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Joe Biden’s Loves Mess
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1 New York’s most recent cover story selfish: It’s about self-soothing.” The story was an aspect of it that felt like we’re tear-
asked readers, “Do You Know How to became a segment on The View: “One of ing down this Black man … Like, why him?
Behave?” (January 30–February 12). Its them said that in a group of two or more Why now?” And BuzzFeed’s Ade Onibada
194 rules prompted much debate, with women, you shouldn’t call them ladies,” said advised, “That Pyer Moss article is … com-
Susan Brannigan joking, “I’m so glad we’ve Ana Navarro. When Joy Behar asked “Why plex. Anyone who reaches a decisive con-
moved on from arguing about nepo babies not?,” she replied, “I know. I think it’s a hell clusion after one pass-through should
to arguing about etiquette.” Christian of a lot better than bitches.” probably take a step back and … reread it.”
Brown wrote that what makes this “new
etiquette guide so good is reading and nod- 2 The magazine also featured the Cut’s 3 In “Reality Check,” Reeves Wiedeman
ding along like yep yep that’s normal yep of “Spring Fashion” issue with a cover wrote about the documentary-film
course yep and suddenly: bam, you’re told showcasing Memphis rapper GloRilla. industry’s internal reckoning. On the pod-
you have to text your friends three hours Journalist Nicolas-Tyrell Scott said, cast The Town, Matthew Belloni said the
after you hang out to confirm that you “GloRilla on The Cut? Whoever made that story articulated “what many in the docu-
still like them.” BuzzFeed published its own happen did something different.” As part of mentary world have felt over the past five to
“Terminally Online Version of New York the special issue, Tahirah Hairston investi- seven years, which is it’s never been a better
Magazine’s Etiquette Rules,” featuring gated what happened to Pyer Moss’s Kerby time to make these kinds of films, and yet at
61 social-media guidelines, while the Jean-Raymond (“The Promise of Pyer the same time … there’s been this mixing of
Guardian’s Arwa Mahdawi offered her Moss”). The story caused considerable the tenets of documentary filmmaking with
advice for “those of us who lead rather more discussion within the fashion world. The the economic interests and the ethos of
mundane lives.” On Slate’s Culture Gabfest, Guardian’s Gloria Oladipo asked, “Where reality television.” Lydia Polgreen, the for-
Julia Turner said she “was surprised that were you when you read The Cut’s article on mer head of content at Gimlet Media,
the internet response to it was so big. I guess Pyer Moss?” Bianca Vivion Brooks said the tweeted, “A lot of this is true about pod-
people were dying for a set of rules of response took her back “to 2018 when I casting too, just on a miniature scale.”
behavior to both appreciate and argue wrote a very inflammatory NYT opinion Rod Blackhurst, who co-directed Netflix’s
with.” Some readers criticized rules they called ‘It Takes More Than Skin Color’ Amanda Knox, noted, “There is seemingly
found classist or written from a privileged where I argued that representation was not always some other ‘director’ willing to
position. CNN’s Ariel Edwards-Levy wrote, a measure of artistic substance & we should make the ‘content’—to bend the rules and
“Starting off with ‘you don’t have to read be more discerning as a culture about who ethics.” Emmy-nominated producer
all of your acquaintances’ new books’ is we platform.” Rechelle Dennis, co-founder Mynette Louie added, “If it’s any consola-
such an incredible tell about its presump- of Girls United, a community platform for tion, the streamers screwed up narrative
tive audience.” Of the instruction not to young Black women, cautioned, “White features too!”
“foist your allergies onto a dinner party,” entrepreneurs are free to fail, learn, raise
Corey Ann Haydu countered, “This is so more money or move on, sometimes all correction: “The Promise of Pyer Moss”
offensive … A person with a severe allergy of the above without personally charged incorrectly stated that Raphael Saadiq
cannot just be all chill and not inform think pieces and people applauding curated the music for the “American,
ppl making them dinner.” In his Substack someone’s downfall.” On the podcast The Also. Lesson 2—Normal” show at the
newsletter, Very Serious, Josh Barro argued, Run-Through With Vogue, Chioma Nnadi Weeksville Heritage Center.
“Etiquette is for setting other people at said, “You so rarely see success stories in Send correspondence to comments@nymag.com.
ease … New York’s conception of etiquette is fashion around Black creators, and there Or go to nymag.com to respond to individual stories.
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Cityscape: look up when you walk through the World Trade Center
Oculus, and you can forgive almost everything: the $4 billion
Christopher Bonanos bill as the rest of the transit system starved, the skylight that was
supposed to open but doesn’t because the rubber seal ripped,
the underperforming mall with its dumpy little kiosks selling
dumpy little souvenirs. Enter that hall, and it does what Santiago
Why Is the Floor of Calatrava said it would. Your eye is drawn up the marble walls
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and the white ribs, and you are reminded of the nave of a great
the Oculus Crumbling? cathedral. You can experience, as a commuter, a moment’s uplift.
Cast your eye downward, though, and you’re back in busted-up
Seven years in, the New York.
The white slabs making up the floor of the concourse are chipped
marble slabs are chipping and flaked at the edges. Corners are broken, and thousands of
scuffing soles have ground dirt into the rough spots, blackening
and flaking. It didn’t them. Some slabs have been replaced, and they’re whiter and shinier
than the rest. The building opened only seven years ago, in March
have to be this way. 2016, and the rest of it still looks crisp and new. The floor does not.
Grand Central Terminal just turned 110, and its Tennessee-marble
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floor is arguably in better shape. metrically pure, show even small dings not on the walls,” as the architects had speci-
I asked the Port Authority of New York as patina but as damage, and your eye goes fied. Instead, he said, the engineers stuck
and New Jersey about the replacement right to every one. by their plan for relatively few relief joints,
work, some of which I saw going on last But that’s not all that’s going on here. widely spaced: “There’s one every ten-by-ten
year. Its representatives offered a statement: Matthew Crawford, superintendent at a stones, pretty much.”
“Normal wear and tear of the Oculus floor is company called Gem Roofing and Water- But, I suggested to Crawford, couldn’t
being addressed by systematically repairing proofing, oversaw a lot of the floor’s installa- they have trimmed a sliver from all the edges
and/or replacing damaged tiles,” adding tion and maintenance. He mostly brushed of each stone slab and thus preserved the
that work had stopped for the holidays and aside my suggestion that the stone was the alignment? “Yes, but that would have added
“will resume later this year.” Calatrava’s office fundamental problem, though he agreed cost.” Could the stone have been installed
declined to comment. Neither would talk in that it’s “not the most resilient. There are more firmly so it moved less? “Yes, with
any detail about the beat-up floor. millions of little hammers, every single day, a thicker setting bed,” the mortar under-
The easiest guess, though not necessarily pounding on that floor. I’d see a woman with neath would have limited its movement,
the correct one, is to blame the stone. It’s stiletto heels running there, and I’d cringe.” “but that wouldn’t give them the R-value
Lasa marble, quarried in Italy and brought The deeper problem, he explained, is there’s they wanted”—that is, less heat would
in by a Vermont importer, fine-grained a radiant-heating system underneath. Thin come through the floor, compromising the
and lightly translucent. On the Mohs pipes snake back and forth atop a layer of building’s energy-efficiency goals. (The PA
scale, which you may remember from your insulation, and they’re filled with a glycol said the design wasn’t aiming for a specific
Earth-science classes, it’s about a 3 or a 4: solution that is warmed up and pumped efficiency target.) As an aside, he mentioned
soft but not too soft. (Granite is about a 7.) around to heat the room. Radiant heat that there have been glycol leaks in the
The slabs are one and three-sixteenths of has many advantages (evenness, silence, no heating system, leaving brown stains on the
an inch thick. Monuments all over Europe floor. “I don’t want to get anyone in trouble,”
are made of Lasa marble, and so are about Crawford said ruefully, “but we told them.”
90,000 American soldiers’ grave markers. There exists, in the Oculus, a proof of con-
Raffie Samach, an architect who worked cept. Crawford’s company got permission to
on the early stages of the project (and re-lay one section of floor, one that lacked
remains an admirer of Calatrava’s, calling heating pipes, with a thick bed of mortar, as
the architect and the building “extraor- he’d recommended. It’s in front of a freight
dinary”), offered this: “I was surprised by elevator at the northeast corner of the con-
the choice of material. It isn’t what I would course, where seasonal displays and heavy
use in a public space, though we all have to equipment are brought into the building.
concede that it’s beautiful.” However, he was It’s probably the most trafficked area in the
quick to add, “I can also say that, whatever place, he said, and “I go by and check on it
materials were proposed, they were vetted every time I’m in there.” The other day, I did
by the Port Authority—and they were very the same. It remains nearly undamaged.
picky about durability.” Civic agencies, The Port Authority appears to have taken
I suggested, tend to be conservative about some of this advice belatedly. Most of the
choices like that. “Obsessively so.” newly laid replacement stones seem to have
I decided to do a little comparative test,
so I got my hands on one sample from the Calatrava’s been caulked in rather than grouted. That’s
a costly set of repairs, though, and until the
Oculus’s floor and another from Grand
Central’s. (Never mind how.) They’re about
designs, being so whole floor is rehoned—a multistep process
akin to sanding down a hardwood floor—it
the same thickness, and the texture of the
grain seems similar. When I rubbed the
pure, show dings will look a little patchy and uneven.
Did the PA indeed brush away some real-
rough sides against one another, though,
the difference became obvious. The beige
not as patina world concerns in the service of Calatrava’s
aesthetic? Speaking to Samach reminded
stone from Grand Central remained intact.
The white Lasa marble shed crystalline
but as damage. me of the public mood around the site in
the years after 9/11. New York was in agony,
crumbs that looked like sugar all over my wounded and desperate to get its sense of
desk. It’s clearly more fragile. vents to collect dirt or blow dust), and a power back. The instinct among some,
But it’s not a piece of pastry—it’s still warmish stone floor is pleasant in winter. As during the planning of the Oculus, was that
rock. The smooth top surface of my sample it warms up, the stone expands. The edges almost no expense was too great, that no
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doesn’t chip when you knock anything press on one another, harder and harder, detail was too much to ask. We were going
against it. Certainly it should be able to deal and eventually they shatter. to have something perfect there, the very
with Louboutins and wheelie bags, no? Engineers usually accommodate that best in the world. And although that inten-
Part of the problem is that we can see movement with expansion joints—small sity of feeling faced a lot of practical con-
every little chip. The New York Public gaps that can stretch and shrink as needed— cerns and cost overruns and political fights
Library is also made of white marble, albeit and there are indeed some on the floor and a gradual understanding that maybe
from Vermont, and it’s a little melty around here. “We recommended one-eighth inch this project wasn’t going to do everything we
the edges after a century of urban wear between the joints with caulking,” Crawford were hanging on it, the core spirit lingered:
and tear and acid rain. Yet it looks good said. But the team rejected that idea, he It was going to be beautiful, and maybe, this
because it’s a Beaux-Arts building, full of told me; wider gaps would have changed one time, we could let practicality slip aside.
filigree and detail. The weathering is part the alignment of the stones, after which But to accept that today, you have to avert
of its beauty. Calatrava’s designs, being geo- “the seams wouldn’t line up with the joints your eyes. Just … look up. ■
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caught talking to an imaginary friend.
VIDEO GAMES.
Duty: Black Ops, and as he picked off Nazi
zombie hounds, he told his viewers to put
an infinity sign in the chat to connect with
one another. “I’m built to lead a tribe,” he
It was rainy and quiet, and his life was it would exist on the internet, where increas- said. “Yes, I’m going to be one of the great-
uncharacteristically lacking in drama. ingly Kyrie Irving seemed to live. est basketball players ever to do it. That’s
Irving had won an epic standoff with the During postgame press conferences, cemented. But I’m also going to be remem-
Brooklyn Nets and the mayor of New York Irving often comes off as curt, defensive, bered as having a great community … I’m
over his refusal to get vaccinated for covid- and bored, as if to make himself even less going to impact way more people when I’m
19. His teammate and fellow oddball super- scrutable to what he calls the “pawns” in done playing basketball than I will playing
star Kevin Durant had withdrawn a recent the media. But on Twitch, where Irving it.” Less than five months later, Irving would
trade request to stick by his side. Nike was could ask big questions, rather than answer immolate the Nets.
preparing to release the ninth edition of his annoying ones, he was loose: doing voices,
best-selling sneaker. On his Xbox, Irving humming, giggling. One NBA source, who
T
fired up NBA 2K23 and activated a geeky, knows him from Irving’s unhappy two years
khaki-clad, one-inch-taller avatar of him- as a Boston Celtic, described his general HE CRISIS BEGAN in late
self. He also began to livestream on Twitch, demeanor to me as “lost in the canyons of October, when Irving tweeted
monologuing dreamily for three hours and his own mind.” Well, here he was, leading us a link to a documentary titled
40 minutes to an audience of a few thou- around the dark parts of the map. Hebrews to Negroes: Wake Up
sand total strangers. Irving talked about astrology, burning Black America. The 2018 film
9/11: a notable date for suspicious sage, bodily autonomy, holistic health, puts forward the belief system of a group
thinkers in general and an emotional one being “socially awkward for mad long,” and called the Hebrew Israelites, who claim that
for Irving in particular. In 2001, when his faith. This he described as “omnist,” Africans and other people of color were the
the first plane hit, his father, Drederick drawing on Buddhism, Christianity, real chosen people of the Old Testament and
Irving, a financier and former basketball Islam, and Judaism. “I’m genreless,” he that their identities have been appropriated
player, was on an escalator beneath the said. “I don’t mind being in this position by modern-day Jews. It includes some Holo-
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World Trade Center and had to fight his as one of the liberators and one of the caust denial and quotations from the likes of
way through a jam at the revolving doors consciousness shifters. And I don’t say it Adolf Hitler and Henry Ford, a few of them
to escape. At school in New Jersey, 9-year- as if I’m this guru with all the answers and fabricated. Facing intense criticism, Irving
old Kyrie, who’d already lost his mother, you can come to me for everything. I just distanced himself from the film’s “unfortu-
spent hours not knowing if he had become know the world is shifting.” nate falsehoods” but balked at denouncing
an orphan. “Your life is worth living,” He moved on to heavier subjects, like it unequivocally. The Nets suspended him,
he told his Twitch audience, advising the subjugation of Indigenous and African and Nike dropped him.
those struggling with loss to seek help. American people. “When you hear about As with his vaccine holdout, during which
He addressed the crowd repeatedly as a genocide and you hear about people get- he missed nearly half a season, Irving had
“tribe” and a “family,” thanking them for ting murdered for lands, that’s what hap- inflamed a wider debate about the bounds
providing a “safe space for me to speak” pened in my family,” he said. “I had to go of acceptable behavior in pro sports; about
on their shared “journey.” through some transformational changes to whether public figures should be repri-
While he promised not to give up his day forgive the people that murdered my ances- manded for platforming fringe ideas; about
job as a point guard—eight-time All-Star; tors.” Irving’s alienation from the main- whether, on a galactic scale, RTs = Endorse-
arguably the most skilled ball handler and stream was evident and also indiscrimi- ment. Celtics star Jaylen Brown called his
finisher ever to play basketball; launcher of nate. “What’s going on now in our world is suspension “uncharted territory,” marvel-
maybe the biggest shot in NBA history— blatant. What’s going on now in Jackson, ing that no distinction was being made
Irving indulged the possibility of a new Mississippi—a lot of stuff is blatant.” He was “between what somebody says versus what
career playing video games professionally, in referring to news of the city’s tainted water somebody posts.”
which he could commune in quietude with supply. “They’re not hiding it anymore,” he Irving eventually apologized and
his digital followers. He had mused before continued. “Movies that praise all these returned to the bleak gray-on-gray of the
about buying a rural 200-acre plot where he demonic forces. And video games. And all Barclays Center hardwood in late Novem-
could live and farm with friends and fam- these symbols.” ber. The Nets beat the Grizzlies that night
ily, where everything they needed would be Deep into the livestream, Irving took a and continued to pulverize their oppo-
obtainable from a “wooden store.” (“Are you call from his wife, Marlene Wilkerson, a nents, winning 12 in a row at one point to
familiar with the Jonestown Massacre?” YouTuber who posts about health and spir- vault into the league’s elite ranks. But signs
a teammate asked him.) This gamer society ituality. She was pregnant with their sec- of his discontent were visible, as he started
sounded something like that society, except ond son, whom they would name Elohim. blacking out the Swooshes on his sneakers
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2009:
… And his
second.
2007:
At his first
high school …
2014:
Protesting
police brutality.
2021:
2011: Anti-vaxx
With his father at protesters outside
the NBA draft. Barclays Center.
2022: 2023:
His avatar As a Dallas
on NBA Maverick.
2K23.
2019:
As a Brooklyn Net.
and scrawling on messages like i am free of the most enigmatic figures in the NBA, in the Mott Haven neighborhood in the
thank you god … i am. Durant tweaked with a mind so internet-pilled and recondite Bronx, and got a basketball scholarship to
his knee—the latest in an endless series as to be unclassifiable. But he left as a famil- Boston University, where he became the all-
of injuries that had kept the team’s stars iar archetype: the loner, the dot-connecting time leading scorer. His mother, Elizabeth
from playing together much—and the Nets freethinker, clicking around the internet. Larson, was part of the Standing Rock Sioux
began to founder. Irving’s contract was set The kind of person who feels most comfort- tribe. When she was a few weeks old, she
to expire at the end of the season, and the able when he’s talking to strangers online. was adopted by a white couple—a Lutheran
antisemitism furor gave the team further minister and his wife, a nurse, who raised
reason to doubt his stability. Management her in a suburb of Tacoma, Washington. Lar-
I
resisted offering him the fat four-year con- son gave birth to Kyrie in Australia, where
tract extension he wanted. Irving, insulted, RVING’S FIRST YEARS in the Dred was playing professionally, but when
demanded a trade. NBA could hardly have gone bet- the marriage broke up, she decided to live
The news rocked the NBA. “Well, what do ter, and yet they led him to misery. in Washington State while Dred took Kyrie
you make of this disaster?” said a longtime Drafted No. 1 overall by the Cleve- and his sister, Asia, to New York. Working
team executive when I called him. Another land Cavaliers in 2011, he was as a bond broker for Cantor Fitzgerald and
front-office figure texted that when it comes Rookie of the Year; he signed with Pepsi Thomson Reuters, he raised the children in
to Irving, “it’s never rational.” Out of spite or and Nike; he dated a pop star and a beauty the New Jersey suburbs.
self-interest or both, the Nets shipped Irving queen. “I really mean this when I say it: I’ve When Kyrie was 4, Elizabeth died in a
to the Dallas Mavericks instead of the des- never seen in person a more skilled player,” Tacoma hospital. Throughout his career,
tination he reportedly preferred, the Los says Daniel “Booby” Gibson, who shared the cause of death has been reported as
Angeles Lakers. The New York tabloids said the backcourt with Irving. “I’ve guarded sepsis. But Irving said on his 9/11 Twitch
good riddance: you can mav him, brayed Kobe. Elbow, iso, post-up, fadeaway, switch- stream that he had lost his mother, his
the Post. pivot—Kobe got all of it. Kyrie’s got that and “native queen,” to “drugs in the streets.”
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he probably was: staying up too late, riding with Brooklyn, instantly transforming the “This is cool, I just did it, you should too.
the YouTube algorithm. “Did you ever grow Nets into a powerhouse. Irving had grown Donate $10 to @BarackObama, text GIVE
up with a guy in high school who smoked up a Nets fan in New Jersey and couched to 62262.” Nine years later: “Only a matter
a ton of weed, who is constantly thinking his decision to return home in nostalgic of time until all Natives Africans Asians
about shit all the time?” says one NBA agent. terms. Celtics fans were incensed; Irving completely stop producing and entertain-
That was Irving. had reneged on a public pledge to stay for ing for Racist America and Racist Europe.
Just months into the Trump years, Irving the long haul. The move also recast his deci- Only a matter of time … God judges all of
was advocating for the merits of extremely sion to leave Cleveland: Here was a potential their evil actions.”
open-ended inquiry at the exact moment killer of teams. When he was on the court, Irving was
the country’s mainstream institutions began But how could Brooklyn say “no”? Ever thriving. Having painstakingly assembled
to question the wisdom of doing so. In one since LeBron James had assembled his a squad of scrappy, likable, team-first,
podcast episode, Jefferson and Frye began championship squad in Miami, teams analytically sound underdogs, general man-
debating the Illuminati. Another host, had embraced multi-superstar rosters, ager Sean Marks jettisoned them to land a
the sideline reporter Allie Clifton, tried to whatever the risks of divahood. Irving third superstar to play alongside Irving and
change the subject, but Irving stopped her. had essentially knocked on the door of the Durant, the cold-blooded scoring machine
“It’s okay, this feeling you’re getting in your Barclays Center arm in arm with one of the James Harden. It was a joyless move, and it
stomach,” he said. NBA’s other indescribable talents. Their worked really well. Up two games to none
Irving was spending his time with a pretty promise was enough to persuade the Nets against the eventual champion Milwaukee
small circle. He lived in a Cleveland high- to sign yet another friend, the declining Bucks in the 2021 playoffs, the Nets were
rise with his best friend and all-purpose DeAndre Jordan. If the team could keep an offensive juggernaut rolling to a title.
business manager, a high-school classmate them happy, there was no limit to how But then Irving hurt his ankle, a potentially
with the portentous name of Alex Jones, and much they could win. series-winning shot by Durant was ruled a
didn’t have many friends in the locker room. two-pointer, not a three, and they were out.
In March 2017, the Cavaliers got rid of a role The season was over, and soon, so was the
player named Jordan McRae, whom Irving fantasy that Irving’s mercurial tendencies
described as “one of the few people I hung RVING’S FIRST season could be kept from derailing the team.
out with.” Talking to Jefferson and Frye, he in Brooklyn saw the arrival That August, then-Mayor Bill de Blasio
described a dream he had upon hearing the of a pandemic and a racial- mandated that private-sector workers
news: McRae entered his hotel room to say justice reckoning. Newly in the city be vaccinated against covid.
good-bye, but Irving couldn’t wake up to tell elected as a vice-president Irving refused to get the shot. He resisted
him he loved him. of the players union, he unpacking his stance in public, though has
Irving wanted out. The Cavs were James’s attempted to organize a said on livestreams that his position came
team, and Irving itched to lead one of his boycott of the league’s zero- from “questioning the Establishment.”
own. In 2017, he requested a trade and land- covid “bubble” at Disney He was barred from playing home games
ed in Boston, the city where his parents had World to raise awareness at Barclays.
met. In Irving’s first year, the Celtics got off about police killings. His colleagues shot Depending on one’s perspective, he was
to a scorching 16-2 start, but he missed the it down. Irving was injured at the time, either a martyr to bureaucratic absurdity
end of the season and the playoffs with an so he wouldn’t be in Florida anyway; he (under the rules, unvaccinated athletes
injury. Not long after, his maternal grand- also had more financial wherewithal than from visiting teams were free to play) or a
father died. Irving later said that it spun most to weather lost paychecks. “It’s easy knucklehead torpedoing his team. Under
him into depression and “some of the worst to say that when you’ve made what you’ve the controversy was a familiar cultural
mental-health issues of my life.” made and you’ve got the Nike money,” his scaffolding: the Trump-to-pandemic-era
Jones had moved to Boston to live with journeyman teammate Garrett Temple told flourishing of internet bullshit and the
him, and there was concern that the two Matt Sullivan, a journalist who was writing corresponding neurotic vigilance of those
were spending the dark Massachusetts a book about that year’s Nets team. absorbed with rooting it out. For Irving, that
winters isolated at home, bingeing You- Irving defended his bubble-busting tension fed on itself. He believed himself to
Tube. Someone who knew Irving at the time gambit, repeating Maya Angelou’s quote be excavating and exposing hidden truths,
brought up the flat-Earth theory with him that “one person standing on the Word of and any effort by a corrupt elite to police
and Jones. “Alex is like, ‘I don’t know, man. God is the majority,” and ramped up his his beliefs must have felt like validation. He
We don’t know the Earth is round. Kyrie and activism. That summer, he co-produced a was taking counsel from a shrinking pool
I have been watching stuff,’” the source said. TV special on the death of Breonna Taylor, of people: He’d recently fired his agent and
“Kyrie kept asking if we knew for sure that bought a home for the family of George hired his former stepmother, Shetellia Riley
it was ‘constitutionally’ round.” The conclu- Floyd, and pledged a seven-figure donation Irving, to represent him.
sion: “Oh, shit. They really believe that.” (To to supplement the lost income of WNBA Harden got so frustrated that he half-
be fair to Irving, it’s never been entirely clear players sitting out their own covid bubble. joked that he wanted to give Irving the
he does. He once gave an onstage apology to Irving kept Forrest Gump–ing himself into injection himself. (He ended up asking
“all the science teachers … coming up to me political consciousness. In January 2021, for a trade.) But many other NBA players
like, ‘You know I’ve got to reteach my whole on a night the rest of the Nets were playing saw something to admire. The Warriors’
curriculum?!’”) the Nuggets, he showed up on a campaign (vaccinated) Draymond Green praised
In February 2019, footage emerged of Zoom for the progressive Manhattan DA Irving for “standing his ground.” Doing so
Irving chatting up Durant at the NBA All- candidate Tahanie Aboushi, appearing in a cost him about $11.4 million in uncollected
Star game, and internet sleuths wondered little window under Cynthia Nixon. pay. “So many players just love Kyrie as a
if they were plotting to play together some- Increasingly consumed with social jus- player and love what he represents,” says
where the following season. They were right. tice, he was following a familiar arc of online ESPN’s Nets beat reporter Nick Friedell.
On the first day of free agency, both signed polarization. A tweet from August 2012: “He’s this rebel. He’s not going to conform.”
INFORMATION TO SATIATE THIS BURNING to the chase and told Irving that people
wanted to hear “a yes or no” on whether he
DESIRE TO UNDERSTAND HIMSELF.” was antisemitic. Irving replied, “I cannot be
antisemitic if I know where I come from.”
The answer immediately entered the pan-
theon of failed sports non-denial denials,
alongside Mark McGwire’s steroid-era “I’m
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Irving’s sneakers after he was
dropped by Nike.
not here to talk about the past.” The Nets algorithm, what kinds of things get fed to Alex Rosenberg, who is Jewish,” he said. “He
suspended him that day. a conspiracy-minded guy like him …,” said used to stay over at his house. Alex played at
Kyrie’s defenders explain his stone- one team front-office figure, who happens Columbia University, also played for Israel.”
walling as exasperation. “Kyrie felt almost to be Jewish. “I feel like the antisemitism Pyonin motioned to a picture of another
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insulted, like, ‘Man, you guys think I’m thing is such a footnote to the whole Kyrie of Irving’s buddies, who went on to be the
racist? I’m not even entertaining that,’ ” story, another example of him spouting basketball coach at Joseph Kushner Hebrew
says Phil Handy, a mentor from his time off on things he doesn’t know about. He Academy, a Yeshiva day school in Livingston
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with the Cavaliers, now an assistant coach thinks he’s discovered something nobody named after Jared Kushner’s grandfather.
with the Lakers. (Ethan Sherwood Strauss, else knows.” Pyonin was being trailed by two locals,
an NBA writer on Substack, compares Before returning to the Nets, Irving Chris Markowitz and Joshua Green, who
Irving to Herman Melville’s “Bartleby, the offered an apology during a televised SNY are producing a documentary about him.
Scrivener.” Vaccines, public apologies: He interview. When he had claimed he couldn’t Markowitz was wearing a pair of Kyries.
prefers not to.) Irving eventually met with be antisemitic because “I know where Green’s older brother played in high school
Nets owner Joe Tsai and NBA commis- I come from,” he said, he wasn’t referring with Kyrie, and their family was something
sioner Adam Silver, who publicly declared to a lost tribe of Israel. He said he meant of a surrogate unit for him. Kyrie often ate
their confidence that Irving did not harbor suburban New Jersey. dinner and stayed over at the Greens’ home
antisemitic beliefs. Eight games after his in nearby Elizabeth. Green, whose father is
suspension, Irving was reinstated. a Baptist preacher, told me he once asked
O
After the scandal had blown over, a close Kyrie why he kept referring to his mother—
ally of Irving’s gave me his side of the story. N A RECENT SUNDAY, Ms. Green—as “Mom.” Kyrie replied, “Your
For one, the documentary appealed to his I drove to the gym in North mom is basically my mom.”
interest in ancestry. “It’s like, Oh my God, we Jersey where a teenage Kyrie Pyonin, who is Jewish, was bothered
were the original tribes of Israel? This seems Irving spent four years hon- when Irving tweeted about Hebrews
even more, like, We’re kings and queens.” ing his game: the Young to Negroes but was certain he wasn’t
They also suggested Irving hadn’t seen the Men’s and Women’s Hebrew Association of antisemitic. “He’s a little bit of a genius.
entirety of the nearly four-hour film. “He Union County. In the parking lot, Orthodox Geniuses can’t understand the simplest
watched little parts of it and probably fell Jewish families were exiting minivans, and thing,” he said. “So he made a mistake with
asleep,” they said. “It is not a really good, inside, I passed wall paintings of Israel and the Jewish community and realized how big
put-together film. At one point, you really a portrayal of Theodor Herzl, the founder of it is.” Pyonin’s own story gets at an important
do go, ‘There’s something fucked up with modern Zionism. dynamic underlying the controversy. He
this documentary,’ and that’s when they Irving trained here for countless nights, was raised working class in Elizabeth in
quoted Hitler. But that happened toward playing one-on-one games to 100 with a leg- the 1950s and ’60s and began developing
the end of the movie!” endary AAU coach named Sandy Pyonin, his basketball program in the wake of the
A number of agents, executives, and who has guided some three dozen players to 1967 Newark riots. It made him a small link
assorted NBA figures professed their non- the pros. Dressed in sweatpants and purple between Jewish and Black communities
chalance about the saga. “Was I surprised high-top sneakers, Pyonin, who never gives that were being pulled apart.
that he tweeted out a random antisemitic his age, led me to his photo-filled wall of An urban, northeastern sport with roots
documentary? Yeah, a little bit. Then again, fame to show who Irving used to hang out in New York–area YMHAs going back to the
if you know the YouTube or Instagram with. “This is one of his close friends—that’s late-19th century, (Continued on page 76)
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If you’re JEFF ZUCKER
or MARIO BATALI
or JARED KUSHNER and
you’re trying to survive
a bout of very bad press,
SHE’S THE ONE YOU CALL.
By Shawn McCreesh
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of whomever they flack for. Cuomo’s were at him. Don’t worry.’ Chuck looked at me you talking about? That was Chuck.’” (He
belittling toward reporters, and de Blasio’s and goes, ‘Okay, now call him back and doubled back to fetch her.)
whiny. Bloomberg’s spoke the language apologize.’ I was like, ‘No, I’m not doing that. “Yeah, she spoke her mind,” says Schumer
of wonkery and didn’t seem to care so He fucked us.’ He’s like, ‘You better call him. when I recounted this anecdote. “That’s why
much about what anybody wrote. But the Call him right now. You need him more than she’s so good. She’ll go right at you.” Heller
Schumer flack got into the nitty-gritty of he needs you.’” She did as instructed. says one of “the great things about working
not only what the story was, but how it was Ben Smith, the former Times media for Chuck” is that “you could yell at him and
written and where it ran. “The Schumer spe- columnist turned Semafor co-founder, tell him the truth. If you have that job when
cies are a sixth-sensed species that have been recalls running into Schumer at the NY1 you’re very young—it’s never occurred to me
all over the jungle,” says Angelo Roefaro, studios circa 2005. Smith says he “sand- that I shouldn’t tell a powerful person that
the Senate majority leader’s current chief bagged him with the then-controversial they’re wrong.”
spokesperson. “They do not just stay in the issue of gay marriage, which he had been
sunny treetops. They know what’s happen- avoiding taking a position on.” As they when she was 27, Heller left Schumer’s
ing on the jungle floor. Chuck finds these were leaving, a young Heller “stopped and office to take a job at the corporate-
people and they start their journey in the reamed me out for ambushing him, and communications firm Global Strategy
jungle. Risa is probably the one who under- when she finished yelling at me, she looked Group, which advised Eliot Spitzer. Six
stands that ecosystem better than anyone.” around and said, ‘Where the fuck is the car?’ months later, Spitzer was caught with a
Shortly after Heller began working for I said, ‘Oh, I think he left.’ She pulls out her prostitute, and suddenly his lieutenant
Schumer, a story appeared that mentioned phone, and in the same tone she had just governor, David Paterson, was thrust into
his family—“A scummy, bullshit thing to taken with me, she began yelling, ‘Where a job that he never seemed to even want.
do,” says Heller—so she called the reporter the hell did you go, just leaving me here on Heller became his communications direc-
and picked a fight. “I remember being in the the sidewalk? Who do you think you are?’ tor. “There were a lot of fireworks,” says
office at seven in the morning and I was like, I said to her, ‘I can’t believe you would talk to Heller—the onset of the Great Recession,
‘Look at this thing. I called him, I screamed the driver that way,’ and she said, ‘What are the naming of a replacement for the Sen-
ate seat Hillary Clinton had left, and even
the fact that Paterson’s chief aide, whom
RISA’S he was uncommonly dependent on, had to
resign after it was revealed he owed nearly
HOT POT $300,000 in back taxes. “We had a very
robust and competitive press corps” at the
time, she recalls. “It was different from
how it is now. Every outlet in the state
basically had at least one reporter in the
Capitol covering the governor. You’d wake
up every morning and see the cover of the
Post and gasp.”
She lasted a year, then took some time
off. She checked out some corporate jobs,
but “they all seemed boring to me.” She
was about to turn 30, and wanted to learn
how to cook a chicken, she says. She mar-
ried Ryan Toohey, whom she’d met when
he worked for Spitzer and she worked for
Schumer but got to know as a co-worker at
Global Strategy Group. In 2010, she started
Risa Heller Communications.
The next year, she had her first crisis
project at the new firm—Anthony Weiner.
He was still a congressman then, caught
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risis comms can be amoral young and writing aggressively about her 8, plays with Legos, and her eldest, 11, asks
HING,
pital and had a baby.” (Her pregnancy was
nts you to tell her EV E RY T covered in “Page Six.”) One reporter recalled
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A network of tomb raiders, crooked art dealers, and
museum curators fed M I C H A E L ST E I N H A R DT ’s addiction
to ancient artifacts. Many also happened to be stolen.
BY G R E G D O N A H U E
duped by dealers who had misled him about as “battered children.” He was also known
the pieces’ provenance. to push the limits of legality. In 1976,
When he opened the door a few Steinhardt signed an SEC order prohibiting
moments later, Steinhardt seemed more him from stock manipulation, the result of
angry than surprised. “You’re much shorter a six-year investigation. (Twenty years later,
than I thought you would be,” he said to his company would pay $40 million in fines
Bogdanos as he stepped aside to let the resulting from another SEC investigation.)
ust before dawn on agents enter. Inside, they saw marble busts Throughout the 1980s, Steinhardt deployed
January 5, 2018, a team on bedside tables and terra-cotta vases a network of informants who kept his phone
of armed federal agents covering the windowsills. Ancient Greek ringing day and night with tips on industry
from Homeland Security wine jugs, 2,500 years old, were stuffed into moves; he called the fruits of this intelli-
Investigations arrived at the space between the kitchen cabinets and gence network “fancy information,” though
1158 Fifth Avenue, a luxury co-op over- the ceiling, and sculptures from the same to his competitors it sounded more like
looking Central Park. After securing the era were tucked away on shelves in the insider trading.
building’s exits and entrances, the agents bathroom. A few objects had been left to By 1987, Steinhardt’s fortune had swelled
headed to the top floor, where they posi- endure the elements on the terrace. into the hundreds of millions. He and his
tioned themselves around the door to the Over the next four years, agents would wife, Judy, were regulars on the Côte d’Azur,
penthouse apartment. At the head of the return 11 times to Steinhardt’s home and where they stayed at La Réserve de Beaulieu,
column, Matthew Bogdanos, a prosecutor office. They seized frescoes and ceremo- a favorite hotel of royalty. Yet Steinhardt
with the Manhattan district attorney’s office, nial drinking vessels, amulets, idols, and suffered from a certain restlessness. He
listened for movement before knocking. Neolithic masks, as well as invoices, let- wasn’t much for the Upper East Side social
The apartment belonged to Michael ters, and photographs that detailed his col- circuit, and already in his late 40s, he was
Steinhardt, a retired billionaire hedge- lecting practices over three decades. What a generation older than the Masters of the
fund manager and one of the world’s most emerged was a picture of a global supply Universe: the young, ego-and-greed-driven
powerful philanthropists. Born in Brooklyn chain that began in the tombs of Italy and stockbrokers described by Tom Wolfe in
to a high-stakes gambler with ties to the the caves of the Fertile Crescent and passed The Bonfire of the Vanities. While his flashier
Gambino crime family, Steinhardt had through auction houses, art fairs, and even contemporaries were buying estates in the
become one of the most influential inves- the Metropolitan Museum of Art—and Hamptons, Steinhardt found himself
tors of his day, competing for top earnings which time and again reached its final stop searching for a purpose beyond simply accu-
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with the likes of George Soros and Julian at Steinhardt’s penthouse. He was “on the mulating wealth. During a sabbatical year
Robertson and battling with Warren top of Mount Olympus,” as Bogdanos put it. in the late 1970s, he’d wandered the city’s
Buffett for control of entire airlines. His But it appeared that his rapacious appetite museums hoping to be struck by artistic
fortune had bought him a taste of immor- had finally caught up with him. inspiration, but that left him wanting too.
tality. Steinhardt’s name decorated the “There’d be periods when I’d wake up and
walls of some of New York’s most famous steinhardt’s ancient-art collec- didn’t have an activity,” he said at the time.
institutions: a gallery of Greek art at the tion had begun with the 1987 purchase of “And I’d be desperate.”
Met, a conservatory of Old and New World a first-century marble sculpture depicting It was around then that Steinhardt began
plants at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden, the Greek god Pan. It’s unclear how much collecting. He brought to it the same devo-
and a school at NYU. In Israel, he estab- he paid for it, but then the price was prob- tion that powered his career on Wall Street:
lished a natural-history museum in Tel ably an afterthought. He was already one of Once he identified a subject of interest, he
Aviv designed to look like Noah’s ark and the richest men in the country. lost “all sense of proportion,” as he put it. He
co-founded Birthright Israel, a nonprofit Twenty years earlier, with two fellow bought watercolors, drawings, and paintings
that has sponsored free trips for some graduates of Wharton, Steinhardt had by contemporary masters and enhanced
800,000 young adults. Over the years, he founded one of Wall Street’s first modern the grounds of his country home in Bedford
also had multiple run-ins with the Secu- hedge funds—Steinhardt, Fine, Berkowitz with one of the world’s most encyclopedic
rities and Exchange Commission, but on & Co. His first investments were bank- collections of Japanese maples. Peruvian
that January morning, those allegations rolled with $100 bills from his father, Sol, textiles, Judaica, and a menagerie of exotic
weren’t what had drawn the authorities to who had gone to prison for his involve- animals, including zebras, camels, and
his apartment. It was his art collection. ment in a Madison Avenue jewelry-store rare birds, followed. But ancient art held a
Starting in the late 1980s, Steinhardt theft. “We were the gunslingers, the wise- particular allure. In his 2001 memoir, No
amassed one of the world’s great collections guys, the people who screwed up markets,” Bull, Steinhardt wrote that ancient objects
of antiquities. Renowned for both their Steinhardt later told a reporter. Many capture the “tangible elements of the history
breadth and quality, his private holdings old-school Wall Streeters saw short selling of humanity.” To possess them was a means
spanned centuries and rivaled those of stocks, a major part of Steinhardt’s business to position oneself within the long history
many museums, with an estimated value model, as anti-growth, even anti-American, they represent.
of more than $200 million. According to but it was hard to argue with the returns. His newfound obsession was perfectly
Bogdanos, much of it was stolen property. By the end of their first full year, Steinhardt timed. In the late ’80s and early ’90s, the
Steinhardt, he believed, was the principal and his partners were millionaires. antiquities market in New York was hum-
buyer in some of the world’s most prolific A portly chain-smoker with a push- ming. Ancient-art fairs filled the Park
antiquities-trafficking networks—criminal broom mustache, Steinhardt resembled Avenue Armory with hundreds of collectors
operations that smuggled ancient artifacts Wilford Brimley more than he did Gordon and dealers, and the New York Times ran
from their countries of origin into museums, Gekko, but as an investor, he was cutthroat glowing features on the latest gallery exhibi-
auction houses, and private collections. For and unconstrained. He was notorious for tions. Antiquities were a fashionable way for
his part, Steinhardt has long maintained his volcanic temper: Employees described the city’s rich to signal both their spending
that he was nothing more than a collector themselves to an organizational therapist power and their worldliness. At auction
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A stone skull, ca. 7,000 BCE,
and an Attic black-figure
amphora, ca. 550 BCE,
as seen in DA’s office photos
and real-estate listings
of Steinhardt’s apartment.
scribed to archaeology magazines. He to do with provenance.” He boldly admitted kept the phiale tucked away in his villa,
scoured catalogues from Christie’s and that he would buy pieces that were “fresh,” quietly showing it to scholars and curators
Sotheby’s and developed fast relation- i.e., taken straight out of the ground, and who could authenticate it as well as Italian
ships with prominent dealers. “He struck said he was willing to accept the risk that dealers. The best offer he got for it was
me as someone who has a fine eye,” said those purchases might have broken the law. $100,000, but he wanted more. Finally, in
Aboutaam, that is, an innate sense for which As an investor, mastering risk had brought 1991, he traded the phiale to a Hungarian
objects held particular significance. Before him wealth and prestige. Why should dealer based in Switzerland who enlisted
long, he was spending millions of dollars antiquities be different? Robert Haber, a prominent New York
a year on bronze figurines and Roman dealer, to find an American buyer. Haber in
mosaics, terra-cotta idols and stone skulls. in 1980, an extraordinary artifact turn set up a meeting with Steinhardt, who
At the time, the antiquities trade was appeared on the market: a 24-karat gold agreed to buy the phiale for $1.2 million.
almost entirely unregulated. Fake arti- libation bowl used by the ancient Greeks to Because it hadn’t initially been registered
facts were common, as were unscrupulous honor their gods. Crafted in the 4th century with the Italian authorities and its move-
dealers who had developed numerous BCE, the bowl, known as a phiale, began as ments on the black market were never
methods, including straw purchases and two pounds of solid gold before being ham- recorded, few people even knew of its exis-
forged paperwork, to skirt patrimony laws mered by a master artisan into a shallow tence. For the next four years, Steinhardt
designed to keep cultural property from platter and then patterned with the shapes displayed it prominently on his grand piano.
being smuggled out of its country of origin. of acorns, beechnuts, and bees. In the In 1994, Italian authorities investigating
In 1973, John D. Cooney, a renowned cura- center, a round knob symbolized the myth- the disappearance of artifacts from a small
tor at the Cleveland Museum of Art, told ical navel of the universe. The phiale was Sicilian museum stumbled upon photos of
the New York Times that “95 percent of held by Vincenzo Cammarata, a flamboy- the phiale among the museum director’s
the ancient art material in this country has ant art collector who claimed the piece had belongings. Upon interrogation, the direc-
been smuggled in.” Anybody who thought been discovered by a team of utility workers tor admitted not only to selling items from
otherwise, he added, would have to be outside Palermo, Sicily, while they were the museum’s collection but also to helping
“naïve or not very bright.” digging holes for power lines. The find was Cammarata authenticate his extraordi-
Steinhardt was unconcerned. “My over- made on the grounds of a state-run archae- nary gold platter.
whelming motivation in buying ancient art ological site, but the workers never alerted The Italians began tracing the phiale’s
was their aesthetics,” he once said in a depo- the Italian authorities. journey. Cammarata, they learned,
sition. “And aesthetics had almost nothing Instead, for the next decade, Cammarata had made deep inroads with the local
M
million dollars. at t h e w b o g d a n o s packed it away in storage. The Lebanese
The Steinhardt case, as it became known, first heard Steinhardt’s government wanted help getting it back.
set a legal precedent: Artifacts falsely name in the early aughts. By then, Bogdanos had enlisted two HSI
described on customs forms were now sub- At the time, he was agents, two analysts, and one detective to
ject to civil forfeiture. But more important, working as a prosecutor help with antiquities investigations. (The
it was one of the rare times U.S. authorities for the Manhattan district DA’s office would formally announce the
had agreed to confiscate an object based attorney’s office, but his creation of the Antiquities Trafficking Unit,
on another country’s patrimony laws. The enduring obsession lay in the ATU, that same year.) Their first priority
implication left museums reeling: If the the field of antiquities. When he was 12, his was to establish that the bull’s head was, in
phiale was fair game for seizure, the same mother had given him a copy of the Iliad, fact, stolen. They began to trace its history:
might be true of the unprovenanced objects which he saw as a “travel guide for life”; It had been excavated from the Temple of
in their own collections. Fearing a pos- he went on to earn both a bachelor’s and a Eshmun in Lebanon by a French archaeolo-
sible avalanche of patrimony claims from master’s degree in classics. Even today, his gist in the 1960s before disappearing in 1981
foreign countries, the American Association speech is littered with references to Julius when Phalangist militants raided the medi-
of Museums filed a brief with the courts in Caesar and Greek mythology. eval citadel where it was stored. In the 1990s,
support of Steinhardt’s efforts. When he lost, After 9/11, Bogdanos was called to active after it had circulated on the black market
a board member at the Met said the case “in duty by the Marine Reserves and sent to for more than a decade, a British antiqui-
one fell swoop has taken an important step Afghanistan and Iraq, where he persuaded ties dealer sold it to a Colorado couple, the
toward criminalizing the antiquities field.” his superiors to let him track down artifacts Beierwaltes, who were tech entrepreneurs
The publicity surrounding the phiale’s that had been looted from the National and longtime antiquities collectors.
repatriation, along with the 1995 dis- Museum in Baghdad. The highly publi- But while paging through a cache of
covery by Italian authorities of thousands cized mission earned Bogdanos a dose of internal memos obtained from the Met,
of photographs of looted objects in a ware- fame, and upon returning to the DA’s office Bogdanos noticed something curious: The
house belonging to Giacomo Medici, a pro- in 2006, he tried to convince his bosses Beierwaltes owned the bull’s head, but they
lific black marketeer, exposed the scale of to create an antiquities-trafficking unit in weren’t the collectors who had loaned it
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“YOU SEE THIS PIECE?” he said.
“There’s no provenance for it. If I see a piece
and I like it, THEN I BUY IT.”
April 2014, nearly three years before the it in Maastricht?” Bogdanos said. “Um, no, reform in the mid-aughts. As Tsirogiannis
Met contacted the Lebanese government, it’s in Michael Steinhardt’s Fifth Avenue cross-checked Labbat’s photos against the
Carlos Picón, the curator in charge of the apartment.” Unlike the bull’s head, the calf- pictures in the archive, he found object after
museum’s Greek and Roman department, bearer was still in Steinhardt’s possession; object that matched, eventually identifying
had recognized the piece from a picture in he owned it, which meant law enforcement some 50 pieces that had likely been looted.
an archaeological study of Eshmun antiqui- could get a warrant to search his home. With that evidence in hand, Bogdanos
ties that noted the object had disappeared In October 2017, J.P. Labbat, the HSI was able to persuade a judge to sign off
decades earlier. Picón contacted the dealer agent assigned to the investigation, arrived on another search warrant, this time for
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who had arranged the loan on behalf of at Steinhardt’s apartment. “He was furious,” the January 5 raid that brought the dozen
Steinhardt and had the sculpture pulled Labbat said. Inside, objects were every- agents to Steinhardt’s penthouse door.
from the floor—giving Steinhardt, a promi- where. “There were artifacts on the floor,
nent donor, the chance to unwind the sale artifacts on the windows,” Labbat recalled. the evidence bogdanos had been
from the Beierwaltes and get his money He took photos of the apartment, and when searching for was now all around him. The
back before word got out that the piece was he returned to the office, he began sending ATU had seized Steinhardt’s hard drives
stolen property. And because Steinhardt them to scholars around the world to iden- and the binders his personal curators had
would technically no longer be the owner, tify other pieces that might have been stolen. assembled over the past few decades to
there was no case to be made against him. One of the experts enlisted was Christos organize his collection. What they found
One Saturday night a few months after Tsirogiannis, a forensic archaeologist and was astonishing. There were photos of
his discovery, however, Bogdanos was leading scholar of antiquities trafficking objects still covered in dirt and a letter
flipping through a 1998 issue of House based in the U.K. In a way, he had been from a dealer detailing where tomb raiders
& Garden magazine that featured the waiting for this call for years. He was the had unearthed particular objects, even a
Beierwaltes’ home collection. On a hunch, researcher who in 2014 had identified the fax from a dealer cautioning Steinhardt to
he put in a call to the director of the Beirut trafficked Sardinian idol Steinhardt put “appear as dumb as possible” if questions of
National Museum asking if she recog- up for auction. He was also one of the few provenance ever came up.
nized any of the other pieces on display. people outside Italian law enforcement with Any lingering notion among authorities
“Oh my God, I have to talk to you!” she full access to the Medici Archive, the trove of that Steinhardt was an innocent owner
quickly wrote back. A marble torso of a photos that had spurred repatriations and quickly evaporated. (Continued on page 77)
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exotic reptile store,” Nature’s Reef Go Kasai, a PR consultant, and his
and Reptile stocks everything from Yorkie, Leonidas, first encountered
tank heaters to terrarium plants and Gone to the Dogs at a Fort Greene
feeder insects, like the crickets, farmers’ market. He recently bought
mealworms, and roaches that Leonidas a pretzel-shaped toy; after
STORES
forensic photographer Jolene Lupo his Yorkie destroys it, Kasai plans
buys her two leopard geckos. Live to return the remnants to the store,
fish are for sale as well as snakes, which will recycle the scraps and
geckos, and the popular bearded give him a discount on a new one.
dragon. Store owner Naz Rhiman,
who breeds the animals himself,
guarantees they come with a clean For Amateur
Aquascapers
bill of health. With its burbling blue
to find the spots on this list, we polled dozens of aquariums and shaded, leafy
savvy New Yorkers—animal trainers, interior designers, enclosures, the store doubles as a
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bookstores, and caterers, visit curbed.com. drama about drug smuggling. “In is like being underwater: Upon
the show, it’s supposed to be a front,” entrance, there’s a waterfall; the
Lupo says. The store closes during walls are painted baby blue. It
filming, so check out its Instagram features an entire aquatic-plant
(@nature_reef_reptile) before section, aquascape materials, and
filled with puppy mannequins in you go to make sure it’s open. aquariums filled with dwarf pea
For Every Kind of gold-accented Italian-leather puffers and angelfish. The 41-year-
Apartment Pet collars and lavender-plaid horse- old establishment is an “eclectic
blanket coats. Inside, the shelves For Sustainably Made cave of wonder” where every
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2604 Broadway; 212-865-7500; dog carriers, ceramic food bowls, fish tanks, plants, or supplies,” says
petqua.com GONE TO THE DOGS
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chewy vuiton. “If you wear gonetothedogs.co Eggers. “You don’t see any sad snails
shoppers entering Petqua, Brunello Cucinelli and want your or nearly dead shrimp in hiding.
a 20-year-old UWS pet shop, are
dog to match, you can find a in 2021, Santos Agustin and They’re all happy.” Eggers visited
greeted by the resident parrot,
version at Canine Styles,” says Jennifer Wong opened a brick-and- the shop after two failed attempts
Panama. In back, they’ll find
freelance interior designer Karen mortar location of Gone to the Dogs at setting up a freshwater tank
George the tortoise eating mixed
Elizabeth Marx. Whenever she after years of selling handmade for her pet shrimp. The owner,
greens. In between, “it has the most
visits, she “gets white-glove service” goods at pop-ups. As you enter, you’ll Chi, explained “everything that
extensive variety of things,” says
(an employee, in a glance, see a Polaroid wall of puppy patrons was wrong with our previous
animal trainer Lydia DesRoche,
pinpointed the right-size sweater and, in the back of the workshop, aquariums,” she says. “He was like,
owner of a parrot, Guillermo; a dog,
her Norwich terrier, Willie Nelson, a neon sign reading dog goods ‘Oh, you didn’t have enough good
Grace; and three bunnies, Asaka,
needed). Former cosmetics that do good (the sustainable bacteria. Don’t change the water
Ti Moune, and Armand. In
executive John Demsey’s eight merchandise is by female artisans all at once.’” He sent her off with
addition to the usual supplies,
dogs—two goldendoodles, three from low-income and immigrant three shrimp and a pet snail;
Petqua stocks crickets and roaches
pugs, and three French bulldogs— communities the world over). The a few months later, she had 18 baby
to feed geckos, cages for parakeets,
often dress in the shop’s 100 shelves are filled with compostable shrimp and the vegetation in the
hay for rabbits, and aquariums
percent cashmere sweaters. felt toys, dog-bed baskets made of tank was flourishing.
filled with red-eyed tree frogs and
royal pleco fish. And in the rare
case its shelves come up short, Sam
and Ed, who run the store, step in. pet ark’s narrow storefront, sandwiched
between a grocery store and a wire-transfer chain, is
“Whenever I’ve said, ‘Oh, I’d like to FOR easy to miss. But in an area where there are few pet-
try this,’ they’ll order it,” DesRoche
says. “Like when the Nina Ottosson FRESH-HAY supply shops, the Harlem emporium is well
appreciated. The store focuses on dogs, cats, and fish
dog puzzles came out, they were
like, ‘Oh, we’ll get them.’ Whatever
I want them to get, they get.”
DELIVERY but also has a “thoughtful” bird selection and plenty
of bunny and reptile gear, according to Caroline
PET ARK Biggs, a market editor at Business of Home, who
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1195 Lexington Ave.; store that covers every pet out there,” she adds. Since moving farther away, Biggs takes advantage of
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Pet Ark’s speedy same-day-delivery service (available to clientele in Harlem and the Bronx) to get fresh
bales of hay dropped at her door—her order usually shows up about half an hour after she’s placed it.
the windows of this dog-
apparel and grooming shop are
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How do you
unwind after
training? Fishing.
I usually go around
Sheepshead Bay. We
rent a charter boat
and just go out and
go fish. There are
flounder, sea bass,
porgies. It’s a lot:
Every call we get,
that’s the worst day
of someone’s life.
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The Façade
The large steel-framed windows by Optimum Window
Manufacturing replaced the glass bricks and smaller windows.
The Mezzanine
The Eames chair
was a wedding gift
to Peter Vits and
Zoe Vidali.
The Sauna
Vidali designed it extra large because “I want to share it
with friends after a workout or a yoga session,” says Vits.
“Yoga is not happening yet, but hopefully soon.”
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design hunting
The Kitchen
It was designed by Vidali with Key 27-foot-tall “triple height” in the living
Cucine fixtures, and the cabinets room. “The new main structural-steel
feature a built-in herb garden. The beams were installed before removing
wood beams are repurposed from the
renovation. The black-and-white print the original floor structure,” Vidali says.
is by Yiannis Iliakis. Some of those original wood beams were
then reused to support the new floors;
they repurposed much of the rest deco-
ratively. The process was a complicated
ballet. “A majority of construction took
place while the original main floor was in
place, as the contractor was using it in-
Then, with the help of Vidali, Vits stead of scaffolding in the open area, Vi-
pivoted Wing to the business of interior dali adds. “Once removed, it was a great
glass walls. “You can sell a glass wall, but reveal. And we could finally see the true
then you have to install it,” Vits says. “So extent of the three-level height of the
that means you have to measure it and space that had only existed in our mind’s
know Autocad, for starters.” Vidali had the eye and in renderings.”
know-how. “We were already a couple Before the renovation, she says, “our
then,” Vits says. “I said, ‘Let’s jump on this bedroom was on the lower level, where
together; I cannot do it without you,’ and it the garden is today. There was no glass
worked out perfectly.” The products they wall or access to the areaway, just a few
sold to others were also useful in feet of glass-brick clerestory.”
illuminating the dark space they had set Once they got to thinking about the
about renovating. alterations to the back façade, where the
The living room, media room, bar, and large windows have replaced the glass
sauna are on the cellar level. The main bricks, Vidali contacted Prendergast
floor—kitchen and dining—is at ground Laurel Architects, which had helped redo
level. And their bedroom and office are on the façade of the building years ago, so as
the mezzanine upstairs. the architect of record for the renova-
Half of the floor toward the Crosby tions, the firm would be familiar with the
Street side was eliminated to create a historic-district stipulations. ■
Brooks Headley
Loves Every
Inch of His
Restaurant
The new Superiority Burger
is close—he swears.
by chris crowley
I
t’s early on a Friday night in Williamsburg, and one person
is dancing at Union Pool. A version of the late-’70s power-pop
anthem “Starry Eyes,” performed by the Japanese quartet the
Tweezers, plays on the speakers. “Classy as hell cover!” the set’s
DJ, Brooks Headley, tells me. “No one in the room is going to
care about the music we’re playing, which is what we want. We’re
just trying to have fun for ourselves and the seven of our friends that
actually show up.” Headley, in loose-fitting work pants and a baggy
sweatshirt, is here mostly because he likes to keep busy. “If I’m not
working, I go insane,” he says. “For me, not having a 16-hour-a-day
kind of job made me go a little batty.”
Headley has been filling his hours waiting for Superiority Burger
to reopen. The original incarnation of his vegetarian counter spot, a
240-square-foot white-tiled hole-in-the-wall on 9th Street near
Tompkins Square Park, closed for good in November 2021, a few
months after Headley announced he was moving the restaurant to
a far larger location a block and a half away.
The first Superiority Burger opened in 2015 and came together in
11 weeks. To make it happen, Headley and his partners used what-
ever equipment was available, like a half-size oven that either baked
focaccia perfectly or completely crapped out halfway through. A few
school desks were used as tables, and if Headley had to work the
ice-cream machine, he did so right next to the counter. “We outgrew
the space on the first day,” he says.
At the outset, the menu was supposed to be very tight (veggie
burgers, broccoli salad, ice cream, and sorbet), but it kept growing
as the restaurant’s popularity took off and Headley offered dozens
of new items on a rotating basis: Monday nights brought “tofu-fried
tofu” sandwiches; Tuesdays, “fancy desserts.” Sundays were for hero general manager Sheryl Heefner and the musician Matt Sweeney—
sandwiches that changed every week. It was like no other restau- revealed that they would move Superiority Burger to the space that
rant in the city—specials would often be added to the menu in the had previously housed the East Village late-night staple Odessa, a
middle of service, for example—and to Headley’s friends, like the plan that Headley understood might bother the Vanishing New
pastry chef Shuna Lydon, that’s why it worked: “My sense was that York types but would be done in part out of respect for the
Superiority Burger was him as a whole.” Ukrainian diner’s legacy. “The city, it changes. I loved going to
The place also helped bring about an era of great meat-free junk Odessa. That’s why I did everything in my power to get the lease,”
food. Headley’s foil-wrapped grain-and-legume patties were crum- Headley says, pointing out that Odessa’s former owners are now
pled and smashed in a manner that perfectly replicated roadside his landlords.
burgers, and they predated the arrival of Impossible Burgers in He thought it would take five months. Today, a year and a half
New York by 13 months. Critics loved them, and crowds—lines of later, he has started referring to the new Superiority Burger as “the
customers waiting to order as well as people taking food to eat on theoretical vegetable restaurant,” though there are some indica-
the sidewalk—became a regular presence outside. tions that it’s getting close to opening. For the past few months,
In the summer of 2021, Headley and his business partners—the Headley has teased the return on Instagram with a slow drip of
photos, like shots of vegan tutti-frutti pie and a golden, flaky round the restaurant to close until 4 a.m. The savory menu will be two to
of potato-and-lentil pastie. One recent picture prompted a fan to three times longer (Headley seems particularly excited about a
comment, “Brooks (or whoever has social access) I am personally cucumber sandwich; he texts me one day that it’s “for the daytime
begging you to open.” As the pace of posts increased throughout ‘tea menu’—haha”), and for the first time, there’s a full pastry team,
January, so did the desperation among the commenters. In led by Darcy Spence, who has been assembling a roster of vege-
response to a photo of fruit cobbler, one person wrote, “Stop! For tarian desserts to fit the diner aesthetic: ricotta pie with “oranged”
the sake of my sanity, please fucking stop!!” apricot, berry pies, and mango pie with vegan coconut custard.
Headley would like to be open by now, really, but he blames the “They are destroying R&D,” Headley says. “They’re getting to the
delay on the usual bureaucratic headaches. Plus there are still some point where I’ve got to stop being like, ‘This is the best thing I’ve
details to figure out (will music be played in the entire space? ever fucking tasted.’ I’ve got to calm down.”
Should banquettes remain distressed or be fixed up?). Whenever The menu development is taking place inside the original
it opens, the new location on Avenue A will take Superiority Burger Superiority Burger while the new space is being finished. Currently,
up to roughly 80 seats from its previous count of about six. It will the windows at the new address are papered over, and there’s a
be open almost all day, with a liquor license that doesn’t require coming soon sign posted out front. Inside, a pastry case, ready to
be filled with all of those pies and cakes, con- Headley would invite musicians in to eat
tains a plate of plastic spaghetti that Headley while they were touring through town,
brought back from a trip to Japan. A friend treating them like VIPs, and he soon became
who uses a wheelchair came in to help ensure known as “the punk-rock pastry chef,” a title
that the place is accessible, and the bathroom that didn’t accurately capture his style; he
is lined in soft-pink floral wallpaper. “I was was influenced by, among others, Claudia d rin k s
shooting for, like, a 1971 grandma’s powder Fleming, who is known for refined versions
room,” Headley says, “and I think I got it
pretty close.”
of homestyle desserts.
At the same time, Headley was nurturing Via Carota’s
growing up outside Baltimore, Headley
would make frequent trips with his mother to
a recreational obsession with veggie burgers.
He cooked them for friends and hosted pop-
ups. Eventually, it became clear that he
Negronis …
visit his uncles in Hoboken. They introduced
him to bands—the B-52’s, Talking Heads—
should look for investors and turn this fas-
cination into a business. Sweeney, a record
Without
and restaurants. In 1992, Headley dropped
out of Towson University to work at a Kinko’s
in Richmond, Virginia, and to tour with his
producer and guitarist, got involved after
tasting a two-week-old burger that Headley
had stashed in a friend’s freezer.
the Wait
band, Born Against. (The Kinko’s gig was Æfor those
helpful for printing out flyers.) Even though on the day Headley invites me into the nights when wading
Headley cooked at the time, he had no inter- new Superiority Burger, he’s worried about through throngs of
est in becoming a chef. “I would make food- finding an adequate supplier of vegan
related presents for buns—“We’re in a pur- tourists feels just
people. I would make gatory stage with the a little too much,
the worst focaccia buns!”—and about the Rita Sodi and Jody
ever and wrap it with soundtrack. There is Williams have
a bow,” he says, “but music playing from
it was never a plan to Turkish radio streamed
launched Via Carota
work in restaurants— via a service that lets you Craft Cocktails
a lot of people just fall listen to stations from (drinkviacarota.com),
into it.” around the world. “We a new line of bottled
After touring, he found a tango channel
went back to finish from Reggio Emilia
classics: a gentle
school before moving that fucking slays,” he martini, negronis both
Cauliflower-salad sandwiches
to Washington, D.C., on vegan bread.
tells me. red and white, a sharp
where he got an office He says he’s keeping Manhattan, a stiff
job organizing files. He quit a few weeks later, the original space and has a plan for it but
finding work instead at Galileo, an acclaimed won’t reveal anything else. I ask Headley
old-fashioned, and
Dupont Circle Italian spot, and the Ritz- whether, given Superiority Burger’s instant yes, even an espresso
Carlton. A move west for another band called success and its seemingly straightforward martini. “If I got this at
Wrangler Brutes meant finding another job, model to replicate, he has considered further the bar at Via Carota,
and he landed at Campanile, a Cali-Italian expansion or—perish the thought—franchis- I’d be happy,” said
institution led by chef Nancy Silverton. ing. “I don’t want to have an empire of restau-
By 2008, Headley had moved back east rants,” he says. “I just want to have one busy- one taster after a sip
and learned that Del Posto, which had as-shit, fun, kind of disjointed place in the of a chilled negroni.
opened a few years earlier, was looking for a East Village.” (There is one other Superiority Each bell-shaped,
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new pastry chef. He had no formal training Burger, in Tokyo, run by two customers who chevron-patterned
beyond his work experience, and little New had a hard time finding vegan food in the
York experience, but he wrote a letter anyway city. Headley and his cooks helped open it in crystal bottle costs
and was called in. “I guess I was just very 2019, and he still makes regular trips there, $39 and contains the
enthusiastic,” he says. mostly as an excuse to visit Japan, one of his equivalent of four to
After three tastings, Headley was hired and favorite places in the world.) six drinks (depending
quickly reshaped the restaurant’s desserts, The problem with expanding in a serious
eschewing the intricate presentations typical way is simply, he says, that “I never wanted to
on your pour). If the
of fine dining for subtler creations like butter- miss anything.” In the past when he was launch goes well, the
scotch semifreddo, brown-butter panna traveling, if he landed in New York at 6 p.m., duo already has its next
cotta, and goat-cheese mousse with celery he could be at the restaurant by 7:15. “It was product planned: “We
sorbet. He was given free rein, far more than my little hive,” he says. “I just want to work
is typical for a pastry chef at an established here and fucking die. I’m going to tell every-
want to offer a spritz,”
restaurant, mostly because Del Posto’s head one that if I drop dead, keep working. Don’t says Williams, “a
chef, Mark Ladner, was a fast fan. even close that day—just keep going.” ■ negroni sbagliato.” c.c.
Caroline Polachek
Loves Mess
For her mucky, bold, feminine
new album, the singer gets primal.
By Rachel Handler
Caroline Polachek and Kurt,
the cloned Przewalski’s horse, at the
San Diego Zoo Safari Park.
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and recorded it mainly with her trusted connection with Kurt’s ilk stretches back to with her team. In the coming weeks, in the
producer, Danny L Harle (of PC Music her early days in Greenwich, Connecticut, midst of doing tech and choreo and deciding
fame), in bits and pieces over the course of where she moved after a childhood stint in on outfits and putting together backdrop
three years: while living in London during Tokyo and where, as a “really tiny” kid, she video animations for an onstage “theatrical
lockdown with her boyfriend, visual artist would sit in the library researching prehis- volcanoscape,” Polachek will be wrapping
Matt Copson; while touring Pang on her toric horse genealogy before hitting the sta- up a song she made for an A24 film. I ask
own and with Dua Lipa; and with friends at bles. Decades later, when crafting the visual if, like many artists nowadays, she’s finding
Italian Airbnbs at the foot of Mt. Etna. She tone of Desire, Polachek immersed herself it financially difficult to tour, and she looks
found the cathartic tone that ties the album in ancient cave paintings and was surprised me in the eye. “Full disclosure: I’m taking
together after the 2020 death of her father to find that many feature what appear to be my European tour at a loss,” she says. “But
from covid-19. “I had been pretty depressed Przewalski’s horses, descendants of one of it’s worth it for me. I’ve always leaned to the
after that happened, but being in Italy was a the earliest domesticated breeds. She gazes slightly riskier side of reinvestment back
complete energy reset,” she says. It inspired at Kurt from the side of the truck, and he into the project than maybe would be wise.
a new sort of Ray of Light–era vibrancy for pees suddenly, forcefully. But it’s because I believe in it.”
Polachek, who mixed acoustic instruments At the park, Polachek directs Typaldos
and electronic production to create a free- to take video of her running across a high-
wheeling, energetic sound she describes as way that slices the grounds in half. A man
“Tantric.” “Feeling so connected to antiquity “No one could hear on her team—who is wearing a cowboy hat
and all the plagues that have happened over and a Royal Tenenbaums–esque red track
and over and how resilient art and artists
a song like jacket and introduces himself as a “TikTok
have been brought me back to life,” she says. ‘So Hot You’re mercenary”—silently trails Polachek across
“It gave me a spiritual road map to finishing Hurting My Feelings’ the mud and grass, occasionally asking her
the album.” She listened to ’90s dance music to do something strange (to dangle a carrot
and Timbaland productions, trying to make and think in front of her face, to stand in the middle
songs without “a Taylor Swift chorus, where I’m not joking.” of a puddle).
suddenly you’re in this massive anthemic At one point, she swings the carrot car-
moment—instead, you’re just coasting.” toonishly and he stops her: “You’re doing too
At the zoo, the staffers request that much.” She laughs wryly. “As ever,” she says.
Polachek please get off the hood of The staff member clears her throat. “Is Polachek displays a casual savviness with
the truck and maybe put on a jacket. there any shot you can get with her more social media. Her “So Hot You’re Hurting
“Normally, we wouldn’t have something clothed or with a jacket?” she asks again. My Feelings,” from Pang, went viral on Tik-
like this, where you’re not wearing a lot of I look at Kurt, himself nude, quietly wan- Tok during the pandemic with its goofy,
clothes in the area,” says one. “I appreci- dering the grass with no concept of human flirty choreo, and her online persona is
ate the artisticness, but it’s not the image shame. Polachek and the photographer off the cuff and self-deprecating. In mid-
we usually portray. I’m not sure if there’s apologize, but the other staffer is not January, she inexplicably went live for
something we can do to make it look more appeased. “I think we’re done,” he says. five straight minutes on Instagram, eating
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… normal?” There isn’t. The photographs Polachek nods. “No one wants a scandal,” an entire plate of pasta to the sounds of
look both surreal and high fashion, like she tells me moments later in the bathroom. Frank Sinatra. Like any avant-garde art-
Polachek is beckoning the viewer into a We retreat to a nearby park to finish the ist, she sometimes misses her audience in
Hayao Miyazaki–style dream world. Her photo shoot, hopping into a big white van translation. The week before we meet, she
tweeted, “while I realize it’s a huge compli-
ment, i’m endlessly fucking annoyed by
being told i’m ‘this generation’s Kate Bush.’
she is our generation’s Kate Bush, she is an
active artist who’s topping the charts, and is
irreplaceable. I, meanwhile, am this genera-
tion’s Caroline Polachek.” The dunking and
memeing began immediately. Although she
was indeed referencing a recent interview
in which she was referred to as “Gen Z’s
Kate Bush,” people fixated on what they saw
as her self-aggrandizement.
“I love the conceit of calling myself
‘the Caroline Polachek of our generation’
because people automatically assumed
I was really blowing my own horn,” she
says. I ask if it’s frustrating to be seen as so
self-serious, even humorless. “No one could
hear a song like ‘So Hot You’re Hurting My
Feelings’ and think I’m not joking,” she says
shortly before dropping down on all fours in
the grass for the camera. “But maybe people
want a more sincere version of me because
Polachek in the “Welcome to My Island” video. it’s easier to process.” ■
Lorraine
Hansberry
Saw It
Coming
Her nearly forgotten
play resurfaces at
BAM, current as ever.
By JA C K S O N M C H E N RY
top left
Brosnahan listens to Joan Baez
as she gets into character.
“Iris is described as very childlike,
so I’ve been doing a lot of
movement to loosen my body
and let go of the center,” she says.
top right
Backstage, Isaac prepares for his
performances with vocal exercises
and a “super-mellow” playlist
made by a friend who does tea
ceremonies. “I’ve got pictures of
my family everywhere,” he says.
“I used to feel like I wanted to go
away from my life to understand
a different life, and I’m playing with
what happens when both sides
come together.” He lives nearby and
commutes to the theater by bike.
bottom left
Brosnahan makes her entrance as
Iris. “I was thinking this would be
a nice respite from the exhaustion
of Mrs. Maisel,” she says, “but it’s a
totally different kind.”
bottom right
Isaac says Sidney and Iris are
“playful with each other and really
vicious.” He adds, “It’s been about
finding the facility between those
things and building trust.”
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close read
in the third episode of HBO’s The Last of Us, a pair of Day; Ellie’s mysterious immunity to the fun-
postapocalyptic travelers search through an abandoned gas gus may hold the key to a vaccine. As they
make their way west, through bombed-out
station ten miles outside Boston. “No way!” exclaims Ellie (Bella city blocks and overgrown interstates, past
Ramsey), the savvy teenage girl whom gruff smuggler Joel (Pedro Pascal) echolocating zombies and desperate human
is tasked with transporting across the country. Most of the population has beings like themselves, they begin to regard
been infected by a parasitic fungus that transforms its victims into killing each other as father and daughter. Widely
considered a masterpiece of the video-game
machines. But in this brief moment of repose, Ellie spots a relic of a more form, The Last of Us boasted a story whose
civilized era. “I had a friend who knew everything about this game,” she strong characters and disturbing moral con-
tells Joel breathlessly, mashing the buttons of a busted arcade unit for flicts had all the makings of a buzzy televi-
sion drama—so much so that The New
Midway Games’ 1993 fighting game Mortal Kombat II. “There’s this one
Yorker asked in its preview of the series,
character named Mileena who takes off her mask and she has monster “Can a Video Game Be Prestige TV?”
teeth and then she swallows you whole and barfs out your bones!” ¶ It’s a The answer is obviously yes. Before it
slyly self-referential moment for The Last of Us, which co-creators Neil premiered in January, critics had already
crowned The Last of Us the best video-game
Druckmann and Craig Mazin have lovingly adapted from developer adaptation ever made. In itself, this was no
Naughty Dog’s critically acclaimed 2013 video game. In the game, great honor: Outside a few fine kids’ movies,
Joel is a hard-bitten survivor whose daughter was shot on Outbreak competition for the title has been limited to
the right buttons at the right time, one could What The Last of Us does let you do, genre, often have the quality of jump scares,
play through a video game in its entirety as often as you would like, is die. In itself, pouncing just as the player thinks they’re
without a single thought to what was this is unremarkable. The need for a death safe. As in most games, Joel’s deaths are
transpiring onscreen, like a monkey typing mechanic is almost as old as video games shunted off into a noncanonical universe;
out Shakespeare. The long-standing appeal themselves. “Finish him,” a voice booms the player retakes control of Joel at the lat-
of Mortal Kombat II, for instance, was that in the HBO series as Riley (Storm Reid), est checkpoint, and he has no memory of his
it really could be played by blindly mash- playing as the bone-barfing Mileena, bests latest fatality. But the player does, and this
ing the buttons, with the game smoothly Ellie in a fully functional game of Mortal visceral sense of Joel’s death—something
converting even the most anarchic style Kombat II. “Do not finish me!” Ellie yells, that, speaking strictly from the narrative
of play into a potentially deadly flurry of but soon the girls are slotting in more quar- point of view, never happens—comes to
punches and kicks. ters, bribing death with pocket change. The define their relationship to both Joel and
This doesn’t mean video games shouldn’t arcade industry’s pay-to-stay-alive system, the game as a whole.
tell stories, a pseudo-formalist position which in its golden age brought in as much Players thus experience two Joels: the
occasionally staked out by sour game- as $8 billion a year in quarters alone, faded Joel presented in the story, a powerful father
studies types, any more than cinema with the rise of home consoles, where player figure propelled to heroic heights by grief
should limit its focus to the passage of light death usually just meant respawning at the and love, and the version of Joel controlled
through a lens. The resistance of gameplay last checkpoint. Today, many video-game by the player, a terrified man with poor aim,
to being narrativized, and of stories to being protagonists are zombies after a fashion, little endurance, and a perilously high mor-
gamified—what game bloggers sometimes their bodies hijacked by an alien intelligence tality rate. As many viewers have already
call “ludonarrative dissonance”—can never with crude control over their motor systems joked, no amount of fidelity will allow the
be eliminated, only managed; the first and an unlimited ability to resurrect. The HBO show to capture the frustration of
question for any narrative video game is studio behind last year’s role-playing game watching Joel be repeatedly eviscerated by
therefore how it plans to forge this formal Elden Ring has built its entire punishing the same zombie. Druckmann has said the
contradiction into a compelling aesthetic game was designed to give players the same
experience. In fact, many of the most inter- protective relationship to Ellie that Joel
esting video games tend to amplify ludo- develops, and this is true, in a sense: Ellie
narrative dissonance, allowing form to poke can die in just as grisly a fashion as Joel if
stylishly through the envelope of narrative Love, at its the player misses a window to rescue her.
content. Valve’s puzzle-platformer Portal most monstrous, “That’s why men like you and me are here,”
famously ends by revealing the protagonist a fellow survivor tells Joel in the show, urg-
is trapped in a gamelike research facility run can have the ing him to give his life meaning by finding
by a homicidal computer whose sardonic unyielding structure someone to keep safe. For Joel, this person
directions the player must disobey to escape. of a video game. is Ellie; but for the player, this person is Joel,
Here was a darkly comic acknowledgment and when he is gravely wounded late in the
that a life wholly composed of jumping, game, player control will shockingly pass to
shooting, and pushing boxes around—the Ellie, who must now protect her protector
life of many video-game characters—would in the most brutal stretch of gameplay yet.
in the real world be nothing short of torture. aesthetic around death, giving players a This was the game’s masterstroke. Form
To return to our initial question, then: single nerve-racking chance to return to the erupts into content, the player’s ludic rela-
It’s true that The Last of Us often resembles site of their demise to collect lost experience tionship to Joel at last given narrative flesh
a game that doesn’t want to be one. But points. Recent games like Hades or Death- in the person of Ellie, whose bitter determi-
this tension, which the television adapta- loop have integrated this concept on a nation to keep Joel alive leads to a horrific
tion is at pains to relieve, is precisely what narrative level, not only providing canoni- loss of innocence from which—as players
made the original game such a compelling cal explanations for why exactly the player of The Last of Us Part II already know—she
study in powerlessness. Its protagonist, keeps coming back to life but also using this may never recover. Here, we may rightly
after all, also doesn’t want to be one. In de facto immortality as an opportunity for speak of interactivity: One may care about
early cutscenes, Joel is vehemently opposed character development. (“I guess you want a character on television, but one must care
to becoming Ellie’s keeper, his fatherly to die again?” purrs your ex-girlfriend in for a character in a video game. In fact, The
grief masked as stony pragmatism; when Hades after murdering you for the eighth or Last of Us suggested that care, by definition,
gameplay resumes, players may feel they ninth time.) means choosing to have no choice, holding
are pushing Joel forward against his will, What distinguishes The Last of Us is the onto another person so tightly their sur-
overriding his reluctance with their own way the player character dies. In the series, vival becomes an inescapable necessity. Of
desire to progress in the game. Even as Joel Pascal’s soulful Joel is keenly aware of his course, a TV show may treat these themes
softens to his precocious young charge, own mortality—his bad knees, his hearing too, and the adaptation acquits itself admi-
The Last of Us gives players meager few loss. But in the video game, Joel actually rably; the point is not that a video game,
opportunities to make their Joel stronger or does die over and over. Each time, the game like other art forms, can show us something
faster: a slight increase in his health bar, per- snatches back control of the camera, forc- about love, but that love, at its most mon-
haps, or a new gun whose bullets are rarer ing players to watch as he is shot, stabbed, strous, can have the unyielding structure of
than usual. Instead, the same ludic architec- burned alive, beaten with a lead pipe; as a video game. This only a video game can
ture that at first makes players to do things shrieking zombies gouge out his eyes, snap teach. That’s not a knock on the HBO show,
Joel doesn’t want to do—linear level design, his jaw apart, rip glistening red sinew from which has genuinely demonstrated that
few upgrades, scarce resources—slowly his neck. These cutscenes, animated with a you may adapt a video game for television
comes to reflect Joel’s terrifyingly limited gruesome realism far more disturbing than by taking its story and swallowing it whole.
ability to protect Ellie. the blood-and-guts approach typical to the But you’ll still have to spit out the bones. ■
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I once spoke to you about doing to laugh and self-exploring
comedy after 9/11, and you onstage.
said, “There was no ‘too soon,’ ” It is, and it’s constantly evolving.
and that comedy was a way of Until two days ago, I’m not sure
“processing” the tragedy. Did I would have considered myself a
talking about Lynn feel similar? “dark” comedian. I always saw it
I’m not sure I was right about like, This is all pretty reasonable
that. I processed my second stuff! Then I realized I’ve always
divorce in a one-man show been this. This is the area I live in.
that was not ready to be seen. I can do light stuff—I talk about
It was raw and terrible. But my cats! But when you have all
some people like that shit. Louie these anti-woke hacks around
Katz, a comic, said, “Man, that crying about not being able to
helped me. I was going through a publicly speak about the same
breakup, and I listened to it three things, I realized that this is
a lot.” I was like, “Thank God! the real edge. Whatever I did on
You might be the only one!” this special, those are the real risks.
If you’re a funny person and you There is an element that
need comedy to process, comedy’s feels like you are saying to
gonna make you feel better. Even them and their fans, “This
if it is in poor taste, it’s going to is what actually challenging
save your life—mentally, certainly; material looks like.” What were
emotionally, possibly. In the you hoping to communicate?
special, I take it to the edge of I’m just saying that they’re hacks.
good taste, but I own it, and this is That’s really the big unsaid thing—
what I needed to do. There’s a line that anti-woke is the new hack.
in there that might seem callous, You’ve got like-minded people who
but it was so perfect in terms of fill these rooms because they don’t
what we were heading into: “It know how to assess funny unless
was the most horrible thing that’s it’s bullying or unless it’s in totally
ever happened to me … and I’m bad taste. There’s no nuance to it. A
sure to her.” lot of people who are not innately
It’s one of the jokiest jokes funny become comics, and they
I can think of in your entire can become good comics if they
T h e C U LT U R E PA G E S
CRITICS
Craig Jenkins on Raven … Jackson McHenry on Pictures From Home …
Alison Willmore on Magic Mike’s Last Dance.
everyone else feels suffocated by political schisms, constricting social mores, and broken songs from odd materials, deconstructing
allyship pledges. How do you chart your course in a sea of sameness? dubstep wubs in “Blue Light” and using the
A decade or so ago, when flashing a streak of creativity within a mile of the radio netted Roland synth that gave “Jupiter” its name—
you labels like alternative and mysterious, telemarketer Kelela Mizanekristos wrecked an instrument famous for its blaring
her car and spent the insurance money making a mixtape. She’d leads—to play sultry chiptune instead.
dabbled in a few genres already, having, she says, grown up “listening We’ve discussed Black ingenuity under
to R&B, jazz, and Björk.” During a stint as a café singer, she expressed RAVEN
duress, how vital subgenres of electronic
a love of standards she’d picked up from her father; later, she joined KELELA. music were birthed in working-class
WARP RECORDS.
the rock band Dizzy Spells. But interest from listeners was elusive. metropolitan communities. But it’s white
It wasn’t until she released “Go All Night,” from her 2013 mixtape, artists who get accolades for the stuff. It
Cut 4 Me, that her art started to connect, her rich vibrato buffeted wasn’t until this year that a Black woman
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won the award for Best Dance/Electronic art and electronic music from Stevie Raven is as notable for its tunefulness
Album at the Grammys. Booking Black Wonder, Herbie Hancock, and Sun Ra as for all the ways it corrodes and compli-
dance artists has been a trouble spot for to Janelle Monáe, Solange, and Beyoncé. cates. As the artist attempts to resuscitate
ages, enough so for a “Make Techno Black Kelela pitches herself somewhere between love connections, the disorienting noises
Again” initiative to have popped up a few Drexciya and Aaliyah. “Let It Go,” a jam that envelop her warm vocals imagine a
years ago. Kelela just put out her long- about abandoning anxiety to embrace race against time. She is literally going
gestating sophomore album, Raven; as she trust, stacks brittle piles of sounds, building under, melting into the echoing keys of the
worked on it, she shared reference mate- to a booming beat only to send it crashing. droning “Holier” and the cavernous bass
rials with her collaborators that included “Fooley” and “Sorbet” dabble in the moon- and string notes of “Divorce.” Raven wages
writing on these subjects. She’s very seri- lit confessions of mid-2010s Drake hits, war with a world that wants the artist to ask
ous about this: In 2020, she sent letters but the drums keep falling apart, and the for less, to take up less space in the culture.
to peers and business partners stating synths croak and bray like living creatures. Kelela is painstaking, building albums out
her needs and asking them to take stock The title track spends three minutes noo- like someone who isn’t sure she will get
of what they were doing for Black women dling with gliding keyboard notes before another chance to hold the floor. She seeks
in entertainment. She worried the ges- dropping a massive beat that immediately agency in inaccessibility and quietude.
ture would make her seem difficult. Black dissolves into “Bruises,” which could be this She wants to bring you along for the ride,
women’s assertiveness in the face of adver- album’s most conventional dance-floor if you can muster the love and honesty she
sity is often palmed off as rage. Nonethe- offering—if it weren’t for the synth line requires. And if you can’t, “Bruises” sends
less, she said the responses to her letters, or that keeps poking into the mix, clashing a warning: “I changed my fate, and my girl
lack thereof, later inspired her to end her with the other melodies. did the same/And we came to destroy.” ■
publishing contract with Sony.
Raven sweeps between anticipation
and frustration. It hosts a dozen ways to
voice your intentions, whether you aim to
invite a person to bed or eject them from
your life, and the slipperiness of sexual
power dynamics is subtly but poignantly T H E AT E R / JACKSON M C HENRY
queer. In September, Kelela shared that
she’d been reading bell hooks’s book Tableau Without the Vivant
The Will to Change: Men, Masculinity,
and Love, and Raven’s stream of reas-
Larry Sultan’s photographs pack more
suring whispers—“You love it when I’m punch than the play they inspired.
comin’ on strong”; “Put the sword down,
you can’t fight it”; “Open up, babe, I am
the one”—nudges its intended audi- when we meet Larry Sultan, played by Danny Burstein with
ence toward a more confident expres- a clipped, urbane drawl, he is eight years into a photography
sion of sexual desire. At other times, it project he doesn’t quite have his head around yet. It’s
takes the drained and resolute tone of a the late 1980s, and he’s a photography professor who
PICTURES FROM
person growing weary of the dance. Like lives with his wife and kids in the Bay Area but keeps HOME
BY SHARR WHITE.
SZA’s SOS, Raven’s aquatic sonics and traveling down to the San Fernando Valley to spend DIRECTED BY
references have an underlying theme of time with his parents, played by Nathan Lane and Zoë BARTLETT SHER.
STUDIO 54.
romantic drift. But where SZA uses her Wanamaker. They moved to Los Angeles and climbed
latest album to showcase her ease in the ladder of success in the middle of the century and
adapting to genres, Kelela treats musical
traditions like flotsam and jetsam, the
mess surrounding a shipwreck. She picks
over pieces of familiar structures, figuring
out how they can be repurposed at sea.
Cycling through hazy, minimalist R&B,
P H OTO G R A P H : J U L I E TA C E R VA N T E S ( P I C T U R E S F R O M H O M E )
and Burstein play off each other well. Then Experience. Both films are about the complexities of DIRECTED BY STEVEN
SODERBERGH.
you see the real photo of the real Irving, the business of intimacy (or at least the illusion of it) WARNER BROS. R.
worn and frustrated, indicating some and hum with fiscal anxiety: Grey’s character strug-
corporatespeak without much enthusi- gles with the pressures of offering a high-end service
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during a downturn, while Mike tries to save Soderbergh reclaimed the director’s chair Live stage show Tatum created with an
enough money to start his own business and for Magic Mike’s Last Dance, and the ensemble made up of a blur of professional
get out of dancing, an industry in which he movie he has made hovers awkwardly dancers. (His cohort from the previous
sees no future. But when Magic Mike got a between the modes of its predecessors, films, the Kings of Tampa, get consigned
sequel in 2015—Magic Mike XXL, directed unsure how to treat its loose-hipped hero. to a cameo on a Zoom call.) The dancing
by Gregory Jacobs—that economic context Mike’s done with stripping when the film skews toward feats of choreography rather
got dumped, which turned out to be the begins. He’s also done with his dream of than lascivious communing with the audi-
best thing that could have happened to the being a furniture designer—it’s implied ence, and the film suffers from a “tell, don’t
series. Mike was transformed from a guy he lost his company during the pan- show” approach. Reid Carolin’s script
with struggles and ambitions to a figure no demic—and now he’s broke and drifting includes blunt lines like “This is about
one knew they needed: the magical himbo at the age of 40. Magic Mike’s Last Dance women!” while Max’s precocious daughter,
performing not for money but for the sheer knows enough to steer clear of midlife Zadie (Jemelia George), dryly comments
gratification of making women shriek and male malaise. Instead, it flings Mike into on the connection between love and dance
smile. That’s the Mike we meet again in the path of Maxandra Mendoza (Salma in a voice-over. No matter how winking,
Magic Mike’s Last Dance. Hayek Pinault), the estranged wife of a the intellectualizing drains the mojo.
Tatum has made an art of playing meat- moneyed British media mogul who wants But the real problem is Mike. Although
heads with hearts of gold. In these movies, out of her stifling marriage, though not Tatum and Hayek are plenty hot, the
that might feel self-indulgent if it weren’t so her luxurious life. While bartending at a by-product of Mike’s becoming more
radical. The first film centers on male char- fundraiser Max is holding at her Miami concept than character is that he can’t
acters who view catering to the needs and mansion, Mike ends up giving her a glori- hold up his side of a love story. Mike is the
longings of women as a cheat code to easy ously over-the-top private dance involving holy hunk, and his own desires feel inci-
P H OTO G R A P H : WA R N E R B R O S. P I C T U R E S ( M AG I C M I K E ’ S L A S T DA N C E )
cash and eager company. But in the second, a blindfold and, almost as an afterthought, dental—tough stuff when you’re supposed
it becomes a near-sacred calling, one that is decorously off-screen sex. Max decides she to be showing a grand passion. Max is the
as much about attention as it is about lust— wants Mike to direct a revue at a theater one with the inner turmoil and everything
from Joe Manganiello’s epic Backstreet she owns, partly as a “fuck you” to her to lose, while Mike provides a service by
Boys–soundtracked display for a bored cheating husband, whose family name helping her get through a rough patch and
mini-mart cashier to the chaste flirtation adorns the venue, and partly because she back in touch with herself before he turns
Mike keeps up with a photographer. It’s not wants to give other women an experience to his next patient.
often that a character is improved by having like the one she had. She whisks him off Magic Mike’s Last Dance is supposedly
less interiority, but Mike, built like a brick to London for a monthlong paid engage- the last of these films (though it’s worth
shithouse and possessed of a genius-level ment she swears will be platonic. noting that Magic Mike XXL was also
EQ, is far more interesting as a fantasy fig- Despite being part “Let’s put on a show” marketed as one last hurrah). It’s a little
ure than as a conventional protagonist. He’s movie and part romantic comedy—two too easy to imagine Tatum doing this
a self-aware sex object, masculinity without genres dedicated to delight—Magic Mike’s forever with Mike going gray but otherwise
the toxicity, and basic wish fulfillment: Last Dance never achieves satisfaction. unchanged. He could just keep performing
someone both smoking hot and solicitous. Where the original Magic Mike drew inspi- for an audience that wants to be seen—as
Once you turn a character into a lens ration from Tatum’s own stint as a stripper, long as what they need for that is to watch
for female desire, it’s hard to go back. the new one draws from the Magic Mike him grind to “Pony.” ■
For more culture 15. poser Valentin Silvestrov’s Prayer for Ukraine,
coverage and Mozart’s Requiem, and Beethoven’s pane-rattling
streaming Fifth Symphony. justin davidson
recommendations, TV
see vulture.com.
7. Watch Star Trek:
T h e C U LT U R E PA G E S
Picard Season Three
To Going boldly.
Paramount+, February 16.
Of all the attempts to extend the Star Trek fran-
chise into the streaming world, Picard has been
the most frustrating. Its first two seasons were
misguided at best. But its third and final season is
a startling improvement, a move the show pulls
off largely by becoming what it should’ve been all
along: a space-romping fan-service reunion of the
TNG cast. kathryn vanarendonk
P H OTO G R A P H : P R I M E V I D E O ( T H E CO N S U LTA N T, C A R N I VA L R O W ) ; O P E N R OA D F I L M S ( M A R LO W E ) ; PA R A M O U N T + ( S TA R T R E K : P I C A R D) ; D I S N E Y + ( T H E M A N DA LO R I A N ) ; S O N Y ( R E T U R N TO S E O U L )
MOVIES
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disaster-movie romance—still one of the all-time of a three-decade-old murder—and an emerging Still, Bloom is a better leading man than many
greatest Hollywood spectacles. b.e. counternarrative that’s sparking a modern reas- might give him credit for, if you can find him
TV sessment of what originally happened. n.q. amid all the CGI. r.h.
MOVIES
12. Watch True Lies
MOVIES
The Schwarzenegger movie gets the CBS series 14. See Suzhou River 16. Go to Lives of
treatment.
CBS, March 1.
A dreamy noir set in Shanghai’s ragged
outskirts.
Performers: The Films
The James Cameron action movie about a hus- Film Forum, February 17 through February 23. of Yvonne Rainer
band keeping his spy career secret from his wife Lou Ye’s newly restored, always fantastic 2000 A pioneer of the personal as avant-garde.
gets translated for broadcast-network audiences. movie tells the tale of two tragic couples whose Metrograph, February 17 through 19 and
Here, Harry, the Arnold Schwarzenegger char- romances eventually collide. A videographer February 25 and 26.
acter, is played by Steve Howey (Shameless), becomes entranced by a performer at a seedy bar, Dancer, choreographer, and filmmaker Yvonne
while Ginger Gonzaga (She-Hulk: Attorney-at while a petty criminal falls for a businessman’s Rainer, now 88 years old, is getting a New York
Law) takes over as Helen, the wife of Harry daughter, with Zhou Xun playing both women in retrospective that includes all seven of her
previously played by Jamie Lee Curtis. And yes, a dual role that’s elusive and heartbreaking. a.w. features, from her 1972 debut Lives of Performers,
there is an homage to the famous helicopter an experimental exploration of a love triangle, to
scene in the first episode. j.c. TV
1996’s MURDER and murder, a form-busting
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witnesses from 11 countries, and the sheer month later, 47 objects were returned to
number of trafficking networks involved Greece, and in the months that followed,
was astounding. “Some of them are in com- dozens more were sent to Bulgaria, Israel,
petition with each other, they all dislike each and Egypt. In January 2023, some 60 arti-
other, yet they all came to the same place in facts valued at nearly $20 million, some of
the end,” Bogdanos said of Steinhardt’s pent- which came from Steinhardt’s collection,
Crime house. “The only other example I can give were returned to Rome. The repatriations
of the you that is close to that is the Metropolitan to Italy are so frequent that the government
Centuries Museum of Art.” In the end, the ATU deter- there has opened a Museum of Rescued
mined it could prove beyond a reasonable Art, where previously looted pieces will go
CO N T I N U E D F R O M PAG E 3 9 doubt that 180 objects in Steinhardt’s col- on display before being transferred to their
lection had been stolen. Together, the pieces region of origin.
“Steinhardt was different from any other were valued at some $70 million. The enduring question now is whether
collector,” Labbat said. His files lacked any Still, the number of artifacts left Bogdanos the antiquities trade can continue at all, con-
notations of concern—not a question mark and the DA’s office with a difficult decision. sidering that once-common practices have
or a red flag about an object’s provenance. In order to charge Steinhardt with posses- essentially been criminalized. Since the raid
He had once purchased an inscribed lime- sion of stolen property, the illicit nature on Steinhardt’s apartment, the ATU has
stone slab known as the Heliodorus Stele of each object would have to be proved gone on to indict Subhash Kapoor, alleged
that had been pilfered from the same cave before a grand jury. “Essentially, you’ve got to be one of India’s largest antiquities traf-
complex in Israel that sometimes hosted 180 crimes,” Bogdanos said. “So you have fickers, and seized marble busts from the
visits from young people on Birthright 180 mini-trials.” Hearsay isn’t allowed as sales floor at Christie’s. Just last year, it repa-
trips. Another time, whether he knew it or evidence in New York, so witnesses from triated 27 items that were once on display
not, Steinhardt bought an object so fresh it around the world would have to be flown at the Met. (According to a spokesperson,
had to be cleaned by the dealer in a hotel in to testify, which was virtually impossible the museum has since agreed to return to
bathtub before being delivered to his apart- with pandemic restrictions. At the same Steinhardt the majority of the pieces from
ment. And these weren’t just the decades- time, Steinhardt’s lawyers were pushing for his collection currently on loan.) Shelby
old purchases that Bogdanos’s critics some- a settlement, arguing that he’d been misled White, whose antiquities collection with
times accused him of targeting. Steinhardt by dealers and citing, among other reasons, her late husband, Wall Street investor Leon
was buying trafficked pieces well into the his “philanthropic status” to avoid trial. Levy, was perhaps the only one in the world
2010s. He was shameless about his own In December 2021, the DA’s office to rival Steinhardt’s, appears to be the ATU’s
lack of diligence during an early meeting announced that an agreement had been next major target. Bogdanos won’t discuss
with Labbat when he angrily pointed at a reached. Steinhardt would not be pros- the ongoing investigation, but White has
Cretan larnax—an ornate funerary chest— ecuted for any crimes as long as he imme- already relinquished nearly two dozen
he had purchased from a Bulgarian dealer diately surrendered the 180 stolen objects objects valued at least at $20 million.
with ties to organized crime. “You see this for repatriation. He also agreed to a life- Still, Bogdanos’s efforts haven’t entirely
piece?” he said. “There’s no provenance for time ban on collecting, the first of its kind resolved the legal complexities of the antiq-
it. If I see a piece and I like it, then I buy it.” ever handed down in the world of antiq- uities trade. In 2017, the Turkish govern-
As the investigation unfolded, pressure uities. He would, however, be allowed to ment sued both Steinhardt and Christie’s
mounted from outside the DA’s office. keep the remainder of his collection, more in a civil action in order to force the repa-
One day, Karen Friedman Agnifilo, then than 90 percent of which, according to the triation of an Anatolian idol known as the
Bogdanos’s supervisor, received a call ATU, lacked any kind of detailed owner- Guennol Stargazer. For the first time, an
from a prominent New York power broker ship history. Bogdanos and his team simply antiquities case against Steinhardt went
asking her not to prosecute Steinhardt in couldn’t prove beyond a reasonable doubt all the way to trial, and in 2021, he won.
light of his outsize role as a philanthropist. that those pieces had been stolen. (“Michael The judge ruled that Turkey “inexcus-
Agnifilo was unfazed, but the exchange is pleased that items wrongfully taken by ably slept” on its rights by waiting so long
underscored Steinhardt’s wealth and con- others are being returned to their native to sue and that Steinhardt was merely a
nections, both of which had insulated him countries,” his attorneys said in a state- private collector who “had no obligation
from scandal before. He had been sanc- ment, and he maintains he did not commit to investigate the provenance” of his pur-
tioned by a judge for insider trading as any crimes related to antiquities. “As for the chase. The Stargazer is once again a part of
recently as 2012, and in 2019, a New York dealers who lied to Michael, he has reserved Steinhardt’s collection.
Times and ProPublica exposé contained his rights to sue them as it was their false Wherever the antiquities trade goes from
accusations of sexual harassment from information that got Michael caught up in here, though, it will proceed without one of
six women at Jewish organizations he had this.”) When I asked Bogdanos about the its most powerful figures. The lifetime ban
helped fund. He released a statement apol- terms of the agreement, he couldn’t hide against Steinhardt, now 82, has effectively
ogizing for behavior he called “boorish, a degree of ambivalence. He had previ- removed both him and his money from the
disrespectful, and just plain dumb,” while ously claimed that a stint in prison for an market. “He’s in a bad mood about this,”
denying many of the specific accusations unscrupulous dealer might be the only said Svyatoslav Konkin, a Russian dealer
against him. A few months later, NYU’s way to clean up the antiquities trade. But who has also been targeted by Bogdanos
board of trustees decided not to remove Steinhardt walked free. “Would the analysis and recently spoke to Steinhardt over
his name from the school. (Steinhardt have been the same but for covid?” he said the phone. “It’s not good times.” If it’s any
would later resign from the NYU board of the deal. “That’s a good question.” consolation, Steinhardt can always head
as a result of the antiquities investigation.) to the Greek and Roman wing of the
Bogdanos was determined not to let the repatriations began six weeks Metropolitan Museum of Art, where an
Steinhardt skate. The case against him later. Fourteen objects from Steinhardt’s airy, sun-dappled gallery just off the main
had come to include more than six dozen collection were returned to Turkey. A concourse still bears his name. ■
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A CELEBRATION OF THE MUSICAL HERITAGE OF BLACK CULTURE
Thursday, March 2, 7:30pm Courtney BRYAN & Tazewell THOMPSON Gathering Song
(World Premiere–New York Philharmonic Commission)
Saturday, March 4, 8:00pm
STILL Symphony No. 2, Song of a New Race
Wu Tsai Theater, David Geffen Hall Adolphus HAILSTORK Done Made My Vow, A Ceremony
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LIBERATION is presented by Judith and Stewart Colton. The March to Liberation is part of the Wu Tsai Series Inaugural Season. The performances of Courtney Bryan & Tazewell Thompson’s Gathering Song are made possible with generous
support from the Francis Goelet Charitable Lead Trusts. Programs are made possible, in part, by the New York State Council on the Arts with the support of the Office of the Governor and the New York State Legislature. Conductors, soloists,
programs, prices, and sale dates are correct at the date of printing and are subject to change. © 2023 New York Philharmonic. All rights reserved. Photo Credits: Ryan Speedo Green by Jiyang Chen, Janinah Burnett by John Keon, Courtney
Bryan by Elizabeth Leitzell, William Grant Still by Carl Van Vechten Collection/Getty Images, Tazewell Thompson by Fabian Obispo.