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Roald Dahl's Willy Wonka

Play ©2 004 Roald Dahl Nominee Ltd .
New Mu sic and Ly rics ©2 004 Stage and Screen Musi c, Ltd.
Music and Ly rics previously used in the film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" © 1970, 1971 Taradam Music, Inc.
Unauthori zed dupli cation is prohibited by law. All rights reserved .
CHARACTERS
WILLYWONKA
CANDYMAN
PHINEOUSTROUT
CHARLIEBUCKET
MRS. BUCKET
MR. BUCKET
GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
GRANDMAGEORGINA
GRANDPAGEORGE
GRANDPAJOE
JAMES
MAffiDA
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SOPHIE
DANNY
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ALFIE
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BILLIE(ADDITIONALKIDSAS NEEDED)
AUGUSTUSGLOOP
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MRS. GLOOP
CHORUS OF COOKS
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VERUCASALT
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MIKETEAVEE
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MS. TEAVEE
VIOLETBEAUREGARDE
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MRS.BEAUREGARDE
OOMPA-LOOMPA1
OOMPA-LOOMPA2
OOMPA-LOOMPA3
OOMPA-LOOMPA4
OOMPA-LOOMPA5 (ADDITIONALOOMPASAS NEEDED)
SQUIRRELS(AS NEEDED)
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r SCENE BREAKDOWN
PROLOGUE: WONKA'S FACTORY

SCENE 1: THEBUCKET SHACK
SCENE 2: OUTSIDE THEBUCKET SHACK
SCENE 3: THEBUCKET SHACK
SCENE 4: OUTSIDE THEBUCKET SHACK
SCENES: THEGLOOPS
SCENE 6: VERUCA
SCENE 7: OUTSIDE THE BUCKET SHACK
SCENES: THE BUCKET SHACK
SCENE 9: VIOLET RADIO STATION
SCENE 10: HOME OF MIKE TEAVEE
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SCENE 11: THE BUCKET SHACK

SCENE 12: TWO WEEKS LATER - SNOWY STREETS
OUTSIDE WONKA'S FACTORY
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SCENE 13:
SCENE 14: THE CHOCOLATE SMELTING ROOM
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SCENE 15: PINK CANDY BOAT

SCENE 16: THE IN VENTING ROOM
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SCENE 17: FIZZY LIFTING ROOM

SCENE 18: THE NUT ROOM
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SCENE 19: CHOCO-VISION ROOM

SCENE 20: END OF THE TOUR/WONKAVATOR/HOME
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CHARACTERS BY SONG
1. PureImagination ................................................. WILLYWONK.A

2. GoldenAge Of Chocolate............................. . .. .. ... ..... FULLCOMPANY
3. GoldenOiocolatePlayoff ............................................ . ORCHESTRA
4. CandyMan Underscore.. . . .......... . .. . ................ .. . . ... ...... ORCHESTRA
5. The CandyMan .... ... ................. . ........... CHARLIE/KIDS/CANDY MAN
6. StreetTransition.. .. . .... . . .. ... .. .. .... .. . . ..... . ........ .... . ..... .ORCHESTRA
7. GoldenTicketLightBox 1 ............................................. ORCHESTRA
8. Augustus News Flash. ... . .. ....... . .................. .. ............ . .ORCHESTRA
9. I EatMore!... . .AUGUSTUS/MRS. GLOOP/PHINEOUS TROUT/CHORUS OF COOKS
10. GoldenTicketLightBox2 .. .. . ... . . .. . ......... . ......... ... .......... ORCHESTRA
11. News FlashUnderscore.............. ............. ................ .... ORCHESTRA
12. News FlashPlayoff... .. ....... . .. . .................. .. .. . . . .. . . ..... .ORCHESTRA
13. FactoryClosing.................. . ......... . ...................... . . .ORCHESTRA
14. T1iinkPositive ..... . .... .. .. .. .......... .... .... ......... .CHARLIE/MR. BUCKET
15. BucketShackTraveler ....... . . .. ... . . ....... . .. ......... ............. ORCHESTRA
16. OiarlieUnderscore................ ...... ....................... ... ... ORCHESTRA
17. VioletNews Flash. .. ........... . ......... .. . . .......... ... ........... ORCHESTRA
18. GoldenTicketLight Box3 . .... . . .......... .. ......... .. .... . . ......... ORCHESTRA
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19. RadioAnnouncer ... . .. ...... .. , . , , . . , . , . , .... .. . .......... .. . .. ..... ORCHESTRA

20. GoldenTicketLightBox4 ..... ....... .............. .. ... . ............ .ORCHESTRA
21. I SeeIt All on TV ....... ... ....... . .MIKE TEAVEE/MS. TEAVEE/PHINEOUS TROUT
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22. ImagineUnderscore........................... . . . ................ . .. .ORCHESTRA

23. CheerUp, Charlie . .... .............. MRS. BUCKET/MR. BUCKET/GRANDPARENTS
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24. Snowy Streets ......................... . .. . .. ....... . .. .. . . ....... ... ORCHESTRA

25. SilverIn The Snow ...... .. .. . ... .. ......... ... . .... ............. ... . .ORCHESTRA
26. Think PositiveReprise. . ...... ... .... ...... .. . ............. . ..... CHARLIE BUCKET
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27. I've Got A GoldenTicket ............. .. .... .. ................. CHARLIE/COMPANY

28. At The Gates . . ....... ...... .. .. ............... . .. .. .......... . . .. WILLYWONK.A
29. In This RoomHere . .. . ...... .................. .. .. WILLYWONKA/KIDS/PARENI'S
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30. Factory Reveal ... ... ... . . ........ .. . ..... ............. WILLYWONK.A/COMPANY
31. Drunk On Chocolate......... ... . ... ........ ... . ... . .. .. . . .. . ........ ORCHESTRA
32. LightsOut 1 .. . .. . . ......... . .. .. ............. .. .. . . . .. . ............ ORCHESTRA
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33. Oompa-Loompa 1 ..... ...... .............. . .. ...... OOMPA-LOOMPAS/AUGUSTUS

34. Pink CandyBoat .... . .............. ... ............................... ORCHESTRA
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35. There's No Knowing.... ..... ..... .... . .. ................ WILLYWONKA/PARENTS

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36. Oiew It ...... . . . .................... . .WILLYWONK.A/VIOLET/KIDS & PARENTS

37. Oompa-Loompa 2 ... .. ........... ... . ... . .. OOMPA-LOOMPAS/AUGUSTUS/VIOLET
38. LightsOut 2 ....... .... ................ .. . .................... . ..... ORCHESTRA
39. MagicFizzy .. ....... ....... .. .. .. . ... . ...... .. ..... ................ ORCHESTRA
40. Flying ... .............. .. ................. .. .. ... . .. .. .CHARLIE/GRANDPAJOE
41. BurpingSong ........ ..... .. . .. . ......... . ...... . .. .. ... CHARLIE/GRAN DPA JOE
42. BackOn The Tour .. ..... . ..... . ... . .............. ..... .. . . .. . ..... .. ORCHESTRA
43. I Want It Now! . . .. . . .. .. ........ .. . ...... . .............. .. . ....... VERUCASALT
44. LightsOut 3 .... ..... . ..... ..... .. . .. . ... ........ . ...... ..... . .. • . . .ORCHESTRA
45. Oompa-Loompa 3 .. . .... .................... ...... . . .. OOMPA-LOOMPAS/VERUCA
46. Chaco-Vision Room .. ..... ..... .. . .. . . ... .......... .. . . . ............ .ORCHESTRA
47. Mike's Fanfare. . .. . . .. . ......... .. . ...... ................. .. ......... ORCHESTRA
48. LightsOut 4 ........ .............. . .......................... . .. . . .. ORCHESTRA
49. Oompa-Loompa 4 ... . .. .. ..... . . .. .. .. ...... . ... .OOMPA-LOOMPAS/MIKETEAVEE
50. LightsOut 5 .. . .. . . , . . . ........ . .. . ........... . ............ .... .. .. .ORCHESTRA
50a FlyingReprise ..... .............. ...... .WILLYWONK.A/CHARLIE/GRANDPAJOE
51. Oompa-Loompa/Candy Dreams................ .. ............ ..... OOMPA-LOOMPAS
52. Finale.... . ......................... . ..... . ............ . . . . .......... .COMPANY
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• SONGS BY CHARACTER
MR. BUCKJET
WILLY WONK.A 14. Think Positive . . ..... . ....... ..
01. Pure Imagination . . . . . . ......... .. ..... .. • • ,1
23. Cheer l.Jp, Charlie .. ....... . .... : : : · · · · • .. ·<S
02. Golden A,ge Of Chocolate . . . . .......... . • • • · .2
27. I've Got'A Golden Ticket . . . . . . . . . . . · · · · · · •.39
28. A t The Gates ...... . ...... . ... . ....... . • • .48
29. In This Room Here ... . ...... . ........ . . • • .52 MRS. BUCKET ........ ·¾
30 . Factory Reveal Sequence .. . . . ........ . ... • • .54 23. Cheer Up, Charlie .... ... . . . . ... . .
35 . There's No Kn(TU} ing .. . . . ...... . ..... .. . . .. 60 27. I've Goll A Golden Ticket . . . . . . . . . . . ... . · · · .39
36. Chetu It ... . ... . ...... . ....... . ...... ... .. 62 GRANDMA JOSEPHINE ...... . .. ·'4
SOa. Flying Reprise . .......... . . . , ... . . . . . . .. . .81 23. Cheer Up, Charlie . . ...... . .. . . . .. . .
52. Finale ..... . .. . . . . . ....... . . . .... . ... .. . ,84 27. I've Gol'.A Golden Ticket .. . .. ... . . . . . : : · · · · ,39
CHARLIE BUCKET GRANDMA GEORGINA . . ... 4.4
05 . Tite Cand:y Man ...... . . . ... , . , ...... ... .... 9
23. Cheer Up, Charlie .. . .. • • . - • . . . . . . . . . . .
14. Think Pos:itive ........... , ...... .. . . ..... .25 27. I've GM A Golden Ticket . . . . . . . . . . . ... . ..... . · · ·39
26. Think Positive Repn·se .............. .. ... . . .43 44
27. I've Got Al Golden Ticket .. . . .... . ... , .. . . .. .44 GRANDPA GEORGE
29. In TI1is Room Here ................... . ... .52 23. Cheer Up, Charlie . : • • • • • • • • • • • • • . . . .... . . ,39
30. FactoryR,eveal ............ . . .. . . . . ... .. .. .54 27. I've Gol'.A Golden Ticket . . . ... . . . . ... . .... . _
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36. Chew It! ....... .. .. ... .. . .. . ........ . .... 62 PHINEOUS TROUT
40 . Flying .. . .... . ..... . .... . .. .. . . ... . . . ... .67
09. I Eat More! . • • · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · • • · • . .. . . ,19
41 . Burping Song .... .. . ..... . .. ... . . . ........ 70 27. I've Gol' A Golden Ticket ... . . . .. . .. . . . . .. ... 44
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50a. Flying Reprise .. ... . . ... .. ............ .. . .81 21. I See It All on TV ... · . · · · · · · · · · · .. .. ... ... 35
52. Finale ........ . ........ . . .. ............. .. 84
CANDY MAN
AUGUSTUS GLOOP
OS. The Candy Man . . . , ... . . . . .... , ... . .... . .. .5
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09. I Eat Mor,e! . , .. .. . .. ..... . .. . .. . .. . ..... .19

27. I've Got A Golden Ticket . .. .. ... . .. ........ .44 JAMES
29. In This Room Here . . . ...... . . . ..... .. .. .. .52 OS. The Candy Man ... . . . . . . . . . . . . .... . . . . . ... .:
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30 . Factory R1r:veal.. . . . . . ........... . .. . .. . . . .54 MATILDA

33 . Oompa-Loompa1 .. . . .... . .... .. . .. . .. . .. . .59 05. The Candy Man .. . .. .. . .... . .. ... . . . . .. . . . .!
37. Oompa-Loompa 2 . . ... .. .. .. . . .. . .... .... .. 65
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VERUCASALT
09. I Eat More! . .. . . .. .. .. .. . . . ... , . . . ... . . . .1
27. I'v e Got A Golden Ticket ... .. . ..... . . . . .. . . .44
29. In This Room Here .... . . .. . . .. ... .. .. . ... .5
29 . In This Room Here . .. . .... . .. .. . , . ... .. .. .52
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30. Factory Rt~eal .. . ... .. .. ... .... . . ... . .. . .. 54 MR.SALT

36. Chew It ... . ... .. .. . .. . .. .......... . .. . .. .62 29. In This Room Here ... . . ....... . . . .. .. . . . . .5
43 . I Want It Now ! . . . ... , ..... .. .. .... . .. .. .. 71 30. FactoryReveal .... ... ... . . . ... .. .. .. , .. . . .E
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45. Oompa-Loompa3 ...... ... . . . . . . .. . .. .. . .. .74 35. There's No Knowing .. ... .. . .. .. ... .. ...... f
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27 . I've Got A Golden Ticket . . . . ... . .. . .. . . ... . .44 21. I See It All on TV ,
29 . In This Room Here .. . . .... . . .. .... . ... . ... 52 29. In This Room Here· · ··· · ·· ·· ·· · ···· ····'· ·· ~
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30. Factory Re.Deal. .. .... .. . . . . . .. .. .... ...... 54 30. Factory Reveal .. .. : : : : : · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·;

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36. Chew It . . . .. . . ... . . . . .. .. .. . . . ....... .. . .62 MRS. BEAllJREGARDE

37. Oompa-Loo,mpa2 ..... ... ..... .. . . ... . ..... 65 29. In This: Room Here
MIKETEAVEE 30. Facton, Reveal ····· ·· ···· ·· ··· · ·······
36. Chew 1't
21 . I See It All on TV . . . .. .. . .. . .. . ... . .. .. .. .35 . .. ...... . . . .......
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27 . I've Got A Golden Ticket . .... . ... . .. . . .. ... .44 CHORUS OF COOKS
29. In This Room Here .. . . . ... .. . ..... . .. . ... .52 09. I Eat More! .. . . . . . . . . .
30. Factory Rev eal , . .. .. . . . .. . . ..... . . . . . . .... 54
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36. Chew It . . . . . .. .. . . .. .. . ... ... . ... . ...... .62
02. GoldenrAge Of Chocolate
49 . Oompa-Loompa4 .. . . . . . . ...... .... . . .. . ... 78
33. Oompti-Loompa I .. ..... · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·
GRANDPA JOE 37. Oomp,1-Loompa 2 . . . .. . · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·
23 . Cheer Up, Charlie . . ... . .. . . . .. . .. ........ .39 45. Oomp,1-Loompa3 . .. · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · •. • •
29 . In This Room Here .. .. . . . . .. ... .. .... .... .52 49 . Oompa-Loompa 4 .. . : · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · • • • .
40 . Flying ... ... .... .. .... . . . . . . . ..... . ... .. . .67 51 . Oompa-Loompa ..... : · · · · · ·' · · · · · · · • .... ,
41. Burping Sonig . . . . . ... . . . ... . . . . .. .. ..... .. 70
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S0a. Flying Repri'se .. . . ... . . .. .. . .. . .. ... .. .. .. 81
52. Finale . . . ..... . . . . .. . .. .. ... .... ....... • .84
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ACTI ACTll
1. Pure Imagination .... . , ........ . .. 1 28. At The Gates ....... . ....... . . .. .48
2. GoldenAge Of Chocolate. . . . . ...... 2 29. In This Room Here ............. .. 52

3. Golden ChocolatePlayoff .. , ........ 5 30. FactoryReveal ........ .. .. , . . ... .54
4. Candy Man Underscore ............ 9 31. Drunk On Chocolate....... ... .... 57
5. The Candy Man ............ , , . . .. 9 32. Lights Out 1 ......... . .... . . . ... 58
6. Street Transition ... . ..... , .. , . . .. 16 33. Oompa-Loorr,ipa

1 .............. .. 59
7. Golden Ticket Light Box 1 .. . ...... 17 34. Pink Candy Boat .. . .......... . ... 59
8. Augustus News Flash .... ... . ..... 17 35. There's No Knowing .............. 60
9. I Eat More! .... .... . . . . .... .. ... 19 36. Chew It ........ , .... . ... .. . . ... 62
10. Golden Ticket Light Box 2 ... . ..... 22 37. Oompa-Loompa2 . ........ . ...... 65
38. Lights Out 2 . . ..... . ............ 66
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11. News Flash Underscore ... .. ... .. .22

12. News Flash Playoff , .............. 24 39. Magic Fizzy ..................... 66
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13. FactoryClosing .... . ..... . ....... 24 40. Flying ... .. .. . ..... . .. . ..... . .. 67
14. Think Positive ............. . .. . .. 25 41. Burping Song ............. . ..... 70
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15. Bucket Shack Traveler... .......... 28 42. BackOn The Tour . ..... .. ....... .70
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16. Charlie Underscore ............... 30 43. I Want It Now! .... .... .... .... .. 71
17. Violet News Flash . . . ............. 31 44. Lights Out 3 .. ...... ..... ....... 74
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18. Golden Ticket Light Box 3 ....... .. 31 45. Oompa-Loompa3 .... . . .. . .. .. . .. 74
19. RadioAnnouncer . . .......... . ... 33 46. Chaco-Vision Room ........ .. . . . . .75

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20. Golden Ticket Light Box 4 ....... .. 33 47. Mike's Fanfare. ... . .............. 77
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21. I See It All on TV ........ . ....... 35 48. Lights Out 4 .............. ... ... 77
49. Oompa-Loompa4 .. ......... ... .. 78
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22. Imagine Underscore . .. ........ . .. 37

23. Cheer Up, Charlie .. . ..... . ....... 39
50. Lights Out 5 .................... 79
24. Snowy Streets ......... . . . ....... 41

50a.FlyingReprise ............ ... .... 81
25. Silver In The Snow ... . ....... . .. .42 51. Oompa-Loompa/CandyDreams ... .. 82
26. Think Positive Reprise . ...... .. . . .43 52. Finale .. .... . ............ .. .. . .. 84
27. I've Got A Golden Ticket ... . . . . .. .44
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* ACT I "'A~ R OALD DAHL ' S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr - 1 -
(PRE SHOW : PURE IMAGINATION)
(An empty stage. Lightingsuggeststhe movingcogsof an activefactory.The

sounds ot this magicalfactoryare heard:pings, boings,crackle-pops,whistles
blowing,bursts of children'slaughter,and occasionallya ,child cryingand
another throwinga tantrum. Fromtime to time bubblesfW the stage, as well
as bursts of smoke and fog. The lightingis constantlychanging,constantly
moving. The actorplaying WON.KA entersthe stage.HEpeers at the audience.
HE appearsworld-weary,tiredand a bit dangerous.)
PROLOGUE: WONKA'S FACTORY

1. PURE /MAGIN TION
WILLYWONK.A
COME WITH ME AND YOU'LL BE
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IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION!

TAKEA LOOK AND YOU'LL SEE
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INTO YOUR IMAGINATION!

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TRAVE'LING IN A WORLD OF MY CREATION!

WHAT WE'LL SEE
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WILL DEFYEXPLANATION!
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE

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ANYTHING YOU WANTTO, DO IT!

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WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD?-

TH[ERE'S NOTHING TO IT!
THERE IS NO PLACEI KNOW

TO COMPAREWITH PUREIMAGINATION!
LIVING THEREYOU'LL BE FREE-
IF YOU TRULYWISH TO BE!
I am Willy Wonka . In the course of my long and spectacula1rcareer, I have

created more tlhan two hundred sensational and original new candy bars, each
with a different center, and each one sweeter and creamier and more delicious
than the one before!
I can make chewing gum that never loses its taste, and rich caramels that
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(WONKA)
change color every ten seconds as they dissolve delectably in your mouth .
I have also created the biggest and best candy empire the world has ever
known. But I have no-one to leave it to, no-one to replace me, no-one to make
new candy dreams come true when I retire . And the time for rn1eto retire is,
alas, already long overdue!
(WONKA picks up a phone and speaks into the receiver.)
Please gather together all the Oompa-Loompas! I have an important
announcement to make .
2 . COL EN AGE Of CHOCOLATE

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OOMPA 1
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OOMPA2
A LONG, LONG CHOC'LATE TIME AGO-
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OOMPA 3
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THE GOLDEN AGE OF CHOC'LATE BEGAN.
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I KNOW, 'C OS I WAS THERE .
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WHEN IT COMES TO CHOC'LATE ,

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'COS THAT'S THE AGE OF CHOC'LATE HE RAN-
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WITH OH, SUCH STYLE AND FLAIR!
(WILLY WON.KA inspects the troops; clearly something is on his mind.)
BOYS
AND THE GOLDEN AGE OF CHOC'LATE
HAS LASTED ALL THESE YEARS-
GIRLS
THE GOLDEN STAGE OF CHOC'LATE
THAT EV'RY CHILD REVERES.
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WONKA
BUTSOON I'LL BE RETIRING-
TO MAKEWAYFOR SOMEONENEW.
([he CAST reactswith shock. This is the first time WON.KAhas revealedthe
secret behind the GoldenTicketcontest.)
SOME BRIGHTSPARKI'LL BE HIRING...

BUT WHO?
GIRLS
BUT WHO?
BOYS
BUT WHO?
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ALL
BUT WHO?
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WONKA OOMPAS
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WHATEVERYOUR OPINION IS ABOUTME,

THE CHOC'LATEWORLD COULD NOT
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SURVIVEWITHOUT ME!
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THERE'DBE NO MORE
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OR CHOC'LATETIPPLES-
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CHOC'LATERUFFLES-
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OR CHOC'LATETRUFFLES-
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CHOC'LATEKISSES
FORYOU YOUNG MISSES-
SOFTAND CREAMY-
COMPLETELYDREAMY-
OR CHOC'LATEICES-
'COS CHOC'LATE'S CRISIS
WILL GROW AND GROW AND GROW
THE DAYTHAT I RETIRE, I KNOW! THE DAYTHATHE RETIRES
, WE KNOW!
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO, WILLYWONKAJUST CAN'T GO!
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HALF OF THE COMPANY THE OTHER HALF o�

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THERE'D BE NO MORE
CHOC'LATE SQUIGGLES
OR CHOC'LATE GIGGLES NO MORE GIGGLES
OR CHOC'LATE WHIRLIES
OR CHOC'LATE SWIRLIES NO MORE SWIRLIES
CHOC'LATE TWIRLIES
FOR ALL YOU GIRLIES NO MORE TWIRLIES
CHOC'LATE BAGELS-
OR CHOC'LATE BUGLES- NO MORE BUGLES
OR CHOC'LATE BUBBLES
'COS CHOC'LATE'S TROUBLES CHOC'LATE'S TROUBLES-
ALL
WILL GROW AND GROW AND GROW
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THE DAY THAT HE RETIRES, WE KNOW!

NO, NO, NO, NO!
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NO, WILLY WONKA JUST CAN'T GO!

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'COS THE GOLDEN AGE OF CHOC'LATE

HAS LASTED ALL THESE YEARS-
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THE GOLDEN STAGE OF CHOC'LATE

THAT EV'RY CHILD REVERES.
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THERE'S A GOLDEN PAGE OF CHOC'LATE HIST'RY

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WE MUST WRITE SOMEHOW

FOR THE GOLDEN AGE OF CHOC'LATE
TO MAKE LIFE SWEETER NOW!
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SCENE1: THE BUCKETSHACK

3. GOLDENCHOCOLATEPLAYOFF
(WON.KAsignalsfor the followingactionto takeplace:A squeakybed with

two headboardsis pushed centerstage.Pre-seton this unit areCharlie'sfour
GRANDPARENTS .)
WONKA
These two very old people are the father and mother of Mr. Bucket-and those
two very old people on the other side of the bed are the father and mother of
Mrs. Bucket. This is Mr. Bucket and that is Mrs. Bucket. The small boy standing
right there is Charlie Bucket, their only son.
(WON.KAsnaps his fingersand the scenemovesto action.)
CHARLIE
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Here ya' go, Grandpa Joe . Cabbage soup.
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Every day nothing but cabbage soup. Cheer me up , Charlie! - Tell me, what's
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GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
Flavor shifters?! My!
(CHARLIEcrossesbackto his motherto get anotherbowlof soup.)
(GRANDPAGEORGEis veryhardof hearingand has misheardGRANDMA
f OSEPHINE.)
GRANDPAGEORGE
And "Hi" to you too! Been lying across from you in this bed for seventeen
years and now you suddenly decide to say "Hi?"
GRANDMAGEORGINA
(speakingveryloudlyand clearly)
George, she didn 't say "hi." She said "flavor shifters, MY... "
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GRANDMA JOSEPHINE
Who's wearing a tie?
GRANDPA GEORGE
Whaddya mean, why? I dunno why!
GRANDMA GEORGINA
(nearly screaming)
She didn't say hi, tie or why! She said "Flavor shifters! My! My!!!"
GRANDPA GEORGE
Sure, I'd love a slice of pie!
MRS. BUCKET
Nobody's having pie, Dad. Just cabbage soup, as always.
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ALL GRANDPARENTS
Oh ...
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CHARLIE
Papa, how many toothpaste caps do you reckon you've twisted into place at
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the toothpaste factory in your life?

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As of last night Charlie, my career total stands at four million, two hundred
and forty-nine thousand, eight hundred and seventy-six!
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(Mr. Bucket's right hand randomly twitches, as if he's still twisting toothpaste
caps.)
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CHARLIE
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That must be a world record!

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MR. BUCKET
(nods)
Close!
GRANDPA GEORGE
I'd love some toast!
GRANDMA GEORGINA
Nobod y is having toast!
CHARL IE
tory,
Do you think one day I might be able to get a job at the toothpaste fac
Papa?
MR. BUCKET
For your sake, I hope not, Charlie.
R OA L D D AHL ' S W I LLY WONKA 2- A CT - 7 -
GRANDPAJOE
Wh at kind of positive thinki ng is tha t? Char lie's gonna work for Mr. Wonka
making chocolate bars.
MRS. BUCKET
Now Grandp a Joe, don't go filling th e boy 's head with dreams of candy .
GRANDPAGEORGE
Brandy? I'd love on e!
GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
He's just a kid, why would she give him brand y?
GRANDMAGEORGINA
(speaking very loudly)
She said cand y!
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GRANDPAGEORGE
I know! She's gonna give th e kid brandy !
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GRANDMAJOSEPHINEAND GRANDPAJOE
Can dy!
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GRANDPAGEORGE
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What?
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GRANDMAJOSEPHINE,GEORGINAAND GRANDPA JOE

CANDY!
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GRANDPAGEORGE
No need to yell, I'm right here .
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GRANDPAJOE
You gotta remember th at Ch arlie's descended from a long line of distinguished
cand y men-
GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
And women!
MR. BUCKET
But Wonka ha sn't hir ed anyone since Slugworth's spies stole his candy balloon
recipe .
GRANDPAJOE
Wonka was so angry ! He gath ered all the workers together and told 'em "I'm
sorry, but you must all go home ." Then he locked the gates of the factory
forever!
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CHARLIE
But Mr. Wonka still makes candies. I can smell 'em on my way to sc
hool,
GRANDMA GEORGINA
Yes, but no one goes in, and no one comes out-
GRANDMA JOSEPHINE
Shadow workers...
GRANDPA JOE
Maybe the undead! Who knows?
MRS. BUCKET
Grandpa Joe, you're going to give Charlie nightmares again.
GRANDPA GEORGE
Charlie wants to play gin?
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GRANDPA JOE
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We're playing gin?

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ALL GRANDPARENTS
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MR. BUCKET
Charlie, run out and see if anyone is done with today's newspaper.
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CHARLIE
OK Dad, but you'll have to feed Grandpa George.
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(CHARLIE crosses out.)

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MR. BUCKET
Here you are, Pop. Here's your cabbage soup.
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GRANDPA GEORGE
I thought we were playing gin.
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4 . CANDY MAN UNDERSCORE
(WONKA narratesas CHILDRENgather, anticipatingthe arrival of the

CANDY MAN.)
WONKA
(to the audience)
See th ese kids? They meet outside Char lie's house every day after lunch , with a
sh iny nickel apiece to buy a Wonka bar from the local Candy Man . The only
kid with no nickel is Charlie.
JAMES
(slurpinga lollipop)
Come on, Charlie, don 't ya' want some candy?
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CHARLIE
Uh, not today , I'm ... l'm on a special diet.
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JAMES
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Looks like it's working. Help me pick something out. I got a nickel.
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CHARLIE
You've already got a lollipop . Shouldn't you finish it first?
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JAMES
I can't help it. I just love candy! Choco late, caramel , jawbreakers,
suckers ...anything!
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CHARLIE
Stop it ! You're making my mouth water!
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S. THECANDY MAN :
JAMES
I CAN'T STOP EATINGSWEETS!
CHARLIE,JAMESAND MATILDA
ALLTHOSE WONDERFULWILLYWONKATREATS!
CHARLIE
YOU CAN KEEP THE OTHERS-
JAMES
'COS ME-
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I'M A WONKERER!
MATILDA
WHEN IT COMES TO CANDY, WILLY'S TH E CONQ
lJE�OR!
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THE CONQUEROR!
It's the Candy Man! (ad-libs)

(A local CANDY VENDOR enters and opens his cart, reveali ng m
Wonka candy, temptingly displayed.) ountains of
CANDY MAN
WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE
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SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW

COVER IT IN CHOC'LATE
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AND A MIRACLE OR TWO?

THE CANDY MAN.
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THE CANDY MAN CAN.

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WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW

WRAP IT IN A SIGH-
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SOAK IT IN THE SUN

AND MAKE A STRAWB'RY LEMON PIE?
THE CANDY MAN.
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KIDS
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THE CANDY MAN?

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CHARLIE
THE CANDY MAN CAN.
KIDS
THE CANDY MAN CAN!
CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'COS HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AN' MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD.
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(The KIDS /me up and purchase lollipops, except for CHARL IE · Note·
. · th e
lollipops must be able to be placed into the KIDS' mouths, othe,wzse
upcoming section will not make sense.)
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KIDS
THE CANDYMAN MAKES
EV'RYTHINGHE BAKES
SATISFYINGAND DELICIOUS.
CANDY MAN
TALKABOUTYOURCHILDHOOD WISHES!
YOU CAN EVENEATTHE DISHES!
CANDY MAN
Nothing for you, Charlie?
CHARLIE
Not today, thanks . I don't want to spoil my appetite .
CANDY MAN
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Looks like your appetite could use a little spoiling. Here, take one of these-on
the house!
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(HE hands CHARLIEa lollipop.)

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CHARLIE
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Really? Thanks!
(The KIDSplace the lollipopsin their mouths.)
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CANDY MAN
WHO CAN TAKETOMORROW-
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KIDS
(with lollipopsin their mouths, the KIDS sing mumbled lyrics)
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MUH MA MUH MU MA WO-
CANDYMAN
DIP IT IN A DREAM-
KIDS
MIP I I I MWEEEM-
CANDYMAN
SEPARATE
THE SORROWAND COLLECTUP ALLTHE CREAM?
(The KIDS "ooh" with suckersin their mouths.)
THE CANDY MAN.

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ROALD DAHL'S WILLY
KIDS
MA MANDY MAM.
CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN!
KIDS
MA MANDY MAN CAN!
KIDS AND CANDY MAN

(removing suckers)
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'COS HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD.
(The KIDS dri� off one by one, humming.)
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CHARLIE
Thanks for the candy. Oh, yeah and my dad wants to know if you've got a
newspaper we can borrow.
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CANDY MAN
Sure, but I'm afraid it's yesterday's paper... here you go. What's the world
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coming to when a family can't even afford a newspaper?

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CHARLIE
Thanks! See ya!
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(CHARLIE runs offstage.)

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CANDY MAN
AND THE WORLD TASTES GOOD
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'COS THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD!

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(CHARLIE returns home with the paper as the CANDY MAN exits with the
candy cart.)
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MRS. EmCKET
Charlie, come ...eat.
CHARLIE
Here1sthe paper, Dad.
MR. BUCKET
(looksat the front page)
Well, I'll be a chocolate crispy! Will you look at this? "Wonka factory to be
opened to a lucky few.11
GRANDPAJOE
Do you mean people are actually going to be allowed inside the factory?
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MRS. BUCKET
Read what it says!
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MR. BUCKET
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"Mr. Willy Wonka has decided to allow five children to visit his world-famous
chocolate factory. The lucky five will tour the factory and receive a lifetime
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GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
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Tour the factory?
CHARLIE
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A lifetime supply of chocolate?

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EVERYONEEXCJEPT
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Read on!
MR. BiUCKET
"Five Golden Tickets have been hidden among fifty million ordinary candy
bars. 11
GRANDPA JOE
That's a ten million-to-one shot! Wow! I don 't like the odds!
MR. HUCKET
"The finders of these Golden Tickets will win the tour and the chocolate!"
GRANDPl\ GEORGE
What are you all talking about?
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GRANDMA GEORGINA
(speaking loudly)
,, Wonka is having a contest!
GRANDPA GEORGE
W hy would he want a screen test?
GRANDPA JOE, GRANDMA GEORGINA AND GRANDMA JOSEPHINE

(very loudly)
A contest!
GRANDPA GEORGE
Who is?
GRANDPA JOE, GRANDMA GEORGINA AND GRANDMA JOSEPHINE

Wonka!
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GRANDPA GEORGE
What about him?
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GRANDPA JOE, GEORGINA AND GRANDMA JOSEPHINE

(yelling)
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He's having a contest!

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GRANDPA GEORGE
All right, all right, I'm not deaf, you know.
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MRS. BUCKET
Those Golden Tickets could be anywhere. How exciting! I wonder if any of
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GRANDPA JOE
Charlie, can you imagine winning?
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GRANDMA GEORGINA
Touring the factory-
GRANDMA JOSEPHINE
Meeting Mr. Wonka-
GRANDPA JOE
Seeing for yourself all those undead, zombie workers-
CHARLIE
Eating a lifetime supply of chocola te ...
ALL
Eating a lifetime supply of chocolate!
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(A loud factorywhistle sounds.)
MRS. BUCKET
One o'clock already? Charlie, you'd better hurry. You'll be late for school.
MR. BUCKET
It's back to the twists and turns of toothpaste-caps for me.
MRS. BUCKET
Goodbye , Mr. Bucket.
MR. BUCKET
Goodbye, Mrs. Bucket.
(MR. BUCKETexits.)
GRANDPAJOE
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Charlie-come here-Remember ... we may be starving-

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GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
Starving!
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GRANDPAJOE
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We may be poor-
GRANDMAGEORGINA
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Poorer than church mice!

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GRANDPAJOE
But the Bucket family always-
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GRANDPAJOE, GRANDMAJOSEPHINEAND GRANDMAGEORGINA

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Thinks positive!
GRANDPAGEORGE
Charlie! Pssst! Charlie!
CHARLIE
Yes, Grandpa George?
GRANDPAGEORGE
Come here . Come on over here ...
CHARLIE
OK, Grandpa George. What is it?
GRANDPAGEORGE
Charlie, remember... We may be starving-
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CHARLIE
WONKA 2-ACT
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Yes, Grandpa George...
GRANDPA GEORGE
We may be poor-
GRANDMA GEORGINA
We've already done that!
GRANDPA GEORGE
But the Bucket family-
CHARLIE
Always thinks positive. I know, Grandpa George, I know!
GRANDPA GEORGE
How'd he know I was gonna say that?
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GRANDPA JOE
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Write it down in purple ink, Charlie. If it's in purple ink, you'll never forget!
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GRANDPA GEORGE
That's positive! Ha!
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(WON.KA enters and steps forward, narrating.)

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WONKA
So Mr. Bucket went back to the toothpaste factory, while little Charlie Bucket
was off to school. But on the way Charlie heard some exciting news ...
(MATILDA enters excitedly, waving a newspaper.)
MATILDA
Did ya' hear? Some kid found the first Golden Ticket!
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7. GOLDEN TICKET LIGHT BOX 1
CHARLIE
Already? When?
MATILDA
Today! Look!
(MATILDA exits towards school. WON.KA gestures for an oversized Golden
Ticket reading AUGUSTUS GLOOP to light.)
8. AUGUSTUS NEWS FLASH
(PHINEOUS TROUT and his camera crew take the stage.)

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PHINEOUS TROUT
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This is Phineous Trout reporting live from Frankfurt, Germany, where

worldwide Wonka mania has sales topping 25,000 bars every hour! We're live
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on the scene where the first Golden Ticket has been found!-Here's the
winning family now-Mrs. Poop, Mrs. Poop, may we have a word?
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(AUGUSTUS and MRS. GLOOP enter the stage.)
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Der name (pronounced nah-ma) ist Gloop. Mit ein G- und ein L- und ein
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(spelling)
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G-L-O-O-P.
Und dies'ist mein kleiner liebchen, Augustus!
(Standing beside her, stuffing his face with chocolate, is her enormous Botero
like son, AUGUSTUS.)
PHINEOUS TROUT
Tell us about the ticket.
MRS. GLOOP
Ya. I just knew my little snausage-vausage would find das Golden Ticket! He
eats so much candy-vandy zat it vas almost impossible for him NOT to find
one!
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Impossible! Yahl
(AUGUSTUS unwraps a Wonka bar and begins devouring it.)

PHINEOUS TROUT
So Augustus, tell the folks at home something about you. What do you do?
Favorite subjects? Any hobbies?
AUGUST US
Yahl Food! Augustus eat food. Yahl Lots an' lots of food. Yahl
MRS. GLOOP
Eating is his hobby! He's devoted to it! Mein Gott, is he devoted!
PHINEOUS TROUT
Critics may say Augustus is a questionable role model for young people, given
the alarming rise in childhood obesity-
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MRS. GLOOP
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Zo he's a little fat? Vhat's so wrong vith zat? It's better zan being some so rt of
hooligan, shooting off ze guns, und raising ze havoc! Isn't it, my wittle
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piggly-wiggly?
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AUGUSTUS
(snorting like a pig)
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Snort! Snort! Snort! Jah wohl! Mommie dearest! Jah wohl!

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Und vot I alvays say...don't I alvays say? Say it vith me, my wittle liebchen,
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say it vith me-

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AUGUSTUS AND MRS. GLOOP

(chanting)
Eat more! Eat more! Eat more! Eat more!
(SHE rewards AUGUSTUS with a candy as if training a dog.)
MRS. GLOOP
Good boy! Good boy, Augustus. Say it again...
AUGUSTUS
Eat more!
MRS. GLOOP
Good boy, Augustus! Ve've been training him for zis day ever since our little
smudgey-pudgey vos born!
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PHINEOUSTROUT
Training?
MRS. GLOOP
Oh, ya! For der Junge to eat as much as Augustus he has to be in training from
morning to night-eating all kinds of ze foods .. .if it vos ze Olympics , Augustus
vou ld haf ze gold medals!
9. I EAT MORE!
(MRS. GLOOP)
VE GIVE HIM...
FRUITJUICE FOR BREAKFAST,
PLUSMELONSUND MANGOS-
UNO CEREALS , BANANASUNO CREAM!
AUGUSTUS
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ZEN FRIEDEGGS MIT BACON,

TOMAHTOESUND MUSHROOMS
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MIT BREADROLLSUND BUNSBYZE REAM!

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BOTH
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UND COFFEEUNO TOAST

SPREADMIT BUTTERUNO MARMALAHO-
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SVEETMEATSUNO NEATTREATSGALORE!
PHINEOUSTROUT
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WHEN BREAKFAST'S
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AUGUSTUS
I EATMORE!-
1 EATMORE!
MRS. GLOOP
HE HAS BRATWURSTFOR LUNCHEON-
THE SIZEOF A TRUNCHEON-
MIT PASTAUND FOIE GRASUNO SOUP!
ZEN LAMBCHOPS UND SUCKLINGPIG,
DUCKLING UND CHICKEN-
EIN BANQVETBEFITTINGEIN GLOOP!
ZE LUNCHEON BEGINSSHARPATTWELVEFORTYFIVE,
AND IT ENDS ABOUTQUARTERPASTFOUR!
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PHINEOUS TROUT
AND WHAT DOES AUGUSTUS DO
Ii WHEN LUNCHEON'S THROUGH?
AUGUSTUS
I EATMORE!-
I EAT MORE!
BETWEEN MEALS ZE COOK FEEDS ME

ALL KINDS OF GOODIES-
LIKE CHOC'LATES UND PUDDINGS UND SNACKS!
MRS. GLOOP
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND
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YOUNG AUGUSTUS IS SO HIGHLY STRUNG

EATING HELPS HIM RELAX!
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AUGUSTUS
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MOM HAS VONKA BARS SENT IN IN SACKS!

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I MAKE CERTAIN ZERE'S NUZZING HE LACKS!

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CHORUS OF COOKS
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OF COURSE, IS HIS MEAL OF ZE DAY-

VEN AUGUSTUS COMES RIGHT OFF HIS DIET ...
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IT'S HAMBURGERS, HOT DOGS

UND TEN TONS OF FRENCH FRIES-
AUGUSTUS
UND IF I VANT MORE, ZEY SUPPLY IT!
CHORUS OF COOKS
AUGUSTUS KEEPS EATING-
AUGUSTUS
UND EATING-
MRS.GLOOP
UND EATING!
ROAL D DAHL ' S WILLY WO N KA 2 - ACT - 21 -
CHORUS OF COOKS
UNTIL HE SUBSIDESTO ZE FLOOR...
PHINEOUS TROUT
AND THEN WHEN HE'S FINALLYBACKON HIS FEET-
CAN THE KID EVENGET THROUGH THE DOOR?
CHORUS OF COOKS
NEIN!
MRS. GLOOP
UNO ZAT'SVYAUGUSTUS
HAS LIVED IN ZE DINING ROOM-
RIGHT FROM ZE DAYHE VASFOUR!
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PHfNEOUS TROUT
SO WHAT DOESTHE POOR LITTLELAD DO ALLNIGHT-
TO PREVENTLIFEBECOMINGA BORE?
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AUGUSTUS
I EATMORE!
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I EATMORE!
I EAT MORE!
I EAT MORE!
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I EATMORE!
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MORE!
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AUGUSTUS
MORE!
CHORUS OF COOKS
MORE!
AUGUSTUS
MORE!
MRS. GLOOP AND SOME COOKS PHINEOUSTROUT AND SOME COOKS

HE EATSMORE! MORE!
HE EATSMORE! MORE!
HE EATSMORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!
AUGUSTUS
I EATMORE!
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Ladies and Gentle men, this just in! A second Golden Ticke t has b
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Th is · on the other side of the world! nd!
(WONKA gestures for VERUCA'S Golden Ticket to light.)

11. NEWS FLASH UNDERSCORE
(PHINEOUS TROUT)
We're off to our live remote in Sao Paulo, Brazil, where the world is sudden
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"sweet" for Miss Veronica Salt!
(VERUCA and her FATHER enter.)
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VERUCA
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That's Veruca, you imbecile! VERUCA, VERUCA, VERUCA!
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PHINEOUS TROUT
(purposefully ignoring VERUCA)
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So, Mr. Salt, I understand you "sweetened" Veronica's chances with a little
assistance?
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VERUCA
I said VERUCA, you moron!
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MR. SALT
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special. And when she said she simply had to have one of them there Golden
Tickets, see, we went nuts buying Wonka bars by the hundreds-
VERUCA
By the thousands, Daddy. By the tens of thousands!
MR. SALT
You're ri?ht, baby . I m�st have bought hundreds of thousands of Wonk�,bar�ts
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Me, I'm 1n the nut business-peanuts, cashews, brazils, macadamias. If it
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you want, I got 'em! Roasted, raw, plain or fancy, folks go nuts for our n
Check us out at w-w-w-we're-nuts-dot-com!
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VERUCA
This is about ME, Daddy ! They want to know about MY ticket-not your
macadamias!
MR. SALT
Right you are, dear. Right you are!
(grabbing the microphone away fr om PHINEOUS TROUT)
Call us at one , eight hundred , we're nuts! Major credit cards accepted-
PHINEOUSTROUT
The ticket, Mr. Salt?
MR. SALT
Right. So I bought hundreds of thousands of Wonka bars and had my factory
girls stop shelling nuts ...and start shelling wrappers .
PHINEOUSTROUT
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And how many wrappers did Veronica shell?
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that! And my father will have you fired for mispronouncing my name , won't
you, daddy?
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MR. SALT
Whatever you want, pigeon ...whatever you want ...anyway ...after days of
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shelling chocolate, one of my factory girlies finally found the lousy Golden
Ticket! I rewarded her by letting her take the lucky piece of chocolate home to
her seventeen kids ...l didn't have the heart not to ! Know what I mean?!
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PHINEOUSTROUT
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How philanthropic!
VERUCA
Daddy, now he's being SARCASTIC!I want him fired. FIRED! You hear me?
Fired, fired, FIRED!
PHINEOUSTROUT
(over VERUCA'slines)
This is Phineous Trout, where it seems the sweet is rapidly turning sour.
MR. SALT
With nuts! Don't forget the nut s!
PHINEOUSTROUT
Seems you can't have the chocolate without the nuts . Good luck, Veronica !
R O ALD DAH L ' S WILLY WONKA 2 - ACT - 25 -
CHARLIE
Out of a job?
MR. BUCKET
Yep, the factory is moving overseas ... gonna be fully automated . And
toothpaste-cap twisting is the only profession I know . I guess you don't need
cap-twisters when you have robot -gizmo s.
CHARLIE
Don't worry about it, Dad . You never liked that job anyway! Maybe now you
can get back into the candy business-like Grandpa Joe keeps saying .
MR. BUCKET
Grandpa Joe likes to dream big dreams, Charlie . But I'm afraid big dreams
aren't gonna put food on the table . I don't know how I'm going to tell your
mom, Charlie . Things were tough enough when I had a job, but now-
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CHARLIE
I said, don't worry, Dad. Just.. .think positive!
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MR. BUCKET
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(shrugs)
Why not?
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SO WHY NOT CHOOSE TO THINK POSITIVE?

WHENEVER MY LUCK IS ON THE BLINK,
I THINK POSITIVE!
WHENEVER I'M FEELING DOWN AND OUT -

AND DON ' T KNOW WHAT TO DO,
I NEVER GIVE WAY TO FEAR AND DOUBT -
'COS THINKING POSITIVE SEES ME THROUGH!
WHENEVER MY STARS ARE OUT OF SYNC ,

I THINK POSITIVE!
I WRITE MY THOUGHTS DOWN IN PURPLE INK -
AND THINK POSITIVE!
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R O ALD D AHL ' S WtLtY W ON KA
(CHARLIE)
REMEMBER THIS SONG
WHEN THINGS GO WRONG,
THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO!
IN NO TIME YOU'LL BE THINKING POSITIVE, Too,
Come on , Papa ...sing with me!

WHENEVER I THINK I'M IN THE DRINK,
I THINK ...
- (tentatively)
POSITIVE !
MR. BUCKET
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CHARLIE
Not negative!
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WHENEVER MY LUCK GOES DOWN THE SINK-

I THINK ...
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MR. BUCKET
POSITIVE!
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CHARLIE
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That ' s more like it!

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JUST TAKE A TIP FROM ME! -
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THAT COMES FREE!
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RIGHT!
POSITIVE IS THE WAY TO BE!
WHENEVER I'M TEETERING ON THE BRINK,

I THINK POSITIVE!
THE MOMENT I DO, I'M IN THE PINK,
THINKIN' POSITIVE!
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(as she storms off tire stage, MR. SALT in tow)
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Its VeroooooooooooooooooooooKA!
PHINEOUS TROUT
So after just one day there are only three Golden Tickets left . Stay tunect
continuous coverage of this extraordinary contest. Let's hope that just 0 ~ 0 t
deserving kid is among the five! Trout, out! e
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GAMES, MATILDA and a few of the other KIDS rush onstage.)

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JAMES
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Not if I can help it! Race you there!

GAMES races offstage, MATILDA and the other KIDS chase aft er him.)
1 3. FACTORY CLOSING
(CHARLIE notices his father sitting a lone on a bench.)
CHARLIE
Dad? Why aren't you at work? Did they clos e the factory early?
MR. BUCKET
That's an understatement Charlie . They' ve closed it for ever. I'm out of a job.
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2-ACT
(CHARLIE)
REMEMBER THIS SONG
WHEN THINGS GO WRONG,
IN NO TIME YOU'LL BE THINKING POSITIVE, TOO!
Come on, Papa ...sing with me!

WHENEVER I THINK I'M IN THE DRINK,
I THINK ...
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MR. BUCKET
POSITIVE!
CHARLIE
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Not ne gative!
WHENEVER MY LUCK GOES DOWN THE SINK
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I THINK...
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MR. BUCKET
POSITIVE!
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CHARLIE
That's more like it!
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WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING LOW OR LOST,

JUST TAKE A TIP FROM ME!-
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YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME TO COUNT THE COST

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THAT COMES FREE!
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POSITIVE IS THE WAY TO BE!
WHENEVER I'M TEETERING ON THE BRINK,

I THINK POSITIVE!
THE MOMENT I DO, I'M IN THE PINK,
THINKIN' POSITIVE!
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(BOTJH)
REMEMBER THIS SONG
WHEN THINGS GO WRONG-
IN NO TIME YOU'LL BE THINKING POSITIVE, TOO!
MR. BUCKET
Charlie, I haven't had this mu ch fun sirncethe factory manager caught his
tongue in the conveyer belt. Now let's get home . I'm positive we're having
something special for supper tonight.
CHARLIE
Left-over cabbage soup?
MR. BUCKET
No, fresh cabbage soup!
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WHEN THINGS GO WRONG-
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The GRANDPARE,NTS all wearbirthdayhats made from yesterday's

newspaper.)
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\\ 0~KA
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The Bu cket family went about from morning 'til night with a h o rribl e
rumbling in th ei r tummies . Charlie felt it worst of all. But o n ce a vca r Cha .
got a very special tr ea t- • • r 1te
ALL
I SUHJ>RJSE! Happ y Birthda y, Charli e!
((i f<ANIJPA GEORGE has been sound asleep, HE suddenly wakes up.)
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GRANDPA GEORGE
Su rpri~ c! Happy Birthd ay, C harlie !
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GRANDMA GEORGINA
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W t' a lr eady sa id th at.
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Wt ' did ? When ?
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ALL GRANDPARENTS
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(c ha11ti11s)
Pres ent! Pres en t ! Present!
(MRS. BU CKET hand s CHA RLIE a pr esent, lookin g mu ch lik e a candy bar.)
MRS. BUC KET

Here you go, m y lov e .
GRANDMA JOESPHINE
It's fron1 all of us!
GRANDPA JOE
Go on, boy, open I·tr.
(CHARLIE opens th e pr esent.)
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CHARLIE
It's a Wonka's Whipple-Scrumptious-Fudgemallow-Delight!
GRANDPAJOE
The best of 'em all! Real whipple, carefully whipped at twenty-seven-hundred
rpms for precisely sixty-two point three seconds ...
MRS. BUCKET
Grandpa, please ...
GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
I thought we agreed to get him the Nut-a -riffle. ..
GRANDPAJOE
(sharply to JOSEPHINE. This is an ongoingdebate)
The Fudgemallow's the best, and you know it!
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GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
Nut-a-riffic!
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GRANDPAJOE
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Fudgemallow!
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GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
Nut-a-riffle, Nut-a-riffle, NUT-A-RIFFIC!
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GRANDPAGEORGE
An' I think he's terrific, too! Happy Birthday, Charlie!
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MR. BUCKET
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Mom and Dad, it's Charlie's day ...

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GRANDMA GEORGINA
Go ahead, Charlie, open it up ...
GRANDPAJOE
Yeah! Show us what thinkin' positive's all about!
MRS. BUCKET
Now, don't be too disappointed, my darling, if you don't find what you're
looking for.
GRANDMA GEORGINA
The thing to remember is that whatever happens, you still have the bar of
candy!
GRANDPA GEORGE
I thought we were gonna give him a bar of candy!?
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GRANDMA GEORGINA
e did! That's what 1 just said -
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(speaking loudly)
BAR OF CANDY!
GRANDPA GEORGE
Sure, I'd love a jar of brandy!
GRANDMA JOSEPHINE
Yes, I would! She said he still has the bar of candy!
GRANDPA GEORGE
Who's got a bar of candy?
GRANDPA JOE, GRANDMA JOSEPHINE AND GRANDMA GEORGINA

CHARLIE!
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GRANDPA GEORGE
Well, why didn't you just say so?
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MR. BUCKET
Yeah, open the bar up! Who knows?-maybe our luck has finally changed!
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CHARLIE
OK. Here goes ...
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GRANDPA JOE
For goodness sake, open it, boy!
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GRANDMA GEORGINA
Please open it! You're making me jumpy.
I GRANDPA GEORGE
You're always grumpy! That woman was born grumpy. But I love her just the
same. Hey, Charlie open the bar and see if you've won!
16. CHARLIE UNDERSCORE
(CHARLIE tears open the wrapper. No Golden Ticket.)
CHARLIE
Well. ..that's that! ... Who wants a piece?
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MRS. BUCKET
We wouldn't dream of it, Charlie .
CHARLIE
Come on , Dad, have a piece . You dese rve something special after losing your
job .
MRS. BUCKETAND GRANDPARENTS

What?
GRANDPAJOE
It's not true! Charlie, that's not funny . Tell me it's not true .
GRANDMA GEORGINA
We'll starve!
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MR. BUCKET
It IS true . And we will NOT starve . Now, what kind of a party is this? Hey, let's
splurge a little. Put on the radio .
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MRS. BUCKET
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Mr. Bucket's right! What's a little more electricity? Charlie, plug in the radio!
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CHARLIE
Wow! Really? This is the best birthday ever!
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(CHARLIE pantomimes plugging in an old-fashioned radio. We hear it buzz

and crackle its way to full volume.)
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SCENE 9: VIOLET RADIO STA.TION

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17. VIOLET NEWS FLASH I
PHINEOUS TROUT
We interrupt the Orphan Annie Radio Hour to bring you this important news
flash. In the past hour, a third Golden Ticket has been found in Snellville,
Georgia.
18. GOLDEN TICKET LIGHT BOX 3
(WONKA gestures for VJOLET's Golden Ticket to light.)
(PHINEOUS TROUT)
And what is your name, young lady?
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icrophone . Her MOTHER is dressed exactly as she is.)
VIOLET
Violet . Violet Beauregarde .
Vi . . MRS. BEAUREGARDE
R olet, quit chewing your gum so loud ly. It's not ladylike . Not ladylike at all!
emember what your therapist said about acting out-
VIOLET
I I Ah, can it, Ma! You flap your jaws even more'n I do!
MRS. BEAUREGARDE
Now,. Violet . I do not apprecia te that sor t of language . Watch your words . Ask
me nicely.
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VIOLET
No prob .
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I VIOLET
Normally, I'm a gumchewer. In fact, I adore gum. Love it, love it, love it! I
chew gum all day long, except when I'm eating, then I take th e gum out of my
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MRS. BEAUREGARDE
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Isn't that clever? She's so clever! She thought of that herself!
VIOLET
Ma, coo l it! And when I sleep, I put the gum on my headboard, so in the
morning all I have to do is pop it back into my mouth and start chewing
again!
MRS. BEAUREGARDE
(proudly)
She thought of that , too! So clever!
VIOLET
Sometimes it 's a little hard to get started, and one time it got in my hair , but
Ma cut it out and I went right on chewing it . It was a hairy moment, though-
ha, ha, ha!
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MRS. BEAUREGARDE
Oh , isn' t she just HILARIOUS!
PHINEOUS TROUT
(stone-faced)
Very witty, Violet . Now tell us about your Golden Ticket?
VIOLET
OK, keep your pants on, Phin eous, I'm getting to it! So like I said, I'm a
gum-chewer normally, but when I heard about Wonka's contest, I laid off the
gum and switched straight on to candy bars. That's how I found my ticket!
Now, of cour se, I'm right back on th e gum. In fact, I've been working on this
piece for over three months solid. I've beaten the record set by my best friend,
Cornelia Prin zmetel. Hi, Cornelia .. .listen to thi s ...
(SHE chews loudly into the microphone.)
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19 . RADIO ANNOUNCER
O
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Wonka bar sales have rocketed up to over two hundred
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thousand an hour and this just in ...The fourth Golden Ticket has also been
locat ed-in Television City, Californ ia!
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20. GOLDEN TICICET LIGHT BOX 4
(WONKA enters and gestures for MIKE's Golden Ticket to light.)
(PHINEOUS TROUT)
Leaving only th e fifth and final ticket to be found! We're live at the home of
Mike Teavee, the lucky finder of Golden Ticket Number Four! Here's Ms. Teavee
now . Tell us about finding the Golden Ticket, ma'am!
MS. TEAVEE
Well, you see, Mike and I were-
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MIKE
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(watc�mg TV ) to interrupt? This is the b est
Did n't I tell you never that guy die? That was so Yeah, OK ...Well, I guess I GOT the big
Cut the chit-chat M a.' u see
ead'· Did yo giving up half a day of all my fav'rite
part! Crack, smack, whack! D factory, which probably will have cra1
totally awesome! baby, gotta change the channel, Dud<
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PHINEOUS TR the Go lden Ticket-
vee about PHINEOl
So we gather, Mike. Now, Ms. Tea ' Now, which school does our latest G<
MIKE ·
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suICI e born b dude · Wait a minute ... freeze M
Zip it! This next show's the School?! Are you joking? -or just er,
frame...it's my cell phone... TV and my Game Boy, fool.
(HE picks up his cell phone.)
21. I SEE IT All ON TV
Talk to me. Hold on, got another call.
(MIKE holds up another phone to his ear.) (�
SOME KIDS LIKE ELEC
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Mike, I'd like you to tell our audience how it feels to-
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MIKE , COS I CAN DOWNLC
Hold the phone, Dude! Check it out-I love this show! Wait! Wait! You play IT'S ALL ON MY COW
Wii? I'm the best, dude. The best!
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MS. TEAVEE
Mike has certain focus issues... SOME KIDS GO TO B.
AND OTHER KIDS H
(SHE holds MIKE by the ears and makes him
focus on PHINEOUS TROUT.) LIKE TEN DAYS AT A
PHINEOUS TROUT
So I see. Now Mike, tell us about the
Golden TlC ke t . WHILE WIMPY KIDS
I PLAY "DESTRO Y Tl
NO ONE HAS NINTl
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MIKE
Yeah, OK. ..Well, I guess I GOT the big shiny ticket, dawg . Big deal! Means
giving up half a day of all my fav'rite shows to tour some stupid chocolate
factory, which probably will have crappy cell reception . Forgive me, Oprah
baby, gotta change the channel. Dude, check her out!
PHINEOUS TROUT
Now, which school does our latest Golden Ticket winner attend?
MIKE
School?! Are you joking? -or just crazy? Who needs school? I got the 'net,
TV and my Game Boy, fool.
21 . I SEE IT ALL ON TV
(MIKE)
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SOME KIDS LIKE ELECTRIC TRAINS-

AND SOME KIDS LIKE TO USE THEIR BRAINS-
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TO EARN A UNIVERSITY DEGREE!

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! DON 'T NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE-

ME, I SEE IT ALL ON TV!
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SOME KIDS LIKE TO SING AN ' DANCE-

AN ' SOME KIDS GO TO PARIS, FRANCE-
WHILE OTHERS VISIT WASHINGTON, D .C.
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MIKE
I DON'T LEARN A SINGLE THING
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' COS I CAN DOWNLOAD ANYTHING-

IT'S ALL ON MY COMPUTER FOR FREE!
MS. TEAVEE
SOME KIDS GO TO BASEBALL GAMES-
AND OTHER KIDS HAVE USELESS AIMS-
LIKE TEN DAYS AT A BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE.
MIKE
WHILE WIMPY KIDS READ BOOKS OF VERSE,
I PLAY "DESTROY THE UNIVERSE " -
NO ONE HAS NINTENDO GAMES LIKE ME!
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MS. TEAVEE
SOME KIDS LIKE TO FLY BALLOONS-
OR PLAY THE LATEST TOP TEN TUNES
WHILE OTHERS WANNA SURF IN WAIKIKI.
MIKE
I CAN VISIT LONDON, ROME-
MS. TEAVEE
AN' TOKYO WITHOUT LEAVIN' HOME.
MIKE
TAKE A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON -
MS. TEAVEE
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AN' BACK ON ANY AFTERNOON.

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YES, WE CAN DO IT ALL FROM A TO Z.
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MIKE
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MS. TEAVEE
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YES, HE ...
BOTH
OH, WHEE!. ..
CAN SEE IT ALL ON TV
PHINEOUS TROUT
ON TV!
MS. TEAVEE
ON TV!
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MIKE
ONT V!
ALL
ONTV!
GRANDMAGEORGINA
Turn it off! I've heard enough of these snot -nosed brat s!
GRANDPAGEORGE
(waking up suddenly)
What'd she say? What'd she say?
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MRS. BUCKET
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MR. BUCKET
You guys care if Pa tells Charlie a bedtime story?
(The three GRANDPARENTS have all fallen asleep and answer with a
concerted snore.)
Guess not. I'll help you clean up, Mrs. Bucket.
22. IMAGINE UNDERSCORE
GRANDPAJOE
So Charlie, hav e I got a story for you.
CHARLIE
What' s it about? Pirates? A giant peach ? Zombies?
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WILLY WoNKA 2-ACT
ROALD DAHL'S
GRANDPA JOE
! p rom ised your mom, no zombie stories. This one's about a little boy... anct it
Just so happens to be this little boy's birthday...
CHARLIE
Yeah?
GRANDPA JOE
And this little boy thought he'd opened all his presents, but guess what? Ther
was one more... Charlie, look here. e
CHARLIE
A Wonka Nutty-Crunch Surprise!
GRANDPA JOE
Shh ....
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CHARLIE
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The fifth and last Golden Ticket!
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Pop, what's that in your hands?

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GRANDPA JOE
Just a little something from me to Charlie on his birthday. Shh ... keep it quiet.
I don't wanna wake the others.
GRANDMA GEORGINA
What's going on?
GRANDPA GEORGE
I smell chocolate!
GRANDMA JOSEPHINE
What are you up to, Joe?
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GRANDPAJOE
This is between me and the boy. Go on , Charlie-open it.
CHARLIE
I can't. I'm too nervous . You open it, Grandpa Joe.
GRANDPAJOE
I'll tell you what. Let's do it together. A lifetime supply of chocolate!
One ...two ...three ...
(THEY open the wrapping.Nothing but chocolate.)
CHARLIE
Nothing.
GRANDMA GEORGINA
A good thing , really... Chocolate's very fattening!
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GRANDPAJOE
You're right! A lifetime supply of it-why , you'd be the size of the dome on
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GIVE ME A SMILE!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SMILE

I USED TO KNOW?
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DON 'T YOU KNOW YOUR GRIN

HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY SUNSHINE?
LET THAT SUNSHINE SHOW!
MRS. BUCKET
COME ON , CHARLIE-
NO NEED TO FROWN! .
DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW
TOMORROW IS YOUR TOY.
WHEN THE DAYS GET HEAVY,
NEVER PIT-A-PAT ' EM!
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MR. BUCKET
UP AND AT 'EM , BOY!
MR. AND MRS. BUCKET

SOME DAY,
SWEET AS A SONG ,
CHARLIE 'S LUCKY DAY WILL COME ALONG!
MR. AND MRS. BUCKET

'TIL THAT DAY
YOU GOTT A HANG IN STRONG, CHARLIE! -
UP ON TOP IS RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG!
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LOOK UP, CHARLIE -

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GRANDMAS GEORGINA AND JOSEPHINE

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GRANDPA JOE
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COME ON, CHARLIE!
MR. AND MRS. BUCKET

JUST BE GLAD YOU' RE YOU!
ALL
CHEER UP, CHARLIE!
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SCENE 12: TWO WEEKS LATER - SNOWY STREETS
24. SNOWY STREETS
(WON.KAenters with the candy cart. A harsh wind blows.)
WOJNKA
During the next two weeks, the weather turned as cold as Willy Wonka 's
subzero , choco-ice-cream -supreme . Fir:stcame the snow-huge flakes drifting
slowly down from a steel blue sky.
(It begins to snow on stage.)
Then came the wind-
(We hear the sound of a harsh wind.)
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Inside the house , jets of freezing air caime rushing in through the sides of the
windows, and under th e doors , and there was no place to go to escape them .
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The four old folks lay silent and hudd iled in their bed , trying to keep the cold
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out of their bones .
For the Bucket family, the excitement of the Golden Tickets was long forgotten .
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In fact, all the family could think about was trying to keep warm and scraping
together enough food to keep their hutnger at bay for yet another long, cold
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day as Winter tightened its grip.
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(MR. BUCKETexits one directionwith a snow shovel in hand. CHARLIE

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CANDY MAN
Charlie , Charlie! Where 's your coat?
CHARLIE
I haven 't got a coat.
CANDY MAN
Here, take my scarf; you 'll freeze to death .
CHARLIE
Thanks . You making your rounds?
CANDY MAN
Was hoping to, Charlie, but it's too cold! Just trying to get back to the shop
before the candy freezes. Help me paclk up, would ya?
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CHARLIE
Sure!
(HE drops a display case on the ground.)
CANDY MAN
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Oh, blast it! My fingers are so cold I can't feel 'em. S�y, Cha z wou d You
grab that box of Nut Crunchies for me? Don't want em to free e...
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CHARLIE
OK.
(CHARLIE spots a coin.)
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(CHARLIE)
Look at that! There's a coin lying right here in the snow.·
(picking it up)
A silver dollar!
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I think you musta dropped this.
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your folks.
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CANDY MAN
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take this for being such a good kid.
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(HE gives CHARLIE a Wonka bar.)
CHARLIE
Really?
CANDY MAN
Really. You look like you're starving.
(CHARLIE tears open the chocolate bar. Nothing in it but chocolate.)
. , CHARLIE
Mm ...1t s so good'.
(As if HE's describing a fine wine.)
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(CHARLIE)
A perfect blend of Belgian Dark choco late and New World light, with subt le
overton es of Moroccan espresso . Wonka's a geniu s!
(HE sighs, content.)
Thanks . I'd better get to school.
(CHARLIEcrossesto exit, stops, and crossesback to the CANDY MAN.)
Do you think I could have just one more? An' thi s time I'll pay for it.
CANDY MAN
Why not? I'd give ya' another one , but th e boss is pretty strict about
inventory . What 'll it be, Charlie , my boy?
CHARLIE
Well, I think I'll share this one with my family...Grandpa Joe likes the Whipple
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Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, but Grand ma Josephine likes the Nut-a-ri ffle.
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Combo bar. Just out. Here you go. I know you're going to share it and all, but
you might as well take a littl e taste. You know, to make sure you like it, too !
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(The CANDY MAN exits. CHARLIElooks at his last-chance bar of chocolate,

passing it back and forth from one hand to the other. Shimmering, mystical
music under.)
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CHARLIE
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ON THE ONE HAND ,

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YOU ARE JUST A BAR OF CHOC'LATE -

NO DIFF'RENT FROM THE REST!
ON THE OTH ER HAND ,
YOU'RE THE SUPERSTAR OF CHOC' LATE-
THE GOLDEN KEY
TO WILLY WONKA 'S TREASURE CHEST!
WHICHEVER YOU ARE,
I'M HOPIN G FOR THE BEST!
THINK POSITIVE! THI NK POSITIVE! THI NK POSITIVE!
(CHARLIEslowly peels back the cover the Wonka bar, revealingthe last Golden
Ticket. His ticket lights up.)
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LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!-SEE WHAT HAPPENED!

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE THINKING Posrr
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THINK POSITIVE! ... THINK POSITIVE!. .. Y
(The music comes to vibrant pulsating life!)
(CHARLIE alone on the street.)
(CHARLIE)
I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE
ANYTHING BUT CATASTROPHE!
BUT SUDDENLY I BEGIN TO SEE
A BlT OF GOOD LUCK FOR ME!
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' COS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!

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I' VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE IN MY EYE!

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I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SHINE-

NEVER A HAPPY SONG TO SING .
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BUT SUDDENLY HALF THE WORLD IS MINE!-

WHAT AN AMAZING THING!
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' COS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET! -

I'VE GOT A GOLDEN SUN UP IN THE SKY!
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(The stage is filled with a crowd of people, led by PHINEOUS TROUT, all eage
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to see the little boy who found the last Golden Ticket.)
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PHINEOUS TROUT
Ladies and Gentlemen, the last Golden Ticket has finally been found , right
here in the Great City ! What's your name, kid?
■ CHARLIE
Charlie, Charlie Bucket, sir.
PHINEOUSTROUT
Congratulations, Charlie Bucket! Your life's about to change!
(HE takes a photo of CHARLIE.)
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ALL
BOY, WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE-
NOW GOLDEN TICKET NUMBER FIVE
IS RIGHT HERE! IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND!
BOY, WHAT A DAY TO CELEBRATE!
BOY, WHAT A DAY TO LABEL GREAT!
WHEN EVERY DREAM THAT EVER YOU PLANNED'S
COMIN ' IN TO LAND!
DON ' T IT BEAT THE BAND?!
(CHARLIE bursts into the shack with excitement.)
CHARLIE
Grandpa Joe! Mom! Dad! I found it , the last Golden Ticket!
GRAND:PAJOE
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Don't tease us, Charlie-

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CHARLIE
But I did! Look!
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GRAND!PAJOE
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By all that's chocolate , Charlie, you did it! You did it! Holy Nut-a-riffic!
MR. BUCKET
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Wait a minute, wait a minute! The touir is today! I just saw them lining up in
front of Wonka 's factory. You'd better get moving!
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MRS. BUCKET
Come here, Charlie , let's wash your face!
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GRANDMAJiOSEPHINE
Shine your shoes!
GRANDMAGEORGINA
Are ya' wearin' clean underwear?
GRANDPA GEORGE
I forget. I've been stuck in this bed for so long !
GRANDMA JOSEPHINE
NOT YOU! CHARLIE!
GRANDPA GEORGE
I'm not Charlie! He is!
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MR . BUCKET
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Charlie , who would yo u like to go with you on the to ur ?

CHARLIE
Well I it'd be great if you could all come with me. But if I can only ch~~
on e ... then it has to be Grandpa Joe!
GRANDMAJOSEPHINE
He's too old!
GRANDPAGEORGE
Oh, no I'm not!
GRANDMA GEORGINA
Not, you! JOE!
GRANDPAGEORGE
Oh, he 's too old!
GRANDPAJOE
Who are yo u calling old? I've been waiting for thi s moment my entire life! Ge
me out of this bed, Charlie, an ' I'll race you to the factory!
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(GRANDPA/OE jumpsout of bed.HE is fully dressedin a suit and tie.)

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GRANDPA JOE
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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEETHE DAY

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//GOOD MORNING!-
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LOOK AT THE SUN!"

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GRANDPAJOE
I NEVERTHOUGHTTHATI WOULDBE
SLAPIN THELAPOF LUXURY!-
' COSI'D HAVESAID
IT COULDN'T BEDONE!
CHARLIE
BUTIT CAN BEDONE!
FAMILY
YES,IT CANBEDONE!
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CHARLIE
I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD CLIMB
OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY!-
BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S THERE THAT I'M
SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE!
'COS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!

'COS I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!
(GRANDPAJOEand CHARLIEare hoisted onto shoulders of a gathering crowd

and paraded to the factory.)
ALL
HE'S GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!
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CHARLIE
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE MY WAY!
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AND, WITH A GOLDEN TICKET,

IT'S A GOLDEN DAY!
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ALL
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WE NEVER EVER DARED TO THINK

THAT THERE WOULD BE A GOLDEN TIME
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WHEN BANG! IN A GLORIOUS GOLDEN BLINK

OUR LIVES WOULD BECOME SUBLIME!
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(The other GOLDENTICKET WINNERSand their CHAPERONESjoin the

parade.)
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'COS WE'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!
GOLDENTICKETWINNERS
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET!
ALL
WE' VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE OUR WAY!
AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET, IT'S A GOLDEN DAY!
CURTAIN
END OF ACT I
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SCENE 13: OUTSIDE WONKA'S FACTORY
28. AT THE GATES
(Outside the gate of Willy Wonka's Factory. A crowd has gathered including the
five GOLDEN TICKET WINNERS and their chaperones. PHINEOUS TROUT reports.)
PHINEOUS TROUT
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are coming to you live outside the gates of the Willy
Wonka Chocolate Factory, where history is about to be made! We've been told
Mr. Willy Wonka himself will soon emerge from behind these mysterious gates.
It seems something is happening, yes, yes! Here he comes now, the chocolate
genius of the century! Mr. Willy... Wonka!
(A hush falls over the crowd as WON.KA makes a spectacular entrance.)
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WONKA
YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR MIND
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THERE'S A WORLD OF ENDLESS FASCINATION -

NO MORE FUN PLACE TO BE
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THAN YOUR OWN IMAGINATION!

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YOU CAN DREAM ANY DREAM-

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YOU CAN SAVOUR E VERY SITUATION!

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LIFE IN THERE'S
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A SENSATIONAL SENSATION!
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IF YOU WANT TO SEE MAGIC LANDS,

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOU WILL SEE ONE!_
WANNA BE A DREAMER?- BE ONE!_
ANY TIME YOU PLEASE-
AND PLEASE SAVE ME ONE!
THERE IS NO PLACE TO GO
TO COMPARE WITH YOUR IMAG
INATION'
SO GO THERE TO BE FREE
IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE!
PHINEOUS TR
OUT
Mr. Wonka! Mr. Wonka! May I have
a few words?
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(WONKA speaks directly into PHINEOUS TROUT 's microphone.)
WONKA
Certainly. Mukluk ...supercilious ...and ...pianoforte. Three of my very favorites!
Thank you . Lovely speaking with you ...Come forward, my little friends! Gather
round!
(THEY do and nearly trample PHINEOUS TROUT as HE exits .)
Welcome to my factory! Augustus Gloop, please step forward .
AUGUSTUS
Here ist mein Golden Ticket, Mr. Vonka. Does zis mean I can haf somesing now
to eat? Ah, Ah, CHOO!
MRS. GLOOP
He has ein a co]d, poor baby, ein grosser geschnuffel.
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VERUCA
(rudely interrupting)
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My name is Veruca Salt.

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WONKA
That's your misfortune, not mine. I always thought a veruca was a wart , but
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you don't look like a wart at all...more of a mole, or perhaps a bunion-

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MR. SALT
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How ya' doing, Wonka? Salt's the name and nuts the game! I'm totally nuts!
Nuts for nuts, that is! An operation like this must go through a million nuts ...
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WONKA
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Make that a million and one-your ticket?

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VERUCA
Here's your silly ticket . Can I have it back after the tour?
WONKA
(tearing up the Golden Ticket)
Of course you can, my dear . Of course .
(beat)
Violet Beauregarde!
VIOLET
I hear ya' . Here's our ticket .
(SHE snaps her gum.)
WONKA
There is no gum-chewing allowed on the tour .
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VIOLET
But you MAKE gum!
MRS. BEAUREGARDE
Mr. Wonka asked you to remove your gum, Violet dear. Do we need to
negotiate?
VIOLET
Psycho-babble, whatever.
(SHE places the gum behind her ear.)
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ii Mike Teavee?
WONKA
(beat)
Mr. Mike Teavee and guest? Your Golden Ticket, please.
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(MIKE is watching a mini handheld TV.)

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MIKE
Hold your golden horses a minute, professor! There's a Geico and a Nike
commercial coming up. You don't often get a Geico and a Nike back-to-back!
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MS. TEAVEE
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I'm sorry. Here's our ticket, Mr. Wonka.

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WONKA
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Scrumptious. Oh, and Mike, I'm happy to announce that there's no television
reception in the factory.
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MIKE
None?
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WONKA
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None what-so-ever...
(HE laughs maniacally.)
Chuck Bucket?
GRANDPA JOE
It's Charlie, Mr. Wonka. Charlie Bucket. Here's our ticket .
I Hello, Mr. Wonka.

CHARLIE
WONKA
So you're Charlie Bucket? Odd coincidence you finding your ticket at the verY
last minute of the very last day...
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GRANDPA JOE
Now see here, Mr. Wonka, our ticket's as good as-
WONKA
Pleasure to meet you, too, Mr.-
GRANDPA JOE
Oh, you already know me, Mr. Wonka . Joe Bucket. I used to work for you .
WONKA
Congratulations! So did I! Well, then, let's proceed . We start with a contract .
(A giant contract drops from above.)
Raise your right hand .. .l, insert your name here ...
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KIDS
I (they say their names) ...
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WONKA
Hereby swear not to touch, malign, assign ...
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KIDS
...touch, malign, assign ...
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WONKA
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... clutch, sha re, tear, or wear, none such, party of the first part, under penalty
fitting of the grievance should such grievance occur, not valid in all states, see
store for details, objects in mirror may be larger than they appear, do you so
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swear?
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KIDS
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We swear.
MR. SALT
Not without my lawyer . Let me give him a ring .
WONKA
No mobile phones. Sign or leave ... Good! Now are there any questions?
(While the KIDS sign the contract, the PARENTS chat.)
MR. SALT
Hey, Wonks-how long do you think this thing'll take? I gotta meeting in
twenty ...
WONKA
Any questions from the children ...
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MRS. GLOOP
Mr. Vonka, how long until ve may haff ein snack? Augustus has low blood
Ii sugar.
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MS. TEAVEE
(snapping a photo, using her cell phone)
Pose with Mr. Wonka, Mike! Come on! Pose with Mr. Wonka! Oh, wait 'til I
I send this to grandma!
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WONKA
(taking the cell phone away from her and placing it in his coat pocket)
And absolutely no photography of any kind!
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Mr. Vonka-just how many rooms has your factory?
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WONKA
Good question, Augustus.
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(WONKA)
IN THE WONKA CHOCOLATE FACT'RY,
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THERE ARE SEV'RAL THOUSAND ROOMS-

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OOH, OOH, OOH!
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WONKA
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT SOME OF THEM ARE!
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(HE points in various directions with a laser pointer.)

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IN THIS ROOM HERE ARE THE LUMINOUS LOLLIES

FOR EATING IN BED AT NIGHT!
AND IN THAT ROOM THERE THE EXPLODING SWEETS
FOR WHEN ENEMIES START A FIGHT!
I IN THIS ROOM HERE IS THE ROCK CANDY MINE

I THEY SAY THAT IT'S THREE MILES DEEP!
AND IN THAT ROOM THERE
ARE THE MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS-
TO MUNCH WHEN YOU JUST CAN'T SLEEP!
......
R OA L D D AHL ' S WILL Y Wo N KA 2· A CT - 53 -
VEJRUCA
LITTLE ROOMS ,
AUGUSTUS
BIG ROOMS ,
VIOLET
HIGH ROOMS ,
?vlIKE
LOW ROOMS-
WONKA
SEVENTEEN HUNDRED CANDY SHOWROOMS!
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CHARLIE
SMALL ROOMS ,
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VERUCA AND AUGUSTUS

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TALL ROOMS,
ALL
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BATHROOMS, BALLROOMS-
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WONKA
AND YOU' LL FIND CHOC'LATE IN ALMOST ALL ROOMS!
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IN THIS ROOM HERE AJRETHE CHOC ' LATE COWS-

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FROM WHICH WE GET CHOC'LATE MILK!

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AND IN THAT ROOM Tl:..rEREARE THE HOT ICE-CREAMS!-

FOR A COLD DAY - SMOOTH AS SILK!
KIDS
AND IN EV'RY ROOM
ARE CHOCOLATE MIRACLES!-
TREATS BEYOND COMPARE! -
WONKA
DRIVING RIVALS TO DESPAIR!-
YOU SHOULD SEE THEM TEAR THEIR HA IR!
AND ALL BECAUSE OF--
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THIS ROOM HERE!
VIOLETAND MOM
AND THI S ROOM HERE! -
VERUCA AND MR. SALT

AND THIS ROOM HERE! -
AUGUSTUSAND MRS. GLOOP

UND DIES' RAUM HIE R!-
CHARLIEAND GRANDPAJOE
AND THI S ROOM HERE!-
WONKA
OH, YES!- AND THAT ROOM TH ERE!
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30 . FACTORYREVEAL
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(WON.KAgathersthe KIDSdownstage, the lights transitiondefiningthe space

as if the wallsand ceilingare closingin on the KIDS.The audioeffectto
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WONKA's microphon e shouldalsodefine the spaceasgetting smaller and

smaller.)
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AUGUSTUS
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Is ze room getting smaller, or am I gettingtaller? Ah-ah-C HOO!

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MRS.GLOOP
Gesundheit!
WONKA
Step center, quickly. I'd hate to lose any of you so early in our journey.
VIOLET
We'll be crushed! Is this some sort of joke?
WONKA
Yes!Isn't everything?Stand here, in the center. Now! Now! NOW!
(THEYdo so. A smallpin lightilluminates ;ust WONKA'S eyes.)
ROALD DAH L' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT - 55 -
(WONKA)
IF YOU WANT TO SEE MAGIC LANDS,
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOU WILL SEE ONE .
WANNA BE A DREAMER?
BE ONE .
ANYTIME YOU PLEASE-
AND PLEASE SAVE ME ONE!
ALL
PLEASE SAVE ME ONE!
SCENE 14: THE CHOCOLATE SMELTING ROOM
WONKA
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There! It's all candy! All edible . And the chocolate river-every single drop is
the finest liquid chocolate known to man .
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MRS. GLOOP
How much chocolate is in that river?
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WONKA
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swimming pool in the country . I'd say five million gallons ...wouldn 't I? And
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why not? Then again, it could be five million and one!
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What are all those pipes for?

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WONKA
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Ah! Once the chocolate has been churned to creamy perfection, the pipes
carry its yummy goodness to each and every room of my factory.
MRS. GLOOP
Imagine, Augustus. Hot und cold running chocolate!
AUGUSTUS
Herr Vonka, I vant to taste some hot und cold running chocolate!
WONK.A
No matter how tempting-and isn't it deliciously tempting?-you must NOT
under ANY circumstances TOUCH the chocolate!
VERUCA
(indicating above the audience)
Look over there! It's some sort of creature!
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Free ze! Put your hands in the air where I can see 'em, punk.
(AUGUSTUS puts his hands in the air, convinced he's been caught tasting the
chocolate.)
WONKA
No need to worry. That, my friends, is an Oompa-Loompa!
--
CHARLIE
A zombie worker!
-
WONKA
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Not a zombie worker. A refugee.
VIOLET
From where, Wonka?
(AUGUSTUS sneaks a drink from the chocolate river.)
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WONKA
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All of my workers are Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland.
MRS. BEAUREGARDE
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Now see here, Wonka, I am a geography teacher and-
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WONKA
Then you should know all about Loompaland-with its thick jungles infested
by hornswogglers and snozzywanglers, and all those terrible wicked old
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whangdoodles!
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(AUGUSTUS sneaks a larger taste of the chocolate.)
VERUCA
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Whangdoodles? There's no such thing!
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WONKA
There certainly are, my dear-and wouldn't a whangdoodle just love to sink
her super-sharp, vicious little fangs into you! Augustus, didn't I say quite
recently that my super-special chocolate must never be touched by human
hands?... Especially yours.
(Overwhelmed, AUGUSTUS kneels next to the chocolate river, slurping
recklessly.)
AUGUSTUS
Too late!
(slurping wildly)
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GRANDPAJOE
Great, he's gonna give his cold to million s of people!
(VIOLET defiantly blow s a bubbl e behind WONKA 's back.)
AUGUSTUS
It's so good! I think I'm schokolad en -:getruncken . Ah ...Ah ...Ah...CHOOO!!!
31. DRUNK ON CHOCOLATE
(AUGUSTUS falls into the chocolate river, head first.)
KIDS
Augustus! Augustus!
VIOLET
Where'd he go?!
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MIKE
He's been sucked under th e chocolate!
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MRS. GLOOP
Shvim, Augustus! Shvim!
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VERCUA
Look! Augustus is in that pipe! The bi:gone!
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WONKA
But not big enough, it seems! Not even I have need for a Gloop-sized pipe!
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MRS. GL00P
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Augustus! Get out of zat pipe zis very instant !

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CHA!RLIE
He looks like he 's stuck!
GRANDPAJOE
He is stuck, Charlie!
MRS. GLOOP
Oh I mein Gott in Himm el! He is geschttucken!
WONKA
5-4-3-2-
(A UGUSTUS is sucked up the pip e.)
MRS. GLOOP
Augustus! Augustus!
(An Oompa-Loompa enters.)
WONKA
:Ve've had a slight early setback , I'm afraid, and lost a ~reat big fat greedy c .
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n the ch ocolate river . It's a shame really; the boy certainly seemed to kn htld
food. owhis
I MRS. GLOOP
He'll be mashed like ein marshmallow!
WONKA
II Impossible! That pipe goes nowhere near the Marshmallow Room! It leads to
the Strawberry Dipping Room .
MRS. GLOOP
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Strawberry Dipping Room?
WONKA
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Where he will be heated to a temperature of eighty-eight degrees Fahrenheit-

I or is that Celsius? I do mix the two up so often ...sometimes with tragic
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consequences . In any case, someone will accompany Mrs. Gloop to the

Strawberry Dipping Room, and when you get there take a long , sharp stick and
start poking around the big choco late-mixing barrel. There's a pretty good
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chance you'll find him there . But hurry! If you leave him too long he' s likely tc
be poured into the fudge boiler and that would be a tragedy!. .. Could damage
the machinery ...
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MRS . GLOOP
Und Augustus vould be damaged, too!
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Frau Glo op, Augustus was damaged a long time ago-the rest of the tragedy,as
far as I'm concerned, would be the wasted cho colate . Goodb ye, Mrs . Gloop,
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and good luck. Ladies and Gentlemen, please follow closely as we continu e ou
tour ...
32 . LIGHTS OUT 1
(WONKA gestures for AUGUSTUS's Golden Ticket to go dark .)
(MRS . GLOOP is escorted offstage by th e Oompa-Loompa .)

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J3. ooMPA -lOOM
OOMPAS 1-5
OOl'vfPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE -DOO!
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU!
00.tl.1PA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DEE!
IF YOU ARE WISE, YOU' LL LISTEN TO ME !
AUGUSTUS
VOT DO YOU GET VEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SVEETS? -
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS!
VOT ARE YOU AT, GETTING TERRIBLY FAT?
OOMPAS
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WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT?
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I DON'T LIKE TH E LOOK OF IT!

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IF YOU ' RE NOT GREEDY, YOU WILL GO FAR!

YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS , TOO!
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LIKE THE OOMPA-LOOMPA -

DOOM-PA -DEE-DO!
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WONKA
We are now going to make the next part of our journey by boat!
34. PINK CANOY B
(A pink boa t tracks onto the stage. We hear a paddle -wheel and the sloshing of
chocolate.)
(WONKA)
Please step up and in. Watch your step-Violet! Do NOT lick the boat ! You'll
only make the ship sticky .
VERUCA
(batting her eyes)
Excuse me , Mr. ,Nonka, I just love your hat! It re~lly set s off your eyes, but of
course you have great taste! You know: I would simpl y adore a pink cand y
boat... and mayb e on e of those sweet httl e Oompa -Loompa s to dri ve it for m e!
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OK! OK'. I know when it's time toge~~: of a boatride, huh? A little joke i~l<:e,
Wonka-and don 't take me on too m ere.
ne day!
\I Get it? You may need my nuts 0
woNKA
. speakingclearly)
(coughing into his hands but 11
st,
A bad parent says what?
MR. SALT
What?
WONKA
I said ...
(coughinginto his hands again)
a bad parent says what?
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MR. SALT
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What?
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Exactly .
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VIOLET
Hey, Wonka! Where the heck are you taking us?
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JS. THERE'SNO KNOWING
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darkerpart of our imaginations. Projectionsof frightening images appear on the

walls of the theater.)
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WONKA
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE GOING! -
THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY TO KNOW!
SO WE'RE SIMPLY TO AND FROING-
SLOWLY GETTING VERTIGO!
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TO THE SOUTH THE WIND IS BLOWING-
TO THE NORTH THERE MAY BE SNOW!
TO THE WEST THE MOON IS GLOWING-
TO THE EAST A COCK MAY CROW!
SIN CE WE SHOW NO SIGN OF SLOWING,

SOMEONE MUST KNOW WHERE WE ARE!
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OK! OK! I know when it's time to get out the ol' checkbook. Narne
Wonka-and don't take me on too much of a boatride, huh? A little ~iur P~c,
II Get it? You may need my nuts one day! 1 ke ther,
WONKA
(coughing into his hands but still speaking clearly)
A bad parent says what?
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MR. SALT
What?
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I said ...
WONKA
(coughing into his hand s again)

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Hey, Wonka! Where the heck are you taking us?
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darker part of our imagination s. Projections of frightening images appear 011tlu

walls of the theater.)
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WONKA
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE' RE GOING! -
THERE 'S NO EARTHLY WAY TO KNOW!
SO WE'RE SIMPLY TO AND FROING-
SLOWLY GETTING VERTIGO!
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TO THE SOUTH THE WIND IS BLOWING -
TO THE NORTH THERE MAY BE SNOW!
TO THE WEST THE MOON IS GLOWING-
TO THE EAST A COCK MAY CROW!
SINCE WE SHOW NO SIGN OF SLOWING,

SOMEONE MUST KNOW WHERE WE ARE!
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(WONKA)
BUT NO DESTINATION'S SHOWING-
SO IT'S ALL A BIT BIZARRE!
(Objects begin to float about manically in a Dahl meets Dali nightmare.)
MR. SALT
THOUGH OUR MOOD IS EASY-GOING,
MRS. BEAUREGARDE
LIKE A GAME OF TIC-TAC-TOE-
GRANDPAJOE
WE MUST CEASE THIS DILLY-DALLYING-
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WONKA
IT'S NO MYST'RY
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WHERE WE'RE GOING-

UNLIKE EDGAR ALLEN POE!
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TOGO!
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is gone, and we have been transported to the Inventing Room.)
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(Suddenly light and happy.)
WONKA
Here we are-in the Inventing Room! This is the nerve center of the entire
factory ; my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here.
(The chorus of Oompa-Loompas form a line across the back of the stage.
WONKA presses a button and the Oompa-Loompa furthest stage left presents a
large, brightly colored ball. Imitating the sounds and actions of a machine, the
Oompa-Loompa passes the ball to the next person, and he or she in tum passes
the ball down the line. Each Oompa-Loompa creates his or her own machine
movement and sound . The fourth Oompa-Loompa to receive the ball places the
ball behind his or her back using his or her right hand. With great fanfare, the
large ball is replaced with a smaller ball, painted exactly the same color.
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[The actor keeps t/,e first ball behind his or her back in the~
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th e le~ hand presents the smaller hall, whi ch was pre-set at the t a , Whil e
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scene .] Th e ma chin e continues down the line passin g the mediu:t f the
II a pau se and the m edium hall is repla ced with a smaller ball "'he
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replaces the small ball with a tiny gumba/1 . WONKA takes the gurnb Per so
th e OOMP,4-LOOMPA. All this accompani ed by a m echanical versional/from
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Oompa-Loompa th eme.) f the
(WONK.A)
Ta-DA! The everlasting Gummy Gourmet Gobstopper!
VIOLET
I■ I It looks like gum !
WONK.A
That' s because it IS gum .
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Gum ...
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Gum? Oh , no ...
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VIOLET
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Gum ...
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WONKA
Unfortunately, it's not perfected yet, so we must not chew it-
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(transport ed)
Gum ...
I ONLY HAVE ONE DREAM IN LIFE-
THERE'S VERY LITTLE TO IT -
TO OWN ONE STICK OF LIFELONG GUM -
AND ALL LIFE LONG TO CHEW IT!
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(VIOLET)
I'D CHEW IT ALL THROUGH CHILDHOOD .
I' D CHEW IT WHEN I WED!
IF I SURVIVE TO NINETY -FIVE,
I'LL CHEW IT 'TIL I'M DEAD!
(WON.KAseductively tempts VIOLET.)
WONKA
BUT THIS GUM HERE'S
MUCH BETTER THAN THAT ONE!
THIS GUM HERE
IS A THREE-COURSE DINNER!
PEA SOUP, ROAST BEEF
AN' BLUEBERRY ICE CREAM!
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BLUEBERRY IS THE NICEST ICE CREAM!

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EVEN AFTER A THREE-COURSE DINNER!
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WONKA
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But the blueberry ice cream!
VIOLET
I'll bet it's to die!
WONKA
That's what I'm worried about ...the DYE!
MIKE
YO, VIOLET, YOU'RE SO BUSTED!
VERUCA
THAT GUM IS GONNA DO IT!
ALL
HER CANDY FAME'S GONE DOWN THE DRAIN!
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I TOLD HER NOT TO CHEW IT!
VIOLET
TOO LATE, WILLY!
NOTHIN' TO IT!
'COS I KNOW JUST HOW TO CHEW IT!
THERE IS NO NEED TO POOH -POOH IT!
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DO IT!
(VIOLET runs offstage,or behind a piece of scenery,to transform into a
blueberry costume.)
CHARLIE
VIOLET, IT'S SO BAD FOR YOU!
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YO, VIOLET DUDE, YOU' RE TURNIN ' BLUE!
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MRS. BEAUREGARDE
THAT ROTTEN LOUSY GUM,
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I KNEW IT!
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BLUEBERRY BLUE AND FAT AS SUET!
(VIOLET enters. SHE has been transformed into a blueberry.)
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YUCK!
I GUESS I BLEW IT!
BLEW IT! BLEW IT! BLEW IT!
■ (The stage turns purple. There is a loud II explosion " as if VIOLEThas bur~
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like a gum bubble blown too large, followed by a hissing noise. The CAST
propelled offstage.)
(VIOLET, AUGUSTUS, and the OOMPAStake the stage.)

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OOMPAS AND AUGUSTUS

OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DOO!
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU!
OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DEE!
IF YOU ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME!
VIOLET
GUM CHEWING'S FINE WHEN IT'S ONCE IN A WHILE-
IT STOPS YOU FROM SMOKING AND BRIGHTENS YOUR SMILE!
BUT IT'S REPULSIVE, REVOLTING , AND WRONG!
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CHEWING AND CHEWING ALL DAY LONG!

JUST THE WAY A COW DOES!
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(four chews)
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OOMPA-LOOMPA -DOOM -PA-DEE-DAH-

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GIVEN GOOD MANNERS YOU WILL GO FAR!

YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS, TOO!
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GIRLS
LOOM-
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DOOM -PA-DEE-DO!
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(WON.KA and the remainin g GROUP enter.)
WONKA
■' Well, well, well. Two naughty little children gone . How delightful!
(WON.KA gestures for VIOLET's Golden Ticket to go dark .)
(WONKA)
Three good littl e children left ...or right ...or wrong ...We'Il see .
CHARLIE
Mr . Wonka, will Violet ever be all right , or wilJ she always b e a blueberry?
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WONKA
Very probably . At least I hope so . Pity, really. She showed such promise as a
gum prodigy . Come along, ther e's so much see to more . Stop . Reverse that. Ah
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(The stage and audience fills with bubbles.)
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Bubbles? Do they ta ste like candy? Mr. Wonka, sweetie, I WANT BUBBLES
THAT TASTE LIKE CANDY!!!
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WONKA
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Actually, the bubbles taste like soap for childr en with dirty mouths . It's what
the bubbles DO that is remarkable .
MS. TEAVEE
II What do they do, Wonka?
WONKA
Just one sip of my fizzy lifting drink and you wiJI float on air.
MIKE
Float on air? Whoa!-
WONKA
Unfortunately, my legal advisors h ave forbidden our taking even the tinie_s~ g
taste . Something to do with air traffic cont rol. Come along, I've more excitin
things to show you .
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(THE GROUP exits . CHARLIE discovers his shoe is untied and be nd5 to tie it.
Suddenly .HE and GRANDPA JOE find themselves alone .)
CHARLIE
Where's Mr. Wionka? And the kids?
GRANDPA JOE
They've left us behind .
(CHARLD ~ notices a bottle sitting on a ladder.)
CHARLIE
Grandpa Joe, what's that?
OOMPA LOOMPA 1
TRY IT!
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CHARLIE
Who's there? Hello?
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OOMPA LOOMPA 2
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OOMPA LOOMPA 3
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Should we?
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Well, I suppose one tiny taste wouldn't do any harm .
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(GRANDPA JOE takes one drink and floats into the air a bit. CHARLIE tarkes a
sip and ri.ses even higher. CHARLIE takes one final gulp and rises even higher.)
(CHARLIE)
I'tv1 FLYING!
GRANDPA JOE
I':tvl FLYING!
CHARLIE
THERE'S NO SENSATIO N
THAT'S QUITE AS SENSATIONAL
AS FLYING!
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THRILLING, FULFILLING
AND HIGHER EDUCATIONAL
AS FLYING!
CHARLIE
IT'S INSPIRATIONAL-
GRANDPAJOE
AND RECREATIONAL-
BOTH
TRYING!
WAY, WAY UP THERE IN MIDAIR-
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TO BE TOUCHING THE SKY!
GRANDPA JOE
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WHICH I GUESS rs WHY

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I'M REELING
AT MY DEATH -DEFYING!
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FLYING I LOVE!
THERE IS NO HIGH
I THAT'S AS HIGH
AS THE HIGH
I I AM TRYING!
FLYING
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What's that sound?
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I'm not sure . It's getting louder though ...we'd
better float down .
GRANDPA JOE
Look up, Charlie! It's ,a fan! It's sucking us up! Try
to float down!
CHARLIE
I can 't!
GRANDPA JOE
Try, Charlie, try!
CHARLIE
I can't!
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GRANDPA JOE
It's gonna cut us to bits!
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CHARLIE
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Think Positive!
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the ground .)
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CHARLIE
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Ah, that's better!
GRANDPA JOE
Wait! Burping is the answer!
CHARLIE
Burp!
GRANDPA JOE
BURRRRRRP!
CHARLIE
Burp! This is FUN! \!\Thee !
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OH, HOW I LOVE TO BURP! (BURP)
GRANDPA JOE
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PEOPLE BURP FROM ATLANTA TO ANTWERP UR BU )
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CHARLIE
FROM JOHN WAYNE TO WYATT EA RP,
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CHARLIE
EVERY GUY LOVES TO B- U- R-P! (BURP)
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HAPPY BURPDAY TO ME! (BURP)
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(WONKA, VERUCA, MIKE and their PARENTS have continued the tour.
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WONKA guides them through the maze of towers as CHARLIE slips into the
back of the line.) I
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WONKA I,
You see, Veruca, cocoa beans contain a variety of chemicals, the primary w
psychoactive components being theobromine and caffeine. Now, just step this
way and-
(CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE join the group.)
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Charlie, do stay with the group. We wouldn't want you to float away, now
would we?
(VOICE OVER: 11GOOD NUT".)
And next we have ...
(Musical chord-then: VOICE OVER "BAD NUT".)
The Nut Room!
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(Several children play squirrels. Each SQUIRREL picks up a nut, takes it u~ a

ramp, and deposits it into a hopper. A voice judges the nut: "GOOD NUT.
This action continues throughout the scene.)
MS. TEAVEE
Mr. Wonka, are those squirrels?
WONKA
Thus explaining their enormous similarity to squirrels! These squirrels can
remove a walnut from its shell in one piece and at the same time sort the good
nuts from the bad nuts .
VERUCA
They're so adorable! Here, squirrelly-squirrelly!
WONKA . . .
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Veruca, whatever you do, DO NOT DISTURB the squirrels! They are 1n training .
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See here, Wonka, I want a squirrel! And what I want, I GET!

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MR. SALT
Right! Checkbook's ready!
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VERUCA
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I want a squirrel and an Oompa-Loompa!
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(musical tag)
I want a squirrel and an Oompa-Loompa and a pink candy boat and while
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we're at it-
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(VERUCA crosses to the SQUIRRELS, trying to catch one . The VOICE OVER
fades out during the song.)
I WANT A FEAST -
I WANT A BEAN FEAST!
CREAM BUNS AND DONUTS AND FRUITCAKES WITH NO
NUTS-
SO GOOD YOU COULD GO NUTS! -
GIVE 'EM TO ME NOW!
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(VERUCA)
I WANT A BALL.
I WANT A PARTY.
PINK MACAROONS
AND A MILLION BALLOONS
AND PERFORMING BABOONS,
AND GIVE 'EM TO ME NOW!
I WANT A PARTY WITH ROOMFULS OF LAUGHTER

I WANT A TON OF ICE CREAM!
AND IF I DON'T GET THE THINGS I AM AFTER
I'M GONNA SCREAM!
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I WANT THE WORKS-

I WANT THE WHOLE WORKS!
PRESENTS AND PRIZES AND SW EETS AND SURPRISES
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OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES-AND NOW!

DON'T CARE HOW! -
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I WANT IT NOW!
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SHE WANTS THE WHOLE WORLD.

SHE WANTS TO LOCK IT ALL UP IN HER POCKET.
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GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
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ALL
SHE WANTS TODAY.
SHE WANTS TOMORROW.
SHE WANTS TO WEAR 'EM LIKE JEWELS IN HER HAIR
VERUCA
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHARE 'EM.
GIVE 'EM TO ME NOW!.
I WANT TO RIDE IN A FINE CRY STAL CARRIAGE.

I WANT EACH DAY TO BE SPRING.
AND WHEN THE TIME COMES TO THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE,
I WANT A KING!
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ALL
SHE WANTS THE STARS
UP IN THE HEAVENS-
VENUS AND SATURN ARRANGED IN A PATTERN.
VERUCA
CAN'T WAIT TO WEAR THAT ON MY BROW!
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DON'T CARE HOW!
SHE WANTS IT NOW!
VERUCA
DON'T CARE HOW!
I WANT IT NOW!!!!
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(VERUCA jumps onto the chute and down the chute. VOICE OVER "Bad
Nut".)
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MR. SALT
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Veruca! Darling! Be careful! Aaaaah!

(VOICE OVER: "Very bad nut." HE chases a~er her, falling into the chute as
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Those two were nuts!
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MS. TEAVEE
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Why? Where does that chute lead to, Wonka?
WONKA
That particular chute leads to the garbage incinerator. But don't worry, there's a
chance it may not be lit today.
GRANDPA JOE
A chance?
WONKA
Yes, well, it's generally only lit every other day. I can't remember if today is a
burn day ...Hm ... Guess we'll find out. Shame really, she was so deliciously bossy
self-centered, thoughtless and uneducated. Would've made a wonderful '
politician! Ah, well ... Onward and upward, backward and forward, off we go.
Please exit this way; I will be with you in a moment .
- 74 - ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT
(WON.KA gestures for VERUCA's Golden Ticket to go dark. WON KA is alone

stage for a moment. It is a sad moment. HE has lost another candidate. HE on
sighs heavily and exits the stage.)
4S. OOMPA-LOOMPA 3
OOMPA 1
OOMPA
II LOOMPA
OOMPA2
OOMPA 3
DOOM-PA-DEE-DOO-
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ALL
I I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU!
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OOMPA4
OOMPA
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OOMPA 5
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OOMPA 1
DOOM-PA-DEE-DEE-
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VERUCA
WHO DO YOU BLAME WHEN YOUR KID IS A BRAT?
PAMPERED AND SPOILED LIKE A SIAMESE CAT!
BLAMING THE KID IS A LIE AND A SHAME-
ALL
YOU KNOW EXAC TLY WHO'S TO BLAME!
BOYS
THE MO THER-
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GIRLS
AND THE FATHER!
ALL
OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DAH-
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR!
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS, TOO!
OOMPA 1
LIKE THE
OOMPA 2
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OOMPA 3
LOOMPA-
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VERUCA
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DOOM-PA-DEE
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remove goggles {Tom a box .)
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Right, now everybody must wear their protective gear . Good. Please place the
goggles over your eyes . Fantastic. And welcome to the Chaco-Vision Room .
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SCENE 19: c :eocO -VISION ROOM
46. CHOCO- VISI NROOM
GRANDPA JOE
What is this place? Some sort of television studio?
MS. TEAVEE
Of cours e, for making Wonka commercials -
WONKA
Wrong . You atre all familiar with how television work s?
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Yeah. Big deal. What's this thing do?
WONKA
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I'm sorry, I'm a bit deaf in that ear.
MIKE
I said, what's this thing do?
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WONKA
Sorry, I'm a bit deaf in that ear as well.
GRANDPA JOE
What's the loompy-doompy doing?
WONKA
Well, you see, television gave me a wonderful idea! If you can send a picture
via television, why not a candy bar?
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MIKE
T hat's impossible!
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WONKA
It's VERY possible! Imagine sitting at home watching TV and suddenly you see
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a commercial-"Try a Wonka bar, try it now!"-And poof, there it is! A simple
l1 touch of that switch RIGHT THERE- but-it's not been properly tested,
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therefore NOBODY must touch it!
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Hey, watch me! I'm gonna be on TV!
(MIKE throws the switch and jumps in front of the camera. A flash pot fires!
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POOF! MIKE disappears. Lights chase above towards the opposite side of the
stage.)
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CHARLIE
He's gone!
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Oh, dear, I do hope some part of him is not left behind! We've never
transmitted a person before ...
CHARLIE
Look! Something's happening!
(An Oompa-Loompa lowers a miniature version of MIKE on the opposite sid e of

the stage.)
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(MIKE has become a pupp et-with a very high-pitched chipmunk-like voice.)
MIKE
Dude, look at me! I'm the first person ever to be sent by television!
WONKA
Mike, I told you not to touch!
(WON.KA grabs the puppet.)
MIKE
That was your first mistake, fool! I wanna do it again and again! Put me down.
Put me down! I wanna be on TV!
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WONKA
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MS. TEAVEE
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WONKA
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48. LIGHTS OUT
(WON.KA gestures for MIKE's Golden Ticket to go dark; HE removes a

handkerchief and wipes his brow sadly, exiting the stage.)
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OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA-DEE-DEE
II IF YOU ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME!
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MIKE
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A GLUT OF T.
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A PAIN IN THE NECK AND AN I.Q. OF
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MIKE
WH Y DON'T YOU TRY SIMPLY RE ADING A
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YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS!
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TURN OFF THE TV AND YOU'LL BE A STAR!
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS, TOO! -
LIKE THE OOMPA-LOOMPA
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SOLO
OOMPA-
SOLO
LOOMPA-
ALL
DOOM-PA-DEE-DO!
MIKE
DOOM-PA-DEE-DO!
so. LIGHTS OUT S
(WON.KA enters the stage alone. Forlorn, HE gestures for CHARLIE's Golden
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Ticket to go dark. Set transition to the gates of WONKA's factory.)

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WONKA
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their chocolate . Other than that, the day has been a total waste of time and
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CHARLIE
Um ... Good-bye, Mr . Wonka .
(WON.KA begins to close the gates of the factory. CHARLIE hesitates.)
CHARLIE
Just a moment . Mr. Wonka. I don't deserve a lifetime supply of chocolate-I
tasted the fizzy lifting drink and I broke the rules . And I'm very sorry. But
thank you for a wonderful day and the most wonderful tour of your factory. It
was better than Christmas .
(CHARLIE starts to exit. Wonka watches him go, smiles then:)
WONKA
Bless you , Charlie-you just did it! You DID it!
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Did what , Mr. Wonka?
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See here , Mr. Wonka! It wasn't Char li.e! It was MY fault! l was th e one Wh
suggested we taste the fizzy lifting drmk! o
WONKA
so you are both to blame--but I haven 't got time for that now! J creat d .
entire competition with just one purpose in mind-to find the perfecte this
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I don't und ers tand ...
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This whole thing was a test of character, Charlie . 1 carefully selected all the
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(THEY have arrived at an elevator.)
CHARLIE
This one?
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No, that one!
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(CHARLIE presses the button. The doors of the elevator open . Elevator
plays The Candy Man .)
GRANDPA JOE
Where are you taking us, Wonka? I thought the tour was over.
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WONKA
Oh, that tour was pure theatre! Nothing but cotton candy and treacle designed
to test each candidate . OUR tour is just beginning! Charlie, press that button
way up there . No! Not that one! THAT one .. Good. Now hold on . We're going
up and out!
(CHARLIE presses the button. The Wonkavator begins to shake.)
GRANDPA JOE
Up and out?
(The sounds of a rocket launching is heard. The Wonkavator is really moving
now.)
WONKA
Hold on tight! This is it! Here we go!!!
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WHEEEE!
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WE' RE FLYING!
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MUCH MORE THAN THE LAST TIME-
CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE

IS FLYING!
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MAST'RING DISASTER
IN DOUBLE QUICK FAST TIME -
BY FLYING!
IT'S SO INVITING -
CHARLIE
EXCITING-
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(KIDS AND OOMPA -LOOMPAS)

WONKA
THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH LOTS OF OUR YOUTH!

NOT EV'RYBODY LIKES TELLING THE TRUTH!
2-ACT
TELLING THE TRUTH STARTS A BEAUTIFUL BUZZ-

ISN 'T IT NICE WHEN SOMEONE DOES!?
IT COULD BE CONTAGIOUS!
(The KIDS are greeted by their PARENTS. Everyone hugs and exits the stag e.
WON.KA, CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE ent er, having exited th e Wonkavator
offsta ge.)
GRANDPA JOE
Guess they learned their lesson! Wonka, what are all those trucks doing?
WONKA
Delivering the booby prizes.
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What are the booby prizes?
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Their lifetime supply of chocolate.

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If that's the booby prize , what's the real prize?
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Charlie, how much do you love my factory?
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I think it's the most wonderful and incredible and exciting place in the whole
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wide world!
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I'm pleased to hear you say that, young Charlie Bucket , because from this
moment on, it's yours!
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(totally gobsmacked)
I-I'd love to, Mr. Wonka ...b-but I can't leave my mom and dad, and
Grandma Josephine and-
WONKA
You don't have to .
(carelessly)
That's all been taken care of-look !
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(The GRANDPARENTS' bed is rolled 011
CHARLIE
I d Mom! Dad! Grandma and randpa! What does this mean, Mr. Wonka?
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It means your entire family can live with you here at the factory!
(kneeling to CHARLIE)
So now what do you say, Charlie?
CHARLIE
I SAY "Yes," Mr. Wonka!-1 would truly, positively, absolutely LOVE to!
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NOW CHARLIE MAKES
EVERYTHING HE BAKES
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TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES!
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(Two Oompa-Loompas appear and escort CHARLIE offstage.)
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WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE?_
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SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW_
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SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW
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WONKA
COVER IT IN CHO COLATE AN D A MIRACLE OR TWO?
GRANDPA JOE
OUR CHARLIE CAN!
(Suddenly the entire COMPANY bursts into the scene.)
FULL COMPANY
OH, CHARLIE CAN!
WONKA
I KNOW THAT HE CAN!
BUCKET FAMILY
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FULL COMPANY
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WE KNOW THAT HE CAN'COS HE MIXES JT WITH LOVE AND

MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD !
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AND THE WORLD TASTES GOO D ' COS THE CANDY MAN
THINKS IT SHOULD!
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(WON.KA places the cape and hat on CHARLIE. CHARLIE's Golden Ticket
sparkles with chase lights as the curtain fa lls.)
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HERE IN THE SUB-STRATOSPHERE-

SOARING HIGH IN THE SKY!
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I AND WE NOW KNOW WHY
THERE IS NO FEELING
THAT'S QUITE LIKE THE FEELING
OF FLYING!
BUMPING YOUR HEAD ON THE CEILING OF HEAVEN ABovE,

IT'S SO APPEALING, WE' RE REELING ·
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FLYING WE LOVE!
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Look down there! It's your factory, Mr. Wonka!
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And look there! There are all the other kids just leaving ....
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Let's just swoop down and see if we can hear what they have to say !
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enter, restored to their former selves, and wiser for having learned their lessons.
They sing along with the Oompa-Loompas in the final moral of our story.)
■ S 1. OOMPA-LOOMPA / CANDY DREAMS
KIDS AND OOMPA-LOOMPAS

OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM -PA-DEE-DOO-
I'VE GOT A FINAL PUZZLE FOR YOU!
OOMPA-LOOMPA-DOOM-PA -DEE-DEE-
IF YOU ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME!
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Mom! Dad! Grandma and Gra ndpa! What does th is mean, Mr. Wonk,
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It mean s your en tir e family can live with yo u here at the factory!
(kn eeling to CHARLIE)
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NOW CHARLIE MAKES
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WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE? -
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SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW -
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02. Golden Age Of Chocolate.,.. ..... • • •· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·
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05 . The Candy Man.,... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . • • • · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · . . . ....... . · ·
I 09 . I Eat Mor e!.,........... . ......... • • · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · .. ..
14 . Think Positive.,.. ... ....... . ... • . • • • · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · • • ....
21 . I See It All on TV"' .......... ... ......... . ........... . .... . .......... . .. .
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53. Bows ......................................... ........ ................... •··
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school?! Are you crazy? Who needs school ?

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CHARLIE: Gra1ndpa Joe! Mom! Dad! I found it, the last Golden Ticket'
GRANDPA JOE: Don't tease us. Charlie-
CHARLIE : But I did! Look!
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MR. BUCKET: 'Wait a minute, wait a minute! The tour is today! I just saw them
lining up in front of Wonka's factory. You'd better get moving!
MRS. BUCKET : Come here, Charlie , let's wash your face!

GRANDMA JO:SEPHINE : Shine your shoes!
GRANDMA GEORGINA : Are ya' wearin' clean underwear? 4
GRANDPA GEl:>RGE: I forget. I've been stuck in this bed for so long'
GRAND MAJO :SEPHINE : NOT YOU! CHARLIE !
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I've got a Go ld . en T ick et!
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27 - I've Got A Golden Ticket

R OALD DA HL 's WILLY WO N KA 2-A CT 11 5
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way! _ _ __ _ __ _ _
en chance to mak e my
And with a Gold en Tick et It's a gold

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when bang! lo a g.lor - I - ous gold en blink , our lives would be - com e sub •
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gold en time when bang! In a glor • i • ous gold en blink , our lives would be - come sub •
y
ALL :
en Tick et! __ _ _ _ _
lime! 'Cos we've got a Go ld
COLbEN TICKET WINNERS :
lime! 1' ve got a Gold en
27 - I ' ve Got A Gold e n Ticket

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27 - I 've Got A Golden Tick et

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R O A l D D A H l ' S W I l l Y W o ,...K A 2 _A C T 11 7
At T he Gates [ill
din and gentlemen , we arc comi ng
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i ·ve outs•~
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s of the Willy Wonka Chocola te
is about to be made .
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If you waint to see ma • gic land s,
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Closeyour eyes and you one! Wan • na be a dr eam er?
will see
28 - At The Gates
- 118 _ ROALD DAHL 's WILLY WONKA 1-A CT
25 j mo/to rit]
An . y time you please And please save

Be one!
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place to go
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pare with yo ur I mag na tlon! So go there to ht
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ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA 2-A CT 1 19 -
In This Room Here

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In the
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sev - 'ral
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thou • sand rooms. I' ll show you wha t some of them
w w
u,ere are
KIDS:
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Pe
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are! In this room here are the lu - ml-nous lot - Ues for eat - ing In bed at
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night! And in that room there th e ex • plod • Ing sweets for when en• e - mies start a
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fitht! In this room here is the roc k can• dy m ine. T hey say that it's three miles
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An d in t hat room th ere a.re the marsh .
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mal • low
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p ll • lows to
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VERUCA: VIOLET: MI KE:
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AUGUSTUS:
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when you Just can't
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sleep!
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Lit • tie rooms,
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big rooms,
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high rooms, low rooms ,
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29 - In This Room He r e
120 _
ROA LD DAH L 'S If/I LLY lf/ONKA 2 - A CT
I (op1. spoken )
VERUCA&
II WONKA : (su n g) CHARLIE : AUGUSTUS :
I hun • drc.-d can dy show • room s! Sma ll roo ms, ta ll

rooms,
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bath • room s,
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ball - rooms,
WONl(A: (sung )
and
j
you ' ll find
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choc' late in
r 1r •r r al . most all
F
room s!
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room here this

the choc • "late arc cows we get choc • ' late milk ! And in
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that room th ere are t he hot ice • creams! For a co ld day. smooth as silk! And in
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ev - ' ry room att choc • ' late mir - a • cles! Treat5 be yond com pa.re! Driv. ing
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ri - vaJs to des . pair! You shou ld see them tear th eir hair! And
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I fill MIKE& Iaccel , I
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J/ VIOLET VERUCA& AUGUSTUS&
MS. TEAVEE: &MOM : MRS. GLOOP
:
MR. SALT :
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all
I
be . ~use of ... This room here! And thi s room
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here! And thi s room
- - here!
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C HAR LIE& WONKA : (sung)

GRANDPA JOE :
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di es ' raum hi er And th is roo m here! Oh ,

yes! And that room t her e!
29 - 111 This Room Her e

,,. ROALD DAHL ' S WILLY Wo
NKA 2-Acr 121
,pplaUSC'(rOIII
No 29 "ffl nu Boom Herr " Factory Reveal
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If you want to SN! mag le lands ,
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::.: your eyes and you will see one. Wan- na- be a dtt am er? Be oue.
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30 - Factory Rev e al
- 12 2 _ ' J" JLLY W ON KA 2-A CT
R OALD DAHL S "
Segue from Na 1Z • Uibc s Qu,1 , " Oompa-Loompa 1

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doom• pa• dee
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I 've got • tor
pt'r feet puz-zl c you!
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AUGUSTUS :
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ven you 11
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u :i • zle down
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sveets?
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If you are wise , you'll me! Vol do you get
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Eat . ing as mu ch ~ an el - e-pbanl Vot are youeats! at, gel • tin g ter • rl • bly fat ?
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pa Oom • pa • loom • - doom - pa-dee • dab! [f you' rt not grttd • y, you will go far!
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Un will 1.n hap • pi - nes.s too!
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Like the Oom pa loom .
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33 - Oompa-Loompa 1
► ROALD DAHL ' S WILLI' WO N K A 2-ACT 123 -
There's No Knowing
m
2 WONKA:
There's no know • lng where we ' re go • Ing!
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earth • ly way to know! So . we're slmp ly to and l'ro . Ing,
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~ slow · ly get •
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to the north there may be snow! To the west the moon ls glow . Ing,
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to the east a cock may crow! Since we show no sign of .
slow Ing,
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some one must know where we are! But no des . ti na tion's .
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so It's all a bit bl zarre!
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MR!I. BEAUREGARDE
:
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Though our niood ls eas. . y go • ing, Like a game or tic • tac toe,
MS. TEAVEE:
We must cease this dll • ly daJ - ly • ling, Shil • ly shal • ly • ing to and fro.
35 - There's No Knowing
,
124 _
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R OALD D A HL ' S WILLY WO N KA 2-A CT
I IDJ~rill bu ilding]
WONKA :
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I It 's no mys - t'ry where we 'tt go - Ing, un - like Ed - gar Al - len
II
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Quite
F •r
-
• part from our not
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know -
Ing, It's the on ly way
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KID S and PARENTS scream in hor:acry
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p ROALD DAHL 's WILLY WoNKA 2-ACT 125 -
d., ._.UnfortUnately , ;~~~~ ~rfected

wol"'-•' so we must not -
yet,
Chew It
~as.,ical (J =ca. 126) I VIOLET:
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I on • ly have one dream - .J J
in life, then's
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,er . y lit - tie to It, To own one slick of life • long gum and all life long to chew It! I'd
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chew it all through child - hood. J'd chew It when I wed! If I sur . vive to nine - ty - five, l'U
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chew It 'tlJ I'm dead! But this gum here's much bet - ter than that one! This gum here Is a thne-course din -nu!
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soup,
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Pea roast beef an' blue ber - ry ice cream! Blue ber-ry Is the
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nic • est Ice cnam! You may feel fat, but in fact , you'n thin • oer! _
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E - veo af - ter a three• course din · ner!
(VIOLET snatches the gum.from WONKA s hand and pops it into her mouth .) Mmm, it's delicious!
And it really does taste like pea soup! Oh , and here comes the roast beef! Fantastic! So tender & juicy!
J7
s
WONKA: But the blueberry ice cream!

VIOLET: I'll bet it' s to die !
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36 - Cltew It
126
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S Willi" Wo N KA i-A CT
~
I 49 WONKA: That's what I'm worried about.. .the DYE!
7 MIKE:
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Vlo .
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let ,
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yo u're
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so
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bu.« . ed!
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VEAUCA:
Thal
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gum is go n na do It! ~ lltt
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WONKA: VIOLET:
ca n · dy fame 's gone d own the dra in! I told her not to ebew it! Too late, WII • ly! Noth - In• to It!
67
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•Cos I know j im bo w to ebew it! There is no nttd to pooh- pooh It! AU I have to do Is do It!
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Vlo It's so bad ror you! Yo, Vlo • let, dude , you' re tum • in' blu e! Vlo - let what you go n • na do? JIISI
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MRS. BEAUREGAROE:
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stand the n, sing • log 'Am I Blue?' Yes, she's turn - Ing blue, it's true! Oh , Vio • let, you are now bright blue! That
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gum , I knew It! Blue • ber • ry blu e a nd
y
rot • ten lou · sy rat as su - et!
I gu es.~ I blew Ill ____ _ Blew it! _____ _
(V IOLET di sappea rs. Tire stage 111m s purple . There is a loud

"explosion" a.r if VIOLET ha s burst like a gum bubble blowrtIOI/ )
se. The CAST is propelledojfSIOgt
large.follow ed by a hissi11g11oi .
3
It!-------- - BLEW IT !
Blew
36 - Chew It
> ROALD DAH L' S WILLY WONKA 2-ACT 127 -
Oompa-Loompa 2
·~
~dcreepy( J ,,,ca. 142) I OOMPAS&
[I]
AUGUSTUS:
Oom • pa • loom • pa • doom- pa. dee . doo!
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got an• otb er puz .z lc for you ! Oom • pa . loom . pa . doom- pa . dee . dee!
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you arc wise, you'll lls•ten to me!
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chew-log's
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fine
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whe n It's
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once ln a whlle .
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stops you fro m smok • Ing and br ight. ens your smile! But It's re- pul • slve, re • volt Ing , and wrong!
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Oom • pa . loom - pa doom • pa • dee dab! Giv - en good man • ners,
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GIR LS: BOYS: GIRLS : BOYS:
you wW go
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You will Uve In
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too!
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Like the Oom . pa .
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37 - Oompa-Loompa 2
r - 128 _ R O ALD DAHL 's WILLY WoNKA ]-A C T
C HARLIE: Well, I suppose one tiny llL<tc

wouldn 't do any harm. Flying
[ In one(J. =c.68) j
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ing !_ _ ___ ____ _
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There's no sen sa lion sa- lion - al as
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fly Ing! Thrill Ing, ru1 . fill ing , and
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high ' r ed - u • ca-tio n -al
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as fly Ing! ____ _
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It 's In • spi • ra • tion • al, And rec re • a - tlon • al, Try log !__ _
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w .y, way up there in mid air, IO be touch - ing !ht
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GRANDPAJOE :
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guess is why
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there is no frd ing
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that' S
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like the feel - Ing
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of fly ing ! _ ____ _
quite
40 - Flying
RO ,H D DAHL 'S WILLY WO N KA 2 - ACT - 129 -
~HARJE
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Bump - Ing
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your
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brad
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on
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th e
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so high up
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a hove!
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love! _____ _ _ _ _ _ __ _
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- 130 - ROALD D .4 HL ' S W ILLY WO N KA ]-ACT
CHARLIE: Burp! This is FUN! mitt! BurpingSong @]

I Happy waltz cJ.= c. 68) I 0
CHARLIE:
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how
J love to
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JOE :
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burp ! lo Ant werp ! (burp!)
(burp !) Peo • pie burp rrom At Ian · ta
111 CHARLIE: [llJ GRANDPAJOE: CHARLIE:
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(burp !)
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From John
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to Wyatt
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Earp , Just
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bird s Ion lo chirp, Eve • ry
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ROA LD DAHL ' S WILLY WO N KA 2-ACT
131
I Want It Now!
vEAUC-'
· SALT
__
' S~ hhe11"'
fll~ : Rig ,
Wonka. I want a squirrel ,
et,edrbook' ! u1dy'
--.---,
• ht waltz (J.
= c. 78)
MR. SALT: I want a squ irrel and an Oompa-Loompa and
sng MA. SALT:I want a squirrel 1111d
an Oompa-Loompa l
I(O n cue) I a pink candy boat wltile we're at it-
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4 VERUCA:
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want
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feast .
want a ball.
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want a bean feast!
want a part y.
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Cream buns, and do - nuts , and fruit - cakes with no outs , so good you could go nuts!
Pink mac . a roons and a mil - lion bat loons and per form - ing ha boons, aod
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Give 'em_ to me now! want a par ty with

give 'em_ to me now!
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room - fuls of laugh - ter . want a ton or ice cream!
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And if don ' t get the thing s am af - ter , __ _
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scream! ________ __ _
I'm gon na
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(screams ) 4
43 I Wa11t It Now!
132 DAHL 's W I LLY WON K A 1-A c T
ROA l D
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want the wa nt the
wor ks.
I 11
I
II Pres - en t~ and prlz - es and sweets and sur Pris e:s or
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I 69
all shapes and siz - es, an d now! Don 't

care
111 75
11
Pe
how ! want it now!

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She wants world.

She wants lo dRy,
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J S he wants the whole wor ld.
11 She wants lo
se
mor row.
( 89 VERUCA:
(Both rimes)
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S he wants to lock ii all up in her pock et. It's

S he wa nts to wear 'em like jewels in h er hair And I
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'1 my bar or choc 'late. G ive It __ to
F
me
don' t want to sh are 'em. Give 'em _ _ to me
I I ~
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> VERUCA:
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now! wa nt to in
ride
now!
fine crys la l riage. day to

want each
43 - I Wa11t I t Now!
RO ALD DAHL 'S WILLY Wo NKA. 2-Acr
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sprfng.
when the time comes to

And think bout
a mar rlage,
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king!
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She wants the stars

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2
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up in the heav ens
se
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wait to wear that on my brow!
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wants it
She
Don•t care how!
·- ---- -
now! ____ ______________________
Now!
43 - I Want It
r - 134 -- ROALD DA HL
·s WILLY WONK A 2-A CT
lg._ ~
lllon't care how!----=:
/ J2
want It
(Vocal begins long FALL) (VERUCA jumps onto the chute and down the chute)
now !!!! _ __ _ _ _ ___________ ___ _________ _ ____ _

Pe
(VOICE OVER "Bad Nut")

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ROAlD DAHl 'S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr
135 -
Oompa-Loompa 3
QJ
OOMPA1 : OOMPA2 : OOMPAJ :
ill Oom · pa • loom • pa doom • pa - dee - doo!
OOMPA•: OOMPAS : OOMPA 1:
-
I
want
r
it
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Pvt
JJJ J
got a per feel
I nJ
puz-zle for
J
you!
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Oom • pa · loom - pa
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doom - pa · dee
j
dtt!
I
·hule and down the chute ) [ll]

VERUCA:
~·
ALL:
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F I ~~
Pe
li•t - en to
J
me!
II
Who do you blame
C:
when your ki d i.. a
r
brat ?
l
Jr you an wise , you'U
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Pam • pend and spoiled like a Si - a-mese cat! Diam - ing the k.id is a lie and a shame,
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BOYS:
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You know ex - ad ly who's lo blame! The mother, and the ra I.bu!
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then you will go rar !
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Oom • pa - loom . pa d oom• pa • dee • dah! If you'~ not spoiled
y
OOMPA2:
OOMPA 1:
You Will live In hap • pi - ness too! Like the- Qom -

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00MPA3 :
VERUCA : ALL:
loom pa do!
doom • pa dee
45 - Oomp11-Loomp11 3
13 6
.,...•\ R O A L D DAHL 's WILLI ' WO N KA 2-ACT
Segue from !So 48 • l,ights Qu t.,t"

Oompa-Loompa 4
[ Light an d Crttpy a= ca . 142) I QJ
2 ALL :
Oom - pa - loom • pa doom • pa • dee • doo !
r, •e got a n - oth • l'r •

puz - zle for you! Oom . pa • loom - pa - doom - pa · dee - dee!
9 0l
11
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MIKE:
'Pb& £1 J J IJ J J3 II r C: r r c r~
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If you att wise , you'll list - en to me! Whal do you gel from a
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glut or T V? A pain in the nec:k and an
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try
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simp
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ly ttad - ing
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book?
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Or, coul d yo u just not bear to look? _ _ ___ _ _

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SOLO 3: You'll et no,
SOLO 2:
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y
zo SO LO 1:
get no , You'll DO
You'll
I
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yo u ' ll get no com • mer · cials! Oom pa loom pa doom - pa - dee
J p@
25
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V a nd yo u' ll be sta r ! You wiU Uve In
o ff the T II
Turn
49 - Oompa-Loompa 4
13 7 -
h■P • pl • ness,
too l Lik e the 0nm • -
pa pa,
ALL: MIIKE:
d o!__ ___ ____ _

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()om • pa . loo m • pa • cl oom • pa · dtt Doom • pa • dtt . do!
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138 R OALD DAHL 'S WILL Y WO N KA 1 -Ac~ ~
WONkA, GRANDPA JO! & CHARLIE : m-c! Flying (Reprise)

I In one (J.==c. 68) /
II
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! Wt 're fly
~
19 CHARUI! : GRANDPA JOE :
g~Uet
PAJOt,
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My rav • 'rile past · Umc Much more than lhe .... C!l!lt Is
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dou . ble quick fast lime by lly lq !

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rm CHARLIE : WONKA :
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It 's 50 in . vii illl , u: . di - in& and qulte ed . I Cy Ina!

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Here lll the sub - strat • os • phen soar - Ing
CHARLIE, WOHKA
& GRANDPA JOE :
sky !----- - - And we now know why there Is DO reel
quJte like the reel 101 or fly
50A - F l ying (R e pri se )
◄
f?OALD D A H L ·s WI L LY WONKA Z - A cr
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head on U,c cell lng of hea v . en 8 • bon !
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our death • de
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•s WiLLY Wo N KA 2-A cr
14:0 RoALD D .4HL
Oompa-Loompa/Candy Dreams
WO!"KA : Lei's just swoop down and
see if we can hear what they have ~
7
~OS& ~I-
Fo _rce
_ f_ul-ly- (~J-=-c-. 1-4-2) ]
OO MPA LOOMPAS :
I' ve got a fi • nal

Oom • pa • loom • pa doom • pa • dtt • doo!
.5
doom -pa · dtt • dtt! If you are wise, you 'II lls • teD to
Oom • pa • loom • pa
9
Pe
Then> Is a prob • lem with lots or our youtll ! Not ev • ' ry - bod • y Ukes teU• Ing the lnith !
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Td l • ing the truth starts a beau · ti • ful bU7.Z

. Is n't it nltt when some • •
lU
Suddenly slower (J= c. 100) O.o lce e rubatocJ=C.1114

)J
se
does ?! It co·uld be con • ta gious!

O
GRANDPA JOE: Guess they learned their lesson! Wonka, what are all those trucks doing ?
WONKA : Deliveri ng the booby prizes .
CHARLIE : What are the booby prizes? s
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WONKA : Their life time supply of chocolate.

GRANDPA JOE : If that's the booby prize, what's the real prize?
GD j a tempo j
A solo • fre ely (SCENE CONT INUES)
--
51 Oompa-Loompa/Cand y Dreams
I,
ROALD DAHL 'S WILLY WONKA 2-Acr

•
- 141 -
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[} 1owly cJ= c. 80) ]
6
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(DIAWGUE CUE:)
WONKA: It means your entire family can live here with you here at the factory! \Segue\
Pe
CHARLIE: I say "Yes,' Mr. Wonka! I would truly, positively, absolutely LOVE to!
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WoN KA
DAHL 's WILLY
142 ROALD
Segue from No 51 'Oompo-1,aompoJConti, Drcoms• Finale

\ Brightly cJ. = 134) \ WON KA:
Now
[1) \ Shuffle· l'lstesso cJ = 134) \
sat. is-fy - Ing and de • Ii • clous!

Char - lie makes ev ' ry • thing be bakes
9 MR. & MRS. BUCKET: GRANDPARENTS:
wish· es! We will help you eat the dish - es!

Talk a • bout your child - hood
(I] \ Shuffle cJ = 134) \

Pe
13 WONKA:
ru
Who can take a sun - rise? ___ sprlnk • le it with dew,____

sa
BUCKET FAMILY:
lU
Who can take a SUD • rise? ____

se
GRANDPA JOE:
O
cov - er It in cboc - 'late and a mir a-cle or two? Our

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sprink - le it with dew,
WONKA:
• lie can!
know that he can! _____
FULL COMPANY:
BUCK ET FAMILY:
Ob, Char . lie can!

We
52 - Fin
a le
~
- ROALD DAHL ·s Wt LL Y WONK A 2-A CT
143
FULL COMPANY :
We know that he can 'cos and makes the
can!
Straigh t 81hs -
mo/10 rail . fll! l Free ly (J::c. 76) I
CHARLIE :
'--'
And th e wor ld tastes good •cos the Can · dy Man thinks _ It
-
world-W le good!
Pe
ru
shoald!
- - -- - - - -- --- - ---- - --
sa
ALL:
l
Thinks It should !____ _ _ _

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- 144 -
R O ALD DAHL ' S WIL LY W ON KA 2 - A CT 2 - A cr
Bows @]
[ March (J.= c. 126)J IRepeat As Needed /
---
[Ij [OPT: All singOD lut tim~
5
We nev - er er dared to think that there would be a gold - en ti111e
~·r r r r F F Ir p r =ti I
-
WOMEN
:
Pe
pI( f J- Dr F' l )~
bang! In .
a glor • i • ous gold en blink, our lives would be • come sub lime! ' Cos
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I'v e got a Gold • en Tick et!_ _ __ _

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I'v e got a gold • en chance to make my

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21
IRepeat As Needed I
And with a Gold • en Tick • et it's a gold en
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day!
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LIBRETTOVOCAL BOOK

MUSICAND LYRICSBY ADAPTEDFORSTAGEBY

BASEDON THE BOOK:

NOTICE:DO NOT DEFACEI

MTI MUSIC LIBRARY

Roald Dahl's Willy Wonka

PROLOGUE: WONKA'S FACTORY

SCENE 11: THE BUCKET SHACK

SCENE 15: PINK CANDY BOAT

SCENE 17: FIZZY LIFTING ROOM

SCENE 19: CHOCO-VISION ROOM

1. PureImagination ................................................. WILLYWONK.A

19. RadioAnnouncer ... . .. ...... .. , . , , . . , . , . , .... .. . .......... .. . .. ..... ORCHESTRA

22. ImagineUnderscore........................... . . . ................ . .. .ORCHESTRA

24. Snowy Streets ......................... . .. . .. ....... . .. .. . . ....... ... ORCHESTRA

27. I've Got A GoldenTicket ............. .. .... .. ................. CHARLIE/COMPANY

33. Oompa-Loompa 1 ..... ...... .............. . .. ...... OOMPA-LOOMPAS/AUGUSTUS

35. There's No Knowing.... ..... ..... .... . .. ................ WILLYWONKA/PARENTS

36. Oiew It ...... . . . .................... . .WILLYWONK.A/VIOLET/KIDS & PARENTS

09. I Eat Mor,e! . , .. .. . .. ..... . .. . .. . .. . ..... .19

30 . Factory R1r:veal.. . . . . . ........... . .. . .. . . . .54 MATILDA

30. Factory Rt~eal .. . ... .. .. ... .... . . ... . .. . .. 54 MR.SALT

30. Factory Re.Deal. .. .... .. . . . . . .. .. .... ...... 54 30. Factory Reveal .. .. : : : : : · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·;

36. Chew It . . . .. . . ... . . . . .. .. .. . . . ....... .. . .62 MRS. BEAllJREGARDE

2. GoldenAge Of Chocolate. . . . . ...... 2 29. In This Room Here ............. .. 52

6. Street Transition ... . ..... , .. , . . .. 16 33. Oompa-Loorr,ipa

11. News Flash Underscore ... .. ... .. .22

18. Golden Ticket Light Box 3 ....... .. 31 45. Oompa-Loompa3 .... . . .. . .. .. . .. 74

19. RadioAnnouncer . . .......... . ... 33 46. Chaco-Vision Room ........ .. . . . . .75

22. Imagine Underscore . .. ........ . .. 37

24. Snowy Streets ......... . . . ....... 41

27. I've Got A Golden Ticket ... . . . . .. .44

(PRE SHOW : PURE IMAGINATION)

(An empty stage. Lightingsuggeststhe movingcogsof an activefactory.The

PROLOGUE: WONKA'S FACTORY

IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION!

INTO YOUR IMAGINATION!

WE'LL BEGIN WITH A SPIN

TRAVE'LING IN A WORLD OF MY CREATION!

IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE

SHvfPLYLOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT!

ANYTHING YOU WANTTO, DO IT!

WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD?-

THERE IS NO PLACEI KNOW

I am Willy Wonka . In the course of my long and spectacula1rcareer, I have

2 . COL EN AGE Of CHOCOLATE

THE GOLDEN AGE OF CHOC'LATE BEGAN.

I KNOW, 'C OS I WAS THERE .

WHEN IT COMES TO CHOC'LATE ,

'COS THAT'S THE AGE OF CHOC'LATE HE RAN-

SOME BRIGHTSPARKI'LL BE HIRING...

WHATEVERYOUR OPINION IS ABOUTME,

HALF OF THE COMPANY THE OTHER HALF o�

THE DAY THAT HE RETIRES, WE KNOW!

NO, WILLY WONKA JUST CAN'T GO!

'COS THE GOLDEN AGE OF CHOC'LATE

THE GOLDEN STAGE OF CHOC'LATE

THERE'S A GOLDEN PAGE OF CHOC'LATE HIST'RY

WE MUST WRITE SOMEHOW

SCENE1: THE BUCKETSHACK

(WON.KAsignalsfor the followingactionto takeplace:A squeakybed with

Here ya' go, Grandpa Joe . Cabbage soup.

the chocolate news?

Mallow-with flavor shifters-

SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW

AND A MIRACLE OR TWO?

WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW