal secretary, Meriwether
Lewis, with gathering an expedition party and traveling inland across the unex-
plored wilderness of North America. Lewis and Clark took a perilous two and a half
year journey of discovery from St. Louis to the Pacific Northwest. This is the story of
the Lewis and Clark Expedition as it might be told by Monty Python.
ISBN: 978-1-60003-745-0