*Company Name*

Memo
To: All employees of the building

From: Pitao, Jervis Angelo G.

cc: Gonzales, Edison Joseph F.

Date: May. 25, 2023

Re: Countless plastic baby sightings

Going into the office today, I spotted a bunch of plastic babies scattered around my
cubicle, and, on my way to the trash can I spotted a few more around different locations. I had a
suspicion as to what might have caused this so I opened up the “TikTok” app and wouldn’t you
know it, a video of some person leaving behind and hiding a bunch of plastic babies everywhere
is the first one to pop up on my “For you” page, the video had over 5ook likes and over a million
views. I decided to have the security guards look through the cameras to see whoever was the
person behind this tedious prank, and sure enough, we spotted a few of the interns going around
and hiding a bunch of plastic babies around every nook and cranny and around everyone’s
cubicles.

This memo aims to raise awareness, keep your eyes peeled, and please kindly throw
every single one you can find into a nearby recycling bin. The janitors have enough trouble
dealing with our mess all day, so I’d like for y’all to discipline and educate the young interns to
not do such a thing in this kind of environment and kindly tell them to clean-up afterwards.
People are allowed to make a mess and have fun with co-workers and all but, let’s not make it
into a habit, for not everyone can find the same enjoyment and satisfaction from these types of
actions.
May. 25, 2023

Eugene Puntillo
Manager
Greenwich
Ground Floor, SM City Southmall, Alabang - Zapote Road, Almanza Las Pinas National
Capital Region

Re: Dirty Pizza

Dear Mr. Puntillo,

In May. 18, 2023, I ordered a “Ham & Cheese Classic barkada”. While we were waiting
for the food, I spotted the workers at the back playing about which made the server
holding our pizza drop it, I watch as I see them just picking everything back up and
padding it down with a paper towel like nothing ever happened.

Do you know how unsanitary that was? It happened within the kitchen as-well. I am not
asking for anything but please tell your employees to stop playing round during work
hours. Any Karen could’ve made a whole tantrum about this in public so here I am
typing this letter out to you. Once again, please discipline your employees in order to
prevent this kind of mishap in the future.

Sincerely,

A concerned customer...

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May. 25, 2023

Edison Gonzales
Asst. Special Features Editor
The Manila Times
Intramuros, Manila

CINEMASKOM FILM FESTIVAL 2023

Dear Mr. Gonzales,

Thanks to a special request from one of our alumni, we are pleased to invite
you as a guest to the first premiere of our upcoming event. The “Cinemaskom Film
Festival” is all about the participating students from different schools who have
dedicated their time and money to create such grand, visual masterpieces to showcase it
for everyone’s viewing pleasure.

The event will take place at the one and only “University of Perpetual Help System
DALTA” Las Pinas campus, the viewing will start at 11:59 am & gates will open at 9:30
am. As a special guest, your ticket (clipped down below) is completely free of charge,
make sure you bring your own jacket, and some pocket change so you can indulge
yourself in some of our food stands outside of the auditorium. If you’d like to know
more, just go ahead and visit our Facebook page (UPHSD Kamaskom) for more
information...

Sincerely,
Pitao, Jervis Angelo G.